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youmour: Share the stories joo,why the half gistLol the story plenty oo. The one I heard recently was on fm. A young lady came from lagos to stay with her late mom's friend, the lady was in to runs and she tried luring the innocent girl into runs but she refused. The "aunty" took her to karu around 7pm where they'll meet business associates". The aunty told the girl to seat near one akara seller, and gave her 500 naira to buy anything when she feel hungry. the girl bought akara and had some change, few minutes later a very roughly dressed guy came to her to beg for money that he hasn't eaten in days bla bla bla. She took 200 naira to give him, that was how she lost consciousness and found herself in a completely different place with white men all over doin business and rooms filled with real cash. To cut d story short she stayed there since November 2013 till June 2014, through out her stay there she didn't eat what the people offered her, it was one good man that kept bringing her dried bread and rotten gala to eat. On the day of her escape, the man opened a gate with a large key and threw her out, after landing. she turned to see where she was coming from Lo and behold it was zuma rock, she fainted and a fulani herdsman took her to his home. I better stop here, a very long story. it aired for over 2hours. Bottom line is this things are real and just pray that you don't fall victim. |
duni04: cmon the guy could have been doing a courier service by the side, like most interstate bus drivers do. The "package" could have been a parcel he was to deliver.Can you explain why the driver was chasing him? @topic It's damn real. If you reside in Abuja you must've heard of zuma rock's stories, if u haven't ask ur neighbour. |
onstelly: Hahahaha omg I can't stop laughing, your post, name and everything crack me up ![]() |
oshyno: Choi Dis guy is a maaaddtt clown. Nairaland . A place to 4get ur sorrow .Lol I was just doin my duty nw. |
donroxy: wow, that is a YES .... Ladies and Gentlemen .... !!Yes sure. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate a union ordained God. Donroxy do you take onstelly to be ur lawfully wedded wife for better for worse till u feel like u no go do again? Onstelly do you take donroxy to be ur lawfully wedded husband for better for worse till he say he no go do again? By the power vested in me, I pronounce u husband and wife. Wait don't kiss the bride yet. In my church its the pastor that kiss the bride first. For divine cleansing. |
How can u leave a good impression on someone u dump or breakup with through email? |
luckybaddest: na October e go enta playstoreYes I was talking about ps. |
luckybaddest: is fifa15 out?Yep. it was released on Friday. |
luckybaddest: is fifa15 out?Yep. it was released on Friday in UK. |
that was a moment of mikel ![]() |
Am I really watching the Barcelona game live? or is it Jay Z and Beckham tryin the new FIFA 15? |
chinex276: Totoo jus dey smell everywea come See d way babes dem full dis viewing centre..I know its probably none of my business..... But just a word of advice, buy ur own set and don't allow any "totoh wey dey smell" watch. Until then, stfu and enjoy another man's set. |
Totally agree with 9 points but can't agree with the "you love Monday" point. Trust me even president don't like Monday. |
Big Bite. |
“Gotze’s leaving because he’s Guardiola’s favourite. If it’s anyone’s fault, it’s mine. I can’t make myself shorter and learn Spanish.” Jurgen Klopp on Gotze's transfer to Bayern “Go through the world and find me a team who can finish champions in the same league as Bayern. If we should finish second this summer, I’ll find a truck and drive it through my garden. If nobody will rejoice, I’ll do it alone.” “When BVB last won here, most of my players were still being breastfed.” Klopp’s delight when his young players beat Bayern for the first time. “We have a bow and arrow, and if we aim well, we can hit the target. The problem is that Bayern has a bazooka.” |
DMilanista: @ OP, Please help add comments from Maradona and Pele, and also Jorgen Klopp. These 3 got some hilarious comments.Jurgen Klopp after losing UCL to bayern “When I gave the first interview, I was very disappointed. After the second one 10 minutes later I was feeling better. In 30 minutes, I’ll probably feel like we won the match. On his first red card. “I’m a bit proud of my first red card as a coach. I approached the fourth official and said: ‘How many mistakes are allowed here? If it’s 15, you have one more.’ We will wait for him like a good wife waiting for her husband who is in jail.” He said on Matt hummels injury during world cup |
Wenger sucks as a coach but not as a model tho ![]()
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Live pictures from Germany of Arsene Wenger.
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Lmao am guilty of some tbh more especially the girl jam lol. #Ellie Goulding. |
If I was d cause of d slap I'll hold my cheek and walk away BUT IF am not.......... hmmm let's just leave it at that. |
take heart bro. |
Some creative ones I have.
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dmcdad: Ehya... Sowie. have a good night rest bro, am out. |
dmcdad: Not really... She actually can discern between light and darkness and to always remain in light.#still mad ![]() |
Amusaopeyemi: Computer error, I thought I wrote " You" didn't know it was "i".Congratulation @ dmcdad you've made her change her mind. #mad. |
For some odd reasons I think it should be the wife's mom that do that (for maybe 2-3 months) till she's fully fit. |
dmcdad: No hard feelings bruv... I bin just wan pity her say she wan from light enterHaha So have u convinced to her remain in "light"? |
dmcdad: You wanna deviate because of him?Haha bros calm down. |
Amusaopeyemi: I must support either Chelsea or Madrid.Yes. chose any one and mind u u must continue supporting the one u chose. If not ur priestess license will be invalid. |
Amusaopeyemi: Nooooo, just Owo adura.*sigh* No way a Barcelona priestess would lay hands and pray for me. *shrugs shoulder* |
Not entirely my favorite, but as a kid my dad would sing this song to me before going to bed. Lord keep us save this night secure us from all our fears may angels guide us while we sleep till morning light appears. |
Amusaopeyemi: I'm in the spirit.LOL I hope u won't be needing any money to buy anointing oil. ![]() |






