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i looked through the entire post and i didnt find 1bday mate....

March 28

lovely rhyme

Aprime:
Haha
This reminds me of a song.

[s]Some can Bleep but have no dick.
Some have dick but cannot Bleep.
We have dick and we can Bleep.

Glory be to lalala [/s]

And It's always right to say no to premarital sex. But to avoid problems like this, it's sensible and logical that you taste each other, to know if you're compatible or not.

Though, one shouldn't use this platform as an excuse to ransack every hole or tweak every joystick in the name of compatibility. No, that's forni-patibility.

LMAO

PLANETMARS:
sorry for quoting the full episode. Please sir repeat after me, AM a big olodo,am a big olodo say it 10 times and then bath naked in d market for 7 days. That's d only way to be free from the stupidity u displayed to that girl.
Next time u see her, tell her u r sorry for everytin u said and then tell her u want to say something real bothering u in ur hrt.
Tell her to come close and bring her ear then say this slowly from the bottom of ur hrt "THUNDER FIRE YOU!!!!"

Good one OP you did absolutely the best thing. The sad part is ..... You weren't even in her list of top 10maga let alone #1 maga.... So very good riddance to arrant rubbish!

AmakaAina:
Beautifully said and so very true... the flesh will rot off ( for those that die b for rapture) or transfigured ( for those that get raptured)... besides what you were does not in anyway make u a good or bad person since it has no effect on what's on your heart.... what's u believe and what lives inside you is what counts. Cover up from head to toe if you don't have Christmas and follower the will of God then it's all just a facade! E no get meaning!

Wear* in* what* Christ* follow* thunder fire auto correct!!!!!!

MissGdope:
Op not every spirit that comes in your dream to talk to you is from God or God himself. The devil and his demons are very capable of presenting themselves as angels of light. this is why you need to know the word of God and use it to test these spirits. I don't know the God you serve but the one I serve is not gonna send any of his children to hell. You become a child of God and a new creation when you become born again (believe and confess the death of christ for your sins). After this, you cannot go to hell as you have become a joint-heir with Christ. Your mission on earth after your rebirth is to bring others out of darkness and into the light and truth of Jesus Christ. It doesn't matter who has tattoos, or wears makeup or piercings or whatever because all those things are of the flesh and will only affect your life here on earth. yes its better not to have them (cos they can be distracting from the word of God) but will not cause you to go to hell (if you're born again....always remember that salvation is by grace and not by works. there's a lot of things in life that could be considered as sin..just focus on God

whew

Beautifully said and so very true... the flesh will rot off ( for those that die b for rapture) or transfigured ( for those that get raptured)... besides what you were does not in anyway make u a good or bad person since it has no effect on what's on your heart.... what's u believe and what lives inside you is what counts. Cover up from head to toe if you don't have Christmas and follower the will of God then it's all just a facade! E no get meaning!

gradeA:
Am glad you quoted Luke 1:15 in your write-up. The reason John the Baptist was forbidden from taking alcohol was because he would be filled with the Holy Spirit from birth.

Now alcohol was permitted in the dispensation of old, but we are now in the dispensation of the Holy Spirit, and it is forbidden.

Once we have the new birth in Christ, and are baptised in the Holy Ghost, we get to the stage John the Baptist was at birth and what applied to him becomes applicable to us.

Guys the conclusion remains once you are born again, and filled with the Spirit of God, you have no business with alcohol, be it a sip, gulp or total consumption.

cc; LEGALAide.

Ermmm.... quick one, are you trying to imply that John the Baptist has more glory than our Lord Jesus Christ? Because all I have learnt in my Christian life is to be more Christ like....

Even John the Baptist said 'he was not fit to tie His (Jesus') sandals . Except I have been reading my bible upside-down.... I think your comment is very misleading and totally wrong!

Or are you saying Christ was not sanctified enough while he was on earth? Please remember that Jesus Christ was 100% man and 100% God before he came to the world , while he was in the world and after he left the physical world too

P.S the Holy Spirit is still the Spirit of God hence the Spirit of Christ because there's 1 true God with 3 manifestations, God the father , God the son ( Christ) and God the Holy Spirit...

RAT.le SNAKE

crazy funny... lovely write up....

ClassCaptain:
Oro buruku toun terin...
Ejowo, se ti oko baa pora, shey oko ati epo ni a pora ni abi oko ni kan lasan ni a pora ti a si ku epo nikan

Ok... name checkers please note Osas is not an ibo name , I'm sure we all pass primary school and can read to a certain level.. If you've got issues with ibo people please go and jump inside lagoon... issues abound everywhere in our country and all peps could do is play the ethnic game ? no wonder the country is in such dire traits we are never objective or focus on the real issues and seek appropriate solutions... na to deh call names and point fingers which helps no one and hurts us all...

Stereotyping ain't an art form....