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A Woman Has 2 Hearts; 1 In Her Chest & 1 Between Her Legs (2019 Update)

Prologue.
Why do women claim they want good men only to fall for bad men? the exact opposite of what they said they wanted? why does a girl claim to want a Sweet Romantic Guy but turn around and get pregnant for a Bad Boy? Why is there a contradiction between what women say and what women actually do? Can women themselves provide a satisfying answer for this contradiction without looking hypocritical, confused and untrustworthy?

"THINKING WITH THE DICK"
A man has 2 heads, the big head on his neck and the small head between his legs AKA the Pèńìś. These two heads work in opposition and are locked in a life-long battle for the control of the man. Most days the man thinks with the big head and is clear and rational. But some days he thinks with the small head and is dumb and reckless.

QUEEN OF HEARTS
A woman also has a similar life-long battle on her hands. But instead of a Battle of Heads, a woman experiences a Battle of Hearts...while a man has two heads locked in a life-long conflict over his decision-making process, a WOMAN HAS 2 HEARTS similarly locked in a perpetual struggle. Her first heart is the general heart we all speak of, located in her chest, the Romantic part of her; while her second heart is the Vagina, located BETWEEN HER LEGS, the Business part of her which is at war with her romantic side.

Historical fun fact: the shape of the heart we use in romance was actually used earlier to represent the vagina in ancient religions.

PUSSY VS HEART.
there is a popular belief that the word "woman" began as "womb-man", or "a man with a womb". It's debatable. But let's pretend it's true because the Womb is the biggest differentiator of the sexes.

A woman's womb is nature's photocopier. A man puts his sperm and out comes an exact copy of him. These copies (children) need time and money to raise and no woman in her right senses will burden herself with a poor man's children doomed to a life of poverty. So she seeks out a man with resources.
But here is a dilemma: although the man with resources may be the best man to RAISE babies with, he is usually not the best genes to MAKE the babies with. And vice versa the man with the best genes is usually not a great father himself. This then means in her life, a woman ends up needing TWO VERY DIFFERENT MEN to fulfill her reproductive role: One man to provide the right genes and another to provide the right father-figure. She needs a Fvcker and a Father.

And this is where a woman's two hearts come in. She has two distinct desires championed by two very different parts of her. Her heart, all romantic and sweet, wants a father-figure to build a warm and loving home for her children. While her pussy, all survival-of-the-fittest minded, demands the best genes she can get her hands on. Each desire is as strong as the other and just as legitimate. What's the use of having babies with a champion's genes when they will grow up in poverty? And What's the use of raising babies in wealth when their genes are of a loser and won't add anything special to the human race? What is the solution to this dilemma?

Enter Mother-Nature. She has a Plan. The Pussy will have her man. And the Heart will have her man as well. There is no need for the two hearts to fight the way the man's two heads fight. Mother-Nature will give each a time to dominate and get its desire met while the other bears with it.

Because a woman's fertility has an expiry date, the Pussy goes first. And so the younger the woman is the less control she has over her pussy or the more control her pussy has over her or the more "she thinks with her pussy".

THINKING WITH THE PUSSY.
now, then the pussy and the heart hold supreme power over the woman at different periods in her life.

While the heart in a woman's chest seeks to lead her to all things warm and fuzzy and romantic; the heart between her legs is on a wildly different mission: It seeks to lead the woman into the arms of BIOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR MALES (who are not necessarily the Good Men) in direct contradiction to what her heart in the chest is pushing for; the Good Men (who are not necessarily the BIOLOGICALLY SUPERIOR MALES.) But why is the Good Man inferior and the Bad Man superior?

Mother-Nature doesn't think like me and you. She is not religious nor is she Law-Abiding and she conducts her business outside the human notions of good & evil, right & wrong. In her eyes Might makes Right and Strong is never Wrong. in her eyes humans are just another group of animals in the jungle regardless of their technology and cities, because you can take the human race out of the Jungle but you will never take the Jungle out of the human race.

Consequently Mother-Nature applies the same Law of the Jungle to human reproduction that she applies to the animals in the Jungle. And the Pussy being the tip of the spear of Evolution, is optimized for this Law. In the jungle it is the cunning, most ruthless and heartless animal that gets to mate with the females. The soft, kind and mellow ones never smell the pussy. They are deemed WEAK and UNWORTHY. If their weak genes were given to the next generation of animals, that generation will be weak and won't survive life's challenges and a few generations later that species will die away and be extinct. Mother-Nature acts to prevent such a calamity by pushing the females to the hardened and savage of the males. These are the ones who will procreate and live on through their offspring. The ones whose genes will SURVIVE through successive generations - it's the next best thing after immortality. (It is this "surviving" that is meant by the phrase: Survival of the Fittest. It's also called Natural Selection)

THE BAD BOY GETS THE PUSSY, THE NICE GUY GETS THE HEART..
Among humans this plays out as women seeking out a very particular type of a man... For among men there is only one man that is a "cunning, most ruthless and heartless animal": the Bad Boy.

It is this hated, misunderstood man that Mother-Nature deems worthy to make copies of. His boldness, hatred of the mainstream and his perchant for risk-taking make his genes pure gold from an evolutionary stand point. (Although Society sees him as a nuisance of the highest order). The very things Society reviles him for: his promiscuity, fvcking other men's wives, depositing his sperm and going, constantly breaking the law and his refusal to fit in and live responsibly, these things make him Mother-Nature's Favourite Son. Because if strong offspring must be made that will grow up to defy norms, redefine the normal and keep the human race going in this dangerous World of tragedies, wars and natural disasters, then those genes will definately not come from the Nice Guy with his timid nature. Mother-Nature doesn't play games with the species. She is dead serious about keeping humanity going so much that she has given a woman little to no control over her womb and a woman can get pregnant and give birth even while in a coma. She means business.

Life is war. From the Champion that beats all other men to get the girl, to the Sperm that beats all other sperm to get the egg, one lesson is clear: Only The Strong Get To Reproduce. Mother-Nature, by favouring the Bad Boy, is not wrong. Because the Nice Guy, although beloved by everyone as the Good Man, wouldnt last 1 day in the Jungle or 1 day without the Government. Nice Guys only exist because the societal peace & order the Government brings protects them and allows them to thrive. Remove the government and it's various components like the police, army and ambulance services (as during a Zombie Apocalypse) and the nice guys will be quickly eliminated by the stronger, more cunning and ruthless bad men who will emerge as the masters of this lawless world. Mother-Nature knows this. so does the Pussy. And so must you.

The Bad Boys will ravage that pussy anywhere from a girl's teenage years to her early thirties. The Nice Guys who proposition the young woman will be told "I'm too young to marry" , "I'm focusing on my studies" or "marriage is not for everyone". Meanwhile the young women will be falling pregnant...

To recap, this is how Mother-Nature (and by extension, the Pussy) sees it: good man = weak man (because he relies on government and society to survive); bad man = strong man (because he can survive without government or society AKA the Jungle). Cross a Good Man and he'll call the Police. But cross a Bad Man and he'll deal with you himself. The good man hates violence (so he calls the Police to be violent on his behalf), but the bad man isn't afraid to spill blood personally to keep himself and those around him safe. If you were a woman whose babies would you want? The choice is not too hard to make.

But the Good Man AKA the Nice Guy is still needed. That his sperm was disqualified doesn't mean he has no role to play in human reproduction. He has the biggest role yet.

Because a good man has never been a risk taker and has patiently done everything by the book (high school, college, university, career, 9-5 job) it means he has one thing the high school drop-out, wild-living Bad Boy doesn't have: Resources. Money. So while the young woman is getting all the Bad Boy Dick she can handle, she keeps the good man in a friendzone. It is from here that she begins spending the Nice Guy's money. The Nice Guy pays for a pussy he never fvcks, while the Bad Boy fvcks a pussy he never pays for. After the pussy has got its desire of champion genes and the Bad Boy has predictably dumped the woman with one or two kids, making her a single mother, it's time for the heart to get it's desire of a man with resources.

ALPHA FVCKS, BETA BUCKS.
So when a woman reaches her 30s, her heart gains power over the pussy. and the heart
gets its perfect (but weaker) Gentleman. the pussy surrenders power because by 30 it has done its job. it has given a woman the Bad Boy's kids, ensuring evolution pushes forward the fittest genes. and the romantic Nice Guy that the woman's heart has been longing for her whole life is finally accepted. and to prove
his niceness, the Nice Guy is willing to love the Single Mother with all her kids. and THAT is his weakness. he betrays his own millions of sperm in his balls to support
kids made by another man's sperm. But dumb and stupid as he is, he is not completely useless. His bucks or moola are still needed.

In the all-important Greek alphabet, A is Alpha, B is Beta and Z is Omega.
Because the Champion genes are important above everything else, the man who has them is called an Alpha male. the Nice Guy - Good Man who the woman's heart craves and whose money or bucks raises the champion's babies is second important and is called a Beta. Or second best. Or Plan B. He gets the FATHERING duties. his job is Caretaker.

But as far as the struggle for supremacy between the heart in the chest and the heart between the woman's legs the war is over. there is no more conflict. The woman's 2 hearts have each got it's desire. all is at peace. and the womb retires into menopause. The woman's looks fade. Her beauty has done its job.

The woman's pussy gave its Nice Years to the Bad Boy and now it gives its Bad Years to the Nice Guy. the Nice Guy can get the wide-open loose hole now. He is inferior in every way that matters: GENETICALLY AND BIOLOGICALLY, but that doesn't matter now. At this point sex is just sex anyway. nothing more. no more procreation. the Nice Guy's sperm mean nothing to the womb. He is just watering a dead plant. he is just a sex object. a glorified human Love Machine with a bank account to raise the Bad Boy's kids. But he doesn't mind. He doesn't mind the boobs that touch the floor or that ass thats now jelly, as long as he's getting sex. That's all that matters to him.

THE MOTHER OF ALL MOTHERS.
The woman using the Nice Guy for his material gifts was herself once used by the Bad Boy for her fresh body and the Bad Boy himself was used by Mother-Nature for his superior sperm. Its proof we are all gears in a bigger engine. chess-pieces on a grand chess board. tools. instruments. instruments in the hand of Mother-Nature who is the only real Player. playing us against one another. from the Bad Boy whose violent nature translates into furious sperms that make fearless babies and is rewarded with sex but is denied love because no woman can make him fall in love no matter
how good the sex... to the Nice Guy whose gentle nature translates into a father figure and is rewarded with love but is denied sex before marriage and biological children
after marriage, because to him Love=Sex and no girl will casual-Bleep him since he will fall in love, but girls instead prefer to save him for marriage at which time most girls would have had the Bad Boy's children ages ago and even worse: be unwilling to have any more children. It's Mother-Nature's way of making the best of life in a broken world: taking the best in all of us whether we are Bad Boys or Nice Guys to strengthen the future of the
Species. we all play the roles Mother-Nature chooses for us based on our character, personality and upbringing.

My brother, Mother-Nature is your Mother-in-Law. To get her daughters you must study and learn how she directs them from teen-age to middle-age and get yourself better acquainted with the instincts she places at the centre of the female constitution. The woman is controlled by the Pussy while the Pussy is controlled by the womb and the womb controlled by Mother-Nature, the mother of all mothers. To get the pussy you appeal to the womb, to understand the womb you study Mother-Nature's work in the Jungle.

The Law of the Jungle is exceedingly harsh but the reason why everything about love, sex and babies is
presently a do or die scenario heavily biased towards manipulation, abuse and selfish exploitation, is because we live in a broken world, and Mother Nature herself has become a Bad Mother.
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As promised: CC
Eberechi24:

I quoted all, I know.

I need to

Happy birthday to an exceptional mind, the Great Ubunja. Many happy returns.
Cheers to your new age

odinson1:
See the reply he got.
When you over value women too much and say stuff like that,they take it for granted and then ridicule you, exactly as it played out in both photos. They were supposed to go along with the flow but instead,they made a fool of him. You know why?

The first one is not simping, the lady replied him and you know opted out, he is wise enough to know when to stop. He might actually hit that way if the lady returns the first energy in her second response.

odinson1:
Simp got served twice

How’s the first one simping? You abused the word simp too much on this platform.

On my 18th birthday I would have scored 30 but now I scored 5. I like the improvements

Best of luck in your new party

Third term dey?? I no know oo.
Congratulations

Peter is a good man but he will never smell presidency. Know this and have peace

Not impressed, everybody has a good cv if they present it themselves, go and pay salary first.

Top five Romantic song in no particular order.
Jaywillz ft Olamide - Jailer
Buju - Italy
Ed Sheeran - Shape of you
Bruno Mars - Just the way you are
The Weeknd - Blinding Light

I have lost count on girls wey I don tell I love you but the thing is I never really loved any.

Godada:


Nice angle.

Would this change the entitlement mentality of ladies once you start seeing each other.

No to some extent but she will still expect you to be responsible by providing. Relationship that start like this tends to last longer and she will even buy things for you without you asking

There are thousands of languages in this world and you choose to speak fact.
You say nothing but the truth bro, you understand the game perfectly. Imagine a red pilled guy saying he won’t have children. Well that is his cup of tea, Hope is lost already.
The only notable red pilled guys still remain Ubunja and Harddon.

More like asking are you a gay or not?

Get your hands on something, never be idle and whatever you do don’t focus too much on money as your focus will be limited. Also be consistent.

Trust me whatever you do, the experiences will come in handy.

You work hard to get lucky

Fiscus105:
I would have felt elated if you concluded in ur post that having taken his indoctrinations hook line and sinker, you have succeeded in exterminating all bitches in ur family.

And why should I exterminate all the bitches in my family, do I look like terminator?

Relax bitches are meant to be bleeped not terminated, I guess you are someone that put females on high regard and you thinking like this, Mr terminator you’re not nice afterall

ubunja:
Happy Sabbath

Ubunja boss
Happy Sabbath
Merry Christmas and Happy new year in advance

I have seen it all, guys having the same entitlement mentality just like Nigerian girls they detest.

Someone should share me that wetin musa no go see for gate meme

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
See his post on Nairaland, how he was saying he will not share the same redpill stuff he got here for free. It speaks volumes about his kind of personality and you can see from many of the comments here that many nairalanders share the same wicked, myopic view about life. The question I always ask such people is: If that is how life is, then why should anyone mentor you since many great mentors don't have any material thing to gain from their mentees!

I am pretty sure you saw the post before that where I shared how I slept with four girls within a week and you simply ignore that.

You see yourself, na your type dey forget good deeds when it get messy.

Imustnottalk:
don't call me your friend and I can't be one with the mentality you have .I make to people who value me even when I'm broke I can run up to them for help not the one who will laugh me when I'm going down or broke

I don’t trust words, what if the person is wealthy.
Narrative changes

Imustnottalk:
you can read more to know about that sir that's how students fail in school

I am not sir my friend, there is something called real life

Because I addressed you as a friend doesn’t mean you are my friend

Imustnottalk:
bro maybe you can Google friendship or friends to quench your Ignorance as well

From Google
A friend is a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically one exclusive of sexual or family relations.

So you think your friend is actually a friend?
Friends we have now are mutual benefit, parasitic. opportunist.

Case closed

Imustnottalk:
why are we friends if you can't help ,I don't call such people friends .you can't be my friend and you are hiding alot from me

Not you forcing the help out of him like he owe you some shit.

People are wicked no doubt but there are ways to this things that will make him help you

Sapiosexuality:
Lol. No sign of this enlightenment you are claiming yet. I can't see it in the words. Half knowledge could be worse than no knowledge.

Trust me, no matter how I tried.

You won’t see it

Ignorance is a disease

Imustnottalk:
to me you are making no sense if you are older as you claimed and you are making such comments that show your Level of reasoning do you know Nairaland as a site has helped alot of people to make it in life if alot of people have your mentality here bet me no one will be successful in this life including you because it's someone that help you where you are today directly or indirectly

I am not claiming to be older, because someone from nairaland help you grow doesn’t mean they owe you and must help you grow, that is an act of kindness. Even me myself gives to the poor.
If having the mentality “they owe you”, don’t you think that is some entitlement mentality.

Sapiosexuality:
Lol. People read one little book on red pill or basic philosophy and they think they've become enlightened.

A little book on basic philosophy or what do u call it is better than not been knowledgeable

Ignorance is a disease

MaxieMan:
Even God doesn't give things freely. The sole reason he mentioned that he was a jealous God.

God created you to get back your soul to serve him and sing praises to him in heaven/paradise.
That is why he gets angry when people go astray, it's like losing money on your investments.

So you see, there is a price to pay for everything in life.
A life for a life, breathe for your praise, and it keeps going on and on.

You are wise my friend

Sapiosexuality:
Enlighten me? Like this? I doubt you know what that means in this case.

Imagine me replying this message with another moniker in quote “don’t mind the mf”

I will be like a champ in your eyes because that is what you want to hear

Sapiosexuality:
I doubt you are as exposed as I am. This has nothing to do with a red pill. I'm just pointing out holes in poor arguments. Red is knowledge not wickedness.

It’s weird I just created a topic about life today.

All this mentions will have been avoided if I tell you want you want to hear but I insisted enlightening you

Okay, you are right we owe each other and humanity goodwill, I owe my friends kindness, financial assistance and so on.