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Am not sure if I should be happy that the Nigerian inmates won't get to die of torture in Thai prisons or be worried that more thugs would be in naija.







Either way, I hope the Government will assist or rehabilitate them (convict), by creating a scheme for ex cons as am sure not every organization (both public or private) would hire them.

the new bae.

dagentility: hahahahaha, its fun u knw.

I guess.

dagentility: I deleted him because he didnt do number 7

Damn y must u make me go back to read no.7 again

In all honesty, it depends on ur sister's financial status. If she's rich then there's a possibility of gold digging on his part, but IF not then she should consider him.

Love comes in different ways. He could be her Mr. Right.


Seriously the numbers doesn't count in relationship these days, u can court for a month,get married and be happy ever after.


If the LOVE is there then settle down with him.

Marry her. that's my only advice.
You can't abort 3 pregnancy in just 10 months and expect nature to be "ok" with it.
If u dump her now, who do u expect to marry her? or would u marry someone that's had 3 abortions, and none for u?

Ur decision now might shape ur future, ur kids future and that of ur descendant.






Last shot.
Borrow a leaf from my mum's sex education book... If u don't want babies, then leave ur di.ck in ur boxers and not ur hands.

Bwahahaha hunger don hammer my naija Muslims finish.

Imagine mistaking a star for moon lol




Na so mallam go dey argue with u wey don dey chop for d past 30days say he don see moon when in truth he saw a star



Hunger na bas.tard.

makonko: Respect yourself. Respect other people's beliefs.

Respect of other people's beliefs.
or
Respect of other people's lives.
which would you rather?

KnuckleHead: brokentv

Sexkillzisacunt

ihustle

obowunmi

justhelp

fattbabakay

amnotdrunk

5minsmadness

CaptainBomb: I think BH is not Hausa, Muslim or Christian. Not even a Nigeria Group.

Good as saying super eagles is not Nigerian men football team.

SporaD8: I tell you!
In fact she discreetly excuse herself from the sitting room where we are, to have a room all to herself. lolz
You should have seen the way we all silently jumped to rescue when mum suddenly drop the bomb, "where is this girl!"
Had we made a loud fuss and she'd went into hiding, it would have taken close to a day to locate her hideout.
what a mischievous imp!

I so much love kids who dare do the "undoable", it builds there confidence.

To u she was been an imp,
But to her she's sexy and she know it...

repogirl: nah, the anger wore off after cleaning, he's a year and nine months.

Aw that's nice. atleast his azz was saved that time,
I bet if he could, he would've said sorry.

repogirl: nah, the anger wore off after cleaning, he's a year and nine months.

Aw that's nice. atleast his azz was saved that time,
I bet if he could, he would've said sorry.

SporaD8: My Niece once did the same; but hers was a mixture of powder and Vaseline all over her body and face.
I almost jump out of my skin with fright on sighting her.
Funny thing is- when ask what she thought she's doing, she reply, "I want to look beautiful lolz!"

Hahahaha innocent her wanted to look "beautiful" lol, the crazy part is that they do all these things with all seriousness lol

repogirl: Lol, my son did something similar with his poop last week.... Pooped in his diaper, removed it and began smearing it on the walls and floor in the living room....

when I saw him I wanted to smack him so bad but poop was just all over him, he must have seen the anger in my eye because he looked so sober and when I shouted at him to sit down in one spot, he didn't move a muscle until I finished cleaning the walls and floor.....

he just kept looking at me warily even till he finished his bath, as if expecting me to smack him at some point!

I guess he felt bad about it, how old is he if u dont mind?
Was he spanked after d whole cleaning?

Gynacologist: takin care of the home and changing d man's oil.

Bwahahaha NL won't kill me oo
guy you're damn funny.


But seriously I think the wifey deserves better than just changing oil tho

nickz: would do what my dad would have done to me: ask him to catch 20 mosquitoes alive!

Symphony007: Be carefull what you do in front of children. No matter how harmless. Stuff like loading the washing machine, putting something in the oven or microwave, putting on the cooker,etc...had a terrible experience with my nephew lately. Be warned. When you're doing something and a toodler is watching with interest, stop immediately or carry them away. Be careful.

wow I had thesame experience with my nephew recently with washing machine fortunately tho It wasn't tragic.
They just do literally everything they see adults do.

OliverPin: why you lamenting. He said "still reading" or Cos he beat you to "1st to comment" ??

he's raging cuz he missed out on the Olympic gold medal of first to comment.
SMH

ayyyyo: hmmm really true i'have been there, my guide was a young man named chuks, a real hustler.
Nigerians also suffer alot in china., i hope that one day the nigerian government would wake up to its responsibilities.
God help us.

what responsibilities really? are u saying that government should go and bring back all Nigerians living in China or what? please explain.

First off I feel sorry for u @op, but the whole blame should be on you.
If as a visitor to a country that has a different language to English, then when booking u should've asked a for guide/ translator to help u with communication. I bet it wouldn't cost half of what u paid for hotel, But most of d time we turn a blind eye to these little details that break hearts.
U can't blame kingsley for what he did, he had to take care of his 40yr old wife and her family right?
sorry for ur loss bro. learn from it and move on!




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Personally I wouldn't have any problem dating/marrying someone that has never been to school. as long as the love is there. Use ur Bsc to think not ur friends telling u what to do.
But wait I'd like to ask u this, have u ever asked her why he hasn't been to school? have u ever asked her if she'd like to go to school?
There are so many things to life than been a graduate.
If she gives u joy and happiness, letting her go will clearly show the "illiterate" one here.



Last Bullet!


My grandmother has never walked passed a school gate before, but till date my parents ask her for advice which are always valuable.

Personally I'll forgive her,wish her well and quit. Cuz honestly the thought of her phocking another dude would haunt me for a long time.
Also there's this saying that a woman can fork any man she wants to, but a man can only fork a woman that wants him lol (she's d one with d key right?)

Damn I came here to see photos not read all that long article.

Friendzone just got to a new level.

When a girl replies with "Awwww" that means she's politely asking you to return to the friendzone you just tried escaping.
#FACT

emsheddy: true confession! Lolzzzz

EMEKA1MILLION: The friend zone is a place that can next be compared to hell fire I have been there and it wasn't pleasant....

Same here bro .

After i discovered i was in the friend zone i withdrew from her. Cuz if any of my friends should find out at d time, then i wouldn't be posting this today.

barcanista: No Dear its not necessarily all about "Sex". Women are moved by emotions while men are moved by sight. The guy you are having a crush on probably doesn't consider you to be his "taste" in terms of looks(No offense) but the possibility that he will have a change of mind and "consider" you is 50% because beauty is not universal and could be manipulated by the human mind. Hence, YOU STAND A CHANCE in the nearest future.

Women on the other hand are moved by emotions. If they don't have slight feelings for a guy in the first instance, then the possibility of re-considering the person is in the barest minimum(that is IF there's any hope). So there is no need for a guy wasting his time and helping her with stuffs in the name of friendship when his intention is to win her heart.

Well put. Very well put.

Damn after losing my account to tsunami, i vowed not to create a new one.But well here i am

i was friendzoned once and i learnt my lesson well.
There was the babe i approached during my 1st year back in school, she didn't say yes or no at first. so as a nice guy wey don catch this calabar fish na so i begin to hang out with her almost on daily basis.
To cut d long story short, na so one day she call me during exams and say "u are a nice guy and i enjoy reading with you, y dont we be friends instead of bf/gf" e pain me cuz i don brag to friends finish say i don hammer .