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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by amojis(m): 5:03pm On Dec 28, 2023
Oga, take your annual leave. Go home and sleep/rest. Tell that your babe you were fired unexpectedly and you don't have any savings. So no cash to give her.

Wait just one week.....

You'll know whether you have a girlfriend you can rely on, or a leech
Politics / Re: Which State Is The Most Peaceful In Nigeria? by amojis(m): 11:50am On Nov 22, 2023
Kebbi State
Obviously
NYSC / Re: How Is Life In Kaduna? by amojis(m): 12:28pm On Aug 14, 2023
I'm in Kaduna right now reading all the comments and it's baffling how people just judge a place from afar.

In as much as the security situation in some areas (about 2 local govts) are giving the whole state a bad reputation, it's a good place to serve, stay and eventually reside.

I'm not from the north by the way. I worked my wife's redeployment to KD before we got married. She did her camp in the same Abuja road orientation camp and we are married and both working in Kaduna.

But what is good for the goose may not always be good for the gander!

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Family / Re: Work Wahala In My Marriage by amojis(m): 1:09pm On Jan 04, 2023
Your kids and mom should move in with your wife while you stay alone in the present house. Go for weekend every week. This should be the arrangement pending when she leaves for her 6 month training.
Reasons:

1. Your mum will be a check to your wife eventually misbehaving over there
2. Your kids will need their mum at that age (s)
3. Your needs will be met when you visit weekends and can spend time with the kids
4. Your wife will have extra change to cater for the home while you'll have more to save after sending them their upkeep
5. You'll still have a hold on the present home you stay

Know this.....
Your wife is ready to change and such a humble woman to agree to want to resign for peace to reign


Downside.....
Change of school for the kids
New friends for the kids
Change of environment for the kids
Running two homes but you'll manage as a man living alone

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by amojis(m): 7:33pm On Jan 19, 2021
Anyone that can help me with any slot, i would pay 2-3mill depending on the agency...

But I would authenticate it before payment is done and no part payment please...

I am also making this offer. Scammers stay off
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please I Need A Job In Kano by amojis(m): 8:59pm On Feb 12, 2020
Deadline 13 FEB Send ur cv to WEBSITE:https://groomingcentre.org/careers

Interview is next week
Romance / Throwback Courtship Photo Of Ngozi Okonjo And Her Husband by amojis(m): 3:55pm On Mar 22, 2019
The sweetest aspect of marriage is building from the scratch together. What do you think?

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Car Talk / Re: Top 5 Signs Of A Bad Fuel Injector by amojis(m): 7:21am On Feb 10, 2018
@phillips1959
I had the same problem with my Honda EOD. Took it to my mechanic and he changed my fuel pump, cleaned up the fuel filters with thinner, brought out the air filters and cleaned them then changed some bad spark plugs. When I put on the car its 'slow' became too high that he had to reduce it. It suddenly felt like a race car when cruising up or down hill!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Interview Invitation by amojis(m): 12:16pm On Jan 03, 2018
How did it go pls, and who are they? Was invited for this weekend
Politics / Fuel: Government Convoy Seen Buying Roadside Fuel (pics) by amojis(m): 6:58am On Dec 26, 2017
Yea, it has gotten to this, yet the minister of petroleum should not be blamed?

Career / Re: Human Resource Professionals: by amojis(m): 10:58am On Nov 20, 2017
Pls I am in need of PE1 study pack and past questions. Email is amojisco@yahoo.com
Education / Re: Please How Can I Improve In My English Speaking. by amojis(m): 9:11am On Oct 16, 2017
In addition to apt suggestions above, be watchful of your written English too. Like the topic to your thread, it should be 'How do I improve on my spoken English' and not English speaking. It gets better with time as you make up your mind to heed to suggestions given

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Career / Re: Head Office Vs Branch Office: Where Do You Prefer To Work? by amojis(m): 12:43pm On Feb 08, 2017
Head Office......easy to rise, easy to be fired on whim for messing up, you'll have fake friends as colleagues, subordinates will fear and respect you for being an a**hole superior (eye service things)

Branch Office.....easy to run higher degrees, monitor your side business, closer friends as colleagues, your subordinates wont respect you as an a**hole superior

For me, branch office after my masters degree, professional exams and establishing a side business. After that.....head office all the way till i leave the organization!

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Forum Games / Can You Tell The Correct Answer? by amojis(m): 4:42pm On Jan 17, 2017
Lets see who are the geniuses....

Nairaland / General / Have You EVER Seen This Snake-like Animal Before? by amojis(m): 6:08am On Nov 26, 2016
Please somebody should tell us what kind of animal is this. Snake-like and has a weird face like an old human.

Na ooo......

Science/Technology / How We Make Calls In Naija Those Days(pix) by amojis(m): 10:35am On Apr 04, 2016
Were you born then when units for calls was thru this card with calling booths sited in strategic places? Enough queuing those days!

Autos / Wow....!new Mercedes S65 With 7 Gears, 6 Exhaust, Etc. (pics) by amojis(m): 8:48am On Mar 23, 2016
Check out the new limited edition Mercedes Benz with 400 speedometer, 6 exhaust and 7 gears! Definitely death on wheels oooo

Romance / Re: Help Me! I Think My Wife Is A Witch. by amojis(m): 3:51pm On Mar 15, 2016
There ws a guy who was in d same situation too. Waking up under d bed with pillow under his head every oda nyt he touches his wife. It was found through prayers dat she had a spirit husband who comes to sleep on the bed to make love to the woman while he carries d man under d bed. She was delivered through prayers. Prayer and deliverance is the key bro.

Some ladies are not 'human' ooo even dou u met them at the bank!

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Agriculture / Weird Or Normal Tree? (picture) by amojis(m): 11:48am On Feb 29, 2016
This tree has both mango and cashew fruits growing on it. Is this supposed to be normal grafting, weird happening or just end time like some nairalanders will say?

Family / Re: What Kind Of Parent Are You, Or Going To Be? (pics) by amojis(m): 8:34am On Feb 09, 2016
Here, sori ntwk

Family / What Kind Of Parent Are You, Or Going To Be? (pics) by amojis(m): 7:45am On Feb 09, 2016
Your perspective matters in shaping your child to be a leader, helper, goal-getter, or a truant, or laidback person.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny: Crying And Refusing To Give Up Fight (photo) by amojis(m): 9:02pm On Feb 06, 2016
D slippers is for running ooo......wen d need arises
kilokeys:
Whats the point of that slippers o...

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Jokes Etc / Funny: Crying And Refusing To Give Up Fight (photo) by amojis(m): 8:56pm On Feb 06, 2016
Wen ur friends are shouting bruce lee! N u av received the beating of ur life! U just wont give up

Politics / Re: Abubakar Audu Is Dead - Sahara Reporters by amojis(m): 8:39pm On Nov 22, 2015
Apostle Johnson Suleman mentioned Kogi election last 2 sundays. That any politician who intends to use people's heads to win election in the state will die even before d outcome of the election.

Only God knows........RIP

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Politics / Governor El-rufai Eating Sugarcane (pic) by amojis(m): 10:56pm On Oct 22, 2015
The man who doesnt 'send' anyone has done it again. He recently told his critics of his appointments to go climb a rock n fall down and die.

Now its a sugarcane in public glare!

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Science/Technology / Re: What Technology Did You Expect Would Be Available Now That Isn't? by amojis(m): 10:00am On Sep 27, 2014
zemaye: A device that will stop me from shedding tears when cutting onions
simply put a slice of bread in ur mouth wen cutting onions. Works wonders in stopping tears wen cutting onions

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Crime / Re: Found Abducted Chibok Girl 4 Months Pregnant by amojis(m): 10:41pm On Sep 25, 2014
@olajide8.....i wonder hw such a child will b welcomed by d family n d society. It'l b a smear on such a child
Crime / Found Abducted Chibok Girl 4 Months Pregnant by amojis(m): 8:32pm On Sep 25, 2014
News just coming in shows that the recently found abducted Chibok girl is four months pregnant. The girl who is said to be in a traumatic situation tested positive for pregnancy test carried out on her. I pray she tests negative for HIV too. God help naija ma country. Sources: Osun Defender and The Cable
Religion / Re: The Air Force Will Now Allow Airmen To Omit ‘so Help Me God’ by amojis(m): 1:15pm On Sep 18, 2014
Hmmm....smbdy will soon sue d US Government fr still usin the word 'God' in their country's motto and currencies to assert his right as a citizen who doesnt blv in such
Career / Re: Vacancy - Human Resources Manager by amojis(m): 1:33pm On Sep 12, 2014
location pls
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by amojis(m): 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2014
@paroman.....is it filled already?

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