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[quote author=kevoh post=38925492]1 Ghanaian Cedi is about 26 cents and about 52 Naira

100 million Ghanaian Cedi? Now do the arithmetic and stop exhibiting ignorance unnecessarily. Whether 52 naira equals to 1 ghanian cedi or not, that does not stop the GDP of Lagos and Portharcourt to be greater than the GDP of the whole of Ghana! So what do u have to say about that?

Thank God for my state ENUGU! We have light here 24/7. Whatever thing Buhari did, thank God he did what he did! GOD BLESS NIGERIA

eddybillfm:
African and poverty mentality dey worry you.

Thank u

Am happy. This match has made my day. Unlike the other DR congo match. Good night everyone!!!

AgreatMan:
And who told you that that big heavy beast is anywhere as fast as the most basic Ferrari. it's a wrong comparison. Common compare a Bentley to a Rolls Royce or some Mercedes models.

Abi!

Nice baby! I mean car.. Bently is as fast as Ferrari and Audi.

In my opinion, this is the most disgraceful football outing in Nigeria history. So sad. Even ordinary Congo. #teamolisehmustgo

Afritop:
IT BACKFIRED

IT BACKTOSENDERED

Truth be told, from the look at her face,she is not happily married. Inwardly, she yearn to love and to be loved. A man that will always be there 24/7. #fact#. If u like u can call me a prophet.

breadandbutter:
[b]I watched with sadness how thousands of innocent people died in Nepal from that earth quake and it makes me wonder if God really finds joy in the death of people. The so called God is claimed to be alpha and omega but how come he sits dumbly and lazily and watch people they claim he worked so hard to create die like fowls Many Nigerians are deep into the belief of this dead God that they no longer use their brains when commenting on tragedies because they have all been brainwashed into believing their existence is owed to a fable God sold to them by Isrealites who are far worse in commiting crimes against humanity in terms of war and killing innocent people. A four month old baby survived the earth quake and i was surprised to see some people thanking God for her survival
Thank God for killing over 5thousand people and saving a 4 months old Africans are so mentally lazy that they call an imaginary Dumb God in everything. FuCck the foolish God for watching innocents die while watching. that is if the furker called God even exist. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH GOD FOR HIS WICKEDNESS IF HE TRULY EXIST. nonsense [/b]

Bro! Who did this to u, e no go better for am. Anyway, is not your fault but is your fault. ADVICE: GO figure with your bible, it will help you a lot. Thanks

Dis mikel no won go marry?

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Fash20:
how old are you.

Nice question my dear!!!

Op can be very funny!!! U went and post pix of people that are doing baptism in a river somewhere and said is so so and so. Op E speakilekwa!!!

Iykopee:
Officer pls pls i'm a human being, dont try to shoot me cos i'm not a trespasser even thou Lagos is a no man's land while u threatened to throw me in the lagoon for rejecting ur son i might use same opportunity to make the lagoon a no man's lagoon.

Hahaha!!! Even in South Africa, Nigerians over there are declaring d whole of South africa...A NO MANS LAND.

Well, first let me begin by thanking God for the live of OP. I mean I can imagine what u have been through all this WASTED years. But to God be the glory, who actually made u to be alive to see this day. Again after reading all the comment on this particular non-fictious(real life) story, I concluded that 95% of people who commentted on this thread are daft and posses limited mentality #fact. Back at OP- Sir, why I used that word WASTED above is that (1) when all this (self servicing) are happening, u where never happy withyourself (2) u easily got angry at almost everything which have made ur live to be miserable and (4) u have remain stagnant in live in terms o f ur mental attitude and finances. The devil is a liar because now that u have stopped it there is an overhaul reprogramming that is taking place both spiritual and physical in and out of u. That was why I really thank God almighty for ur live. Am writing this now for those of u who in one way or the order have found himslf or herself in this boomerang act. Better discipline yourselve to stop it if not u will struggle to make it in life. People that indulge in this act are not always successful. Quit self servicing,it kills emotionally,mentally, physically,spiritually,financially and finally impotency. A word is a enough for the wise. He who have ear let him hear. Thank you. #bowsoutofthread#

zhukafa:
Transacting with them depends on if you know a bit of french. 07064856445

Sir I don't even know one bit of french. But mean while,u are notpicking ur calls

zhukafa:
Like?

Like how to transact with does people, where I can locate d real not 419 people that are into d business over there, how to do payment,and how to import them after buying and moreso I need ur number so that we can talk. Thhanks

zhukafa:
This is an area you have to be very careful, its difficult for you a first timer, because i also buy cars from cotonue, i know the involvements. but i shall be here to assist you with any information you needed.

Alright, can we start with first thing first pls.

Ewizard:
my sperm gat bulletproof..

Yes...Lol! My own get heatproof and handsetvibratioproof. #fact

Sir zhuKafa! Am planning on buying cars and importing them directly to Enugu where I stay. Pls this travel will be my first time of travelling to cotonou. I need almost all the information I can get from u,so as for me to know how I can plan my journey. For now I will be travelling via road but by God's grace as time goes on it will be via flight. Thanks and I appreciate in advance.

alpha75:
*whistling and passing by#saw thread...frowns #clears throat# Er.... Op, u forgot to tell us whether he is from SE SS NE SW NC etc. But base on what u wrote (He lives in Lagos with his wife....) It is obvious, he is from Lagos. Is not gonna work. Chai!!!!! Infact GEJ till bu HA RIA becomes a Pastor and again GEJ until OSHI BU NJO becomes an igbo man.

Again, mr osibanjo might be nice and good person but please nairalander's should reason this..... How can you carry a new wine and pour it into an old wine? Guys, no matter how new and fresh that wine is, believe me it will test very bad . #opinion# Had it been Mr Osibanjo is d real candidate and BU HA RIA, the running mate. It should have been better. Far more better. For those of you that are in support of this should always remember this OSIBANJO IS ONLY A PENCIL IN THE HAND OF BUHARI. He takes order from the oga at top. Notwithstanding, let the will of GOD be done, he knows the hearth of every man, the better man should win. #my humble submission# #bows out of tread#

enairaprof:
Yemi Osinbajo, 55, is a Senior Advocate of Nigeria and Senior Partner in the Law firm of Simmons Cooper Partners.

His tertiary education was at the Universityof Lagos and the London School of Economics where he obtained the LLB andLLM degrees respectively.

He was appointed the Lagos State Attorney General and Commissioner for Justice in 1999 and reappointed for a second term in 2003. During the period of his public service, he commenced the Lagos State justice reform project. A prominent feature of that project was the establishment of the Directorate for Citizens’ Rights (DCR) which provides free legal services and legal representation to indigent citizens of the state. This initiative gave a voice to many who would otherwise not have a way to access their rights.

Prior to that appointment, Osinbajo, a Professor of Law, was the Head of Public Law at the Faculty of Law, University of Lagos.

Between 1988 and 1992, he was the Special Adviser to the Attorney-General and Minister of Justice of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. He also served as a staff member of the United Nations and Member of the United Nation’s Secretary General’s Committee of Experts on Conduct and Discipline of UN Peacekeeping personnel around the globe.

He is currently an Ethics Advisor to the Ethics Committee of the African Development Bank and is a non-executive Director of Citibank.Prof. Osinbajo is Co-founder & Board Member Convention on Business Integrity and the Justice Research Institute Ltd. He has also authored several law books.

In 2007, Prof. and his wife Oludolapo founded “The Orderly Society Trust”, a non- governmental organization that is dedicated to the promotion of Christian ethics and orderliness.He is a resident pastor at the Olive Tree House of Prayer for All Nations, Banana Island, a parish of the RCCG.

He lives in Lagos with his wife, Dolapo Osinbajo, who is a grandchild of Obafemi Awolowo with three children.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/meet-buharis-running-mate-prof-yemi-Osinbajo/

*whistling and passing by#saw thread...frowns #clears throat# Er.... Op, u forgot to tell us whether he is from SE SS NE SW NC etc. But base on what u wrote (He lives in Lagos with his wife....) It is obvious, he is from Lagos. Is not gonna work. Chai!!!!! Infact GEJ till bu HA RIA becomes a Pastor and again GEJ until OSHI BU NJO becomes an igbo man.

evakingz:
..... Nice 1 bro

It seems u are a victim of this circumstance. Take hearth, I have overcome them

safarigirl:
This thread is FP-bound, so lemme drop my 3 kobo here. *clears throat* OP, your head dey there. These your points na waya. Another point I'd like to add is that a woman doesn't make her body the focal point of her entire being. She learns that you can still look sexy in decent clothes, she doesn't walk around half-na/ked. Also, a woman is self-assured, she doesn't feel the need to seek approval from any man as far as her physical or mental attributes go. She's comfortable in her own skin. Knows who she is and won't let one scrobo boy determine who she should be. *unclears throat* oya make una dey vanu dey go. Hembelembe!

How I wish Chioma is hearing this!!!! Again, they(women) should learn not to allow men to be touching them anyhow in d name of playing and they should quit trying to please everybody. They end up fooling themselves and it irritates men especially people like me who are decent and loves integrity. It pains whenever chioma does dat...

Adminisher:
He cannot even do that successfully so think up something else.

Well, if he can't, will ask him to read my lips... Sir, I think u should go and do the needfull because in france where I lecture, there is nothing like unsuccessfull. It does not exist in their dictionary... Even my too. Talk more the commander-in-chief of Armed Forces Federal republic of Nigeria.

Divide this country into three.

tushburg:
They should add these to their war dogs...new arrivals

#(jst thinking)#. *clears throat* can't believe am saying this, in france where I lecture, d first pix is d type of dog we use here for security. It is called Doglion. Er..m, they have ranks too. For example, that first pix, those dogs are always assign the rank of captain(in charge of distributing food) bones to be precise. If u quote me....anyway here in france we don't use such words here rather Bonzu la nairaland.

Tinubu:
1- The perpetual late comer: This one has an obsession with being noticed. She always 'majestically' dogwalks( not catwalk) into the church right in the middle of the service, swinging her small but 'standard' bumbum, head held high, and proceeds straight to the front row. Her 'long walk to freedom' most times succeeds in destabilizing the pious and godly 'Brothers in the Lord', who now have a hard time concentrating on 'Manna from above'. She is usually young, pretty, and very much a busybody. *marieolae*

2- The Extremely Gorgeous Chorister: This one is dropdead pretty, has an angelic voice, and is the church's golden girl. At times, she also leads praise and worship sessions. Her 'ministration' is most likely to lead a man to hell than heaven. Watching her 'dance to the Lord' is like watching soft porn.. It can cause a guy an embarrassing erection right there in the House of The Lord. She doesn't dress or act slutty, but her dressing and carriage is just modest enough to conceal the essentials, and revealing enough to make an aroused dude drop his whole month's salary into the offering Box. Too many brethren are seeking her hand in marriage, and she has her choice of pick among the church's most eligible bachelors. So she is a bit proud, condescending, and mostly unavailable if a guy tries to 'corner' her after church service. *Jennimma*

3- The loud ones: These girls usually come to church just to hoot, shout 'ride on pastor!', speak in tongues, and roll on the floor, during the pastor's Ministration. In my view, these are the Pastor's sycophants. They really make the Pastor look anointed, with all their psychedelic activity. They are the the ones who rush out when the pastor says that all virgins should come to the alter. They are also the ones who always fall around, breaking chairs, and alarming everyone , all in the name of being 'under the yoke of the anointing'. Stay away from these kind of girls, before them comot your eye, or cause u grave physical injury, while under their 'annointing'. *onila*

4- The 'Mummy's Girl': This one is always accompanied to church by her stern-faced mum. She is usually not older than 16, but looking very delectable and fresh. (You know that 'innocent freshness' girls usually have at one point in their teenage years, before 'everything' starts going south). A dude dare not come within talking distance of this chick. Her mum is far more interested in protecting her daughter's presumed innocence, than whatever it is the pastor is carrying on about. These are the kind of girls a guy can do nothing about, but admire from a safe distance, unless you wish to extend your investigation beyond God's House. *mzpreshie*


5- The young, beautiful and newly married girl: This one always has a permanent smile plastered on her face. Why she no go smile? She has broken the yoke of spinsterhood in grand style, and most unmarried sisters are envious of her 'progress'. Most of the time, she is married to a much older rich dude who is a member of the Pastor's inner caucus (the Church Cabal). She usually wears expensive wrappers, distracting headties (gele), and hardly stays at one place all through, and even after the service. No be her fault sha... Why she no go show herself? Husband don really scarce for town. *Kachisbarbie*




NOTE: This work is mine... Not copied and pasted from anywhere ..... So please don't ask me about the source... I AM THE SOURCE

U are a member of christ embassy.

fattbabakay:
African ladies I think..cos here in pakistan wher I skul,tinz re quite different

I think here in Iraq, where I lecture there is nothing like Love talk more of "expressing love". It does not exit in there dictionary.

Abdgafarplenty:
‪#‎MTN‬ be like; do u know dere r ppl in ya village dat dosen't want u to succeed QUICKY text. ‪#‎THUNDER_FIRE_DEM‬ to 33050 text cost N50 only

ooh... Shut up please

ritababe: KILL THEM ALL NO MERCY, I WANT SHEKAU HEAD ON A TRAY

but nigeria army killing more than 200 boko haram and NO casualty, i salute una joor but Were una be dey since na

Men, u believe that. There is no way the N A will kill upto 200 bh and not record a single casuality. I mean, who is cheating who here. Anyway, my friends brother who they posted to borno recently informs us better. He received bullet in his arm in this last attack. (In tears) Oh Lord, protect our soldiers who their oga at the top refuse to equip very well, and they are being killed everyday in the name of serving the country. Father, this world war 111 that is taking place at borno in the name of fighting terroism, let it stop and let there be peace, for all those who wants this country to move forward even to those enemy of progress who think they can loot this country dry, used the money to send their daughter to school abroad and now turn to defile and molest the daughter,s of the poor who are struggling to make ends meet. And as for our patriotic soldiers that have sustain different kinds of injury( especially my friends brother), father I pray for their quick recovery. None of them will die a day befor their death, in JESUS NAME I PRAY AMEN.

femi4: 5pm

Thank u.