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Picture with a story.

Eyah








But Luis Suares didn't die for this.

good points










Tho in truth we book space before reading

Haha too much of action films.




Dude wanted to pull a Jet Li but forgot that he was playing the boss (villain).

Lmfao.

Mixed feelings here.

Ending the insurgency is a welcome development but the fact that the girls are coming back pregnant with a terrorist child is just not fair.


I just hope that this is the final script.

wow







dunno if I should say RIP or not.

My advice here might sound controversial but if it were me, I'll let her abort if that's what she want.
She's just 20, probably unemployed or maybe a student, how can she take care of herself and the baby? Even if you send her money monthly it wouldn't be enough.
The idea of you finding her a place is cool but still it wouldn't cure her lonely nights.
She's practically a widow at 20, and that in itself is scary for a young girl that wants love and attention.
The ball is in court bro, you love her? you want her to keep the baby? Get her a visa to wherever you are and live as husband and wife.

I knew shiit got real when I log in and saw 1007 notifications of "topic I followed"




Just imagine losing to Sudan.



Seriously none of this guys should come back to Nigeria. From coach,technical team,physios, and players. Fucck all of them.








Also fucck any body that will come up with the " the pitch was in poor condition" excuse. Were they not playing in the streets and under the hot sun of summer before they turned pros?

How I feel right now.

Annypie:
lool,i dnt even hv energy to pull dose stunts,am always sleepy weneva i vist,buh i neva sleep sha*dah dude is too much of a sharp shooter!

lol confess your sins and the lord will forgive you

No 5 tho.







If you ain't experienced in the game you'll say nothing oo and look like a complete mumu.

Not a fan of nollywood but 1 movie I like is sweet money.
My fav scene was when cho cho toasted a girl (Angela ) they had kidnapped and she agreed. The oga threatened to kill her if her dad didn't pay d ransom but she begged him not to kill her that she want to marry cho cho and have kids for him. The oga turn and looked at chocho and said "what have you done to her"?
very funny movie that

Divineluv14:

Lmfao
Seriously I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. this the 1st time am seeing that meme lol.

Superstar007:
That's*, You*, wrote*
Which school did you attend sef

how I wish tuition fee refund policy still works in Nigeria.

maylisa:
Good for you. Haters go and die

Look what I've found here, a very beautiful girl that says "let love lead" wants "haters" to go and die.
What happens to love ur enemy?

khanivorous:
With your EMPTY lyrics...I wonder what he gonna write for her

# your bum bum bigger than bombay"
Or
# africa africa africa baby ooo"

Mediocre

Lmfao

I think he'll be singing sexy mama at the background lol.

rozzay:
Chisos!



























Just incase.........FTSB(fiirst time space booking)

Congratulations for your inaugural space booking. The good news is that once you start, you never go back. The bad news is you'll start space booking at home,church,office and when it gets chronic some will even space book in hell.
Congratulations once again.

Haha see as she sit down like person wey drink brukutu.

Is it me or did anyone noticed that
Tie the knot



has officially changed to



tie the not?

constance500:
50 years

It think 27 years is more realistic.

Smartini:
You seem to have developed ill feelings for her. Your mind is already made up. Nothing we say in here will make you change your mind. Just keep on remaining a good friend to her, since you can't see anything good in her anymore...She'll still be the apple of other men's eyes. Assume the role of an advicer and confidant, not her boyfriend. Get rid of all these thoughts about her being used and dumped... It's not nice seeing her as garbage

....... its not nice seeing her as garbage even though she is.

Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.

"Jump at the chance" for real

Wow Unbelievable.










And someone somewhere is praying and fasting to have kids?

Anoneism:
4 - Four of Diego Costa's Premier League goals this season have been assisted by Cesc Fabregas. Duo.

Did u just copy and paste that from optajoe's Twitter handle?







Busted.

ibdeals1: Oh pls tell me more of those stories

If I should tell u d stories I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight man

BTW where do u live @?

harryfish: I grew up in onitsha. I can tell u so many of these stories. The ones I heard and the ones I witnessed. But I am nt too good in writting long texts or whatever. 4 d banana stuff: it got 2 an extent all the tenants there packed out and no one agrees to rent a flat there.

lmfao @ d last sentence. fear fear tenants.

osheno1: Bros i call am o. He come ask me say se na me call am in d morning, na hin i come tell am say so na you be odi dollar abi, ur father. I come cut the call.
Afta dat i come dey reason say why i no fit tell am say i wan do money r.itual sef, make i hear wetin he go talk.

u get small liver to at least tell am his father oo. but me I can't call him.
Thank God sef I no too like adventure.

osheno1: i just came across a newspaper post about a lautech guy called lanre that used his girlfriend for ritual. So i searched online to read more about it. After reading many post, all leads pointed to a guy called Odi Dollar. It is reported that he is their mastermind. Then i was able to get his number. This is number 08134779672. Pls call him and pretend as if you want to do money ritual and lets hear what he will say.

bros try the line and tell us ur conversation with him nah.
me I no fit look the no twice sef before my phone will auto dial the no.

harryfish: First of all I am not a male. I don't know about about googling, I read it in the paper in 1993. The man's name is BESSOY. Had oil filling station in onitsha back then. Everyone that grew up in onitsha during this periond must know is man and his story. Don't know if u cn get it online.

either out of curiosity or because I too like amebo, I did some research online check d link and let me know if he's the one. allafrica.com/stories/201212241000.html

please read the whole article

ibdeals1: sure but is it tht there was a tunnel in the rock ?or a house behind it?

nope. I think it has to do with some powers I can't explain. Sometime last year the FCT commissioner of police led a team of officers to raid the rock but they didn't find/see anything. It's just beyond human comprehension. I've heard so many scary stories about that place.

ibdeals1: :ofor real??

For real man.
I heard the story live.
Fact is majority of things happening in d real world, have happened underworld. Belief it or not.