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mtor:
It really isn't about that. You ask a lot of questions and I am sure you know more about others than they do about you.

*smiles.
mtor, you've been around for too long and I expect you to at least know me more than this. Yes, I ask alot of questions, it's natural, I don't force answers. I asked a friend here what she does for a living the other day, I saw the way she responded and knew instantly that I was touching a sensitive spot so I withdrew that question and asked for her location instead.

I have a diary here, I believe anyone who dots my 'I's and crosses my 't's will definitely know all there is to know about me. What I studied is right there.

I honestly feel uncomfortable when people try to force a particular answer from me, that's just it. It's no big deal saying I studied so and so. Just bear with my shortcomings please.

themall:
You no amiable at all oo

Lol.
I am dear, don't get it twisted... that young man and I roll since way back so I was just kidding.

tunbebes:
Okay...I will add you as soon as I get your pin. Thanks.

You are welcome.

Dahveydson:
You're welcome

Yea. Back and preparing to go again

Oh Oh! It's alright, it is just for this stage. Soon you will be HOD! Going late... lol

ksstroud:
. . . . The space is my unending abode. Backing is not in my to-do. Good morning.

Mmmh... We'll continue to miss you. Good morning.

ProudOlodo:
Lol. So you're a fan of that advert..."B without BB is like a train without an engine...No B without BB!"
Alrice...butter you get

Lol!
You remember that advert? Lol
How old were you when it rocked the airwaves?
5 or 6? Lol

I don't want BB sha, give me an iPhone *winks.

LastMumu:
.. .... Just when I was thinking you are a true Christian. Didn't the Bible say "thou shall not repay evil with evil"

Lol. Sleep calls... When the cock crows I'll come back for you. Till then, goodnight.

tunbebes:
Okay sis. Thanks..its private.

Alright then. I'll send you my pin now since you are online.

LastMumu:
What the hell does 'itiboribo' mean?

Remember the one you wrote to me in the chatroom? Tell me the meaning and I'll tell you what this means.

mtor:
*coughs* are you sure? Am still waiting for your course of study since last year

Lol. So that is what this is about? It's alright. I'll tell you.

Ajusshi:
Please punctuate this sentence,

"No job is better than a blovv job"

So you gave this to applicants to punctuate for you because you are looking for a secretary?

*sigh*

Of course "no" job is better than your blovv job!
I pity the people trying to fool themselves here forming punctuation masters... mtshew. Keep looking for comma, full stops and colons to add.

You graduated from uni to display your itiboribo!

LastMumu:
Ok, keep waiting, wa pe n be.

Speak English joor!

Udochee:
why not if not.atimes i use it to tease.my instinct basically played a great role as always.

Mmmh... OK.

LastMumu:
Last I checked, you were the one finding it difficult to reply pms not me.

Well, true but send yours in first. Then I'll mail you directly from here.

Jazmiynne:
Lolz hahahahahaa keep waiting for the change

Lol. Patiently waiting.

LastMumu:
which kind olodo this one be, I resemble mod to you? Ofcourse I'm not antispambot!


I have his number though, send me a pm and I can set up a deal between you two.

See this ojuju ooo... lol
You want me to PM you? Lie lie! PM me first! swallow your pride. Lol

LastMumu:
If you like upload your entire album including your best throwback pictures, you are still too old to even be considered as a miss nairaland applicant let alone getting a contestant status.



You and I know you ain't uploading _shit. After Seun himself, you are probably the most elusive nairalander I have ever known.

Lol.
Me!? Sweet 16! Forever 21!
I cannor be too old joor!
In fact, I should make my intention known to all.

I'M CONTESTING!
Enough is enough. Let me go there now...

Udochee:
amyg**g** always cheerful (via ur Writings & possibly in attitude).keep it up.

Lol.
That name is always funny! How did you know to call me that? I like it... lol.

LastMumu:
Shhhhhhhhh!! Seun must not hear o, it is the anti-spambot guy you have to pay, na underG stuff o.
Bribe him to help remove your mail from nairaland blacklist. But remember, I didn't tell you anything o.

And you are the guy abi?
OK, let's talk business... How much do you want? Should I pay in cash or check?

LastMumu:
Haba, fresh young sexy beauty like you would give any lady a run for her money (the real agbayas here are the likes of amicable09, Jazmiynne and co). Once I hammer like Jagaban, I promise to sponsor you to three straight miss nairaland competition.... I promise!

Lol.
The omniseer and omniknower of beauty! Wait until I upload all the pictures in my gallery here tomorrow!

beau49:
Awww.....thanks dear. Missed ya too. How can I divert attention when you don finally win. Amicable ti take over.....lol. Seems you are always in a jovial mood,your posts are always lively and get me smiling sometimes.

I am a bit relaxed now seeing that you have hands off in this battle for prince charming, thank ya! This room is funny in itself, I respond to monikers the way they play and make fun of things when they post.

LastMumu:
It is this mod 'anti-spambot' that is behind your problem. Seun employed him to infect mails of girls recieving too many damn pms, hereby clogging his server.

The only way out is to bribe him.

Hahahaha.
You know too much for your age!
When did you join nairaland?

Well, eeehn, how do I bribe uncle Seun? I need him to help me out, mailing has never been this cumbersome! I need a hitch free system.

geobukky:
It's the same case here, I can't reply PMs with my outlook app. I have to employ a Web browser whenever I wanna reply nairaland mail...i believed it's a general issue kinda... will resend directly

Exactly!
I think that's exactly what I'm suffering from. It's not intentional, if it were I would have just ignored it and say nothing here.

davide470:
..

Dave I did that na!
That was when all these troubles started.

Lero15:
lol... I feel good
cc Amicable09

Lol. Tell her o! You feel good... pararararara! lol

Lero15:
lol... I think it's true and it's a good thing, you know...
Nairaland ladies with mail ish sha

I'm different na! My mail ish recently started. I'll fix it soon.

Lero15:
I dropped a note for you in the Living room.
I learnt you didn't pick it up.

The gateman persuaded you to take it twice, but you said you were rushing to the market.



[size=4pt]Hope you get my parable...[/size]

This parable is hard o!
Are you sure you left me a note?
Please check well, I'll love to see the handwritten love letter. *smiles.

beau49:


Hello Moyarh......trust you are good?
Lero and Amicable09 I dey look Una two.
Shout out to the new and old monikers.....I dey hale!
I remain loyal.

Beau o! Beau o! The sight of this babe makes me shake like the feathers of a wet bird... lol.
Please, don't divert the man's attention! Don't look at him, I beg you.
Did you cook that dish? Lol I missed you...

Lero15:
My dear I will ask you privately
Thanks, how was your day?

Oh! That's better! I'll give direct answers.
My day was fine. Yours?

Lero15:
My dear I will ask you privately
Thanks, how was your day?

Oh! That's better! I'll give direct answers.
My day was fine. Yours?