GentlemanUnltd:
@amakabaybee what will it cost me to say HI to you?

floragregs:
Cut out from "our daily manner " June edition

macdon4all:
OK here is one y do sum gals do play hard to get?

Abugab:
Not only obesity but a humongous human.
Very big somebody.
Apparently due to bad eating habit cultivated over time.
This figure is zigzag.
The old woman walking past must be wondering what kind of a human she is seeing.

tohpahz:
Ifah hear.

Since the middle of last yr.. i haven't subscribed.. so i shud just subscribe now.

Taylor86:

ami nwanyi oma

Taylor86:
buhari is a failure

wish i can retrieve my votes and dat of my siblings casted for this recycled dude

sweet jesus

Adanyebe:
We are in the era of CHANGE.... why stay glue to one network

Sinnzu:
Ronald4lif, amakabaybee loves cooking . You've always said you havent met a gurl who cooks better than you...

Sinnzu:
Good. Wasnt expecting to see a recipe on derailers. There's a section for that.

Sinnzu:
and how would you know wat my "thing" is?

Sinnzu:
WTF IS THIS??

Cutehector:
yea am ready u said ur network is below..I dnt get

Cutehector:
lmao At fasten my seatbelt.. Whr do u want to take me to

Am wit my pen and paper already.. I really wana knw hw to prepare it seriously

Cutehector:
wow... Smth my mum hasn't cooked.. Hw do I cook it? Pls teach me

Cutehector:
hahahaha.. Am sensing this must be a combination.. I knw dodo must be in d meal.. Wats it actually?

MrCork:


...ok..sweery plis change color to yellow coz this is what all men want..... u hav 3 week startin from today! (no oofeinse)

Cutehector:
wat's ur favorite meal?

MrCork:



....sweeeery I didntask u for story.....I ask if u r lightskin.. ..u r sopose to be lightskin..coreect?....so r u lightskin?

Cutehector:
u ladies are now so hell bent on being taken out... I'v neva met any lady who would prefer date by havn dinner or lunch at home...

MrCork:



..ermm sweery ..am not sure if u notise but do u realice u aint lightskin? (no oofeinse)

iPopAlomo:


She's actually a Facebook friend... she uploaded the picture herself... would have given you her name but niggas on nairaland are thirsty af...
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if you still doubt I could send you more pictures of her via email... and her tattoo is still there...

Cutehector:
nope, I'd take u out for lunch.. Dats hw romantic I can be...

ShutTheFhuckUp:

don't worry, I've changed n0w u hear,

Jez daht...ehmm....I pray i don't qet infuriated like dt aqain.
I'm a better man n0w.

Cutehector:
nah, the thread's in my profile... So I guess this is the part whr I'd ask u if u'v eaten.. To show I care .. U knw we can't always do without this question.

ShutTheFhuckUp:

whaataahfuçkk.!! So yhu saw daht shiii†.
Omo, no wander u labeled me anti-peace.! Daaamn.! I've overlooked daht already sha,
Why u hate d fyt...