₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,484 members, 8,445,680 topics. Date: Wednesday, 15 July 2026 at 11:29 AM

Toggle theme

Alonzoiv's Posts

Nairaland ForumAlonzoiv's ProfileAlonzoiv's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 (of 32 pages)

PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Dares Yahaya Bello: "Invite Buhari To Commission One Project" by alonzoiv(m): 6:07am On Apr 16, 2019
Dino the Dinosaur versus Yahaya Bello, the White Lion


The devil and the deep blue sea

Frying pan and fire

Black pot; black kettle.
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Rent Around Enugu (042) |co-tenant by alonzoiv(m): 11:31am On Apr 15, 2019
Wouldn't it be better if you specify the type of accommodation ( self contained, one or two or three bedrooms, etc.)
Science/TechnologyRe: Incredible Mathematics Tricks That Look Like Magic. by alonzoiv(m): 11:27am On Apr 15, 2019
Why not use a calculator instead?
Time is too precious to be expended on things like these.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Is Not From Kwara State - Abdulganiyu Abdulrazak by alonzoiv(m): 11:23am On Apr 15, 2019
So also is Osinbajo not from Lagos, nor Bauchi Governor fron Bauchi, but from Kogi.
FashionRe: Goat Dressed In Matching Ankara Outfit At An Event by alonzoiv(m):
The women in uniform dress with the goat are his mothers. Mothers of goat.


Come to think of it o,

What if the goat was hitherto a human, and had bought the uniform before turning into a goat, and her friends had to take her to the Party? Hence , the uniform.

Or, that's the goat to be slaughtered for the occasion, and they had to dress it up, to decieve her, so that she wont know that they're going to kill her.
PoliticsRe: May 29: Incumbent Govs, Govs-Elect Intensify "War" by alonzoiv(m): 6:03am On Apr 14, 2019
Of course, every transition between opposing Parties must be full of intrigues. Hence, the need to be on the look out
PoliticsRe: House Speakership: Tension In APC As 5 Govs Move Against Gbajabiamila by alonzoiv(m): 6:01am On Apr 14, 2019
APC of confusion
PoliticsRe: House Speakership: Tension In APC As 5 Govs Move Against Gbajabiamila by alonzoiv(m): 5:58am On Apr 14, 2019
Pls click like if you're already tired of APC and it's internal disunity, and share, if you think PDP will produce a new Speaker.
CrimeRe: Jessy Gold: Girl Killed By Policemen In Ajegunle Identified by alonzoiv(m):
A beautiful lady cut short in her prime. May God visit eternal judgement on any Policeman ( and his family and generation yet unborn), who kills an innocent soul.


Mob action might even be appropriate if such person is caught in the act.
HealthRe: Nigeria Suffers Severe Heatwave With No Relief In Sight by alonzoiv(m):
We die here. I think Lokoja is the worst hit of all the cities of Nigeria

CelebritiesRe: Victoria Kimani Looking For Free Promotion – Ycee by alonzoiv(m): 3:26am On Apr 06, 2019
Who is Victoria Kinami? Is she Tunde Kelani's daugther?

This is a classic example of the bitterness that follows after being used and dumped.

Happy Fvck you session.
FamilyRe: I Feel Like Giving Up Life Even With Considerate Success by alonzoiv(m):
Dont do it. Reflect on the positive side of life. Never give up. Think of the things you've been able to achieve.
Technology MarketRe: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by alonzoiv(m): 3:56am On Mar 05, 2019
[

Is this still available?

quote author=acunon post=76258892]Cheap New Stock alert

Samsung 55" Smart Hub Full HD 1080p Display LED 3D TV with Wi-Fi

Features

Smart hub
Wifi ready
3D function
Camera support
Low power consumption
Football Mode
Motion and voice control recognition
Usb 3.0 playback
HDMI ports and av
Quad core processor plus
Full HD 1080p Display LED
DTS Premium Sound quality 5.1
Wifi direct
Free view
Satellite turner for free to air Stations
Black design
Super slim
And lots more

Model Code : UE55ES6800


Price :140K and Fully available grin (Best price ever)


Condition : Neat!!!![/quote]
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Ps3 For Sale by alonzoiv(m): 4:54am On Feb 20, 2019
sursur:
I have ps3 slim 500gb 8 games install, 3 cd 2 pad ,pc pad ,45k .kogi 09062107240
25k. I'm in lokoja.
CrimeRe: My Friend's Ordeal After Escaping From Kidnappers In Portharcot(Graphic content) by alonzoiv(m): 11:12am On Feb 15, 2019
Too bad
CelebritiesRe: So Don Jazzy Is Married, Hiding Relationship. by alonzoiv(m): 11:07am On Feb 15, 2019
Life will be better if people learn to mind their respective businesses.
PoliticsRe: Do Not Use Your Car On Election Day – IGP by alonzoiv(m): 11:07am On Feb 15, 2019
Rubbish talk. Misleading topic. IGP, prepare to leave after May 29. Like for APC, share for PDP
PoliticsRe: Do Not Use Your Car On Election Day – IGP by alonzoiv(m): 11:05am On Feb 15, 2019
IGP of APC.
CelebritiesRe: "Thank You Mom For Watching Over Me" Davido Says As He Shares Cute Photos by alonzoiv(m): 8:08am On Feb 09, 2019
miracood:
MY MOM IS A FOOL
I'm glad you know your mom is a fool
CelebritiesRe: "Thank You Mom For Watching Over Me" Davido Says As He Shares Cute Photos by alonzoiv(m): 6:02am On Feb 09, 2019
And what's so special about that? How is this news?
RomanceRe: Couple Recreates Picture After 51 Years by alonzoiv(m): 5:28am On Feb 09, 2019
Where did his six-packs go to?
CrimeRe: Woman Who Killed Husband's Nephew By Flogging Speaks by alonzoiv(m):
If you come back to this world, you won't ever cane anyone again. I hope she has been arrested. Let her be summarily executed as well. You can't keep living When You take another person's life.
TravelRe: Couple Rescued After They Were Stranded In Snow-covered Forest For 5-Days(Pics) by alonzoiv(m): 5:24am On Feb 09, 2019
Anything Explorers, is a hit.


Like if you think Explorer deserves all the accolades
PoliticsRe: 2019: Wike Mocks Cole, Amaechi Over Supreme Court Judgment by alonzoiv(m): 5:20am On Feb 09, 2019
Wicked Wike. Savagery at its best.


Like for PDP, share for APC
CrimeRe: 19-Year-Old girl Caught With Gun In Anambra (Photo) by alonzoiv(m):
This is obviously not a first timer. Her interrogation might reveal bigger crimes committed by more sophisticated gangs.

Name Checkers, back out pls. Crime isn't restricted to a particular region or tribe.
CelebritiesRe: A Wizkid Lookalike Turnup For Bbnaija Audition And Became An Instant Celebrity by alonzoiv(m): 4:21am On Feb 05, 2019
This one na poverty version of Wizkid o.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Murder Ex-prisons Boss In Kogi by alonzoiv(m): 4:17am On Feb 05, 2019
Kogi State of Rubbish
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies At The Danish Refugee Council (DRC) by alonzoiv(m): 4:16am On Feb 05, 2019
Damaturu, Yobe State. God forbid.
NYSCRe: Corpers Kneeling Down For Coming Late For Inec Training by alonzoiv(m): 6:03am On Jan 31, 2019
Hogwash
PoliticsRe: Video: Gov Yahaya Bello’s Thug Confesses To Killing Ojo Enesi, Natasha's Aid by alonzoiv(m): 9:05pm On Jan 27, 2019
Madam, produce proof and hand them over to security agencies. Stop making noise all over the media.
CrimeRe: ! by alonzoiv(m): 9:02pm On Jan 27, 2019
Simple, just ensure that he explains why he used the handkerchief, reverse it, then castrate the pedophile.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Uncovers 'Plot To Destabilize 2019 Elections' by alonzoiv(m):
Midget. Trying to use reverse psychology on Nigerians. APC is the Party all out to destabilize Nigeria. This is 2019, even the blind now see.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 (of 32 pages)