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CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Buys $2m Bugatti Veyron Birthday Present For Husband Jay-z by AloyEmeka5(op): 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2010
blackcypha:
plz let me knw wats up bros i NEED A NAiJA POLiTiCiAN AS SPOUSE TOO,
YOUR SPOUSE SHUD HAVE POLiTiCiAN FRiENDZ RiGHT?
Do you have what it takes to marry a politician and that includes the possibility of assassinating you any minute?.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Buys $2m Bugatti Veyron Birthday Present For Husband Jay-z by AloyEmeka5(op): 8:01pm On Dec 11, 2010
blackcypha:
REALLY?[/b]
Bros abeg [b]wetin you dey do
wey u take get dat kinda CAR COLLECTiON?
My spouse is a Nigerian politician and PDP member.
Christianity EtcRe: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by AloyEmeka5: 7:59pm On Dec 11, 2010
I love the gay thing because only soccer and gay rights unites Nigerians. Ethnic issues will automatically become secondary as long as the next guy will help them push their argument through. I do miss Bawomolo because all these guys here are yet to give Sagamite a run for his money in this argument.
PoliticsRe: New Lekki Bridge Picture by AloyEmeka5(op): 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2010
enitan2002:
@ aloy_emeka,
whats yur sourcehuh
Fashola.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Buys $2m Bugatti Veyron Birthday Present For Husband Jay-z by AloyEmeka5(op): 7:51pm On Dec 11, 2010
slap1:
I assume you are the kind of man you preach, enh? How many Bugattis have they bought you for now?
I got Bugatti, Lamborghini, Ferrari and McLaren  tongue tongue tongue tongue. Nigerian men are so scared of respecting their women. They'd rather let the Bugatti go than let down their useless ego.
PoliticsRe: Tos Benson On Awolowo, Ag, Yoruba, Etc. by AloyEmeka5: 7:49pm On Dec 11, 2010
We want works that will advance the cause of healing the political wounds of the Yorubas in the past half a century.
True that.

Why you people continue to go back to history instead of solving your immediate problem in Nigeria beats me. Akintola , Awolowo, Zik, Okpara, Ahmadu Bello, Ikoku, Macaulay, Balewa, Okoti Eboh, etc are all dead. Why is the living fighting themselves over them?. It is like Americans fighting over the reason Andrew Johnson overturned the 40 acres and a mule Abraham Lincoln signed for black people instead of talking about the issues threatening them today.
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Buys $2m Bugatti Veyron Birthday Present For Husband Jay-z by AloyEmeka5(op): 7:37pm On Dec 11, 2010
If Nigerian men wash their wife's dishes, clean the house and say amen to whatever their wife says, may be they can get more than a Bugatti every birthday from Nigerian women but they won't listen. How do you expect your woman to buy you a big gift like this when you continuously disrespect her and chase women all over town?. She will rather buy you a container of condoms as birthday present.. tongue tongue tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: New Lekki Bridge Picture by AloyEmeka5(op): 11:53am On Dec 11, 2010
toba:
the bridge will be ready in 2015
2011 my friend.
PoliticsNew Lekki Bridge Picture by AloyEmeka5(op): 5:54am On Dec 11, 2010
[size=14pt]Proposed Lekki - Ikoyi bridge. Will be ready in 2011[/size]


[img]http://3.bp..com/_bDcpR_wJ7hk/TQFe1jfRpYI/AAAAAAAAESo/Ora8Qx0D9QQ/s400/lekki-ikoyi-bridge.jpg[/img]

For those of you who live in Lekki, and face all that traffic everyday, respite is coming soon. Lagos State Govt is currently working on a bridge that will take you directly from Lekki to Ikoyi. And the bridge will look something like what you see above. You heard it here first, :-)

http://lindaikeji..com/
HealthMeet Terri Smith: The World's Fattest Woman by AloyEmeka5(op): 5:52am On Dec 11, 2010
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/09/article-1337077-0C65BD2C000005DC-481_468x409.jpg

49 year old mother of one, Terri Smith, is believed to be the World's Fattest Woman, weighing 700lb. She is confined to her bedroom in her Ohio home unable to move, stand or roll over by herself.
Suffering from severe headaches which doctors fear could stem from a brain problem, Terri urgently needs a brain scan - but is too big to fit inside an MRI machine.

http://lindaikeji..com/2010/12/meet-terri-smith-worlds-fattest-woman.html
PoliticsRe: Polish Parliament Gets Its 1st African Lawmaker (naija Son) by AloyEmeka5: 2:26am On Dec 11, 2010
ChristophT:
John Abraham Godson (his real name is Godson Chikama Onyekwere) often claims that he has a MA and a PhD from US universities. The reality is very different. As one can learn from Godson's resume ([url=http://www.lodzkie.home.pl/pdf/John%20Godson.pdf]www.lodzkie.home.pl/pdf/John%20Godson.pdf [/url]), his "PhD" comes from the Americus University, a very suspect establishment which no longer exists and where one could get a PhD online for money, allegedly for $650. His "MA" comes from Trinity College of the Bible and Theological Seminary, Newburgh, Indiana, a Christian school which humbly admits on its website that its academic programming is not officially accredited in the US. If you wish to see it for yourself, google "Americus University" and "Trinity College and Seminar". Godson/Onyekwere has probably never even been to the US.

Godson claims, too, that he quit his "very prestigious job" at the International Institute of Tropical Agriculture in Ibadan (where, as he claims, he worked as a "junior scientist" in the Analytical Services Laboratory) in 1993 for purely religious reasons, because he dreamt of conquering souls for Jesus in Eastern Europe, because Eastern Europe was a place where "thousands of people were tortured, people were being killed". He claims that he got the job at the IITA because he was the best student at Abia State University, Uturu. One can read about it here (the texts are in Polish): http://www.ekumenizm.pl/article.php?story=20071003103959260&mode=print and http://www.krytykapolityczna.pl/Serwissamorzadowy/GodsonImigrantpastorradny/menuid-403.html?comment_id=19290&joscclean=1

Finally, the guy claims that he has been to Nigeria only twice during the last 17 years, although he says, too, that his mother and six brothers and sisters still live in Nigeria [url]http://wiadomosci.wp.pl/kat,1515,page,2,title,Syn-Bozy-na-slowa-Kaczynskiego-musialem-zareagowac,wid,12935271,wiadomosc.html[/url]. Can someone like that be trusted ?
So you registered in Nairaland solely to disparage this man?. You posted links written in Polish undoubtedly written by his political detractors and you(A Nigerian) who couldn't stomach his newly found success decides to go online to disparage him. It is obvious that you live in Poland too and cannot understand why a man who came to Poland years after you have been there is more successful than you; if not, how come you were able to decipher what was written in Polish.

What is your business on how many times he has traveled to Nigeria in the last 17 years?. There are many Nigerians in the diaspora who haven't traveled home in the last 15 years even though their family lives in Nigeria.

On his degrees, half of the pastors in Nigeria obtain their degrees from the same source and I don't see how it stops them from preaching the gospel. His new job neither requires a masters degree nor does it require a PHD.  Did he pay the online university $650 through you?. You are just a hater and that's it.
FoodRe: Coke Or Pepsi Or Canada Dry Or Dr Pepper?: Vote by AloyEmeka5(op): 2:19am On Dec 11, 2010
rachelcorr:
it takes an entire gallon of water to remove the acid in your blood from ONE can of soda!
Says who?
RomanceRe: Lebanese, Briton Battle Over Nigerian Lady by AloyEmeka5(op): 2:17am On Dec 11, 2010
Stop buying 'made in Aba' dictionary.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ghananian Tribesman Enters US With assorted parts by AloyEmeka5(op): 2:15am On Dec 11, 2010
But when they opened his suitcase, they found sheets contaminated with chicken blood, one genet skin, one dried hedgehog, two dried chameleons, two elephant tails, chicken feathers, grass, pea and see pods, tree bark chips, soil and a jug containing soil, herbs and blood
Osuofia in America.
Foreign AffairsGhananian Tribesman Enters US With assorted parts by AloyEmeka5(op): 2:07am On Dec 11, 2010
[size=14pt]Man's animal parts-filled suitcase seized at Dulles[/size]
December 9, 2010 - 3:20pm

(Courtesy of U.S.Customs and Border Protection)

STERLING, Va. - A passenger from Ghana definitely wasn't the elephant in the room when he tried to enter the country with a suitcase filled with elephant tails and other animal parts.

Customs and Border Protection agriculture specialists seized a plethora of exotic goods from the 59-year-old passenger at Dulles International Airport last week.

The man told officials he was only carrying dried herbs and clothing.

But when they opened his suitcase, they found sheets contaminated with chicken blood, one genet skin, one dried hedgehog, two dried chameleons, two elephant tails, chicken feathers, grass, pea and see pods, tree bark chips, soil and a jug containing soil, herbs and blood.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman Steve Sapp says it was the largest seizure of such items in recent memory.

The man, who arrived on Dec. 3, told officials he planned to use the items for spiritual purposes.

"This is by far one of the strangest suitcases we're ever opened," says Christopher Hess, U.S. Customs and Border Protection Port Director for the Port of Washington.

All of the items - except the two elephant tails - were destroyed because they posed animal and plant disease threats to American agriculture, Hess says.

A U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service inspector took the elephant tails.

The passenger, who was headed to Maryland, was issued a warning and released.

He was placed on a watch list of agricultural violators and will be searched upon entering the country in the future.

On a typical day, officials inspect tens of thousands of international air and sea passengers across the nation and seize 4,291 prohibited products, including 454 insect pests.

People who bring prohibited agricultural items into the country face a minimum fine of $300.

(Copyright 2010 by WTOP. All Rights Reserved.)

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=25&sid=2194824
CelebritiesRe: Bad Brad by AloyEmeka5(op): 1:56am On Dec 11, 2010
MRbrownJAY:
@Aloy
now you are missing the point completely. who gives a damn WHY they are doing it. its been done for generations and generations and THEY see nothing wrong in that (unless you can use your telepathic memory to know what THEY are all thinking lol), give us a break!
[size=14pt]then you wonder why Nigeria is in the state that it is when there are people thinking like you do. [/size]

here is a clue: if you expect everyone to follow your close minded "rules" then you should go deep down in the bush, form a community of like minded folks, create your own laws within that community and stick by them. unfortunately, if you want to live in the REAL world then you better accept that people will be different because nobody is changing their ways for you.


i live my life regardless of what people think as i dont give a damn what others think, so long as i am happy with what i do. . . . . . . . . . . . .  whether in Kazakhstan or Nigeria, lol! as if i give a damn about what people in the north south east OR west think, rotflmao!
So Nigeria is in terrible state today because we don't allow men to press women yansh in public?
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Buys $2m Bugatti Veyron Birthday Present For Husband Jay-z by AloyEmeka5(op): 11:25am On Dec 10, 2010
I don't see how this threat has turned into Naija man bashing thread.
RomanceRe: Lebanese, Briton Battle Over Nigerian Lady by AloyEmeka5(op): 11:23am On Dec 10, 2010
googles:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I bet she doesnt even send 9ja guys. . . . International binch  wink
Why she wan send you?. huh huh huh
FamilyRe: Man Marries His Pet Dog by AloyEmeka5: 3:46am On Dec 10, 2010
Ladyrsky46:
What have I not seen or heard? I wonder what'' be next,

What does okpo mean?
Necrophilia, Thanatophilia or Necrolagnia.
FamilyRe: How To Send First Wife Out Without Drama by AloyEmeka5: 3:37am On Dec 10, 2010
Blazay:
1. You simply build wife #2 another house. No need to pack wife #1 out.
2. No, it is not ok to marry a woman that does not share your faith and value systems. You can keep her as a girlfriend but you cannot marry her.

No need to cause problems for yourself where you do not need to.
What if he loves the woman who does not share the same religion with him?. Trust me, marrying a woman who has another religion is the least of malus problem. This is a man who has constant erection for his mother in law:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-560407.0.html
RomanceRe: Lebanese, Briton Battle Over Nigerian Lady by AloyEmeka5(op): 3:34am On Dec 10, 2010
eldee:
Why's this in a newspaper??
Because two oyibos and not Africos like you are dying for a black woman. wink wink wink
CelebritiesBeyonce Buys $2m Bugatti Veyron Birthday Present For Husband Jay-z by AloyEmeka5(op): 12:02am On Dec 10, 2010
[size=14pt]Beyonce's $2M Bugatti Veyron birthday present for husband Jay-Z[/size]
THE LONDON SUN/NEWSCORE
Last Updated: 11:05 AM, December 8, 2010
Posted: 11:04 AM, December 8, 2010

American singer Beyonce proved her love for husband Jay-Z by buying him the world's fastest road car for $2 million, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The 29-year-old pop star treated her rapper husband to a Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport for his 41st birthday.

https://www.arabamoto.com/var/resizes/Bugatti/Bugatti-Veyron-Grand-Sport/Bugatti-Veyron-Grand-Sport-Wallpaper.jpg



She had to wait a year after ordering the car, which can do 255 miles per hour and goes from zero to 60 miles per hour in 2.5 seconds.

But she managed to keep it secret, and Jay-Z was thrilled with the surprise birthday present, which added to his already impressive collection of cars.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/music/beyonce_bugatti_veyron_birthday_7cyFYPd2LJmTBRAYf6pMQO?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=

A source said: "Jay-Z has one of the most enviable collections of bling motors in the world -- but even for him the Bugatti is special. Obviously the money isn't a factor for Beyonce, but Jay will be touched that out of everything she could have bought him, she chose something he'll treasure for years. He's in for the ride of his life."
PoliticsRe: Nigerian To Be Poland's First Black Lawmaker by AloyEmeka5: 11:46pm On Dec 09, 2010
9ijaMan:
I beg to disagree a little bit. Aregbesola the current governor of Osun was Finance commisioner to in Tinubu's admisnitration in Lagos state. I have also know a yoruba who became councilor in Kaduna some year back. I also recall a hausa councilor in one of the South-Eastern states. I believe we should take sometime out to celebrate the little positives in our own society too. I will agree however that we still have a long way to go.
We are talking the same country and you are mentioning 1 or 2 people doing the same thing over a period of 50 years, abi?. Aregbesola is Yoruba and him being a finance commissioner in Lagos is not fully out of place, the hausa counselor in Abia was a rare occurrence, etc. If Nigeria is a progressive state, these scenario will be seen in over 100 elective offices every 4 years.
RomanceRe: Lebanese, Briton Battle Over Nigerian Lady by AloyEmeka5(op): 11:41pm On Dec 09, 2010
She doesn't look like any dude in wig joor.
RomanceRe: Lebanese, Briton Battle Over Nigerian Lady by AloyEmeka5(op): 9:07pm On Dec 09, 2010
kokoye:
^^^

seriously, what is or are pheromones?
Use your dictionary. grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Lebanese, Briton Battle Over Nigerian Lady by AloyEmeka5(op): 8:57pm On Dec 09, 2010
kokoye:
what is pheromones  huh

. . . and why not her puzzie?
Whatever works for you, hommie.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian To Be Poland's First Black Lawmaker by AloyEmeka5: 8:45pm On Dec 09, 2010
mikeansy:
Or rather will a southerner ever get elected in the North? or vice versa?

I am talking about Nigerians not getting elected in parts of the country were their ethnic group is not the dominant and aboriginal tribe.
You are right and it surprises me whenever we celebrate issues like this but let an Hausa man or Bini man try running for governor or house of reps in Oyo or Imo states and see what is going to happen and vice versa.
RomanceRe: Lebanese, Briton Battle Over Nigerian Lady by AloyEmeka5(op): 8:42pm On Dec 09, 2010
Yorisb:
And what could that be, I ask huh undecided




Keke na Pepe!
You never know. It could be her fashion style, the way she smiles, her dentition, her pheromones, her stature, her personality and kindness, etc. I don't believe it is jazz. Always remember that men can do anything for puzzie.
EventsWhat Did Igbo People See In Christmas? by AloyEmeka5(op): 8:40pm On Dec 09, 2010
Why are Igbo people too crazy about Christmas?. They travel home en-masse, kill goats and cows; buy new cars and the ladies suddenly turn fashionista. I always tell my friends that Christmas is the only true test for those who have Igbo blood running in their veins.

So, Igbo peeps here, what did you people find so special in Christmas ?
PoliticsRe: Joy As Enugu Receives 30 Luxury Buses From Innoson by AloyEmeka5: 8:32pm On Dec 09, 2010
Blazay:
I don't really understand the fascination with luxurious buses in Igboland.
More death traps for potential ritual victims I suppose.
Thank God I have never entered one.
Unless you are planning to buy them bullet trains for travelling since you got dough that is working pretty well.

P.S. Take out that picture of yours and put the former one. Her Igbo/Ibibio/Efik legs look way better than your fat face.

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