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RomanceRe: What Is Currently Your Number One Addiction? by AmazingELixir: 7:52am On Oct 20, 2020
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My 5 bedroom duplex I'm currently constructing
.. each time I look at the progress of work pictures...I feels like I'm in orgasm
CrimeRe: EndSARS: Man Wears DPO Uniform In Edo by AmazingELixir: 7:42am On Oct 20, 2020
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There's need for a clampdown in Edo state....these ain't what the protest was intended for...criminal gangs have hijacked the noble agitation.
RomanceRe: VIRAL! Your D*ck F*cks Better Than Ur Brothers Own! Lady Cries Amid Pleasure! by AmazingELixir: 11:50pm On Oct 19, 2020
Op yamad.
Tech JobsRe: Learn Programming And Work From Home by AmazingELixir: 7:29pm On Oct 19, 2020
FanOfMyself:
I will give you the videos and will be there to answer ANY questions you have. I will also be giving you assignments after you most have covered some stuffs
That sits well with me...so how do I kick start the process of acquiring the video and all?
Tech JobsRe: Learn Programming And Work From Home by AmazingELixir: 5:15pm On Oct 19, 2020
FanOfMyself:
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Price is 2k only, you provide me with your email address and I send as a zip file.
Don't worry if you don't know how to use the zip software on your computer, I was show you how to do that.
I will add a link to my personal website hosted on GitHub.
I'm putting up my pic with this post so that you know that I am not wasting time
Op I want to learn from you directly...how possible is it?
CelebritiesRe: Phyno: Our Lives Threatened By Enugu Government Over EndSARS Protest by AmazingELixir: 9:08am On Oct 18, 2020
LadySarah:
Only if these thugs understand that we are fighting for a better Nigeria for them and their generation or do they want to remain servants to their fellow man all their life?
What fight is better than the one with immediate benefits especially in a clime you can't guarantee what to eat the next minute ...they're just being loyal to their benefactors. That's how touts roll.
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed On EndSARS: We Have Met Demands, We Can't Go Beyond What We've Done by AmazingELixir: 8:26am On Oct 18, 2020
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Lai Mohammed nice to hear a lie again from the legend himself.
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Most Naija Ladies Don't Appreciate Their Boyfriends(Pics) by AmazingELixir: 7:51am On Oct 18, 2020
marvelck:
A lot of Naija ladies find it difficult 'remembering' and appreciating their boyfriends or any other man, despite all the wonderful things he might have done for her.

Cos anytime they quarrel, the first words that would come out from her mouth most times are "what has he done for me". Chisos! Despite all the goodies she's been collecting from him o. Some would still have the nerves to utter such words just cos of a small quarrel o. Mbanuu!

We need to stop having such mindset.. even if he hasn't really done much for you, still appreciate him. At least he is trying.

Learn to appreciate people, your boyfriend or husband, no matter what!
Op what have you done for your girlfriend lately..abi the kpekus she dey offer you no reach you ni..
CelebritiesRe: EndSARS: Omoni Oboli, Chioma Akpotha Share Food & Drinks To Protesters In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 6:59pm On Oct 17, 2020
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These pipu don't want this protest to end oo..


Meanwhile where is Tinubu that criminal running away from court service , won't he come and share some of the money he stole from Lagos state coffers.
RomanceRe: I might die before I clock 30 by AmazingELixir: 1:45pm On Oct 17, 2020
Pegi23:
He goat. You really are a child of doom. You know what to do na. Pls do the needful and stop bombing nairaland with your new nonsense.

Ewu kenya
Isn't this too harsh coming from a lady...one should have expected some measure of care and concern not this stone cold response...meanwhile I've been eying you since. grin
CrimeRe: Dead Bodies Dropped In Ezu River In Anambra By SARS (Graphic Throwback Photo) by AmazingELixir: 10:18am On Oct 17, 2020
omenka:
You see why this one wouldn't gain traction, because they realise it exposes their hypocrisy! Why didn't they protest then? What happened? Or didn't their lives matter when Jonathan and PDP were at the helm of affairs??

This whole thing smacks of politics and it is becoming clearer by the day, what the real intentions are.
Your problem is Jonathan even while he was replaced by your socalled change czar..how many years now 5 years plus you still have Jonathan on your lip.

Instead of speaking against the evil perpetrators you're masturbating on irrelevant issues.
PoliticsRe: Sandra Eze Sanzye: 'Bourdillon’ Ordered My Removal From TVC, Says Journalist by AmazingELixir: 10:02am On Oct 17, 2020
NGpatriot:
Typical ungrateful, disrespectful, disloyal, tribal and bigoted ipob rubbish.

Why are ibo people like this?

YVC hired gave you a job to do and opportunity to progress in life regardless of your tribe or ethnic affiliation, but you got sacked because of your unprofessional, immature and irresponsible behavior when you walk off the set and a nationally televised live show all because you couldn't suppress your bigoted and tribal sensitivity.

TVC that hired you in the first place did so regardless of your tribe is a serious and professional organization with image and reputation to protect, they don't need tribe and ethnic sensitive people tasnishing their reputation, walking off a nationally televised show and making them look like a kabukabu organization.

You can not do this on CNN, FOX news or any credible establishment and not get fired on the spot, your manager don't even have to talk to the director or your maked up Bourdillon before firing you instantly.


...but as usual with ibo people, Tinubu is always responsible for their misfortune and horrible personal decisions when in fact the same Bourdillon as you insolently stated gave you that job and opportunity in the first place.

You ungrateful and ethnic bigot, you don't deserve that job and I'm glad you got thrown out.

Good riddance.
You're irredeemable..if TVC is as professional as you claimed why will they prevent the presenters from reporting the topical issues on the dailies as it concern the incendiary utterances of the Oba against a whole tribe, doesn't that negate the principles of free and independent press...thesame useless TVC that aired that brown toothed drug baron and criminal ( your god) who went on air to condemn an aspirant and call himself a Democrat...what a joke.
PoliticsRe: Wike: SARS Operatives Made River State Ungovernable by AmazingELixir: 9:37am On Oct 17, 2020
NwokoloOwa:
Wike, a man that always plays to the gallery. It's on record that you have been using SARS against you perceived enemies in the state. Suddenly you want to switch. You think we are fools abi.

Go and sit down my friend!
List one such case
PoliticsRe: Wike: SARS Operatives Made River State Ungovernable by AmazingELixir: 9:36am On Oct 17, 2020
Miracle2020:
This fool is blaming SARS
You use them to stop the arrest of corrupt judges
_WIKE STOPPED THE ILLEGAL MIDNIGHT ARREST OF JUDGES BY PHYSICALLY STORMING THE SCENE WITH HIS SECURITY DETAILS NOT SARS.

You used them to arrest pilots
THE ARREST OF THE PILOTS WERE CARRIED OUT BY CONVENTIONAL POLICE FOR VIOLATING A PUBLICIZED STATE EXECUTIVE ORDER.


You used them to demolish a poor man hotel

A POOR MAN DOES NOT OWN A HOTEL AND THE DEMOLITION WAS IN TANDEM WITH PUNITIVE MEASURES AS CONTAINED IN THE STATE EXECUTION ORDER.

You used them to win election
THE GOOD PEOPLE OF RIVERS STATE MASSIVELY VOTED FOR WIKE BASED OF HIS PERFORMANCE, CONVERSELY THE PEOPLE'S WILL FOUGHT AGAINST AN OPPRESSIVE MILITARY ATTEMPT TO RIG THE ELECTION.

You used them to fight Amaechi, only fools will forget commissioner MBU.
WIKE WAS A JUNIOR MINISTER WHEN AMAECHI WAS GOVERNOR AND HAS NO CONTROL OF THE POLICE OR SARS, BESIDES JOSEPH MBU WAS THE POLICE CP IN RIVERS , AMAECHI' S ISSUE WAS WITH EX PRESIDENT JONATHAN AND THE WIFE.

Now you have started blaming them and some foolish youths will start singing praises for you the way they sing for Abaribe. NOT ONLY WIKE HAS EXPRESSED WORRIES ON THE CONDUCT OF SARS , THE OUTCRY IS NATION WIDE UNLESS OFCOURSE YOU ARE BLINDED ON BOTH EYES. SARS OPPRESSIVE TENDENCIES ACTUALLY STARTED FROM RIVERS STATE WIKE RAISED THE ISSUE BUT WAS IGNORED.

NB. Is it SARS that stop you from paying minimum wage?
RIVERS STATE WAS AMONG THE FIRST STATES THAT IMPLEMENTED THE NEW MINIMUM, IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE CRUX OF THE MATTER GO AND READ IT UP INSTEAD OF EXHIBITING YOUR CRASS IGNORANCE IN THE PUBLIC SPACE.

Is it SARS that make you to bribe judges with SUVs?
THE JUDICIAL ARM OF GOVERNMENT IS NO DIFFERENT FROM THE LEGISLATURE, THE GOVERNMENT ANNUALLY BUYS OPERATING VEHICLES FOR THE LEGISLATURE ASUCH THE JUDICIARY DESERVE SAME...WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS ALSO GOOD FOR THE GANDER.

Is it SARS that make you to bribe judges with houses while the number of unemployment is swelling in your state?
THE JUDICIAL ARM OF GOVERNMENT IS NO DIFFERENT FROM THE LEGISLATURE, THE LEGISLATURE HAS RESIDENTIAL QUARTERS BUILT FOR THEM ASUCH THE JUDICIARY DESERVE SAME...WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE ONCE MORE WILL WILL DO WELL FOR THE GANDER. INCASE YOU DON'T KNOW UNEMPLOYMENT STARTED SPIKING SINCE THIS FG GOVERNMENT CAME TO POWER AND THE EFFECT CUTS ACROSS THE FEDERATION

Wike can only fool ipobs.
IPOBS ARE MORE CEREBRAL AND FAR MORE ACCEPTABLE THAN ZOMBIES WHICH YOU CLEARLY ARE.

NOW YOU SEE HOW BEREFT OF INTELLECT YOUR POST IS JUSTIFYING THE ALREADY KNOW FACT THAT YOU ARE ZONED_B
PoliticsRe: Names Of National Population Commissioner-Nominees Confirmed by Senate by AmazingELixir:
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Come ooh...so ipobians are not part of this country or what why are they being left out of everything by this Fulani dominated government.

Even the south south people Buhari no reason their matter....the afonja people were given the crumbs leaving every other position to the hegemony.
EducationRe: Gov. Ugwuanyi Inaugurates Multiple School Projects by AmazingELixir: 9:15am On Oct 14, 2020
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Nigeria....so the environment as it is looks conducive, can't this woman governor tile or atleast landscape the environment..
PoliticsRe: Groom Joins #EndSARS Protest In Wedding Suit Shortly After Court Wedding (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 8:27am On Oct 14, 2020
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Hmm! It is like diswan new bride don dey bore the abobi already...shouldn't he be on his honey moon.
PoliticsRe: Presidential Panel On Police Reforms Swings Into Action, Okays 5-point Demand by AmazingELixir: 6:15pm On Oct 13, 2020
[[s]quote author=blinking001 post=94906992]President Buhari has over the years proven to be the peoples general. He has always had the interest of the common man at heart reason why he's the most powerful politician in today's Nigeria.
Very soon the whole country will appreciate him for all he has done for us. See how speedily policies are been made for the betterment of all. God bless you Daddy

God bless Nigeria.[/quote][/s]

Absolute Nonsense!!
PoliticsRe: Vandefan Tersugh: It Raises Suspicion For A 20 - 30 Year-Old To Have N7m Car by AmazingELixir: 7:06pm On Oct 12, 2020
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If an ex_sars chief can talk like this ..then little wonder why his boyz are marauding mad criminals

When has SARS turned Efcc....call them when robberies are going on you won't see them thieves.
CrimeRe: EndSARS: Owerri Youths Protests Against Police Brutality by AmazingELixir: 11:55am On Oct 12, 2020
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These gals will never learn...see her long hairstyle..if she knows what is good for her she should never attempt boarding a bike with those long things..

PoliticsRe: Five Political Parties File Petitions Seeking To Nullify Obaseki’s Victory by AmazingELixir: 11:45am On Oct 12, 2020
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These mushroom political parties are becoming too nauseating for my liking.

Parties that can't win upto 100 votes put together state_wide disturbing the peace of Edo people.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Assembly Reacts To Proscription Of F-SARS by AmazingELixir: 7:31am On Oct 12, 2020
Obasa the rogue
PropertiesRe: Building Collapses In Obalende, Lagos. 4 Dead by AmazingELixir: 7:14pm On Oct 11, 2020
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Old buildings...
PoliticsRe: IGP Adamu Announces Dissolution Of SARS by AmazingELixir: 2:09pm On Oct 11, 2020
Ok
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Joins EndSARS Protest by AmazingELixir: 8:15pm On Oct 10, 2020
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The only person I want to hear from right now is professor Akintola of MURIC....I need his opinion on why Buhari's daughter Zahra is not wearing hijab.
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Joins EndSARS Protest by AmazingELixir: 8:14pm On Oct 10, 2020
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The only person I want to hear from right now is professor Akintola of MURIC....I need his opinion on why Buhari's daughter is not wearing hijab.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks Eseme Eyiboh by AmazingELixir: 6:36pm On Oct 10, 2020
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What is stopping him from sacking SARS.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Governorship Election 2020: Results From Polling Units by AmazingELixir: 4:25pm On Oct 10, 2020
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PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Protesters Storm Abeokuta With Charms (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 2:03pm On Oct 10, 2020
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Whenever I see young guys with dreadlocks on Toyota muscle something readily comes to mind... lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

True_true dem dem have take over this agitation.
CelebritiesRe: Woli Arole Dressed Like A Mad Man, Walk On The Street Of Lagos by AmazingELixir: 1:42pm On Oct 10, 2020
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All I can say is let his wish come through
PoliticsRe: EndSARS Protest Gains Support In UK, US, South Africa, Canada by AmazingELixir: 9:24am On Oct 10, 2020
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What could be going through the mindset of the SARS operatives now...

I'm thinking "four whole days without work ...we are losing millions oo"

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