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I'm guessing she would have saved herself a whole lot of stress if she had insisted on using protection the very day you were hatch....or better still flushed that bug headed worm that formed you.


Prodigal son.

I'm guessing he'll be riding to school with the maybach her mother bought for him.....meanwhile where Tonto Dike and his King sef..

Did they consult the legendary Lai Mohammed before making this publication.....I sense PDP hand in this....they are working to reverse all the good works of the APC government.

Nothing in this write up proves the lady culpable...they prolly had taken overdose of sex enhancing drugs for one last fvck .

Nothing in this write up proves the lady culpable...

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You useless son of of a prostitute and arm robber.My life is far better than that of anybody in the useless family you claim to come from.You better tell your mama to carry go give ur real father otherwise ur life problem is just starting.By d time am done raining curses on you, youll be worse off than that Ada girl wey just kpain.[/quote][/s]

Ogun will continue to shatter your pathetic existence..hopeless cretin

Oh! Lawd how can we continue losing the few brilliant ones when all we see this days are those shamelessly displaying their nudity all over the social media.

Rest easy brilliant one.....the world is not our home.

Wow! Kidney failure at age 24....this is serious

Alwaysachick:
Sis and so what if its her money. Is he your husband?

He directed a movie that had over six hundred million in box office, highest so far in Nigeria and you are asking what the difference is? He is the boss. Pray to have a spouse that will put you in such position.

At least he had the balls to marry a self made queen.

Thank you oya bye

See all the amount looted by the ex governor of a state that contributes next to nothing to the national purse except for kidnappers, armed bandits and religious fanatics.

Next step it to begin slaying and posting all sorts in the social media

This man sef?

Alwaysachick:
Sis I said director not actor.

What is the difference bros?

Hahahaha....all we keep hearing these days are Unknown gun men , kidnappers and bandits...aaaaah! Not forgetting their baba Boko haram/ ISWAP

Shebi the albino separatist cum terrorist leader is his friend....he should gaan tell him that this wahala he is looking for will soon clear in his eyes.

Alwaysachick:
The man directed their latest film, you can't direct a film and not work hard. He worked for this, he earned it.

Bros you and I know that's Funke written all over that car....the lady just want to project her husband as Mr. Capable too. Would have made sense if you had said what belong to Funke also belong to her husband.


How many Nollywood male acts have you seen go for anything remotely close to 2020 Prado after shootingseveral movies, the price range is between $54k - $ 68k based on model.

What is the husband's job....abeg that is Funke's money joor

Ok

OmovuduTheBeast:
Useless terrorist government!!!


...but Wike, we are coming for you!
We will get you for the blood you spilled in Oyigbo

WIKE, WE WILL SURELY GET YOU

FVCK BUHARI USELESS BLOCKOS!
FVCK PANTAMI THE TERRORIST!!
FVCK NYESOME WIKE!!!

You people should come for him....we are sure to send you ipob cretins back to your online country in body bags

I sense Buhari's media cretins handwriting on this thread.

"A resident of the ETF Hall, who gave his name simply as Olayinka, said some buoyant students had been buying sachet water to cook and bathe, while the rest were fetching water from the stream.

He stated, “But for some of us that cannot afford sachet water for such purposes, we have been going to the stream near our hostel to get water."


They can't afford sachet water....how do these ones even feed.

I can bet Arrewa's uncircumcised balls that since she got admitted the last thing she sees before sleeping at night is her phone and wakes up by thesame next to her pillow in the morning.

Social media freaks.

She's saying the truth she's untapped as can be seen in her outward freshness.

Come ooh....what exactly is the problem of this Ikorodu people.


Meanwhile police no get local made pistol or Dane gun for their store they decided to use the labourer's cutlass engaged to cut grass in their premises and mechanic crow bar to parade this ones.

Just imagine....not even I want you to become a PhD holder at 24.......this is one of the reason male folks keep maligning women when all they think is marriage not knowledge acquisition or economic emancipation.


It's alright, I even forgot one cannot give what he/she does not have.

CodedWealth:
First time since 2015 , I'm reading a positive response from anything govt related!

I was hoping to hear that the cloud backed up data was burnt beyond recognition!

Paddy man easy with this una scepticism....this country na the only one we get at the moment oo...

Babara1994:
One Tuesday morning on my way to work, I decided to buy some akara and bread. After purchasing my akara, I saw this young beautiful lady staring at me with a simple smile. Me that no lady has ever smiled at me, I almost went crazy and began to thank God for bringing this beautiful lady to me on a platter of gold.

She kept on staring at me for about 2 minutes. I was ready to shoot my shot. So I decided to walk up to her and tell her how sexy she was, flirt with her and get her number.

As I put my akara and bread in my bag, she made the move and began coming to my direction. Omo, my head wan blow. See as I dey thank God. I decided to first comment on the size of her boobs before any thing else.

Tears rolled down my cheeks as she first said to me, " You are Mr Seyi, my husband's
new employee, right?" I replied, " Thank you ma"

That's how I would have lost my job if she didn't speak first. God is good.
Patience is key.

Op yamad

Oh! Lord help Nigerian youths, only the strong in mind can resist the temptation of going into crime..


How in God's good world can graduates be earning less than N100k and not be presented as the devil's play ground especially at this current times.

I thank the Lord for my Life.

Make dem do give Oduduwa republic their own con3 so that they can go with this Prof. Akintola...this man is becoming a bigger nuisance than the herdsmen palavar