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Kbs468:That is the beauty and edge of being a legislator. We'll surely scream because it is not done anywhere in the world for any executive to interfere in legislative matter but a legislator can (oversight functions). and mind you this is my wife in question |
Kbs468:The strike story is also the same thing oooo. The only thing is that they are going off and on. |
IghravweIG:An hospitality that will humble you beyond words await you from my charming wife. |
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#509 This is for my GLAMOROUS MissOyin and to armynu as a welcome back gift |
arcnomec:Morning baba, to God be the Glory. |
louxera:Lois welcome on board. If I may ask, why didn't you go with previous batches ![]() |
The ball is in your court No one taught you how to laborate the non-virgins. Thank God you used the word 'plug-in'. No one teach an individual how to plug even if the socket is tight. Take for example, the wall sockets with 3 mouths and you wanted to plug-in a two mouth, You will have to insert an object in the upper mouth for the easy access into the lower two mouths. Bro, the plug is with you and the socket is available, use you instinct and plug-in. |
Greycious:I am not good at gist and briefing, DTOBS will come and do that. |
Greycious:I am not good at gist and briefing, DTOBS will come and do that. |
Top of the morning to my darling wife and to everyone in the building |
tiippie:Atlast, you finally come out of hiding and peeping Welcome on board. Akwa Ibom yi sha ni...KILODE ![]() |
AirstarKane:Okay. Hope you did pray for me ![]() Morning to you too |
Greycious:Amen ooo at where ![]() |
Armynu:Let me seize this special medium to welcome back my amiable and gallant Vice-president back to our midst. You're very much welcome sir. Your absence was grossly felt and a void unable to be filled. Doninion92 O KU AMOJU BA OOO If you're unable to cover those pages, something very important you need to know is my elaborate wedding with one of the prominents, dynamic and multifaceted lady, also a nominee as minister of finance; MissOyin that took place in your absence. I present her to your dignified office for necessary approval. Once again I say welcome EKUN OKO DOMINION92 |
Armynu:Don't mention. It is one of our responsibilities as muslim brethrens. A resounding Ameen to your prayer. Welcome back |
Armynu:I see |
Armynu:Smile |
kuchikau:I don't ooo |
Exactly 12:00, GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS |
#507 MissOyin, my angelic goddess this is for you again. love you |
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justified19:Oh, sowi. You have missed a fun-filled event |
kuchikau:Don't scatter my brain now |
justified19:Then you need to go back and farabale read what has transpired. |
arcnomec:Who doctored it is it not the president who have the power to do so.So you're saying it will not be passed ![]() |
LogoDWhiz:No yawa |
AirstarKane:Where you go since ![]() |
LogoDWhiz:We want to know her ooo |
#506 Dedicated to my darling wife A minister in the waiting... Minister of finance at that |
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This is one of the best posts I've read about woman... Please read it completely... it's worth it... WOMAN. . . . . . . . . When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day....... An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her?" The lord answered. "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?" She must function on all kinds of situations, She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart, She must do all this with only two hands," She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day" THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two hands.....impossible! And this is the standard model?" The Angel came closer and touched the woman" "But you have made her so soft, Lord". "She is soft", said the Lord, "But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome" "Can she think?" The Angel asked... The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate" The Angel touched her cheeks.... "Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her" "She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel… "What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... . The Lord said. "Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."... This made a big impression on the Angel, "Lord, you are a genius. You thought of everything. A woman is indeed marvellous" Lord said."Indeed she is. She has strength that amazes a man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when she feels like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid. She fights for what she believes in. Her love is unconditional. Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life" The Angel asked: So she is a perfect being? The lord replied: No. She has just one drawback "She often forgets what she is worth". Send it to all the women u respect .... And to all men who respect woman W O M A N: ● changes her name. ● changes her home. ● leaves her family. ● moves in with you. ● builds a home with you. ● gets pregnant for you. ● pregnancy changes her body. ● she gets fat. ● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth.. ● even the kids she delivers bear your name.. Till the day she dies.. everything she does... cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.. sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty. So who is really doing whom a favour? Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman. *Being a woman is priceless* Happy women's week! Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself. Rock the world ladies! A salute to ladies! WOMAN MEANS:- W - WONDERFUL MOTHER. O - OUTSTANDING FRIEND. M - MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER. A - ADORABLE SISTER. N - NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD. KUDOS TO ALL WOMEN IN DA HOUSE |
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