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CultureRe: Blood Money: How Real Is It: Share Ur Stories. by AmNotDrunk(m):
youmour: Share the stories joo,why the half gist
Lol the story plenty oo.

The one I heard recently was on fm. A young lady came from lagos to stay with her late mom's friend, the lady was in to runs and she tried luring the innocent girl into runs but she refused. The "aunty" took her to karu around 7pm where they'll meet business associates". The aunty told the girl to seat near one akara seller, and gave her 500 naira to buy anything when she feel hungry. the girl bought akara and had some change, few minutes later a very roughly dressed guy came to her to beg for money that he hasn't eaten in days bla bla bla. She took 200 naira to give him, that was how she lost consciousness and found herself in a completely different place with white men all over doin business and rooms filled with real cash. To cut d story short she stayed there since November 2013 till June 2014, through out her stay there she didn't eat what the people offered her, it was one good man that kept bringing her dried bread and rotten gala to eat. On the day of her escape, the man opened a gate with a large key and threw her out, after landing. she turned to see where she was coming from Lo and behold it was zuma rock, she fainted and a fulani herdsman took her to his home.

I better stop here, a very long story. it aired for over 2hours.

Bottom line is this things are real and just pray that you don't fall victim.
CultureRe: Blood Money: How Real Is It: Share Ur Stories. by AmNotDrunk(m): 6:29pm On Oct 03, 2014
duni04: cmon the guy could have been doing a courier service by the side, like most interstate bus drivers do. The "package" could have been a parcel he was to deliver.
Can you explain why the driver was chasing him?

@topic It's damn real.
If you reside in Abuja you must've heard of zuma rock's stories, if u haven't ask ur neighbour.
RomanceRe: A Very Important Question For All Ladies by AmNotDrunk(m): 5:35pm On Oct 01, 2014
onstelly: Hahahaha omg I can't stop laughing, your post, name and everything crack me up
smiley
RomanceRe: A Very Important Question For All Ladies by AmNotDrunk(m): 5:23pm On Oct 01, 2014
oshyno: Choi Dis guy is a maaaddtt clown. Nairaland . A place to 4get ur sorrow .
Lol I was just doin my duty nw.
RomanceRe: A Very Important Question For All Ladies by AmNotDrunk(m): 4:52pm On Oct 01, 2014
donroxy: wow, that is a YES .... Ladies and Gentlemen .... !!

Any pastor around here , abeg come and do wedding 4 me cheesy
Yes sure.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate a union ordained God.

Donroxy do you take onstelly to be ur lawfully wedded wife for better for worse till u feel like u no go do again?



Onstelly do you take donroxy to be ur lawfully wedded husband for better for worse till he say he no go do again?



By the power vested in me, I pronounce u husband and wife.


Wait don't kiss the bride yet. In my church its the pastor that kiss the bride first. For divine cleansing.
RomanceRe: Ladies! Dump Guys With Respect! by AmNotDrunk(m): 4:15pm On Oct 01, 2014
How can u leave a good impression on someone u dump or breakup with through email?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (3 - 2) On 30th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:53pm On Sep 30, 2014
luckybaddest: na October e go enta playstore
Yes I was talking about ps.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (3 - 2) On 30th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:23pm On Sep 30, 2014
luckybaddest: is fifa15 out?
Yep. it was released on Friday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (3 - 2) On 30th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:23pm On Sep 30, 2014
luckybaddest: is fifa15 out?
Yep. it was released on Friday in UK.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sporting Lisbon Vs Chelsea: UCL (0 - 1) On 30th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:20pm On Sep 30, 2014
that was a moment of mikel cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Barcelona: UCL (3 - 2) On 30th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 8:58pm On Sep 30, 2014
Am I really watching the Barcelona game live? or is it Jay Z and Beckham tryin the new FIFA 15?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Roma: UCL (1 - 1) On 30th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 8:51pm On Sep 30, 2014
chinex276: Totoo jus dey smell everywea come See d way babes dem full dis viewing centre..
I know its probably none of my business.....

But just a word of advice, buy ur own set and don't allow any "totoh wey dey smell" watch. Until then, stfu and enjoy another man's set.
CareerRe: 10 Signs To Know That You Have Found The Right Career by AmNotDrunk(m): 10:26pm On Sep 29, 2014
Totally agree with 9 points but can't agree with the "you love Monday" point. Trust me even president don't like Monday.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Flashback Lets Have Fun Which Biscuit Did You Like Most When You Were Young by AmNotDrunk(m): 4:57pm On Sep 26, 2014
Big Bite.
SportsRe: Some Hilarious Football Quotes. Pick ur favourites & Add Urs as Well. by AmNotDrunk(m): 7:37pm On Sep 20, 2014
“Gotze’s leaving because he’s
Guardiola’s favourite. If it’s
anyone’s fault, it’s mine. I can’t
make myself shorter and learn
Spanish.”
Jurgen Klopp on Gotze's transfer to Bayern

“Go through the world and find me a
team who can finish champions in
the same league as Bayern. If we
should finish second this summer,
I’ll find a truck and drive it through
my garden. If nobody will rejoice, I’ll
do it alone.”

“When BVB last won here, most of my
players were still being breastfed.”
Klopp’s delight when his
young players beat Bayern for the
first time.

“We have a bow and arrow, and if
we aim well, we can hit the target.
The problem is that Bayern has a
bazooka.”
SportsRe: Some Hilarious Football Quotes. Pick ur favourites & Add Urs as Well. by AmNotDrunk(m): 7:34pm On Sep 20, 2014
DMilanista: @ OP, Please help add comments from Maradona and Pele, and also Jorgen Klopp. These 3 got some hilarious comments.
Jurgen Klopp after losing UCL to bayern
“When I gave the first interview, I
was very disappointed. After the
second one 10 minutes later I was
feeling better. In 30 minutes, I’ll
probably feel like we won the
match.

On his first red card.
“I’m a bit proud of my first red card
as a coach. I approached the fourth
official and said: ‘How many
mistakes are allowed here? If it’s 15,
you have one more.’

We will wait for him like a good
wife waiting for her husband who is
in jail.” He said on Matt hummels injury during world cup
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund Vs Arsenal : UCL (2 - 0) On 16th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 10:50pm On Sep 16, 2014
Wenger sucks as a coach but not as a model tho grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Borussia Dortmund Vs Arsenal : UCL (2 - 0) On 16th September 2014 by AmNotDrunk(m): 10:36pm On Sep 16, 2014
Live pictures from Germany of Arsene Wenger.

RomanceRe: 7 Secret Things All Guys Do That Girls Don’t Know About by AmNotDrunk(m): 2:02pm On Sep 15, 2014
Lmao am guilty of some tbh
more especially the girl jam lol.






#Ellie Goulding.
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Reaction When U Get Slapped By Ur Girlfriend by AmNotDrunk(m): 1:45pm On Sep 15, 2014
If I was d cause of d slap
I'll hold my cheek and walk away








BUT IF am not..........






hmmm let's just leave it at that.
RomanceRe: What Should He Do? by AmNotDrunk(m):
take heart bro.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 12 Amazing Creative Arts Made With Objects & Foods by AmNotDrunk(m): 7:38pm On Sep 13, 2014
Some creative ones I have.

Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 10:36pm On Sep 07, 2014
dmcdad: Ehya... Sowie. grin
smiley



have a good night rest bro, am out.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:38pm On Sep 07, 2014
dmcdad: Not really... She actually can discern between light and darkness and to always remain in light. wink
#still mad








wink
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:32pm On Sep 07, 2014
Amusaopeyemi: Computer error, I thought I wrote " You" didn't know it was "i".
Can't leave my Barcelona for anything.
Congratulation @ dmcdad you've made her change her mind.




#mad.
FamilyRe: Who Comes For "Omugo" First? The Husband Or Wife's Mum? by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:26pm On Sep 07, 2014
For some odd reasons I think it should be the wife's mom that do that (for maybe 2-3 months) till she's fully fit.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:23pm On Sep 07, 2014
dmcdad: No hard feelings bruv... I bin just wan pity her say she wan from light enter darkness. lipsrsealed
Haha
So have u convinced to her remain in "light"?
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:04pm On Sep 07, 2014
dmcdad: You wanna deviate because of him? sad
Haha bros calm down.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 9:01pm On Sep 07, 2014
Amusaopeyemi: I must support either Chelsea or Madrid.
Yes.
chose any one and mind u u must continue supporting the one u chose. If not ur priestess license will be invalid.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 8:36pm On Sep 07, 2014
Amusaopeyemi: Nooooo, just Owo adura.
*sigh*

No way a Barcelona priestess would lay hands and pray for me.

*shrugs shoulder*
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 7:03pm On Sep 07, 2014
Not entirely my favorite, but as a kid my dad would sing this song to me before going to bed.

Lord keep us save this night
secure us from all our fears
may angels guide us while we sleep
till morning light appears.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Your Favourite Christian Hymn? by AmNotDrunk(m): 6:55pm On Sep 07, 2014
Amusaopeyemi: I'm in the spirit.
Oya come make I pray for you grin
LOL





I hope u won't be needing any money to buy anointing oil. tongue

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