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 Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 11:29am On Oct 25, 2020 |
Neddstark:Na me Bleep up boss, i no for even start to dey answer am 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 11:02am On Oct 25, 2020 |
CryptoAnalyst:If this is your best attempt at an insult, then you never reach to yab me. Life no end for this thread, but at least i know the purpose of the thread unlike a certain fellow who lacks comprehension and context. Now calmly Bleep off this informative thread like the small brained nincompoop you are. |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 10:57am On Oct 25, 2020 |
"You'll have to escort me somewhere" it wasn't a request. I rolled her words about in my mind, already contemplating how to go about this. "Where?" there was no point refusing, i might as well have a general sense of where we were headed. She cracked a half smile, "I'll tell you when i get back this evening." I nodded half heartedly, "When should i pick you up?" i asked as she began to swing the door open. She cocked her head sideways, "Don't you have a busy schedule today?". Seeing her point, i rephrased my question, "what time will you be done?" "7pm sharp". I raised a dubious brow at her reply, "Arizona session?" i asked drily, she nodded having the decency to look sheepish. With i small chuckle i waved her goodbye till she strutted off, well beyond the university gates. I restarted the ignition, and spun the vehicle around. With sweeping eyes, i looked from left to right, seeing the coast was clear, i joined the highway and sped off towards the 'plantation'. |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 10:15am On Oct 25, 2020 |
CryptoAnalyst:Weekly idiot, if you're desperate, na for your head be that. Comot outside go protest no dey bark for here like female dog wey dem dey mount. 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 10:05am On Oct 25, 2020 |
Who knows of the maf guy lala? Typically operates between uniuyo and unical. |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 10:03am On Oct 25, 2020 |
CryptoAnalyst:If i blame you, i am being unfair. I blame the 5 minutes of konji that held that man from crossing the road to buy two to three packs of condom. I also blame natural selection, if it had done a thorough job i wouldn't be losing brain cells engaging an abhuman this morning. Congrats sha, you're this weeks idiot calmly follow me while i show you your seat on the idiots table. 9 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 9:50am On Oct 25, 2020 |
OP no vex say i dey derail, the audacity of some weekly idiots that wander into this thread fit give person heartburn. 5 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 9:49am On Oct 25, 2020 |
CryptoAnalyst:No go enter street dey protest, dey here dey blow spit for ur ancestors think say u dey make point. For your drug addled mind now, here resemble politics section abi? 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 9:46am On Oct 25, 2020 |
CryptoAnalyst:For someone who wants to be a keyboard warrior, the concept of comprehension eludes you. What else are we on this thread for than to say no to cultism? Na so u just dey make noise upandan like say the thread na ur papa house 4 Likes |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 9:43am On Oct 25, 2020 |
CryptoAnalyst:Las las, no be me go thrash you for your lack of home training, you have your parents to blame for that, this isn't a political thread carry your nonsense comot for here 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 9:23am On Oct 25, 2020 |
Seriously, the amount of 'i am right and you are not-ism' going on in this thread don dey tire me. A lot of cultists are actually participants in the ongoing protests, but does that mean that we should clap for them? Capital no, and if you think otherwise then you're in the wrong thread. The theme here is say no to cultism, not say no to cultism unless... 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Altair25(m): 9:00am On Oct 25, 2020 |
[quote author=CryptoAnalyst post=95305498]Get your facts straight. Are there not anti cult units stationed everywhere and even in tertiary institutions, if cultism itself is a crime then they would have long ago rounded up all cultist in schools as they all know who they are by their respective groups, but no they can’t do that cause the law does not state cultism as a crime, they will only swing into action if a crime is reported. You are the one that actually needs to get (some of) your facts straight. National melly 5th may 2016, Uyo akwa ibom state. klansmen were all assembled at itu road at a well known bar for merrymaking. No prior disturbance to the neighbourhood, everyone was just on a low for a night of fun. Thirty minutes into the event, anti cultism unit busts the place making mass arrests and shooting those who try to escape, it was my first time seeing what a shotgun could do to the human body, so the memory is quite vivid. There were no illegal substances or firarms on the arrested that night 8 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 9:52pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
Sorry for the lag in updates. The political climate isn't quite stable in my area. Expect an update tonight or tomorrow morning. |
| Crime › Re: Army & Yoruba Youths Caught Arsonists In The Act In Akure: Pictures & Video by Altair25(m): 4:26pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
Op, you ma no get sense. Considering the politically unstable state of the nation, you want to sow the seeds of tribal resentment abi? Na one by one wey god go pay people like una for this nonsense. May that nonsense that you are trying to incite claim the heads of your family members one by one. Rubbish! |
| Crime › Re: Army & Yoruba Youths Caught Arsonists In The Act In Akure: Pictures & Video by Altair25(m): 4:04pm On Oct 24, 2020 |
GeneralPula:On a normal day, i would verbally thrash you, but my recent realisation that the average westerner is a close minded bigot makes me realise the pointlessness of such an endeavour |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 11:22am On Oct 22, 2020 |
The silence between us in the car was thick and palpable. If there was a task that made me uncomfortable, it would be anything that involve me being alone with chief's daughter for extended periods of time. My attempts at nobility aside, i was attracted to her and rightfully so. She had a figure to die for, was the calm and collected type, every movement she made was measured and and flawlessly executed. She even managed to make her bad habits look copuettish, you have no idea how it feels to watch this girl make smoking look sexy. The tense silence between us remained even as i came to a halt in front of the university main gate. "we're here" my voice was a pitch higher than usual at the announcement. She gave me a dry look, "i noticed..." she made to exit the vehicle, before slowing down as her slender fingers made contact with the plastic covered handles, "You'll be free on tuesday right?" the question was sudden and took a bit of time on my part to process, "Yes, why do you ask?" |
| Politics › Re: Endsars - Hoodlums Now Beating Up Police And Taking Their Guns, This Is War by Altair25(m): 8:08pm On Oct 21, 2020 |
[quote author=TThhoorr post=95180098]Blah, blah, blah... I'm not reading through this brain fart of a post, key board warrior i may be, but at least i'm not a two bit slowpoke. True, you are not responsible for my life (i doubt you even understand the concept of responsibility), so don't bother with your semi coherent rhetoric. Just do as i said earlier and twiddle your thumbs like the good lil slave boy you are and watch this house of cards come crashing atop your master's heads |
| Politics › Re: Endsars - Hoodlums Now Beating Up Police And Taking Their Guns, This Is War by Altair25(m): 6:52pm On Oct 21, 2020 |
TThhoorr:endSARS is just one of many complaints, or do you want to pretend that endbadgovernance is not one of the chants of the protesters? I can see that you are cherrypicking the parts of this narrative that suit you. Bantering with you is pointless, just sit back, twiddle your thumbs (as your type always does) and watch this failure of a country face judgement for its atrocities. |
| Politics › Re: Endsars - Hoodlums Now Beating Up Police And Taking Their Guns, This Is War by Altair25(m): 2:43pm On Oct 21, 2020 |
TThhoorr:I will pretend i didn't see this mental vomit. Educate yourself on what this protest is about then come back to debate, if not shut the Bleep up. 3 Likes |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 10:26am On Oct 21, 2020 |
"What are the assignments for the day sir?" He paused, putting the bottle down and replacing thd cap, before picking up his half filled glass, "You'll see to it that ifeoma is dropped off in school this morning, after that, head down to the plantation and supervise the harvesting and packaging going on today..." i was already mentally check listing the instructions, burying it deep in my subconcious word for word to avoid mistakes. "... We'll be finalizing our transaction with the director of DSS by 6pm today, see to it that the deal is cleared smoothly. Meet with the enforcers in charge of the tax collecting for the border highway. Finally, you'll have to meet Ebiakpor, when your done, and get me some more of his powder. That guy has good stock". I nodded in understanding, and beginning to take my leave so as to take my bath and begin the tasks presented by the day... |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 10:03am On Oct 21, 2020 |
"Not quite sir, i'm due next week" he stared at me for a bit before cracking a wide grin, "Fred, fred. You still never change... That's good. I appreciate the honesty". I beared the praise in silence, i was already used to his paranoia influenced character assessments. Giving me one last smile, he opened a drawer and fished out a bundle of 1,000 naira notes which he handed over to me. Wordlessly, i took the notes and began to count as chief began to set up another line of cocaine for himself... "a hundred thousand naira sir" i announced, after counting twice to be sure. He nodded in approval, wiping stray powder of his nostrils as he put his snorting kit away, "that's the errand allowance for the day" he intoned, a hint of hyperactivity leaking into his voice as he dusted himself off and retrieved a bottle of rum from another drawer. I nodded, mentally drawing a potential spending pattern for the cash as i divided it into bundles of 10k and shoved them in different pockets. I threw one last question at chief |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 9:44am On Oct 21, 2020 |
CHAPTER THREE: I threw a half hearted greeting at christina and thomas as they went about the task of cleaning up any mess that they might have missed the previous night. As i ascended the spiral staircase, i fished out a few tabs of of clorets from one of my numerous pockets, popping them in my mouth to rid them of their tobacco stench. My measured steps came to an abrupt halt in front of chief's study. I knocked once, twice, thrice and then the permission to enter came in the form of a muffled 'come in'. "good morning chief" i greeted as i came face to face with chief uzodinma as he hunched over his desk, short straw in hand and a whitish powder, neatly arranged in a straight line atop a polished ceramic tray. He waved at me half heartedly, before dragging a snort from the hyper powder in front of him. I maintained my silence for a few seconds, allowing his high to set in. He broke the silence before i had the chance. "You're due to be paid today right?" i blinked in slight confusion at the question... |
| Literature › Re: The Red Girl (18+) by Altair25(m): 1:58pm On Oct 20, 2020 |
Okay sir, you have my interest |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 12:16pm On Oct 20, 2020 |
“Any problems?” I pressed further hoping for a little more insight. I was not disappointed. My phone pinged with another message, “D new guy, Ferguson, him no go fit work for here” “Why do you say so?” “Him comot for him patrol territory go buy cigar last night” I raised a single brow at the message, turning to give him a flat stare, “Go on” Unperturbed, he took a drag from his cannabis roll, expelling the smoke from his lungs before responding. “I go him territory last night, I no see am, I wait till him come back. I ask am where him go, him no answer me. Na this morning wey Akeem tell me say him been comot go buy cigar” I nodded in satisfaction at the fact that he didn’t make an issue of it, it was professional of him and was a testament to why he had been in Chief’s employ for so long. His speaking disability (or rather inability) aside, Chukwuka had a professional trait that set him apart from the rest of the staff and that was his inability to flout an order on security matters in the villa. One the first day that security matters were included in my ever growing list of responsibilities, I gave him a standing order. No one, was to disturb the villa (and by extension Chief) with any unwarranted noises for any reason whatsoever. He had kept that order till date. “What time was this?” I asked. He paused in thought, “Around, 2 for early mor mor” I nodded in satisfaction, taking another swig from my flask and discarding the spent stub of my cigarette. Pulling another stick from my pack, I borrowed Chukwuka’s lighter (mine was spent) and lit it, “Anything else?” He shook his head, and pocketed his phone and I knew that that our conversation had died (at least for the moment) a natural death. We smoked in silence, putting our thoughts together, me planning my day and him stepping down after a long nights work. Expending my seventh cigarette, I flicked the stub away it landed at the base of a particularly dense Bougainvillea bush, and gulped down the last dregs of my caffeinated beverage. I handed the flask back to the owner, “Thank you” I expressed my gratitude. He replied with an exaggerated double thumbs up. With a half smile, we parted ways. He to catch some well deserved rest and I to begin the day in earnest. It was going to be a busy one after all. |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 10:31am On Oct 20, 2020 |
He cracked a sardonic smile at my disheveled appearance, before wordlessly handing me a flask and a pack of Dunhill cigarettes. Okay, call me a hypocrite if you want, but one did not remain in the employ of chief uzodinma for long without latching on to one or two coping mechanisms. Mine was caffeine and tobbaco. We strolled on, away from my 'office' and towards the garden. I took a swig from the flask, the coffee was black but sweet, just how i liked it. Replacing the cap on the flask, we took seats on both ends of a stone bench in the garden. I lit a cigarette, filling my lungs with the nicotine tinged air, and then expressed my gratitude, "thank you". His response was a half hearted nod as he pulled out a pellet of rolling paper enclosed cannabis from one of his many pockets. "Check and report" i went straight to business. He began tapping on his phone screen in earnest and i instinctively opened my WhatsApp messenger and my phone pinged with the alert of a new message. "Notin much. Las night bam" |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 8:49am On Oct 20, 2020 |
CHAPTER TWO: The shrill ringing of my phone snapped me out of my state of semi-slumber. A bleary glance at the screen provided me with two tidbits of info. First, it was daybreak (6:00 AM to be exact), and secondly, the caller was chukwuka, which meant that their job was done for the time being. With a reluctant grunt, i was up from the chair and out the door. The security team stood a respectable distance from the door. A few faint embers were in the process of being extinguished beneath their combat boots, and i just knew that they must have had a field day keeping their lungs preoccupied last night. Wordlessly, the 'tools' were returned to my waiting hands without ceremony, they were returned to their respective positions on the weapons rack within the building. I stepped out once more, chukwuka stood alone this time. He gave me a once over. |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 10:28pm On Oct 19, 2020 |
Chapter one is done and dusted folks, any and all feedback will be appreciated. Good night and stay safe! |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 10:26pm On Oct 19, 2020 |
Meticulously, i went through the inventory. Till i found the tools that would be suitable for the night's job. Mind made up, i took inventory, seven Mulberry Pump Action Shotguns, seven shells each. I stuffed it all in an old, 100kg sugar sack bag and stepped out, locking the door behind me. I handed over the tools to Chukwuka and everyone geared, with chukwuka doling out patrol instructions, routes, rotations and all that. The security team dispersed, carrying the last order (given by me, through Chukwuka) in mind. Shoot to kill. I stepped back into the room (it was one of my offices after all), sat on my spinning chair and checked the drawer for my already loaded Berreta. It was still there. Shutting the drawer, poured myself a glass of Jack Daniel's from a half gone bottle and for the first time since today, allowed myself a moment of rest. Not sleep (still to early for such a luxury), but at least a moment to sip my whiskey and relax. |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 10:07pm On Oct 19, 2020 |
She topped off her little display with an affectionate bite on my temple. Too stunned to speak or react, i watched her wordlessy slink away like a predatory cat, pausing briefly at the back door to throw me a scandalous wink before shutting the door behind her. I shook off my stupor, praying to God that there were no witnesses to this fiasco, and then made my way down to the staff living quarters. I stopped at the last building, rapping lightly on the door. Only to be bathed in marijuana fumes as Chukwuka opened the door, fully dressed and with a mostly burnt out stub of a blunt hanging off the corner of his lip. I turned around and he, with six other combat dressed men, stepped out of the building, locked it and wordlessly followed. We arrived at the smallest building in the villa (a single, stand alone room) that stood apart from the other buildings and they waited outside while i went in to retrieve their 'work implements'. |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 9:45pm On Oct 19, 2020 |
"Hmm. You and your coded threats sef" she hailed lightly. Her sclera had taken a bloodshot appearance, and that was the only sign that she was high. Her eyes remained wide open, grey eyes contrasting nicely with her fair complexion. Her posture remained upright with no signs of slouching. I struggled to find the right words (she was on the very short list of people that could make me do such) before settling on stating the obvious. "You should be going inside. I need to put the security arrangements in place". She nodded slightly, "Would it be too much to ask for a good night kiss?". I wish i could say that i was already desensitized to her brazeness, i would be lying if i said said so though. I blinked slowly at her proposition (feeling as stupid as i undoubtedly looked), even after all this time, she still managed to catch me flat footed with how direct her propositioning was. Rolling her eyes, she strolled up to me, pulling my head down and planting a peck on my cheek. |
| Literature › Re: Behind The Glamour by Altair25(op): 8:41pm On Oct 19, 2020 |
With an aggresive exhale, i pulled out my phone and dialled the gateman's phone. "Akeem, lock that gate" i kept my voice cool, a behavioural prelude to what was going to be a brutal response. Sensing my mood shift, ifeoma stood up, "It's alright guys, we'll see tomorrow. No need for all this gra gra". The girls nodded simultaneously, quenching their blunts and standing up to leave. The guy gave me a hard glance, before relenting and getting up to leave as well. "Bros, no be like that oh!" he shot at me before leaving in a huff, the two girls in tow (they both shot me cursory glances before giggling to themselves as an unspoken joke was passed between them). Another communication with akeem confirmed that they had left the villa. A chilling breeze sent my skin bubbling with gooseflesh... And reminded me of the fact that i was alone with an intoxicated ifeoma. I took stock of her state of dress, a sports bra and a low cut bum short that emphasized her rounded hips. It was hard not to notice. She gave me a smile |
