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dontador: No jokes, just saying....

Ok . . But seriously who wanna be with a scary looking guy or girl? Answer he/she with no choice

dontador: Wow!!!! I can see why you wrote that.... Ugly guys like me don't have a shot....

You got jokes huh?

darshit patel: hello sir/madam , i have applied uk student visa in 2003 and again in 2004 but bank balance of my sponsored was not found to be genuine . i dont know that in that period whether they have banned me or not and now i want to visit uk as a tourist in 2012/13 , and the sponserer is my sister who is british , so can i get the visa can any answer my question pls

Hahaha WTD. . . Stay in your country please

Look matters a lot to me.

koastar: Women’s most hated pet names

‘Babe’, ‘sweetcheeks’ and ‘snookums’ have emerged as the most hated pet names for the nation’s women, it has emerged.

The research into the most loved and hated terms of affection found ‘Babe’ to be the most loathed way to refer to a loved one.

‘Muffin’, ‘pumpkin’ and ‘baby doll’ are also likely to prompt a cold shoulder from your other half, according to the report.
By contrast terms like ‘gorgeous’, ‘beautiful’ and ‘lovely’ are still considered acceptable, according to a new survey by domain website siteopia.com

The Americanised terms of ‘Baby Girl’ and ‘Baby Doll’ don’t seem to wash with Brits and make the most-hated list, but modern pet names like ‘Babycakes’ and ‘Sexy Pants’ will also backfire.

Just one in five Brits actually calls their partner by their full name most of the time, with the same number reserving a private nickname they use when it’s just the two of them.

And the men studied admitted they refer to their partner with names they would only use while she was out of earshot.

‘The Mrs’ or ‘The Wife’ are common terms still used by men today, while a sixth of men quietly refer to their partner as ‘The Boss’
‘Her indoors’ is a popular name for an absent wife or girlfriend, while a braver one in 14 refer use ‘The ball and chain’.

Three per cent of men polled admitted using the unflattering epithet ‘The Wicked Witch of the West’.

A softer one in ten blokes admitted they let their partner call them a soppy nickname that they would dread their mates ever finding out.

But one in ten Brits has been found out on a private nickname – 44 per cent used it accidentally when others were around, while friends accidentally reading private texts or cards brought it out in the open for three in ten.

Do you agree with the full list?

20 most hated
1. Babe
2. Sweet cheeks
3. Snookums
4. Baby doll
5. Baby girl
6. Muffin
7. Ducky
8. Baby cakes
9. Sexy pants
10. Pudding
11. Muffin
12. Angel pie
13. Pumpkin
14. Puppy
15. Sugar lips
16. Treacle
17. Baby
18. Pickle
19. Honeybun
20. Sugar pie

20 most acceptable
1. Gorgeous
2. Beautiful
3. Lovely
4. Love
5. Darling
6. Honey
7. Sexy
8. Angel
9. Dearest
10. Precious
11. Treasure
12. Snowflake
13. Blossom
14. Sweetie Pie
15. Sexy legs
16. Lover
17. Buttercup
18. Flower
19. Princess
20. Sweetness

http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/womens-most-hated-pet-names/

Sexy legs? really?

You have the right to accept or not to accept anyone's marriage proposal especially if you are one of the religious freaks of nowadays. Be it religious reasons or not, its your life and your choice.

We talked about it this morning, and I told him that I know that he still loves his ex, and that she obviously still loves him. He didn't deny it, in fact he agreed to still loving her. When they were together, they were so madly in love and dated for 10 months. They only separated because she decided to go to college in a different state. He was going to go with her, but ended up choosing not to. Right now, she is visiting from college. I told him I have no problem with them hanging out and still being friends. He tells me that he loves me, and in the end I'm the one who's going to be here, not her. In my heart, I know that he's trying to convince himself of that, too. I'm just confused and don't know what to do, because I love this guy a lot. He obviously still loves his ex, and me. I feel like he loves her more though since he knows her better. I don't know what to do. I need advice. Should I just power through it, and be there for him? Or should I leave and not put my heart in hurt and distress?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Kiss my WHOLE ARSE. [/quote]Lmaoo he can have part of mine for extra

Hello y'all

OMG this is hilarious

We don't know how good we have it. Meat?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Can we just end this English class and go on with the rigging voting? [/color]

lol

london2lasgidi: Jamaican heritage, but a Peckham boy. He speaks the way black people from Peckham speak.

Nigerians born in Peckham speak the way he speaks.

Sounds like Jamaican to me

Is David Haye guy Jamaican?

Poll: Group 1
Oxone: 19% (112 votes) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I voted for him, I think he is cute and calm
Sexkillz: 6% (39 votes)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 36>39 the 2 votes was supposed to be for Lagoslasgidi or Dammytex + pay back from folks he banned
Inspired_M: 22% (130 votes) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Deceived ladies with them empty gucci bags
Davidylan: 35% (200 votes) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He's kinda cute with big head
Ikekings: 15% (90 votes)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
This poll will end in 8:47am On Jul 04
Poll: Group 2
Debosky: 14% (83 votes)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
P.Wiz: 6% (38 votes)
London2lasgidi: 34% (200 votes)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> losing his votes to babbling
Dammytex: 35% (205 votes)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cute black brother but. . . How did he get that number of votes in a minute?
Jimmy4x: 8% (47 votes)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can't believe I voted for him

Viewing this topic: Mr..Cork, Ammyng(f)

Hellll no, I'm running away before this hoorny dude hump me

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I speak freedom means i speak how i want and when i want.[/quote]Nah you speak Chima

london2lasgidi: There's always going to be 'white speak' and 'black speak' in every multicultural country.

I'm tired of black people looking down on other black people because they have been whitewashed.

English is a bastard language, with Latin as its surrogate mother.

thou shalt not speaketh.. lmao.


Back to the jokes.

Makes me wonder why you ain't writing in Yoruba

Who else speaks white here apart from Kandiikane and Royal

london2lasgidi: Even Obama don't speak white. He speaks normal, despite having white parents.

Hihihihiihiihiii laughing in Peter griffin's voice. This dude! OHH no

[quote author=Despicable-VII]
Brah...Have you seen this guy...

Smh Straight Clown


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQIyTBwDWc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmQCbl9vXgs

lmfao@3:00 of tha second video[/quote]W.T.H? Is he okay?

london2lasgidi: aye, long hair havin' clone.........imma roast ya azz for suya lmao........ niccaz be hatin'...............dey be hatin'......................but i be winnin' lmao..

There's way too many phony ishes behind this LMAO of yours

london2lasgidi: datz racism lmao..

ebonics is blacka-english lmao...

you racist too mod? lmao

The way you lmao and lol makes me wanna question your sexual orientation join your unproved photo

[quote author=Mynd_44]What timeline are you in? Its past three over here[/quote]I'm from NY duh!

Idowuogbo: Its some she-boy from Malaysia

Ok my lesbian partner

Idowuogbo: binchhhh!!

vote wiv ur oda ids plueaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

I've told u this earlier, I'm just allergic to sham and sorry I have no other id's



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEcsam8zonc&feature=fvwbrel

Idowuogbo: fawcck u amy! fawckkk u........

Sexkillz: 6% (36 votes) you welcome

Good morning y'all

Idowuogbo: are u Nigerian?

Sexkillz topping the list

Only Sexkillz voted for himself with his 36 id's aww boo boo


Inspired and lagoslagidi = true Nigerian bless yahoo

kemisuga: In d group 1, I didn't see any one that tripped me, but can manage Oxone.

In group 2, the pick is so tight among 3 guys. But my pick goes for Dammytex, Debosky & London2Lasgidi, in a scale of preference. But Debosky and London2Lasgidi still preferred above Oxone.

Thanks.

Quit the speech and vote