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Politics › Re: Cross River: Ayade Converts PDP Secretariat To APC Secretariat by AmazingELixir: 11:31am On May 22, 2021
lipsrsealed


Very pretty...more is expected from a professor
Politics › Re: The NAF Plane Landed In Kaduna Before Crashing & Going Up In Flames by AmazingELixir: 10:46am On May 22, 2021
undecided

Op your debilitating paradoxical headline is quite comical....how can the aircraft Land successful and yet crashed into flames.
Politics › Re: Military Airstrikes In Imo: Ohanaeze, IPOB Kick by AmazingELixir: 10:42am On May 22, 2021
Please they should take south_south out of their mention...there's no aerial bombardment in the region....ipob and ESN should deal with their problems alone...I only pity the innocent Easterners going about their normal businesses caught up in this melee.
Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by AmazingELixir: 10:30am On May 22, 2021
Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).
Hello Seun, the idea behind this directive is noble and commendable however I think ilyou shouldn't have directed it at any particular section of the country...should have made it generic in coloration in which case no ethnic nationality will feel hand twisted or unjustly picked on as is the case now.

It is difficult to suppress a movement that has gained traction, narrowing this directive to a particular people will only make their alienation more pronounced...one interesting thing about Nairaland is its diversity which gives the forum its zest, please endeavour to sustain it along that line.

More wisdom to you as you pilot this forum to a more tolerant and cohesive platform for varying expression of views.
Politics › Re: Alfred Ayodeji Olufade: Newly Married NAF Pilot Dies In Kaduna Crash by AmazingELixir:
undecided


Why are all these good for nothing mofos highlighting when he got married as a basis for their grief...how about the parents and siblings he left behind are those ones not worth mentioning....a woman that will gaan spread legs to another man in less than a year from now.

The family will always be there for him...Abeg my condolence to the bereaved family.
Romance › Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators - by AmazingELixir: 8:09am On May 22, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy


Lolzz...suddenly masturbating have economic benefits afteral.

All win_win for the practitioners enjoyment and fat pocket
Romance › Re: I Am 31 But Never Had Sex Before, Am I Okay? by AmazingELixir: 7:12pm On May 20, 2021
Ibadanpikin:
I am a 31 year old man i have never been in a relationship with any lady talkless of sex. I stammered a litttle bit so i find it very hard to toast a lady. Any time i try talking to a girl i begin to stammer and my heart beats fast, its so embarrassing, some of my friends think i am impotent or gay.
How will i marry, guys how do u do it?
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Op I'm jealous of you...wish I were a virgin like you
Politics › Re: Lagos State Government Cleans Up Iganmu Under Bridge (Photos). by AmazingELixir: 12:44pm On May 20, 2021
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Politics › Re: Governor Wike Commissions NLNG Office Complex In Port Harcourt by AmazingELixir: 11:41am On May 20, 2021
Xscape1993:
While some leaders in other part of the world are busy commissioning manufacturing sites & launching new technologies, our rulers are busy opening common buildings, roads & bridges that should have been done before now.
Ipob miscreants still grieving from Wike's rejection and suppression of their secessionist agenda in Rivers state.
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Attacks Governors Over Strike, NGF Mulls ₦380/Litre Fuel Price by AmazingELixir: 7:28am On May 20, 2021
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APC !!!!..... N405 _ N380 Diswan na upgraded nextLevel ooo, Nigerians don finish..
Travel › Re: Iyabo Awokoya: Immigration Services At MMA (Lagos Airport) Is A Disaster by AmazingELixir:
We know....not just Lagos alone they're all thesame useless things

Op however the quoted is where you got it wrong.....Telling people who have failed woefully not to fail...wait until you pass through customs then you'll appreciate the enormity of the challenges of cross border interactions in this country;

" I have always believed that you are the right man for the Ministry. You still have time to sort/

13. out the rot in the Airport. Please do not fail the President @MBuhari and do not fail the nation sir. I come in peace. The end
."
Politics › Re: Chidi Odinkalu And Governor El-Rufai In War Of Words by AmazingELixir: 2:53pm On May 18, 2021
Ok
Crime › Re: Adesina Ogunlana, Baba Ijesha's Lawyer Speaks On His Bail (Video) by AmazingELixir:
undecided


Congestion scheme indeed...if judiciary are on strike how come the magistrate is granting bail in no other place but right inside Panti prison.

The simple fact that he specifically asked to see Baba Ijesa is indicative of the fact they the visit was prearranged...and that limping bullshit was staged and intended to hoodwink.

Next time when he sees under aged girl child he will quickly pass another route ...randy old fool.
Career › Re: Lady Sacked For Telling Her Best Friend To Stop Dating Her Boss by AmazingELixir: 11:38am On May 18, 2021
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Serves her right what is her business when she knows it's a common practice amongst afonjaz....Aproko somebody
Crime › Re: Abidemi Rufai Arrested In New York For Defrauding Washington State by AmazingELixir: 11:30am On May 18, 2021
grin

These are the ones that promised to bring us change and they haven't disappointed...considering the trajectory of the change is oriented southward.

He is even a leader and a Senior special adviser

Politics › Re: New Nigerian Navy Ship Stops Over In Ghana. Greeted By Ghanaian Officials by AmazingELixir: 9:07am On May 18, 2021
grin


Where is the former Nigerdock please ooo...have they not started building ships.

Since it was sold off to some foreign concerns that was the last we heard about the ambitious goals by the founding fathers to advance the course of indigenous knowhow and capacity building in the area of ship building technology.


One thing is definitely deductible from this ship's stopover at the Ghanaian port and its simply a PR stunt for OCEA facilitated by the Nigerian Navy to woo the Ghanaian authorities to consider awarding their ship purchase contract to the French company and if Nigeria is a country I know it definitely comes with a price in terms of kickbacks.

See how they boldly displayed the french company's Logo on the ship.


Op will not show this pix because he is a beneficiary of the kickback.. grin

Politics › Re: New Nigerian Navy Ship Stops Over In Ghana. Greeted By Ghanaian Officials by AmazingELixir: 8:48am On May 18, 2021
grin


Where is the former Nigerdock please ooo...have they not started building ships.

Since it was sold off to some foreign concerns that was the last we heard about the ambitious goals by the founding father to advance the course of indigenous knowhow and capacity building in the area of ship building technology.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can A Man Who Earns N80,000 Marry In Lagos? by AmazingELixir: 8:07am On May 18, 2021
kiss

Op hmmm!

Approximate Monthly expenses for 2 persons alone

1.Transportation to work N600 × 24 days = N14,400

2. Feeding 2person x N1000 x 30 days=N60 000

3. Electricity Bill, conservatively = N4,000

4. Household consumables + madam allowance = N10 000

5. Oga pocket money = N10,000

6. Papa & Mama stipend = N10,000

7. Miscellaneous expenses (medical, clothing etc) = N10,000

8. House rent = huh?


Op do you get the point...Reason carefully my brother.

I personally give madam N100k monthly for feeding 3 persons and her allowance yet she complains its inadequate, meanwhile our security guys that earn N30k to N35k survives somehow but always lamenting on how hard life is for them and their household.

I wish you luck
Politics › Re: Lawan’s Anti-Restructuring Outburst Upsets Senators by AmazingELixir: 7:19am On May 18, 2021
lipsrsealed


" Some senators are also unhappy that the Senate President spoke “as if the Senate is an appendage of the Executive.”"

Under Lawan senate presidency the quoted is exactly what they are.
Crime › Re: Girl Set On Fire By Her Aunt Who 'Thought She Was A Witch' (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 5:06pm On May 17, 2021
lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack Ubakala Police Station In Abia, Kill Two Officers (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 4:35pm On May 17, 2021
Fahdiga:
Deep state at work. The desperate attempts by the DSS to smear IPOB by causing mayhem and killing sister security agencies in the east will be their own undoing. The whole world is watching with dismay of the attacks by the federal government on the eastern people and I'm sure repercussions for the terrorist Fulani led federal government will soon come.
It is only a matter of time before DSS gets to you..then your eyes will clear....you think you're covered posting crap in the comfort of that your hole.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos State Job Registration Centres by AmazingELixir: 1:21pm On May 17, 2021
grin


They should start by taking off the streets and roads millions of touts and thugs terrorising commercial transport operators in the state.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Produced 416 Movies In The First Three Months Of 2021 - NBS by AmazingELixir: 1:20pm On May 17, 2021
grin


Ouch! Just 3 movies short of what nollywood produced movies truly are 419ers..
Politics › Re: Strike: Total Blackout In Kaduna As TCN Knocks Off All 33KV Lines by AmazingELixir: 7:42pm On May 16, 2021
undecided


You see why it is very pertinent to privatize these federal government establishment...how can a transmission company knock out a whole state in the name of a useless strike..

What fvckery is that....Anyways I trust Hell Rufai to ignore them, nobody should dictate to any state the labour force it can sustain.
Sports › Re: Amaju Pinnick's NYSC Throwback Photo by AmazingELixir: 2:58pm On May 16, 2021
lipsrsealed

He looks huge in that NYSC pix oo
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Relaxes Curfew In Parts Of Rivers State by AmazingELixir: 1:34pm On May 16, 2021
Markbrowny:
You are ignorant Stop spilling trash out of hate for our dear Governor Nyesom Wike.
grin grin

I like that part reminds me of Mannnabbqgrills and his darling Dady Buhari
Politics › Re: Governor Wike Relaxes Curfew In Parts Of Rivers State by AmazingELixir: 1:24pm On May 16, 2021
Akwamkpuruamu:
Instead of addressing the root causes of the attacks by UGM, they are chasing shadows
And what is/are the root causes of the UGM if not the fantasy the blasted Albino fugitive has sold to his brainwashed fake Nigerian Jews.
Crime › Re: Policeman Slaps Soldier In Aba, Soldier Brings His Colleagues To Beat Police by AmazingELixir: 10:40pm On May 15, 2021
Northernblood3:
Pigs.

When ending your miserable lives, make sure you don't drag the innocent along with u. Untrained fools

Keeping fools aside, I think Saboteurs has invaded ESN. Nnamdi Kanu must do a sweep on his troops fish out those giving nigerian government information, and Impale them alive.

No way could nigerian police know the way about of those being treated in PH without the help of an informant. no way.
Ipob terrorist....the DSS is coming for you.....its only a matter of time before you're paraded with AK 47 on your chest..
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: MC Macaroni Was Thoroughly Beaten But Uduak Was Well Treated by AmazingELixir: 8:02pm On May 15, 2021
[[s]quote author=illicit post=101722421]So huh

What even gives this one the right to criticize people


Is there any Nigerian politician that has sensehuh

U and the policemen, what's d difference?

U all oppress the masses, u stole money weyrey

If your govt had done well, will the girl want to work on a drug farmhuh[/quote][/s]

For folks like your kind....you make more sense when you say nothing or keep quiet.
Politics › Re: Lagos To Ban Okada Next Week, Police Seize 480 Guns From Okada Riders by AmazingELixir: 5:59pm On May 15, 2021
[[s]quote author=Samyj247 post=101713730]tell them o. When the fight will start, it will shock the west. Fulani terrorist have surrounded Lagos, they are just waiting for the whistle to be blown and the civil war killings will start. The west must as a matter of urgency, harm their young men, get good guns and be ready to protect their land. The easiest escape root is to support Yoruba nation secession. Imagine what 400 ak 47 can do to the dwellers in Lagos. They will finish everybody in less than 3 days...don't think that the police will come to save u...before it starts, de will move out all the police then send in Fulani terrorist recruited soldiers to the west....they are planning same thing in the east but the east is well prepared.[/quote][/s]


Ipob miscreant stop posting nonsense
Politics › Re: Yoruba Nation Rally: Sunday Igboho, Others Storm Osogbo, Defy Police Order by AmazingELixir: 3:26pm On May 15, 2021
grin grin grin



So Buhari and his Amanda cannot do to this juju wielding man what they did to the Albino fugitive.
Politics › Re: Man Who Supplies Guns To Bandits In The North Reveals How Much He Sells Them by AmazingELixir: 3:03pm On May 15, 2021
lipsrsealed

The secret police didn't see this one all this while...but they'll come readily available when it is to torture a harmless phone repairer because an entitled politician thinks he is a demigod

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