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ProudOlodo:
Speaking of measures...consult those people that run all those joints on how to make peppersoup out of catfish...especially these illegal types. It should work

Hahahaha. Trying to advise me on measures!? Hold on! Are you male or female?

abimbawealth:
Don't mind her jor, earth where a moniker with f turns out be m in reality...
Aliens keep it real...


Amicable, you see f or m for ksstroud moniker?

Hahahaha, you haf finish me Abimba! Has that soap finished? Please, you need that washing again. Lol.

You and your kss, kontinu...

karleone:
I'm caught! I'm caught!!

Amicable, what did you say happened to you? A He-male in She-male's clothing I laugh in ibibio

As for the twitter ish, you don't have to blame anybody. She's a Celebrity does not require her following every Tom, Dick n Harry. They follow because they feel it's necessary and fruitful to them; she follows because she found her following worthy of follow.
Whatever you do, do for your inner peace.

As for me, team relevant following...
BTW, what's dat you twitter handle? E be lyk to follow you go make sense o.

Ksstroud
Lero15
Abimbola 1
Abimbola 2
Smooth Jaz (Jazmiynne)
TollyB
Proudolodo
Et al.

How una day waka?

Hahahaha. You are right Karl, but then ... well, her decision. Twitter is a different world on its own. My handle? *winks.

Catfishing me on your mind? Lol #in favolly's voice#

Favolly:
Yo amicable09 !

There ain't nothing like being NLnapped

You were CATFISHED, plain and simple

I'm sure by now this should go without saying, but you must be careful on these streets

Catfished!? Mehn, that must be something. Oh yea, about the streets, I'm putting measures in place to be extra careful.

ksstroud:
As long as relativity law still holds, tis true we have different perspectives ...but I believe the world should be viewed under a singular periscope....
That's earth for you anyways...
Here in the Jupiter, we share common life...

Return to earth na, please. You have stayed too long in Jupiter! Even ProudOlodo is back to Earth, you should too.

We are waiting... Abimba and I

Abimbex007:
Mon mere, it's indeed the shocker of the year I still can't help laughing

Hahahaha. Bae, I still laugh till this moment! Shocker of the millennium, it should be! I mean I was fooled... lol. I really need to be assessing pictures first before I refer to someone as he or she

Dahveydson:
I can't even imagine your shock and disappointment when the she turned out to be He. Hilarious something.

Lool. I am Hemale it's you who was feeling good about a certain 'she' that I should be asking.

You're late. Mr Tolu is my attorney. Better get yourself another attorney. We must get our justice.

I'll be chilling for you on twitter.

Hahahaha. Dave you have killed me with laughter! You needed to have seen me when I found out, I felt the earth should just open up so I can hide... Lol.

You, a hemale!? Pishures or addonbelivit!
Mr Tolu can't represent you! He's my attorney for NL life. This is a battle I must win!

Crawling to Twitter... Lol

abimbawealth:
Amicable09 sorry ehn...i'm sure you don't known read your diary about the followership on twitter, bae it can be annoying, but for some of us, its nothing (I no dey beg for follow back)...and as per d he, she, choi...pele

Abimbs you don laugh me tire ba!? Lol. I never knew you walk to diaryland too, hope you read many other interesting diaries there too? But that twitter thing annoys jare.

Thanks for sympathizing with me. Lol

ksstroud:
Amicable09,
Sequel to your diary post... I wasn't taken aback such things happened. Tis just to still let you be well grounded on the niche called nairaland.
"by their fruits, ye shall know them"...goes with by their posts you shall know them.
I remembered when "nobody" gave you cramps before you got it... You are becoming granny in home of JV too.... Gradually....
What's my point, aside the way we play in JV chatroom, by the utterances of some monikers, you should quickly review their personalities.
I won't say you should be careful but explore your psychology strength...
BTW, I detest the "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" ...my view though...
Aside jokes, dual personality ain't good...
.
.
Your penning gift though, pukka. I respect that.

Lol. Thanks Ksstroud, I am truly becoming a granny...lol. I should say today was my induction ceremony proper! I never would have thought such things happen anywhere, let alone on NL.

But then, if I'm unable to drop Vegas lifestyle in Vegas and take it with me to some place else, there will be personality clash. I just don't want to be stalked outside here, that's all.

mtor:
Ms Amicable09 first let me have a good laugh.....
Hihihihihi.

Okay unto serious issues you didn't know
Well sorry for the experience things happen as usual. About your pm ban someone might need your assistances at some point never can tell so reconsider.

Lol. mtor I honestly didn't! I mean 'f' stands for female and 'm' for male na! So this moniker has the 'f' meanwhile, she is a he! Lol

Ok. About the ban, uhm... there may be some exceptions to the rule though but for now, let me recover from this *smiles.

Dahveydson:
Amicable09, I couldn't help but laugh at your post today.

First, Twitter is fun, of course not everybody will follow you back but you also won't follow everybody back. Hope you change your mind in future. If you eventually do, follow yours truly and i'll consider following back.

Secondly, your stance is unfair to the genuine users of NL and you don't have to change because of one experience (that's if you haven't had others).

Anyway, we the genuine users of NL will be taking you to court to force you to change your stance. See you in court!!

Hahahaha... Dave seriously I'm still under siege here! lol. I can't believe it! How could this happen to amicable? I had been feeling good about this 'she' who as it turned out is a 'he'! Can you believe this?

How sure am I the males here aren't females? Lol. Dave, now tell me, are you male or female?

My lawyer Mr Tolu will be waiting for you in court!
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modified: I'm coming for you on twitter, Dave! Lol.

jinwas:
Awwww! Okay send a direct mail to okseen@gmail.com

Will modify it off soon as you reply me back on here.

Alright

jinwas:
Lool.

Patiently waiting.

I'm really sorry Jinwas, I've tried repeatedly to reply your mail but Nairaland has refused to let me .
Uhm... however, like I expected I know what you want to ask me and when I read your mail I smiled and frowned... lol. How do I send you my contact information now? *thinking*

Suggest what you think we should do. I kinda changed my email address on NL few days ago and since then I've been having some technical issues with sending out mails and replying same.

jinwas:
amicable09 Hello stranger

Sent you a PM ma.

Could you possibly reply back ASAP?

Hahahaha. I have stopped replying PMs from unfamiliar monikers *winks, but your case is different. Will reply in about 30 minutes time, I'm in the middle of sth now. Bear with me.

GEExclusive:
Amicable, what's the fastest way of collecting your whatsapp contact

Fastest way will be by replying your mail *winks.

Mekyno:
Nooo, he made it look lame n simple.
He should hv given more details nt d coy name.
Let him tell us d kind of skills he has dat is/waz helpful. Helpful test/interview tip frm NL dat helped him. Some other effort or smart moves dat aided d success, ok.
Is either God at work or godfatherism.
In all, op, congrats and we tnk God.

Ok, I understand what you are looking for now, but during testimony in church people don't go into these details na. I expect him though to come back and reply those doubting his claim.

Some peeps have already analyzed his profile and concluded he's scam... lol, I don't know which to follow. OP, over to you, come and give further details as to which industry and what role you are employed to work in.

emeka51:
Pls can I buy Gmat textbook in bookshop?

Yes, you can.

Philadelphia:
Ok, my mistake. I didn't mean "you shouldn't have gotten the job". What I was implying is that you should have given us details in order to help answer your question. I'm sorry I spoke harshly. I didn't mean any harm please. But if you can give further details eg company, their profile or your role. We may be able to help you with some info.
I AM SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

You are a sane graduate! I love the fact that you apologized with ease when you saw OP was offended. Nice one dear.

But, he can't tell us the company name, it's not advisable. I'll suggest he goes back to the H/0 in Lag where he was recruited from and ask them all these questions bothering him.

GEExclusive:
Hello dear. I'm fine o. It really been a while and I really missed you

Ahn ahn! where went thou? Once in a while, please drop by *on bended knee*

mrking3:
I noticed Job Testimonies makes Front Page with ease! I don't get how some folks will come here and drop imaginary Testimony without droping Job details. Young man, what's the Nature of your Job? Which industry? if you aint ready to tell us the coy you work with! Abeg, make una no dey intimidate other Job seekers lol! That's how you'll see someone rush in here to ask Nairalanders to advise them on which offer to go for between Customs and FIRS? I'm not hating bro! I have a Job.

Hahahaha. You are already hating bro, that's why you added "I'm not hating". You don't need the coy's name for anything. You either choose to celebrate with him or refuse to out of unbelief.

What will it profit OP to come here and lie, then turn around to sip garri at home this morning? No job seeker should feel intimidated by another's testimony in my opinion, it is giving hope to those losing it. So Thomas, OP got a great job, say congratulations! It won't make you lose your job. *smiles.

OP, congratulations from my end!

E383:
Lol. It will be over by the time his number is not going through by 7am Feb 14.

Lol. Guys looking for the easy way out since 1900

I Love these "ifs" OP, quite inspiring.

If wishes came true... then it would be a dream come true.

Hilarious indeed! Who's going to break up with me? Come do it now because by 13th it will be too late.

It's OVER will not work at all!

ProudOlodo:

This face again!? Kippirup!

I'm sure the face is for smooth Jazz my Bae to look at... lol, because me, I no dey look Uche face o *in 2face Idibia's voice* Lol

ProudOlodo:
You want the latest abi. Come and collect it

Hahahaha. I am coming!

Geexclusive!!!! Please wherever you are, if you can see this message know that I love you so much and I've missed you big time. Can you please reply to say you are fine?

Thanks. I know you are sha *smiles. You are an engine babe after all, strong lady! Just reassure me.

ProudOlodo:
Wareva! Let the prophetess start here first

And who might that be? *confuse*

ProudOlodo:
Wareva! Let the prophetess start here first

And who might that be? *confuse*

Jazmiynne:
Lol owk I would take your word for it...
The problem now is.... I don't do birthdays, so why not you guys invite me for another occasion? Probably the engagement ceremony of your daughter

Lol. They are almost the same thing na, both are parties. Why do you prefer one over the other?

ProudOlodo:
As of now, that information is classified

Lol. P.A to Barr. Tolu(SAN), can we please hear from him now?