₦airaland Forum

Deiok:
Op you are the opposite of your name.

don't even go there

feran14:
guy... you drunk no be small

how has the level of my undrunkness has to do with u finding your wife?

*modified *

MRBrownJ:
yes lesbians do have sex, and mostly when they do, they KNOWINGLY put on strap-on to fukc each other.... now how can a man put on a strap on and fukc some ladies and these gals did not know he had a plastic dikc?!

Well its safe to say there was no penetration or he wore the strap on before bringing them home.



Or perhaps they just "grind".




@ the bolded the cells down there might be dead.

RichDad1:
Is she a lesbian?
Perfect tool.

But even lesb.ians too have "sex" naa.






that pics was taken after the one that reacted badly punched him in the face

An eight-year-old boy has been smuggled into Spain from Morocco inside a suitcase, Spanish police say.
The boy, Abou, was found inside the case being carried by a 19-year-old woman into Ceuta, a Spanish enclave next to Morocco, on Thursday.
When police opened the case, they found the boy in a "terrible state", a spokesman for the Guardia Civil told AFP.
The boy, from Ivory Coast, is now in the care of authorities in Ceuta.
The Spanish newspaper El Pais reported (in Spanish) that the 19-year-old is not related to the boy, and was paid by his father to carry the suitcase.
The boy's father lives in the Canary Islands and had hoped to be reunited with his son, El Pais said.
The Spanish news agency Efe said the boy's father, also named Abou, had travelled back to Ivory Coast to pick him up, having moved to Gran Canaria in 2013.
The father then reportedly paid the Moroccan courier to carry the suitcase. A police spokesman told Efe: "She seemed to hesitate, and it looked as though she didn't want to come through the border.
"At first we thought that there could be drug packages, but gradually discovered that it was a human body."
The boy's father travelled across the border an hour-and-a-half after his son. At that point, Efe said, he was detained by border guards.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-32660135


CC: lalasticlala,ishilove Pls

What happens to people like me that don't fall in either category

So technically title race is over for england? and man city still wan play tottenham? what's the point?

I was built to be the best number one and nothing less lead me to my destiny cause i have waited patiently
So stand up for d champions stand up.
Now haters sing along too.

meforyou1:
Even the commentators said it was a dive

yeah use that to console urself.

CR77:
The man go also return all the visa way he don sign for the woman body

see u like say the woman too no enjoy d tin.
but if she insists she too go bring back him fluids

Well i feel your pain Mr. Nduka. They just aint loyal.
If really you paid 1.4M for dowry then na one chance oo.
The father na d driver, her mother the front seat passenger and d siblings backseat passengers. A perfect setting for one chance

the sure way to make ur marriage work is use a valid anti virus. It'll never crash.

SAMBARRY:
At least it's better than just rice without meat or anything

seriously i'd prefer no meat at all. how am i going to eat fowl leg, the nails,beak, eyes? eww.



but i'll consider the testicles tho

GogetterMD:
Uniqueness gini? Abeg na the meat go sweep pas.

seriously bro i can't eat that. Very Scary!

poverty on its own is a disease

AndreRose:
Who doesn't? And if I do?

Well i dont. Tried acouple of times but just can't. Please teach me?

ahsekeena:
Lol..u are right!



Lemme start with a carton of orijin

Thats what am talking about.






I think half carton is enough for a start. Cheers to dat.

ahsekeena:
But I'm not laughing...and I don't take alchohol

U don't?! well i think u should start because people selling it got families and bills to clear. U can help in ur own way by patronizing them. be ur brothers keeper.Thank U.

I can tolerate d 11 things u listed

ahsekeena:
Cos ur drunk ?

really?



well u are d drunk now cuz u are d one laughing. *tongue out*

ahsekeena:
queens place their hands on their tummy,bend over and laugh like ahahahahahohohohohoihihihihihih

don't know why this got me laughing hard,

AndreRose:
Hahaha...I don't. Its just press alone. I fart ordinary times not when laughing.

hmm you fart too?
please dont do it here.

well i tot i was the only one to have done no7 lol

ummm............







ok

nmadu1:
I tink say na only my own o,she go even tell me say super sport go show replay

hehe atleast u get to watch replay lol.

I totally blame







Konji

her favorite movie is on everytime i want to watch football,

Congrats 2 those winning and better luck next time to d losers.







Abeg i wan know if those ashawo's offer of free sexx if Buhari wins still stand

Viciyus:
thats cool!! just try and listen to yellow again you might love it. and also japanes love.

Japanese love is it from this year's album? haven't heard that yet.
or u mean lovers in Japan from ghost stories?

pickabeau1:
1. Clocks
2. God put A smile on my face
3. Speed of Sound
4. Strawberry Swing
5. Yellow

Nice list bro. clocks is good but I don't know why I don't like yellow that much. Pls try "Fix you" you might change ur no1 if you do haha.