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I use 1M to start MMM and keep running the same amount for 6 months which would give me 300k returns on investment every month . Multiply that by 6 and I have 1.8M in 6 months. Even if it crash and I lose my initial 1M investment it's not a loss because I have 1.8M in returns . No bank is going to give you that kind of returns even if you run a fixes deposit (run a fixed account for the same duration of time and same amount and you will have not more than 12k as returns) Let alone a savings account! Mtschewwwe

Abeg leave the MMM , no be by force and nobody is putting a gun to anyone's head. If u get d mind join and enjoy and if e crash you accept and move on. If you nor get mind to join Abeg STFU and let people hear word Abeg!

Hope you know you just placed a curse on yourself..... just make sure that for as long as u live u will never spend as much as 31$ on any female except ur mother .... else ...

GossipHeart:
He's foolish.
I can buy 5 Range Rover sport, may God take my life any day i buy a gift worth more than $30 for any woman (My mother excluded)

E be like say dis one want make lightening strick am? How dare your compare the Messiah with PMB? Who did Jesus hurt or cause afflictions to while He was here on earth? Was it not goodness and healing He brought for all? He feed thousands with very little not take the small that they had and make it utterly useless! Ngwa make PMB gan crucify hinsef nau since he is "messiah-ish". A messiah is a savior not a tyrant! Arrant nonsensical and ignorant yarns!

beycity1:
You need attention. Is corruption fight not part of his campaign promises? This your hatred go soon send you to your grave.

To the topic..... PMB just do the best you can and live d rest. Even when the messiah was here only few believe him.... #GODBLESSNIGERIA#

It's wa!

As in... ehn! The boredom can kii a mahn

Gladly..... dumb as mofo trying to sound intellectual ending up sounding like d retard he is and like I said earlier , he gat major mummy issues since he aint gat no identity of his own except as a mummysboi . Please tell him that our parents raise us to hold our own and create for ourselves no matter how small or incomplete but still a work in progress and not to define ourselves by our ability to hang onto our mummy's skirt.... He should grow some Cojones of his own then come back to talk trash about a nation were the average 15yrs old is an entrepreneur and quite independent.... does that summaries it for you?

sammytwain:
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Pls,can someone summarize this for me?

Please don't fight originality , while u are busy being colonised we are busy being real ya dig! . If e pain u Abeg gan jump inside river Niger and dude have u ever seen our Nigerian women? Even d ones with hair on their chest are so darn cute ya dudes be salivating . Hate da game n not da player... nuff said... but ya moniker though... regressed hostility from mummy issues! I get... Pele o

mummyson26:
The last twitter war between Nigeria and kenya#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig

Ermmmm..... who don try visit Aso Villa snap for him front sef?

Just Negodu As if fingering a 2 yr old toddler is actually acceptable. I just wish this devil will come and defend itself since its the cause of all evils committed by man! Man no get sense again to know right from wrong na to turn to devils remote controlled robot! Abeg they should just castrate him on the grounds of shifting blame for his actions to the devil! Worraheck!!!

HRich:
During interrogation, Itua, an Esan man, from Edo State, said:
“I didn’t put my manhood in her. I only fingered her. It was
the devil’s handwork.”

Ok.... if he is blind how does he know to do a good job or even meet customers satisfaction? But many kudos to him if he can actually cobble shoes. That borders on the miraculous

Gbamest! That's after checking with the facility maintenence crew and going over ever single frame inch by inch to make sure say the seal deh tight and then test the glass in an earthquake simulation room to know say it's uncrackable and then jejeli gaan sleep in ma house because I can't shout biko

Vladm:
As a typical nigerian, i wont b able to sleep in this room. staying in the room alone i'll b one stretch away from my oxygen tank

Hin no understand the meaning of 'United Kingdom'

EmmySparky:
oga u too be olodo...Uk is not a country...it consists wales,scotland,republic of ireland and england....london is the capital of ENGLAND...

Didn't turn ma phone

Yehman:
Can someone pls alert Lie Mohammed a.k.a Baba masquerade about this new job/employment opportunities.

˙˙˙ʞɔɐq ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ
uɹnʇ ǝsɐǝןd noʎ uɐɔ
'noʎ uɹǝɔuoɔ ʇ,usǝop
ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos pɐǝɹ oʇ
ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ ƃuıuɹnʇ uı
pǝpǝǝɔɔns ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʍou

such horrible happenings

Hmmmmm

Finally!!!! Just justice for a very despicable act...

lwkmd

Kenplanet:
Chill with cool pic

CaesarII:
Why is the heel of her second leg not always touching the floor?
Or is ant biting her or is she the proverbial chicken that just got to US and has to stand on one leg?
Abeg Bovi na joke o.
Beautiful woman.
Safe delivery.

Dis is brutal but true.... always read and comprehend before you comment!

Ask4Info:
Babe, life isn't all about makeup, fashion, social media and celebrity gossip.

Try and read and comprehend.

What a shame.

First though... that guy he was flogging could not stand and defend his babe from being humiliated and assaulted by "the man of god? On top say d guy know say the "pastor" no pure ? ... first flog d guy extra cane for being so stupid and weak... then give the pastors wife cane to flog him cos the kin vex we she go get for that guy for straffing another woman no go be here...
By the way... the pastor mite be a regular skirt chaser . I know I'm not sposed to judge a book by its cover but that dude be looking like a baller!

cococandy:
Question: "Is it wrong to be angry with God?"

Answer: Being angry at God is something that many people, both believers and unbelievers, have wrestled with throughout time. When something tragic happens in our lives, we ask God the question, “Why?” because it is our natural response. What we are really asking Him, though, is not so much “Why, God?” as “Why me, God?” This response indicates two flaws in our thinking. First, as believers we operate under the impression that life should be easy, and that God should prevent tragedy from happening to us. When He does not, we get angry with Him. Second, when we do not understand the extent of God’s sovereignty, we lose confidence in His ability to control circumstances, other people, and the way they affect us. Then we get angry with God because He seems to have lost control of the universe and especially control of our lives. When we lose faith in God’s sovereignty, it is because our frail human flesh is grappling with our own frustration and our lack of control over events. When good things happen, we all too often attribute it to our own achievements and success. When bad things happen, however, we are quick to blame God, and we get angry with Him for not preventing it, which indicates the first flaw in our thinking—that we deserve to be immune to unpleasant circumstances.

Tragedies bring home the awful truth that we are not in charge. All of us think at one time or another that we can control the outcomes of situations, but in reality it is God who is in charge of all of His creation. Everything that happens is either caused by or allowed by God. Not a sparrow falls to the ground nor a hair from our head without God knowing about it (Matthew 10:29-31). We can complain, get angry, and blame God for what is happening. Yet if we will trust Him and yield our bitterness and pain to Him, acknowledging the prideful sin of trying to force our own will over His, He can and will grant us His peace and strength to get us through any difficult situation (1 Corinthians 10:13). Many believers in Jesus Christ can testify to that very fact. We can be angry with God for many reasons, so we all have to accept at some point that there are things we cannot control or even understand with our finite minds.

Our understanding of the sovereignty of God in all circumstances must be accompanied by our understanding of His other attributes: love, mercy, kindness, goodness, righteousness, justice, and holiness. When we see our difficulties through the truth of God’s Word—which tells us that our loving and holy God works all things together for our good (Romans 8:28), and that He has a perfect plan and purpose for us which cannot be thwarted (Isaiah 14:24, 46:9-10)—we begin to see our problems in a different light. We also know from Scripture that this life will never be one of continual joy and happiness. Rather, Job reminds us that “man is born to trouble as surely as sparks fly upward” (Job 5:7), and that life is short and “full of trouble” (Job 14:1). Just because we come to Christ for salvation from sin does not mean we are guaranteed a life free from problems. In fact, Jesus said, “In this world you will have trouble,” but that He has “overcome the world” (John 16:33), enabling us to have peace within, in spite of the storms that rage around us (John 14:27).

One thing is certain: inappropriate anger is sin (Galatians 5:20; Ephesians 4:26-27, 31; Colossians 3:. Ungodly anger is self-defeating, gives the devil a foothold in our lives, and can destroy our joy and peace if we hang on to it. Holding on to our anger will allow bitterness and resentment to spring up in our hearts. We must confess it to the Lord, and then in His forgiveness, we can release those feelings to Him. We must go before the Lord in prayer often in our grief, anger, and pain. The Bible tells us in 2 Samuel 12:15-23 that David went before the throne of grace on behalf of his sick baby, fasting, weeping, and praying for him to survive. When the baby passed away, David got up and worshipped the Lord and then told his servants that he knew where his baby was and that he would someday be with him in God’s presence. David cried out to God during the baby’s illness, and afterward he bowed before Him in worship. That is a wonderful testimony. God knows our hearts, and it is pointless to try to hide how we really feel, so talking to Him about it is one of the best ways to handle our grief. If we do so humbly, pouring out our hearts to Him, He will work through us, and in the process, will make us more like Him.

The bottom line is can we trust God with everything, our very lives and the lives of our loved ones? Of course we can! Our God is compassionate, full of grace and love, and as disciples of Christ we can trust Him with all things. When tragedies happen to us, we know God can use them to bring us closer to Him and to strengthen our faith, bringing us to maturity and completeness (Psalm 34:18; James 1:2-4). Then, we can be a comforting testimony to others (2 Corinthians 1:3-5). That is easier said than done, however. It requires a daily surrendering of our own will to His, a faithful study of His attributes as seen in God’s Word, much prayer, and then applying what we learn to our own situation. By doing so, our faith will progressively grow and mature, making it easier to trust Him to get us through the next tragedy that most certainly will take place.

So, to answer the question directly, yes, it is wrong to be angry at God. Anger at God is a result of an inability or unwillingness to trust God even when we do not understand what He is doing. Anger at God is essentially telling God that He has done something wrong, which He never does. Does God understand when we are angry, frustrated, or disappointed with Him? Yes, He knows our hearts and He knows how difficult and painful life in this world can be. Does that make it right to be angry with God? Absolutely not. Instead of being angry with God, we should pour out our hearts to God in prayer and then trust that He is in control and that His plan is perfect.

this write up us so precise and ore that enlightening for believers who face challenges. It's not the easiest of decisions to trust God in a period of challenges and tragedy but I find that whenever I do, I find a peace that can't be explained and also the strength to rise again and keep pushing on no matter how hopeless things are... there's an adage that says ' I child can never see standing up what an elder can see even while sitting down' , now apply that same adage to God and understand a fraction of His sovereignty then maybe we can understand what the quoted write is trying to say.

bleeped up!!!

@ Shim

Mimisboygreat:
Pls where is shim breast? PLs somebody should help me find it for shim

Lwkmd o

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]Mama: Ooh Mpa, who be this? You bring house girl for me. My son is doing well

Ooh Mpa: Mama, no she's my wife

Mama: What did you say?

Ooh Mpa: I said she's my...

Mom: [/color]

Like the guy can't buy new condoms wherever he is going to and return the ones she gave to him intact

emorse:
I'd accept them, return them intact and score massive points in the fidelity test.

Sharapova diamond! Who u epp!!! U dehydration here deh firm know it all... what have u done for your country? And while other are doing for whatever reason bike keep quiet and emulate or just shatap and hold ur peace... e concern u if she deh do am for her cv? At least she chose Naija for whatever reasons ... don't come and be forming "u too sabi" bike park well joor... ndi oshochi egbu! Bladdy namsense!

Laird:
Please I am Igbo with a Yoruba mum so I am being practical.
The foreign born athletes sportspeople representing Nigeria are doing it for THEIR PERSONAL CAREER EXPOSURE AND CV BOOST AND REPUTATION and not because of a failed state called Nigeria and not because of any patriotism. It is all personal interest which is not evil..
Nigeria's failed sports ministry and government leaves indigenes(home born and based Nigerians unable to participate in International Competitions because of lack of finance, lack of equipment and government support) and so foreign trained,supported by the facilities and amenities and benefits of sports programmes ( sports scholarships, sports equipment and infrastructure and government sports support) in the Developed world who did not make their Developed country competition team use their Nigerian Second CITIZENSHIP to compete in International Competitions for their PERSONAL SPORTS CV and CAREER PROFILE AND SPORTS COMPETITION EXPOSURE to be boosted. Not for any smelly Nigeria.

Its all personal reasons but not evil. Though sports administrators and governments might want to not release funds or divert or withhold sports budgets because Onyibo/Western born or based Nigerians sportpersons who live and make use of the Developed Worlds facilities and amenities will use Nigerians flag to compete and boost their personal CV and sports profile when their Western/Developed country does not pick them to compete in International events

Is Bros holding a ladies high heeled shoe or na ma eyes no deh see correctly....

NEHLIVE:
A blog reader sent in these photos. According to the sender, neighbours almost killed themselves while fighting with stones, shoes and bottles at their compound at Umoreen street in Akwa Ibom this morning August 8th over N300 that was paid for fixing the borehole in their compound. The police had to be called and the fighters were taken away. See photos below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/08/face-me-i-face-you-trouble-see-what.html

[quote]Did God make religion? Or is it our way of conceptualizing what we can't understand the scope of.... by the way, humans have what we would like to call free will which came about, i believe, from sin in Eden gaving us the ability to know whats good and whars eveil so that each and every person would make up their own mind to do whatever it is they want to do and bear sole responsibility for their actions...we can't blame God for our own actions...if we like we blame the devil but I still don't see the devil physically committing all these heinous crimes so it still bores down to us!

If this "just" God was so just, why would he allow the abundance of religions and then say if we follow their doctrine, we have to burn in a lake of fire? Common, why can't he just make it 1 religion? Or does Ur God like practical jokes?

What is the girl doing at the mosque at 6am without her peers parents or relation around ? OP the story never complete o and how big was d mosque sef?