₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
Yes,its your responsibility to provide for her or do you want another guy to help you do your work?

You need deliverance!

Happy989:
I still love my boyfriend.

Will you shut up there my friend!!! Which Love
Go and Bleep the other guy and leave us in peace biko. Hoe!

Cashalhaji:
Guys pls talk but maturely, this girl is everything a man could pray for. But this ...her sexcapes, is frustrating. She has men she's rejecting oooo, but having about 3 sugar daddies, 7fuckmates and still searching for more when u're also in a serious relationship is a worst thing from any responsible lady. When it come to flirting ..she appeared cursed.

But no one will see it in her .. very secretive there. Not even a friend will notice.

I wish God can look me in the eye to tell me d way forward.

Listen Up!!!!
I have been in your position before. What you do is this:

You know deep down inside you that you can't marry that type of girl.

1. Continue with her while looking for an alternative hot babe that would match her physical features at least 80%.

2. Once you get the babe, don't dump her but keep her as a Bleep mate.

3. Pretend to receive calls from your new girl when in her presence

4. If she doesn't mind, then keep her as a Bleep mate.

That's are position in your life.

A friend of mine just rang me up this morning and told me that he had just Flushed 1,000 notes of 10 pieces after using their office toilet.

According to him, the money which he tied with a rubber band, was in his pocket when he when entered the toilet and suspect that it must have fell into the toilet sink when he was removing his trousers.

Please if you are in his shoes, what's the best way to go about getting back the cash. Advice needed.

ProfAmaben:
Everyone knows that Nigeria is a dangerously corrupt country. Nigeria is a place where people see getting political offices as a medium to steal and enrich their next 10 generations to come, service to the people never crossed their minds.

SERAP is doing a great job, but, which court would pass the verdict? What do they actually expect would be the outcome of this?

SERAP is just pained that their share of the allocated (looted) funds never reach their hand. When money don exchange hand properly, we no go hear about the case again.

Member of Covid-19 Response Team Resigns over an Order to Declare Any Illness as Coronavirus

The fight against the Covid-19 has been raging since March 2020 which has paralyzed major activities in various countries of the world. However what is more worrisome is that despite all efforts put in place to avert the the monstrous disease, it keeps increasing on daily basis especially in Nigeria and other African countries.

While some countries are transparently handling the case giving their citizens the true condition and number of infected persons, others are believed to be hyping the number on daily basis for reasons suspected to be for financial gain. Most citizens in Nigeria and other African countries have lost the trust in their government authorities handling the control of the disease.

Firstly, scientists had told us that due to the hot temperature in Africa, the coronavirus pandemic cannot succeed in Africa. In addition, coronavirus patience in other countries hardly breathe and are always on ventilators. But Nigeria, coronavirus patients are seen enjoying meals and drinks sitting on the beds in the isolation center.

A new development in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DR CONGO) has lent credence to the doubt that coronavirus is highly hyped than the reality in Africa.

A member of the Covid-19 Response Team in DR Congo, Dr. Denis Makwege has resigned from the team citing an order to declare any illness as coronavirus and any death as the reason for his resignation.

A man of conscience doesn't need a prophet to tell him when he has gone astray.

Dr. Makwege declared that he cannot dirty his Nobel Peace price for money and material benefits as they had been ordered to declare any illness and death to be coronavirus.

Moreso he disclosed that after more than 100 samples were tested, none of them came out positive. The man of conscience therefore chose to protect his career and Noble name than getting rich by lying.

In his word,"getting rich by lying is a sin before God, I quit."

Below is his resignation note:

"I cannot in any case dirty my Nobel Peace Prize for money, we had been ordered to declare any illness to be coranavirus and any death.

In addition, the thing that displeased me is that, after more than 100 samples none came out positive. I have a career to protect and I am Congolese by blood. Getting rich by lying is a sin before God, I quit."

If we have many men of conscience like Dr. Makwege in Nigeria and Africa handling this pandemic, the war would have been over by now. Our conscience is our best judge, when we loss conscience we become less human.

What do you think the government will profit by lying and keeping the citizens stagnant?

It is high time the citizens do something against the government to register their displeasure over this suspected mischievous dealing in handling the fight against this pandemic.

We shouldn’t allow girls with big breasts to come to our matrimonial home because of my husband” Regina Daniels says as she bids her busty friend goodbye after a visit

Ever since actress Regina Daniels tied the knot with her billionaire husband, Ned Nwoko, the couple has been the hottest topic of Nollywood romance gist.

The heavily pregnant actress often shares photos of herself and her family to the excitement of fans. Many of the photos her of herself, her husband kids with his other wives and Ned Nwoko himself.

The expectant young mom in a TikTok video shared to her Instagram page is seen dressed in a turtle neck crop top and a pair of fitted pants.

Bumping to a popular TikTok tune, a heavily pregnant Daniels dances while showing off her bare pregnancy bump.

Well, another video shared online shows Regina Daniels saying that it is not wise for women to allow their busty friends into their matrimonial homes,

In the video, a heavily pregnant Regina is seen bidding her friend goodbye after a visit. Regina asks her friend to give her a hug and the friend obliges. She then comments on the lady’s boobs, saying it isn’t wise to have busty friends over.

We shouldn’t allow girls with big breasts to come to our matrimonial home because of my husband” Regina Daniels says as she bids her busty friend goodbye after a visit


Ever since actress Regina Daniels tied the knot with her billionaire husband, Ned Nwoko, the couple has been the hottest topic of Nollywood romance gist.

The heavily pregnant actress often shares photos of herself and her family to the excitement of fans. Many of the photos her of herself, her husband kids with his other wives and Ned Nwoko himself.

The expectant young mom in a TikTok video shared to her Instagram page is seen dressed in a turtle neck crop top and a pair of fitted pants.

Bumping to a popular TikTok tune, a heavily pregnant Daniels dances while showing off her bare pregnancy bump.


Well, another video shared online shows Regina Daniels saying that it is not wise for women to allow their busty friends into their matrimonial homes,

In the video, a heavily pregnant Regina is seen bidding her friend goodbye after a visit. Regina asks her friend to give her a hug and the friend obliges. She then comments on the lady’s boobs, saying it isn’t wise to have busty friends over.

majamajic:
Not only u that have that particular key , change the lock first. If it happens again, maybe one of the dead staff that used the office still comes to work

Actually, I have overhead my boss at my former place of work quarrelling with our cleaner sometimes that he sees urine in his toilet seat even when he's the only one using the rest room. Is it possible that it's emanating from somewhere? I wish a plumber in the house can relate to this.

SpecialAgent:


Obviously, you ain't the only one using that particular toilet

Na serious matter ooo. I am the only one in that office most of the time. My boss don embarrass me tire say I don't flush after usage. I suspect if it is emanating from somewhere else.

Nairalandmonika:
It's spirit that coming to urinate there my pastor told me so

Na serious matter ooo. I am the only one in that office most of the time. My boss don embarrass me tire say I don't flush after usage. I suspect if it is emanating from somewhere else.

majamajic:
Hmmm
Seems peeing is the last thing u do before u leave office

I usually flush properly after usage, So how come na? And it's always locked?

For some months now, whenever I close from the office on Fridays and resume on Mondays, I have noticed smelling yellowish liquid like urine emanating from inside my toilet seat. Please is anyone encountering this or is this normal. Someone please explain to me.

Please I have a budget to buy a generator for my new apartment with 1.5hp pumping machine. Can this generator pump water comfortably. Or will it destroy the generator coil with time

computergeek:
Arrangee marriage. The pics aren't clear but the first pic shows the guy is nothing less than 45. She's probably wife #2 or #3.

That cant be the only reason for her frowning and

How do you know that the guy is up to 45?

Sweet

Lanretoye:
did someone say football competition?!!!
dunno senators earn more than president and the vp?

Let's be sincere here! If you were a senator, would you really encourage Buhari to reduce your salary, not alone split it into half

talk True

Emir Sanusi Lamido Sanusi To President Buhari:

Change should start with the National assembly: = A Senator receives N36,000,000 (thirty-six million Naira) monthly. If this is divided into two = N18,000,000 million (Eighteen million Naira). The second half which is N18,000,000 (eighteen million Naira) can be used to employ 200 Nigerians, each earning a salary of N90,000 (ninety thousand Naira) monthly. When you multiply 200 people with the number of Senators (109), this will give 21,800 Nigerians gainful employment. In short, 200 Nigerians will be able to live a comfortable life on half a Senator’s monthly salary.
A member of the House of Representatives receives a salary of N25,000,000 (tenty-five million Naira) monthly. If this salary is divided in two = N12,500,000 (twelve million and five hundred thousand Naira). The other half, which is the sum of N12,500,000 (twelve million and five hundred thousand Naira) will be enough to employ 135 Nigerians with a monthly salary of N92.500 (ninety-two thousand and five hundred Naira) each. Nigeria has 360 Members of the House of Representatives, half of their salaries can employ 48,600 Nigerians who can live comfortable lives.
So, Baba Buhari’s Administration can employ 70,400 Nigerians with monthly salaries ranging from N90,000 to N92.500 accordingly. This is just by dividing the salaries of Senators and Members of the House of Representatives. Half their present salaries is more than enough for them in a country where majority of Nigerians live on less than a dollar a day. (Now think of all the other over bloated salaries and allowances of Ministers and others)
You may try this idea Your Excellency, the President...
Nigerians, spread this message to Senators and Members of the House of Representatives and others prick their conscience if they have any and to let them know how many Nigerians are not working because of their greed.
Transformation should start from the Congress!

GOD HELP NIGERIA

SuperSport and WWE have announced a new, multi-year agreement to broadcast WWE programming live for the first time in more than 50 countries throughout sub-Saharan Africa.

From 29 August, SuperSport will air WWE’s flagship shows Raw and SmackDown as well as WWE specials, including WrestleMania and SummerSlam.

SuperSport channels S4, S9 and SS10 will televise Raw on Tuesdays and SmackDown on Wednesdays, offering both live telecasts and same-day re-airs, and will broadcast all WWE specials live, including WrestleMania, SummerSlam, Survivor Series and Royal Rumble.

Source: SuperSport

Kondomatic:
Look someone that you and her can join hand together to raise a family. It's not a crime to marry a rich woman

In the abscense of that?

Guys, Can you marry out of societal pressure even when you know deep down that you are not capable financially? Would you prefer to remain single instead of marrying someone that you can't take care of

Mynd44:
Please who will take care of me and kill me with enjoyment?

In this Abuja that I am

What will you give in return?

Transfer news - 12:00 BST update
Everton have made a club-record £40m bid to sign midfielder Gylfi Sigurdsson, 27, from Swansea. The Iceland international has been left out of the Welsh side's tour of the United States.

The Toffees and West Ham are a number of clubs looking to sign 23-year-old midfielder Mario Lemina from Juventus. (FootMercato via Express)

Norwich winger Jacob Murphy, 22, has turned down a move to Crystal Palace as he is holding out for a move to Newcastle.
(Chronicle)

Bury have rejected a third bid of £500,000 for striker James Vaughan, 28, from Championship side Sunderland. (Bury Times)

West Brom and Crystal Palace are interested in signing free agent Bacary Sagna, 34, after the Frenchman was released by Manchester City.
(L'Equipe via Birmingham Mail)

The Eagles are close to signing 20-year-old Ajax defender Jairo Riedewald for £8m, despite a late bid from Everton. (De Telegraaf via Croydon Advertiser)
Stoke have rejected loan moves for club-record signing Giannelli Imbula, 23, as they look to recoup the £18.3m they spent on the Frenchman. (Stoke Sentinel)

Transfer news - 07:00 BST update
Chelsea have been offered the chance to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang for £60m after Chinese side Tianjin Quanjian pulled out of a move for the 28-year-old. (Daily Mail)

Dortmund could move for 30-year-old Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, who is also wanted by Everton, West Ham, Marseille and AC Milan.
(Daily Mirror)

Chelsea forward Eden Hazard, 26, has called Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane to rule out a transfer to the European champions this summer. (Diario Gol, via Daily Express)

Premier League champions Chelsea have reached an agreement with Monaco to sign midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko, 22, for £40m on a five-year deal. (RMC - in French)

Blues boss Antonio Conte is prepared to sell midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, for £40m. The Serbian has been training on his own and wants to join former manager Jose Mourinho at Manchester United. (Daily Telegraph)
Former Liverpool Danny Murphy says his former club are "close" to completing a deal for Southampton centre-back Virgil can Dijk, 26. (Sport360)

Chelsea will beat Juventus to the £28m signing of Real Madrid right-back Danilo, 25.
(Daily Mirror)

Arsenal are confident an offer of £45m will be enough to sign 21-year-old Monaco winger Thomas Lemar. (Daily Mail)

Tottenham will not be bullied over the futures of midfielder Eric Dier, 23, and defender Kyle Walker, 27, as the club close in on a £9m deal for 19-year-old Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth. (Daily Telegraph)

Manchester United are hoping to push through a £40m deal for Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, 28, within the next week. (Daily Star)

The Red Devils will turn their attention to signing £40m-rated Roma midfielder Radja Nainggolan, 29, as Tottenham continue to resist any offers for Dier. (Daily Mail)

Leicester City could offload six of last summer's signings, including forwards Islam Slimani, 29, and Ahmed Musa, 24, and midfielder Nampalys Mendy, 25. (Daily Telegraph)

Serie A runners-up Roma want to sign Leicester forward Riyad Mahrez, 26. The Algerian has handed in a transfer request at the King Power Stadium. (Sky Sports)

Championship side Middlesbrough have beaten Premier League sides Burnley and Watford to the £14m signing of Britt Assombalonga, 24, from Nottingham Forest on wages of £60,000-a-week. (Sun)

West Ham are considering a third bid for forward Marko Arnautovic, 28, after having a second offer worth £20m rejected by Stoke City. (London Evening Standard)

Watford and Swansea both want £5m-rated Chelsea midfielder Nathaniel Chalobah, 22.
(Sun)

Real Madrid have given up on signing Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 26, this summer. (Daily Star)

Manchester City are close to completing a deal for 19-year-old Brazilian midfielder Douglas Luiz from Vasco da Gama. (ESPN)

City are also looking to make a £25m move for Southampton full-back Ryan Bertrand, 27, after missing out on Dani Alves to Paris St-Germain. (Daily Mail)

Stoke City will beat West Brom to the signing of Chelsea defender Kurt Zouma on a season-long loan, but will pay £7m for the 22-year-old. (Sun)

Turkish side Fenerbahce want to sign Chelsea forward Michy Batshuayi, 23. (Fanatik, via Talksport)

Leicester City winger Bartosz Kapustka, 20, is having a medical at Bundesliga side Freiburg before a loan move. (Leicester Mercury)

Sunderland could make an offer for 28-year-old Bury striker James Vaughan. (Sunderland Echo)

Manchester United goalkeeper Sam Johnstone, 24, is set to join Aston Villa on loan. (Birmingham Mail)

PSV Eindhoven have expressed an interest in taking 24-year-old Chelsea midfielder Marco van Ginkel on loan again. (West London Sport)

Meanwhile...
Manchester United say their tweet announcing a fee had been agreed with Everton for striker Romelu Lukaku is their most retweeted post of all time, with over 93,000 retweets. (ManUtd)

Dani Alves told Pep Guardiola he was "sorry" if the Manchester City boss felt hurt after the Brazil right-back, 34, joined Paris St-Germain instead. (Daily Mail)

Stoke's 6ft 5in striker Peter Crouch has come up with a new name for the back of his shirt... "Crouchinho". (Twitter)

Gylfi Sigurdsson might be one of the most in-demand Premier League players this summer, but Swansea were keen to show the Iceland midfield is still theirs by tweeting a video of the 27-year-old as he arrived for their friendly against Barnet. (Swansea City Official Twitter)

Former Real Madrid star Hugo Sanchez says 25-year-old playmaker James Rodriguez, who has joined Bayern Munich on loan, did not have the mentality to succeed at the European champions. (Marca, via Goal)

Belgium winger Adnan Januzaj, 22, says his time at Manchester United "didn't go the way I wanted" after joining Real Sociedad.