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SportsRe: . by Alvelt14(op): 6:02pm On Jul 10, 2020
wemmy01:
How reliable??
check it out
they are very good
Sports. by Alvelt14(op):
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PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Alvelt14(m): 8:14am On May 20, 2020
cavendishbaba:
Mr know all, Have you seen a ghost before?? Obviously not. How does a ghost look like?? Powdered face with white garment Or black garment...All these are heresies from the useless Nollywood movies you keep on watching!!!

My point is this, whether there is something like ghost or not, there is a barrier between the living and the dead. The dead cannot interact with the living and vice versa. Whatever you choose to believe is your business.
Nollywood bla bla bla
Even ur Hollywood believe in ghost
PropertiesRe: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by Alvelt14(m): 8:10am On May 20, 2020
You reminded me of the film, the Winchester.
It is a good thing u believed it is a ghost, I will recommend u download suratul baqaral audio and play it in the house as per my believe.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian National Symbols by Alvelt14(m): 8:59pm On May 18, 2020
jrjfjfj:
All I know is Oduduwa Republic #OduduwaRepublic
Keep on deceiving urself
PoliticsRe: Nigerian National Symbols by Alvelt14(m): 8:59pm On May 18, 2020
jrjfjfj:
All I know is Oduduwa Republic #OduduwaRepublic
Keep on deceiving urself
PoliticsRe: The First Project By Julius Berger In Nigeria 1965 Was In Lagos (Throwback Pic) by Alvelt14(m): 6:21am On May 10, 2020
My fellow brothers from the East, Lagos is a Yoruba land and developed by the Yoruba people. All those cheap point like Binis rule over Lagos (the benin itself, is it developed than Lagos?), Lagos was developed by Nigeria (Does Nigeria built the new Oshodi, Obalende, Lekki among others introduce Brt, the new roads, pedestrian bridges and so on). Your leaders can do better.
It reminds me one time while serving in Abia state, I dey tell my guy I come from Lagos, he asked me which village, I told him I no get village, na lag isl I come from, he dey tell me say he no possible I must come from village
lmao
HealthRe: How To Prevent Motion Sickness by Alvelt14(m): 7:26pm On May 09, 2020
nice info
PoliticsRe: The First Project By Julius Berger In Nigeria 1965 Was In Lagos (Throwback Pic) by Alvelt14(m): 12:50pm On May 09, 2020
Bahamas95:
I always hear people say West Germany and am kinda confuse. Are they differentiating it from another Germany like South Korea/ North Korea for instance?


Someone should please enlighten me.
ok let me do u the favour, firstly there is nothing like that again. it is called Germany
After world war 2, Germany was conquered by Americans from the West and Russians from the East, so they divided Germany into two, each controlling their German territory.
The West Germany as at that time was lively due to American influence, there social way of live, the standard of living, they even won the world cup.
So people from East Germany started migrating to west Germany which prompt the russians to build wall, later on the wall was brought down by the Americans which actually start the unification of Germany as a single country
PoliticsRe: The First Project By Julius Berger In Nigeria 1965 Was In Lagos (Throwback Pic) by Alvelt14(m): 12:36pm On May 09, 2020
Ola14:
.......God go bless you what they don't understand is that if they like let them buy the whole Lagos which I am very sure is not possible by the time they get their Biafra they will still need visa to visit Lagos that's when they will know that Lagos is never a no man's land but Ule Oodua.
No mind them, ilu ti o ni Oba, ti o ni ijoye (Land that has King and Chiefs) even till present
RomanceRe: Can You Cope With A Partner That Snores? by Alvelt14(m): 12:01pm On May 04, 2020
I hardly sleep where there is noise, that snoring of a thing irritates me, I can never.
RomanceRe: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Alvelt14(m): 8:37am On Mar 30, 2020
lastchild:
Yes you are right, your mention brought me here and I have given him the link
I saw ur post on your diary, I followed and read every bit of it. better days ahead bro
RomanceRe: I Regret Reading Ubunja's Miseducations by Alvelt14(op): 3:30am On Mar 06, 2020
Skepticus:
I beg you in the name of whatever you believe.

Please, don't give that sexobjectlassie moniker any attention by mentioning it.

Starve and ignore it so it can die off like the other trolls before it.
I tell u, I wanted to quote her but I don't give it out anyhow anymore especially to girls unless they will pay.
RomanceRe: I Regret Reading Ubunja's Miseducations by Alvelt14(op): 3:13am On Mar 06, 2020
Chocolatte01:
As a teenager? Why wovld you need his writeups then?
Nice question but I won't go into full details.

Girls tends to know this things at their early stage in life so why won't I want to

His miseducations does not just teach u girls secret way of life, how they think and perspective towards something. It also makes u a better person.

Growing up I was shy, I grow up with only my mum and she did that to me. I wasn't born like that like ubunja will say because I could remember sometime ago while I was very young, my elder sister collected something from me and hid it in her pant, I just pinned her down and jejely remove my thing, so naive. she later reported me to mum.

I lie alot now, do some bad bad things simply because I care more about myself anyway, I make myself the number one priority, buy better things on my body.
The most important thing is that I tends to engage in more things, Go out more, I am not shy away in doing anything, I guess I am more brave.

The two girls that fall for my trap, within two months, the sxx I had with them is more than the sxx I had in the last three years and I am just even a bad boy wannabe not original bad boy, in my mind I will just be thinking what the real bad guys are doing with this leeches. I tend to spend less on them and my heart still intact.

Now imagine I know all this while still younger.
RomanceRe: I Regret Reading Ubunja's Miseducations by Alvelt14(op): 11:02am On Mar 05, 2020
favoryte33:
Well,he called it 'mis-education'. didn't he?
well, make good use of ur spacebar
RomanceI Regret Reading Ubunja's Miseducations by Alvelt14(op):
How I wish I didn't know of ur miseducations, how I wish I didn't know of the game, how I wish I didn't have to see woman for who they really are, how I wish I can delete that part of me that is not seeing the angels in girls, how I wish, how I wish, how I wish.







Fvck u bitxhes

The only regret I have is not knowing his miseducations as a teenager

God bless u Ubunja
TravelRe: How Did You Feel The First Day You Travelled Abroad? by Alvelt14(m): 7:11am On Mar 04, 2020
SCORPION1902:
The first day I traveled OUTSIDE the country to Ijebu Ode,

I felt like a king.


Cos over there,





































Women don't wear

















Pants
grin grin
and where will that be
HealthRe: Mongolia President Khaltmaa Quarantined After Visit To China by Alvelt14(m): 12:14pm On Feb 29, 2020
kenny714433:
Do you know I don't even know anything about this country Mongolia?
The country is full of history, the only country to occupy the whole of China
Go and watch Marco Polo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Things You Can Do To Stay Positive During A Long Job Hunt by Alvelt14(m): 3:18pm On Dec 02, 2019
hspda:
No 6, register and do paid surveys, its a cool way of making money while u await employment. I am a living witness
how
NYSCRe: Corpers Caught Having Sex In Kano NYSC Camp, To Be Decamped - Lady Claims by Alvelt14(m): 11:26am On Nov 18, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:
These fake stories will never stop. We were also threatened with DECAMP. But...

I was caught halfway between the mosque and the church with my p***s deep down my religious girlfriend's throat during NYSC.

I was speaking in tongues and saying Allahu Akbar when a torch was shone in our faces.

The Camp Security extorted me of all i had in my wallet.


Abia camp tongue
I dey Abia camp, is the rumour true??
NYSCRe: NYSC Officially Announces 2019 Batch C Stream 1 Camping Date by Alvelt14(m): 6:58pm On Oct 28, 2019
Mummyimbecile:
Memories,reminds me of my own time in 2005,NYSC sweet sha...i served in Sabongidda ora,Owan West LGA of Edo State....I wish you all PCMs journey mercies to your various state of deployment.
the green letter I printed, no state of deployment on it, when will I know the state deployed to when orientation exercise commences in less than 7 days time
NYSCRe: When Is Batch C Stream 2, 2018 POP Date? by Alvelt14(m): 7:37am On Oct 22, 2019
when does batch c stream 2 goes to camp,
NYSCRe: NYSC Portal Now Open For Batch C 2019 by Alvelt14(m): 11:17am On Oct 21, 2019
I tried to register, it says I am in stream 2, when will stream 2 register and go to camp??
CelebritiesRe: Asoebi Girls Dance 'Soapy' By Naira Marley. See Reactions (Photos) by Alvelt14(m): 7:37am On Jul 25, 2019
post=80596088:
No be small tin o.... wink cheesy grin

In as much as we don't like the soapy dance step or the fraudulent image of the musician,
The song has a good beat/instrumental to it.
It will always make you wanna shake your head! wink


Take am.....
But we don't see you should start dancing a foolish dance step sha!
Who can translate this lines for us abeg,
Anyone?


O t'ẹsẹ'le bọ
Yahoo ni babalawo (Yahoo ni babalawo)
Ole l'everybody
Ẹni ilẹ mọ ba ṣa ni barawo.............
................ .................... .....................
O fẹ ṣe'ka fun mi (O fẹ ṣe'ka fun mi)
Mi o l'ogun mo ni Kurani (mo ni Kurani)
Mo dẹ n ṣ'adura mi
Bi m ṣe n ṣ'adura mi
Allah n gba'dura mi (Allah n gba'dura mi)

e went for spiritual help
herbalist is a yahooboy
everybody is thief
the person caught red handed is the thief

e wants to harm me(same)
I don't have spiritual power but I got Quran
I do pray
as I am praying
God is answering me(same)


e in the context means he or she
PhonesRe: Twitter Is Down by Alvelt14(m): 8:52pm On Jul 11, 2019
NewsMuncher:
Twitter users logging onto the social media platform's website Thursday saw that the service is down. What appeared was a message saying "Something is technically wrong."

Twitter's status page confirmed the social media platform is investigating issues with accessing the service.

Global tech news site Cnet confirmed the downtime few minutes ago

More info to come.

Source:
https://privyjournos./2019/07/11/twitter-down/
twitter is bad, bad belle
PhonesRe: Twitter Is Down by Alvelt14(m): 8:37pm On Jul 11, 2019
Twitter don fall my hand last last. All of us wey port go twitter naw where we dey go.
NYSCRe: ‘Take Care Of NYSC Members’, Gov. Ajimobi Tells Residents by Alvelt14(m): 3:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
All in the means to promote NYSC. Something that is a waste of time
PhonesRe: #happeningnow: The Official Launch Of The Iphone X In Nigeria by Alvelt14(m): 7:25am On Dec 09, 2017
Lincoln275:
abeg I get 20k , can 20k buy it?
Very well but only in your dream.
PhonesRe: Have You Noticed MTN Data Exhaust Faster These Days? by Alvelt14(m): 7:21am On Dec 09, 2017
Even me that is good in managing data, before 1gb go dey last exactly one month before e finish, now I can't use that 1gb for more than a week.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 10 Nigeria Jobs For SSCE Certificate Holders by Alvelt14(m): 7:12am On Dec 07, 2017
OP is crazy in this Nigeria we live in, all those figures are incorrect.

Thank you.
EventsRe: Photos From The Lagos Street Carnival 2017 by Alvelt14(m): 8:26pm On Dec 03, 2017
which local government dem host this?


@OP

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