₦airaland Forum

Lero15:
Lol. Ok.
My sweetheart... Thank you o. We will never be separated.
Capisce?

Lol... Is this a love message? *winks.

TheSlyone:
Alot calculations plus trouble. You can't be gentle and finish with Engineering degree. Even the Bible says the kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violent take it by force.

You are right. I'm yet to see a gentle Engine guy. Very difficult to find one.

Lero15:
Figurative expression.

A fellow just like my own heart - means your sweetheart simply put.

O see ooo means "Thank you ooo"

Ara o ni yara-body no go separate means they will never be separated

Why am I more confused now than I was before?
In one sentence Lero, interpret in English ejo.

How was work today?

TheSlyone:
Hehe ain't gonna go down without a fight... Engine boy lawa.

Oya make una make line in the following order

Amicable09.
TollyB.
And our new Comer.
I'm so ready for some Nairaland snack down. Someone has to be taught a lesson.

Ehen! All those who refused to agree with me when I said engine dudes can fight, should come now and see things for themselves!

Theslyone is gonna draw a line now from point A to point D on a straight line. Then he will plot a graph showing our heights after which an arch will be made!

Lord! What do you guys do in engineering for 5 years?

ksstroud:
Filled

Hahahaha... Pastor T! This brother needs to start foundation bible class!

ksstroud:
Yah same course... For UNN Abi

Lol... For your school! kss.

TheSlyone:
No no no no.
Ain't gonna happen. Inasmuch as I would want to obey your order, I can't harbour Oluko ede Ibile in my seat. That contravene section 5 subsection 36A of Engineering decree.


I'm so sorry ma'am

Lol... Engine dude! You must shift for him o! What do you mean? This isn't a Lab! You can go for your technical drawings now sef! ....

TheSlyone:
See them for front roll

Nairaland is their second home. Oga you are welcome jor. Amicable09, isn't here to show you your seat.

theslyone - the back bencher! Take our new friend to your seat until the MOD comes. I think he will want him to seat with ksstroud (they studied the same course) *winks

ksstroud:
A Casanova... Tell me another thing...

That was in the past! Old things are passed away, all things are...

ksstroud:
WE DO

In red!?

ksstroud:
I guess that's a wish...

Not a wish! He's a family man... lol

Redomi:
Hello here, I wish to join this lovely family

Lol. Don't wish! Just join *smiles

abimbawealth:
Don't worry...you're safe












For now

lol. for now?

ksstroud:

Remember we know many things...

Lol. YOU do!

ksstroud:
He's busy...

Lol. In 2 hours time, he will be home.

ksstroud:
Eni bi okan mi.... O se ooooo
Ara o ni yara ooooo...
.
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Now amicable09 will be like whaya sayin

Lero15, when you see this, please endeavor to give me my lesson for today. Thanks.

abimbawealth:
Lero will interprete for her

You know he will!
Lero15, please tell me the amount those guys are planning on selling me

abimbawealth:
I get it, you don't kiss and tell

Hahahaha... Abimbawealth, you ehn!
You know some things

abimbawealth:
I know you went home na...d question is where is 'home'?

tollyB:
Lol stop whining me....

Whine? no na, I'm only twisting... no, telling the truth!

emeka51:
Pls guys I received a call from fidelity bank branch manager where I dropped my CV. He asked me of my date of birth nd I told him I was born on 13th/nov/1989 dat is I'm 26yrs old. But my question is should I have given him a wrong data of birth??

WHY!!!?
Has he complained about this one you gave him? Stay still guy, your age is still within the employment bracket!

abimbawealth:
We all departed to various places na, who knows where you went? My dear, I dey where I dey chop the life of my head, abi wetin man go do?

Lol. Abimba what is the life of your head biko? Me!!!? I went straight home *winks. You may need me to operationalize home sha ...lol

cc150615:
Lols...I dey believe u, I later got the email tho nobody to use it

Lol... Too late cc! I already improvised!


Modified... dedicate the new page to me

ksstroud:
Correct... The gig is yours...

Thanks.

ksstroud:
Your lips that I saw wasn't well sealed...
Let Lero help you then

Lol... That you saw!

TheRealAdonye:
See what Proactive people did o..

Wow! I was the one!!!
So he clapped for me? I'm humble.

ksstroud:
Lemme help you to do the sealing... I sell Super glue here...

Hahahahaha... Go joor!
It is well sealed as it is already.

ksstroud:
Smiles... Whatever she says is the final.. M

OP soon those of us living outside Lagos will open a thread to say we are discriminated against based on location. . There isn't any such thing.
Just relax, there is no discrimination taking place in Nigeria, if you see real discrimination you won't just put that screen grabbed stuff, you will wail!

Until you wail, let's not weep

Jazmiynne:
Lol

Smooth Jazz, how are you doing?

ksstroud:
I'm not guilty of this...

She said you are!