₦airaland Forum

Moyarh:
Lol. You can withhold shaaa, no wonder the NL Police/FBI/CIA love your case. Hehe
Political science. You?

Hahahaha. You studied the same course with my 1924 love *smiles. I love political science.

Moyarh:
Oya no vex. Lol
What social science course did you study?

Hahahaha. What makes you think I will tell you? lol. It's my personal course... lol.

Tell me yours. What did you study?

Moyarh:
Lol. Thank you Aunty Amic!
You too you know how to use your words well around any situation/conversation, and interviewers are looking for that too oo. I'm sure u already know that...

Lol. Why did you call me Aunty? That's how you cast the marketing spell on me and I unconsciously started acting it out! Choose the best words to boost my career on me biko... lol.

Moyarh:
That's great :-)
No, but I'm gainfully engaged in something, working towards the gainful employment :-)

Proph Moyarh, you know how to answer prophetically o. Wow! see the kind of response interviewers are looking for...

Moyarh:
I'm alright. Hope your day turned out well?

It did. More than expected!
You are gainfully employed right?

LastMumu:
Yours is even better, I found my dad found an unbelievable mistake on my CV after he asked me to give me some copies, so he can share with some of his big clients. Instead of typing "i have much profound love for marketing" in the hobby section of my CV, I somehow managed to type " i have much profound love for masturbating".... ... .and the thing don dey my CV since for over 2 years now no job.

My dad just looked at me and landed me a hot slap.

Hahahaha. Rofl! I swear lastmumu, you must be friedplantain! Lol.

Dahveydson:
'work' was slow.... the way I get asked of this work, i'll start thinking i'm employed fulltime.

Anyway, hope your day went well...

Hahahaha. I will start calling it job and not work *winks. My day went well, thanks.

Dahveydson:
I just tire.
Been all over it like CIA.

*smiles* I can imagine.
How was work today?

Moyarh:
Lol. How are you?

Very good dear. You?

Moyarh:
Lol. In that case I get you, you and Lero15 would have more stories/experiences to share with your kids when they come :-)

Good evening Oga Lero

Lol. Yes, we will. Our baby Abimbex is already hearing some stories as we share them with her every night.

Moyarh:
Lol. Be careful wat you wish for o, before mud teaches you to appreciate mouka more. Hehe

Lol. I don't want it forever o, maybe for a night or a weekend. I just want to know what it feels like to lie on a mat on top of a raised mud bed *smiles.

Dahveydson:
Today I made an amazing discovery in my CV. My village people removed the second zero in my contact number and I have been sending the cv out like that.

Instead of 08057*****1, what's been there is 0857******1.

Guys do cross check your cv for any silly mistake.

Hahahaha. Dave, this kind of discovery ... lol. Please check for other errors of omission and commission o

faith2ogesco:
I ll kip DAT update to myself. as for my L.G.A, its one of dose dat the doors to d houses in d villa are a max of 5ft 9inches.lol. when I go home I always hit my head on d doorpost daily.lol

Hahahaha. I think we have such houses in all the villages at home. I like mud houses more though they are almost nonexisting these days. I sometimes wish development (if it means pulling down local structures and creating tarred roads along the path that leads to the streams) should remain pending. I still want to drink water from a calabash in the village instead of the fridge. When we live urban centers to our villages, I still want that 'rural' feeling *smiles.

I just love my village but unfortunately, I don't visit often. I still look forward to sleeping on those beds made with mud... lol. Tired of mouka foams.

Lero15:
Yes. I was thinking... We could go visit them. They are love experts

Hahahaha. *singing* He's a bit of a fixer upper!
But we need no love doctor na, our love is healthy and happy *smiles.
How are you today? Work calls right? See you at break time.

Lero15:
You mean the love experts they sang really well

Lol. Very well, those short trolls *smiles.

ProudOlodo:
Hahahahahaha. Undisclosed side? Maybe your ATM pin

Hahahaha. That and some others.

Dahveydson:
Yes I was. Any goodies for lagos born?

Come and collect the bag *smiles.

ProudOlodo:
You're practically on the Detectives' surgical table as they dissect your identity Your anonym days are over
#StillAwaitingThatPressConference

Hahahaha. The Press conference will be tight! I hope you will prepare me for that day sha, I must have a little undisclosed side left.

xfire:
Lol..thanks....I try to help as much as I can, but of course I have my limitations. Only God has the capacity to help everybody.
Believe me, I am so young, much younger than most people here think I am. I also want to grow up and be like others too.

You are right and I believe you are young. But younger than me? Unbelievable! *smiles... So, I'll be watching and learning by your example.

xfire:
Hi
Lol @ in-house expert.
To be sincere, I haven't reviewed any CV for months now. Not because I don't get requests, but because of a number of other issues. The best I have done over the past few months is to help people submit CVs. I really hope my CV reviewing skills are not a little rusty.
I have 2 CVs I plan to have a look at later in the evening tomorrow. If you forward yours to me on xfire2014@gmail.com, I will add it to the list. In the mail, kindly state the job roles and the type of firm to which you plan to forward the CV , so that it can be tailored towards that.

Cheers.....

I love your readiness to help xfire. I want to be like you when I grow up sir, thanks on behalf of Kel. This is the Nigerian spirit which I admire. I am inspired *smiles.

ksstroud:
Ask abimbawealth

Where's my love ooo! Abimba sweety, how are you? It's been weeks since I last heard from you.
Abimbawealth! Come and answer me my love *smiles.

Dahveydson:
Lol. Nice..

My day went well dear, yours?

Very well too, thanks. Were you born in Lag Dave?

ksstroud:


You just want to bring me down to earth again... But ain't coming

Hahahaha. You know I'll do anything to bring you back, even if it means cooking your favorite 'earth' dish... lol.

What's your favorite meal, kss?

Kelechi2020:
I can't laugh enough...thanks though..

You are welcome. Send him the pm, he's waiting. *smiles.

TheRealAdonye welcome back from work. How did it go today? Can you please help kel review his CV also? Please grant him the permission to send it across to you biko. You are our boss here *smiles.

Thanks a lot! For accepting.

ksstroud:


Send it...

I trust your curious passion @Siggy. Well done!

Dahveydson:
Kelechi2020, guess you've gotten help by now. I cannot help with a professional review as I am not a professional myself. But if you insist, send me a pm.

amicable09, I saw what you did there.

Lol. I had to when I noticed the missing letters *winks.

How was your day Dave?

Lero15:
Lol. I knew it!
I love the movie.. Especially Olaf

I love Olaf too *smiles. with his carrot nose! And Sven and those matchmakers... lol.

Kelechi2020:
Amy i know you don't talk much but when given a pen or a keypad you become " onu ugba"..

Na joke ohhhhhh

Via the CV: Am sorry it came urgently but i will be in dire need of it before monday...use your influence arrange review for me anyhow...me go appreciate am wella..

cc
ksstroud
proudolodo

Hahahaha. Me!? Onu ugba kwa! Lol. Well, only with the mouth of my pen and keypads.

The CV, send it to my mingled boo, tell him it's from me. We will look at it together maybe tonight or tomorrow and you will get it before Monday. I hope that helps a bit.

cc Lero15