₦airaland Forum

ksstroud:
Don't mind her... Saying see creatures ain't mammals... Tell her whale and hippopotamus are mammals... And here we have giant creatures bigger than dinosaurs....

Hahahaha. Ksstroud leave me today on Earth and go back to Venus please! lol

What is my offence today? Suggesting a whale instead of a dinosaur abi?

O ya, come and collect dinosaur!

ProudOlodo:
Once is an error, twice is coincidence...I'll just wait for the third time

I'll look into it! I will give you a seat next to your e-crush *winks. I know her well... lol

Dahveydson:
Better, hopefully you'll stop asking about it. Amen, amen and amen.

Amicable why shall you shy? those questions you keep bottling, issorai. I'll hurry up and get that camera.

Of course I am, it's only the hunter who has caught an antelope that gives up hunting for the day *in Pete edochie's voice*

Hahahaha. Dave me shy? Mbanu! lol.
I'm waiting for your questions, ready to answer them as long as they are from you.

Antelope is the sure deal o *winks

Dahveydson:
Great. The spirit is all over the place then.


Lol, you just couldn't resist right? anyway, there's no closing or opening time. I simply do the job of sharing the content for the day among other things and it's not consistent.

Lol. Ok, I get it now. You need a new catch Dave! Let February produce it for US.

Uhm... will you... lol. No more questions! But Dave, hope you still send out your CV sha? Don't stop o

Dahveydson:
Amicable cannot be questionless and we both know that

My day is going well, productivity and motivation levels are high, guess it has to do with the 1st day of the month. How's yours?

Oh! Lovely, I must say. I love the spirit! From me here it is moving really fast, the day is almost gone with the wind. Good thing is, it was well spent!

What time do you close from your daily parole aka job? lol

Dahveydson:
Loool.

I am planning on initiating legal proceedings against you for this question you always ask.

Hahahaha. It moved from work to job na? Lol. You want to render me questionless? I need to have a question to ask you at least.

Ok. How is your day going?

Dahveydson:
Happy New Month amicable09 and TollyB, May February bring good tidings with it.

Amen! My 1924 love.

How is your job? lol

Abimbex007:

Lol. My daughter, you are now a woman! In this month of February, you will be 24... you know our in laws have really waited patiently till this month, so please, begin now to put finishing touches on every every... lol. Engr Karl and his people will be visiting anytime soon!

Kelechi2020:
Good day my people.....top of the month to you all.....happy new month on top.......

amicable09 happy new month, thank you for your help...

thank you dahveydson ,proudolodo(you get brains joor change this name) for the review....

still waiting to hear from you xfire , therealadeonye , ksstroud. your response will make it sound......

make i go chop,i dey come...

You are welcome. I am amicable09, please modify your post to reflect my true NL identity. Thanks.

Welcome to February.

ProudOlodo:
There's something about Kss and Abimbs Amicable09, I think it's worth looking into

Trust me, I'm on it! Two Abimbs, one Kss!

ProudOlodo:
Happy New Month to you too and everyone in the beautiful Jobland community.
To Lanretoye, you're welcome to the house. #ManagesToTurnBackAndOffersHandshake Amicable09 won't just fix me a good seat

Lol. You always loved your seat na, what is it with the position today?

ksstroud:
Who says whale is the biggest... Here in our territory, some mammals are bigger than whales....

He said cast his net... so I assumed it would be for a sea creature, not a mammal on land.

Lanretoye:
Did u say booze?...I'm a vegetarian,lol*
I'm out of job, casting my net tho,hope to catch a big one soon.
For the cooking enh,if I don't do it no body will do it for me and I don't eat meals out.

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Lol. It's alright, soon you will catch Whale! Lol, the biggest!

Lanretoye:
My pleasure maam,but you forgot to mention coke and gala. Abi una no dey give new comers for here?
Anyway,thanks for the brief induction.

Hahahaha. You go wait behind after service na, the ushers will attend to you and give you the booze ... lol

Lol @induction! Ok na. *smiles.
Are you job hunting? Or you've caught a prey already? lol

Lanretoye:
Okay,*clears throat*
Name: Lanre
Location: Lagos
Education: Graduate (Economics)
Marital status: Single.
Hobbies: web surfing,pool,cooking
Active in(on NL): Politics,jobs/vacancies

I'm glad to be here.

Lanre, male, enjoys cooking!? Now that is the part I fell for! *smiles. Invite me when next you plan on placing a pot on fire... lol, I won't hesitate to honor the invitation.

You are welcome once again. Feel free to chat up anyone, tease, flatter, mingle and e-marry whoever you crush on... lol. We have a lot of beautiful ladies in the house but I must warn you, our ancestors are still with us therefore be courteous! You never may know...

Take your seat next to ksstroud, behind ProudOlodo, before Dahveydson, in the middle of busybeei5 and Geexclusive. Engr Karleone, please sing us the welcome song, thank you. Lero15 - my mingled boo, will give us the welcome address. Thank you for joining us!

ksstroud:
Mama mia...
Wetin.... Don't cause confusion Ooooooooo...
Remember she's the baby of the house... And she needs to be pampered....
That's all

Hahahaha. Sweet talker! I believe you, pamper my baby for me and Karl. Have a good morning! *smiles.

Lanretoye:
Joining chat room...
Helloooo!

Welcome to the chatroom Lanre! A quick intro will us good, so we can know our new friend better.


Don't live out your marital status *winks, very important!

karleone:
Thought I was the only one who saw it..
Kss, you're sighted


Février heureux JobLanders!!!!

Morning Engr Karl, happy new month to you too! You should check your email *smiles.

ksstroud:

Oh beautiful peeps
Personal person....
Happy NEW MONTH...
at last the so long January accepted the full stop..
I wish you all a Fabulous February...
Abimbex007 Dearie
Abimbawealth Dear
Amicable09 mama
Proudolodo
Mcshegs
Tolusan
Adeaks Baba
Lero15 BLO
Therealadonye Boss himself
Mtor
Tolutweety
Karleone
Jazimynne
Oga Davide470...
.
.
Et al

ksstroud!!!! From Dearie to Dear! I saw the order of arrangement *winks. I smell rat! Lol

Happy new month to you my very own associate in night crawling, I'm wishing you the best of February. February 14 loading.... Controversy brewing!

abimbawealth:
Same to you dear...Naso, how you?

I'm good dearie. Happy new week!

abimbawealth:

Happy Sunday love! How are you enjoying? *****by the response I shall know if the transformation is permanent***** lol

walexzandra02:
Please I need your help and is urgent I was call for an aptitude test at Nestlé company does anyone know d nature of their questions becos the day I will be having the test is fast approaching your help will be really appreciated by me

Hi wale, I'm guessing your phone is like mine, going ahead of the owner to input whatever it feels like thus messing up with the intended message. If so, sorry about it. Edit your post so we will understand you and search for Nestle thread on NL, there should be something on it.

Congrats in advance, success wishes!

Lero15:

Old man?

Lol. You heard something in your sleep? Who woke you up my mingle boo? You cannot be the old man at all! You still have hairs on your head... lol.

Abimbex007:
Okk mum
ProudOlodo,,Gerrarahere wif ur calabar coconut

Lol. Babe, I've got to take this call. The caller has sth important to say. Sleep well Bae.

Good night Tolu(SAN) and Calabar ProudPeacock'. Lol

Good night joblanders!

ProudOlodo:
I'm from a lot of places and Calabar is one of them. But I don't have Calabar coconut


Ehen tractors....two things are involved
..do you want Earth tractors or Alien tractors?

Tell ksstroud to bring us the Alien tractors, they should be faster.

A lot of places, huh? Including, smooth Jazz' place. *winks.

Abimbex007:
Hahahaha,, diz Mama ehnn,,, I luv u still

Hahahaha. I love you more dearie. Who's keeping you awake? Engr Karl isn't here tonight *winks. Tell ProudOlodo to find his way o, we don't need Calabar coconut. We can manage Ghanaian own for tomorrow sha... lol.

tolusan:
I always say that, sentiments have no place in law. Lawyers and judges deal with proven facts not wild allegations and propaganda unsubstantiated by proof. 
Personally, I didn't want Wike to be Governor (This APC. Government bought Wike my sentiment along the line) and still I don't want Ikpeazu to be Governor but I'm not in control of that. You must prove it! The petition by Dakuku is a whopping 390+ pages of 846 paragraphs. I read thru the entirety of it! If you put the evidence side by side with all the allegations he made, you wouldn't even be able to nullify 10 local governments in Rivers talk more of the entire Rivers state. 

When I start getting my own cases. I intend to always keep my eyes keenly on establishing my client's case as solidly as possible not bringing irrelevant witnesses or media trial

Mmmmh, You are a lawyer indeed! See how you have made me understand the law... lol. I feel like walking into a courtroom now to defend someone. Anyone! Lol.

When you start getting your own cases, I'll follow you to Supreme Court to watch the proceedings.

tolusan:
There's no way the Supreme Court can return Otti as Governor. That would mean standing the law on its head

Lol. Exactly what I told my daughter, all you lawyers know how to scatter my head! How will the law stand on its head now in this case? What happened to that woman whose eyes are covered, standing tall on her feet with correct judgement in her hand?

ProudOlodo:
You can give me afer you've tilled and cultivated it

Lol. Send me the tractor please. Ehen! Proudolodo, you are from Calabar right? That's why you grabbed the message real fast. Do you have any Calabar coconut in your house?

tolusan:
Unfortunately, Ikpeazu is our client. Otti ordinarily has a good case but his legal team messed his case up and the Court of Appeal compounded his sorry case. Between me and you, the Court of Appeal practically killed his case, you notice he filed a cross-appeal even when he was declared Governor. It's almost never happened before.

So what does this mean for us? *sad*