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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Dares Yahaya Bello: "Invite Buhari To Commission One Project" by alonzoiv(m): 6:07am On Apr 16, 2019 |
Dino the Dinosaur versus Yahaya Bello, the White Lion The devil and the deep blue sea Frying pan and fire Black pot; black kettle. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Properties / Re: Cost Of Rent Around Enugu (042) |co-tenant by alonzoiv(m): 11:31am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Wouldn't it be better if you specify the type of accommodation ( self contained, one or two or three bedrooms, etc.) 35 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: Incredible Mathematics Tricks That Look Like Magic. by alonzoiv(m): 11:27am On Apr 15, 2019 |
Why not use a calculator instead? Time is too precious to be expended on things like these. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Saraki Is Not From Kwara State - Abdulganiyu Abdulrazak by alonzoiv(m): 11:23am On Apr 15, 2019 |
So also is Osinbajo not from Lagos, nor Bauchi Governor fron Bauchi, but from Kogi. |
Fashion / Re: Goat Dressed In Matching Ankara Outfit At An Event by alonzoiv(m): 6:11am On Apr 14, 2019 |
The women in uniform dress with the goat are his mothers. Mothers of goat. Come to think of it o, What if the goat was hitherto a human, and had bought the uniform before turning into a goat, and her friends had to take her to the Party? Hence , the uniform. Or, that's the goat to be slaughtered for the occasion, and they had to dress it up, to decieve her, so that she wont know that they're going to kill her. 34 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: May 29: Incumbent Govs, Govs-Elect Intensify "War" by alonzoiv(m): 6:03am On Apr 14, 2019 |
Of course, every transition between opposing Parties must be full of intrigues. Hence, the need to be on the look out |
Politics / Re: House Speakership: Tension In APC As 5 Govs Move Against Gbajabiamila by alonzoiv(m): 6:01am On Apr 14, 2019 |
APC of confusion 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: House Speakership: Tension In APC As 5 Govs Move Against Gbajabiamila by alonzoiv(m): 5:58am On Apr 14, 2019 |
Pls click like if you're already tired of APC and it's internal disunity, and share, if you think PDP will produce a new Speaker. 50 Likes 43 Shares |
Crime / Re: Jessy Gold: Girl Killed By Policemen In Ajegunle Identified by alonzoiv(m): 5:54am On Apr 14, 2019 |
A beautiful lady cut short in her prime. May God visit eternal judgement on any Policeman ( and his family and generation yet unborn), who kills an innocent soul. Mob action might even be appropriate if such person is caught in the act. 233 Likes 16 Shares |
Health / Re: Nigeria Suffers Severe Heatwave With No Relief In Sight by alonzoiv(m): 1:39pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
We die here. I think Lokoja is the worst hit of all the cities of Nigeria 56 Likes 4 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Looking For Free Promotion – Ycee by alonzoiv(m): 3:26am On Apr 06, 2019 |
Who is Victoria Kinami? Is she Tunde Kelani's daugther? This is a classic example of the bitterness that follows after being used and dumped. Happy Fvck you session. 40 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: I Feel Like Giving Up Life Even With Considerate Success by alonzoiv(m): 11:37am On Mar 27, 2019 |
Dont do it. Reflect on the positive side of life. Never give up. Think of the things you've been able to achieve. |
Technology Market / Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by alonzoiv(m): 3:56am On Mar 05, 2019 |
[ Is this still available? quote author=acunon post=76258892]Cheap New Stock alert Samsung 55" Smart Hub Full HD 1080p Display LED 3D TV with Wi-Fi Features Smart hub Wifi ready 3D function Camera support Low power consumption Football Mode Motion and voice control recognition Usb 3.0 playback HDMI ports and av Quad core processor plus Full HD 1080p Display LED DTS Premium Sound quality 5.1 Wifi direct Free view Satellite turner for free to air Stations Black design Super slim And lots more Model Code : UE55ES6800 Price :140K and Fully available (Best price ever) Condition : Neat!!!! [/quote] |
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Ps3 For Sale by alonzoiv(m): 4:54am On Feb 20, 2019 |
sursur:25k. I'm in lokoja. |
Crime / Re: My Friend's Ordeal After Escaping From Kidnappers In Portharcot(Graphic content) by alonzoiv(m): 11:12am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Too bad |
Celebrities / Re: So Don Jazzy Is Married, Hiding Relationship. by alonzoiv(m): 11:07am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Life will be better if people learn to mind their respective businesses. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Do Not Use Your Car On Election Day – IGP by alonzoiv(m): 11:07am On Feb 15, 2019 |
Rubbish talk. Misleading topic. IGP, prepare to leave after May 29. Like for APC, share for PDP 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Do Not Use Your Car On Election Day – IGP by alonzoiv(m): 11:05am On Feb 15, 2019 |
IGP of APC. |
Celebrities / Re: "Thank You Mom For Watching Over Me" Davido Says As He Shares Cute Photos by alonzoiv(m): 8:08am On Feb 09, 2019 |
miracood:I'm glad you know your mom is a fool 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: "Thank You Mom For Watching Over Me" Davido Says As He Shares Cute Photos by alonzoiv(m): 6:02am On Feb 09, 2019 |
And what's so special about that? How is this news? 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: Couple Recreates Picture After 51 Years by alonzoiv(m): 5:28am On Feb 09, 2019 |
Where did his six-packs go to? |
Crime / Re: Woman Who Killed Husband's Nephew By Flogging Speaks by alonzoiv(m): 5:27am On Feb 09, 2019 |
If you come back to this world, you won't ever cane anyone again. I hope she has been arrested. Let her be summarily executed as well. You can't keep living When You take another person's life. 14 Likes |
Travel / Re: Couple Rescued After They Were Stranded In Snow-covered Forest For 5-Days(Pics) by alonzoiv(m): 5:24am On Feb 09, 2019 |
Anything Explorers, is a hit. Like if you think Explorer deserves all the accolades 58 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: 2019: Wike Mocks Cole, Amaechi Over Supreme Court Judgment by alonzoiv(m): 5:20am On Feb 09, 2019 |
Wicked Wike. Savagery at its best. Like for PDP, share for APC 507 Likes 6 Shares |
Crime / Re: 19-Year-Old girl Caught With Gun In Anambra (Photo) by alonzoiv(m): 5:19am On Feb 09, 2019 |
This is obviously not a first timer. Her interrogation might reveal bigger crimes committed by more sophisticated gangs. Name Checkers, back out pls. Crime isn't restricted to a particular region or tribe. 27 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: A Wizkid Lookalike Turnup For Bbnaija Audition And Became An Instant Celebrity by alonzoiv(m): 4:21am On Feb 05, 2019 |
This one na poverty version of Wizkid o. 25 Likes |
Crime / Re: Gunmen Murder Ex-prisons Boss In Kogi by alonzoiv(m): 4:17am On Feb 05, 2019 |
Kogi State of Rubbish |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies At The Danish Refugee Council (DRC) by alonzoiv(m): 4:16am On Feb 05, 2019 |
Damaturu, Yobe State. God forbid. 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Corpers Kneeling Down For Coming Late For Inec Training by alonzoiv(m): 6:03am On Jan 31, 2019 |
Hogwash |
Politics / Re: Video: Gov Yahaya Bello’s Thug Confesses To Killing Ojo Enesi, Natasha's Aid by alonzoiv(m): 9:05pm On Jan 27, 2019 |
Madam, produce proof and hand them over to security agencies. Stop making noise all over the media. |
Crime / Re: 19 Years Old Boy Raped A Girl Of 3 Years Old by alonzoiv(m): 9:02pm On Jan 27, 2019 |
Simple, just ensure that he explains why he used the handkerchief, reverse it, then castrate the pedophile. |
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Uncovers 'Plot To Destabilize 2019 Elections' by alonzoiv(m): 9:00pm On Jan 27, 2019 |
Midget. Trying to use reverse psychology on Nigerians. APC is the Party all out to destabilize Nigeria. This is 2019, even the blind now see. 49 Likes 2 Shares |
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