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uthlaw:
send me 10k make I flex!

big bros..
Easy o.

[quote author=wumi2017 post=103521612][/quote]it's even too much.
Show us ur size.

Early dinner..
Got to sleep early..
Really tired.

White rice and spaghetti with chicken pepper soup for the cold.

Salad and olives..

Green tea and black pepper.
Water.

Dinner of jollof rice.
Chicken.
Salad.
And wine.
Apple to digest it.

.

Lunch time..
First time am eating wheat flour swallow.

Okra soup and shrimps.

Apple and water.

A little orange juice.

mannasseh:
you wan see jollof rice wy no get color

food is food as far as it fills ur stomach.

Nightcap..
Cornflake and cake bread.

Italy just qualified.

lilvicky68:
If you no wan eat the fish carry am give your neighbor..wetin you wan use the name do??

is it ur fish..
U harsh o.

I don't know of a lot of us are shy of showing what we are eating..

I know we are not eating air or stones.

Let us see it.

wumi2017:
Yummy

hahaha..
Upload yours now.

Uncledare4:
Ur pics dey give me joY walai! I knw dis tins, have a bro in navy

dats good.
But am not in d navy bro.

Breakfast is served..

Noddles and white rice.
Scrambled eggs.
Hot lemon tea.

amiibaby:
0078005858

send d complete details to me..

Omawumi17:
I cant even remeber the last time i went to the market to stock food. Na unit i dey buy 4 mama oma shop. Wetin man go do now... I wanted to eat spaghetti, and i spent up to 600 without protein o. Who ll adopt me 4 here?

am here o

Still on the business.

Noddles and a little porridge beans and chicken.
Apple juice.
Water.

wtf

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Worked at night,
So had no time for breakfast.
Just woke up to a lunch of..
Basmatic rice and chicken curry.
Fried Irish patatoes.
Salad.
And water to wash down and a cup of coffee.
Am going back to bed.

Had a dinner of
Jollof rice and baked Irish potato.
Chicken and dice steak.
Apple juice and watermelon.
Salad in vinegar.

Lunch ongoing..

Eba and vegetable soup.
Cat fish and beef.
Soda drink.
Watermelon.

U sound like someone with respect and a willingness to learn.
Keep it up.

Georgejeez:
Heeiiiissssss!! Whether stolen from Twitter or not , whether plagiarized or not ,, the Koko is that he has used this story to unravel the advantages of daily savings in safe otherwise known as kolo .. if only I have been using this method ever since I started hyping at the club I'm workingb in since last year instead of waiting till I can go to deposit my spray monies and tips in the banks thereby giving these daughters of Jezebel the leverage to scatter my money with their unending billings , I would have been a rich man by now ..

In fact next week Monday I'm going to purchase mine ,, OP God and all my ancestors bless you for this post ,, chai I don lose guard tire oooo

Before I place a curse on u fool..
This post was originally made on twitter by a guy called @LANRESHODE.
He is a young entrepreneurs and banker.
He did dis post some times back.

How does that person correlate with this hair dyeing miscreant on nairaland.
The internet is a free place but you have to subscribe data.

Am not Ur class or age.
The internet is our playground.bewarned.
@SEUN do needful by bringing dis post down.

[1quote author=subcbouy post=103285453] I know you are always hungry about people's post or comments. It should not be a burden to you if op decided to tell lies and if you are a forensic expert show us how money in a piggy bank should look.[/quote]

Hey kiddo..
Saving money is not bad..
Honesty is a virtue.[q1uote author=subcbouy post=103285453] I know you are always hungry about people's post or comments. It should not be a burden to you if op decided to tell lies and if you are a forensic expert show us how money in a piggy bank should look.[/quote]

Lies...
This is not the colour of money that has been locked up for 30 days..you could have said one year..
Let's say it's a month,and going by Ur statement that u sometimes forget to put money. Dat cuts the saying days to about 20 or 25 days . How much do u put inside everyday for 20 days minus your expenses.
Let's say u are a business person selling foodstuff..is it all d money make everyday that u put inside..
And if dats d case, believe me,u will not forget to put the money daily..
Do not lies or use someone's else pics for likes and comments.

Lovethaa:
I bought this saving box (kolo) around may for my personal use. The plan was to open it at the end of the year but I decided to break it today to see how well I'm doing ...


. Although most times I always forget to put money in it cos am not used to it ..


See what I found today ..I'm just about to count it I kno it is not plenty but it feels like a gift to myself ..who still keeps kolo ?...

Hahaha.
Are u a Nigerian.?

BigSarah:
I don't know squat about poker, and not really interested....
I think I'd stick to my current understanding of the joke funnier that way

Don't say randy,
Carefree I might agree.
She got married at 19yrs to a man that was in love with another woman.
She went through hell.
Her excape was breaking the convention of royalty,English royalty.
The raised a lot of awareness for charities,
She brought into limelight the fight for HIV.
We could discuss Diana all day.
She was a wonderful being.
Don't look down on her.
Pls.

BigSarah:
She was randy and carefree, no she wasn't honest

Lady,goggle poker jokes.
And pls don't sweat dis.
I have been into stuff like dis for a long time.

BigSarah:
Poker what? I'm sure you don't get the references.. You're over thinking it
I might be wrong and I can't really tell If you are right I've never played poker.

Moreover Diana was never a love pedddler..
She was honest in her affairs...
Did u know that Prince Charles onces dated her elder sister before meeting with Diana.
Her life was a hell of a roller coaster whc ended dramatically.

Alwayshungry:
Hahaha...minge indeed.
But u are wrong.thats why I said u don't get it.
The joke is a poker card game joke.
A royal flush is the unbeatable hand cos it carries five cards of numerical order in a straight flush which are the 'ace of spade,king,queen,jack and a ten of suit'.
Nothing can beat that.
While a pair is just two cards of matching ranks while is far lower than a royal flush.
Diana is royalty, and she used Perrier water which is one of the highest and most expensive grade of table water to "flush her minge" giving herself a royal flush which is superior to just the pair shown by dolly parton.
English humor is entertaining but you have to know the context of what they are coming from.
It's just like you telling a "warri joke" to an Aussie and expect him to laugh.
If he is someone that has no knowledge of how Nigerian jokes operate, he is just gonna look blank.
Although I like your reasoning.
Minge indeed.

Hahaha...minge indeed.
But u are wrong.thats why I said u don't get it.
The joke is a poker card game joke.
A royal flush is the unbeatable hand cos it carries five cards of numerical order in a straight flush which are the 'ace of spade,king,queen,jack and a ten of suit'.
Nothing can beat that.
While a pair is just two cards of matching ranks while is far lower than a royal flush.
Diana is royalty, and she used Perrier water which is one of the highest and most expensive grade of table water to "flush her minge" giving herself a royal flush which is superior to just the pair shown by dolly parton.
English humor is entertaining but you have to know the context of what they are coming from.
It's just like you telling a "warri joke" to an Aussie and expect him to laugh.
If he is someone that has no knowledge of how Nigerian jokes operate, he is just gonna look blank.
Although I like your reasoning.
Minge indeed.

BigSarah:
Diana is a royal LovePeddler, and here dousing her Minge with alcohol was a better show than dolly showing here perfect titss

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I'm sure you don't[/quote]Don't get me wrong..
There is a big difference between foreign humor and our Nigerian ones.
It's like listening to Raphie may jokes,
Not a lot of Nigerian's will get it.
To be honest,am not still sure u get it or prove me wrong!!

Nightcap..

1tuna sandwich and apple juice.

Call it a day.

Do u even understand d joke....

BigSarah:
Dolly Parton and Princess Diana pass away on the same day.

They arrive at the pearly gates at the very same time.

Saint Peter is waiting in judgment. With both women vying for entry, St. Peter announces, “Ladies, I only have one more space in Heaven today. You’ll have to prove you’re worthy.”

Dolly Parton laughs and says “No problem, Pete!” She proceeds to unbutton her blouse and open her shirt, revealing two of the most perfect breasts ever seen on Earth or in heaven.

Diana watches as all eyes turn toward her. The air is pregnant with expectation. Outta nowhere, the Princess pulls a six ounce bottle of Perrier out of her purse. She shakes it violently, flips the bottle opener and jams the spewing bottle into her cooter.

Without hesitation, St.Peter exclaims, “You’re in, your royal highness!”

Diana straightens herself out, smooths a pleat in her skirt and proceeds through the gates.

Dolly is livid! “Are you kidding me? I show you two of God’s greatest gifts, and she performs a cheap pornographic act? And you let her in? What the Bleep??”

St.Peter listens patiently and finally replies. “It’s quite simple. A royal flush always beats two of a kind!”