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There I was thinking you meant to say one year younger! Lol. My ex is three years younger...I'm female. No probs anywhere.

Lighten your heart, stop stressing, smile a lot, stop furrowing your brows, eat, love, drink water and embrace life. Age is really numerical

Oh my God! Mercy!!!

Awwww. Pls visit her. Love is so crazy.

As in wedding financiers? Ha, this is serious

cyborg123:
I'm fine. You?
Why did you give the OP F9 na?

I was actually very kind. For a guy in his early "thirty", he hasn't learnt to refer to himself with an uppercase " I" , even with all the sentence structural endurance there . Like that is not enough, he confessed to being presently married but want women in a perceived "easy" category to come be his target. You see now? In fact, I minus one from his score

cyborg123:
Where's your marking scheme?

LOL! Howdy?

OK, I just marked your script and you scored 3/10. Ball point! What can I say? May you find what you're looking for.

Hmmm....marriage has no known prescription. Rich or poor, success isn't guaranteed. I say, marry your friend.

Wow...she's got some hawt body.

So sorry to read this but your life has to go on. Scientists are working very hard to get a cure... Just add your prayers to their work. It is well.

Sex...hmmm. Those who have it with a single partner are still at risk(in case your partner isn't monogamous) let alone those with multiple partners. Sorry you had to learn the act of discipline the hard way. It is well.

Omg

Well, she no too lie o. I remember a former boss that complained that his pretty wife won't ever wear hot things in the house. He said she's got the hottest legs ever yet won't be caught dead in dresses or shorts that show the off. I was like...wtf? We sef wey used to play ball dey wear short wey go short pass shorts sef.

But it swings both ways, I kept seeing pot bellied men these days...wetin dey happen nau? What happens when he stops taking care of his body too?

Sweetheart, take it easy...try to find your inner peace. It will end well.

Why not?

Well, even though "Oga I'm preggers" is not a legitimate reason to get hitched these days, it could be a nudge in the right direction for your two. The next time you give him a bj, swallow everything

LOL!

It is called paternity fraud. Four months gone without knowing? This babe is a joker!

The only thing I could manage to borrow is usually a t-shirt. I'm usually too skinny to wear any guy's cloths well .

Na wa o. Brother in-law, mother in-law and aunty in-law , all in the same house! Your in-laws are so shameless. You have more than tried, call a meeting and bare your mind. I mean call them all in a meeting... you are the head of your home.

Hmmm, monkey dey do himself, he think say he dey do banana.

This reminds me of a friend's husband. Guy died in an accident but before then, he and his wife were separated. He did a lot of shady deals that always brought the Law to their doorstep. Eventually, she packed her bags and kids and left. Within a two months, he died.

To cut long story short, he was always coming around her buying stuffs for the kids, paying their tuition and generally being their daddy. I would cajoled her to go back home and sort the issue but she was hell bent on him sorting his issues first. One day, he was in an accident and died. Immediately, his friends took possession of his phones, went to raid their house and took possession of his death certificate. They did this in the guise of helping her sort issues. Remember, guy was shady and never opened with his wife. Even the house he was building in Ajah became history. She doesn't know where it is or where he kept the papers...his estate went into thin air. Her consolation was that he left her with her babies.

My advice, get a lawyer if you wanna be secretive.

In other words, you don't like sex. OK.

If you are absolutely sure this is what you want, then walk into a fertility hospital or motherless babies home and ask for directives. Whatever they give you will come with some counselling.

But no matter what, I can't fathom why you would want to give away your lil man/woman. The people I know that once made the mistake of getting preggers are presently enjoying life with their children. No matter what, he or she is a part of you.

See reverse psychology. I wasn't interested anyways. Go buy some shame.

And the focal point shall be albinism. Let's go there

Wow! So sorry to hear it. RIP to Nicky.

I think you should take stock of your environment, the other dogs they mix with and their food. It is crazy to have buried 3 dogs within the year alone. Or are they old? Also, you might just change your vet.

Groovy...lucky folks. I don't mind sliding into a potential's DM. No biggie

Ayo199:
d girl lacks sex education

Her dad was impersonating her. The guy was chatting with her dad all along.

He should be arrested!

Oh my! Which one of the two eventually got thrown to the ground and beaten up? I'm guessing the orobo did the lepa in. Silly girls. Pls finish your gist. LOL.

OMG! My heart is pounding! Wtf! Chai! Thank God you can fight, the story would have been different. Imagine a maid having the effrontery to rain curses and abuses on you in your house. Anyways, I don't play with fire. I wouldn't have agreed to keep her for the two to three days pleaded. No be me!

Dede Mabiaku would be so proud of Wizkid right now. Go Wizzy

D! God forbid bad thing