₦airaland Forum

OREMUSSANCTUS:
wait or jega to release d real results
Accept defeat now its never too late
SS cum SE no wahala
SW we gonna dug it out
North we gonna get 25%
We already winning
Inec should pls release chatham house ward result now, pls no delay
While pdp swears in jonathan at d eagle square on may 29, apc will swear in buhari on google square

Must you copy and paste?

UrennaNkoli:
GEJ the looser is grief stricken. Where is PEJ ? Its been a while aunty. We haven't heard from you since. Can you construct a sentence for us from your facebook page as regards the elections ?

Hope the tears is flowing well ?
Sai Buhari.

Chai
But Sister anywhere I see You I must see SaiBuhari
Well, I love the Spirit!


GMB all the way!
Sai Baba
Sai Buhari

Guys that talk too much.

Guys that gossip

Guys that are Lazy

We are are the ones causing d problem

So many tribessssz
And religious bigot


I wish Us all d best!

How true is this?


I hope no casualties!!

maryam6:
Nupenchi wo yuo?

So far so good
D little years I've spent in Minna is as peaceful as u can ever imagine !!




Nigerlites Rocks

Dotwillis1:
So wat v u gained from beating her? Respect? ..hell no!

Two wrongs dont mk a right

Why are u a mumu?

Well why am I not on d list

Ehn

www.nairaland.com/amosamali

ikweremilitant:
so na osi ba jer mama pix go dey ballot box?na her face go win election? Ha! Apc and mediocrity,shioor...awon oni ra nu.

Why are you a mumu nw?

Omamibaby:
Please help me, our marriage is less than a year but my husband is driving me crazy, i feel like killing him. There was a point i wished that something to happen to him so i can rest and have peace
of mind.
My husband has so many female friends and which he claims there is nothing between them yet they keep calling him at odd hours.
He comes back to the house very late.
Before we got married he always takes me along but now I live like a woman with no husband. The most painful part of everything
is that my husband was nobody when I met him. I stood by him, we work hard together
when things were tough while we were dating. Now he has gotten a good job, all he do is to go to the bar, call girls (long call), come back late. Now he deletes every
message in his phone. Recently, He forgot to delete one of the
message he sent to a girl which he told her that he misses her and still loves her. When I met and confronted him, he didn’t say
anything rather he started keeping malice with me for days.
What I don’t understand about the whole situation is that he makes it seem I’m the bad
person, he always say “did I marry him or his phone, that he saw other girls before he got
married to me?” What bothers me is that, if a man has nothing to hide, while will he gets
angry when the wife touch his phone.
I’m so unhappy and I’m scared of walking out because his people have this bad notion
about yoruba women that they don’t stay in their husband’s house and our marriage is
just 10 months old. I’m fed up and tempted to poison him.

Okk
Don't try killing him
Most especially with poison
Just give him sometime
You can report to people who are close to him and who wld listen to him
You can as well inform his suitors he his Married



Sometimes I wonder what girls gain in dating married Men

funmilayoB:
Thank god no 1 has ever gotten under my skirt

So you do wear trouser when you.......?

baybeeboi:
APC trying everything they can since 1798.
GEJ till...........

Mumu when was APC formed ?

mrborntodoit:
Good survey! I knew Gej will be the #1 on the list.

Buhari is only known in Lagos ( APC enclave ) and in Katsina ( his home state )

Then hw did u know who Buhari is ?


Buhari till 2023

So Cuteeeeeeee!

Lifebender:
They dont punish us in rome where i school

Yeah dats true
Schooling in Rome alone is enough Punishment!

OkikiOluwa1:
I attended the famous Baptist Boys' High School (BBHS).
It's a school known for producing great Nigerians such as me, former president Olusegun Obasanjo, Late Chief MKO Abiola, former governor of Ogun State Otunba Gbenga Daniel and several others.

But my school's toilet doesn't depict its greatness.
BBHS had the worst toilet I ever used!

Last bullet
The worst punishment in my secondary school is to wash the school's toilet.
The toilet is an 8 holes pit latrine.
It housed the baddest flies, odours and diseases you can think of.
The toilet is just as bad as you can imagine.
For you to wash BBHS toilet, you must be a notorious student.

I was hospitalised for 3 days after washing it!

So in another news You were/are a notorious student!

Switpal:
GEJ til 2019

Really?

LOL!!!

Oh I see ,You're a Ghanian

If he trully wanted to use you for Ritual he would do the ritual there in Ghana!

Una juju Strong too







Buh to me he was just being sarcastic, No strings attached!

See dis Man oh
You want to marry a Lady whose parents are Rich over a Young pretty Lady whose parents are struggling
How are u even sure d both of dem even Love you to marry You,most especially dat rich One

Bros!...Marry d one dat loves n respect You

So wats d final conclusion?

Light no dey for ma area

ItsAnderson:
Good evening my lovely pals, pls I need your candid
advice, me & my finance are presently courting, also
getting ready to be together and I notice dis attitude of
staring at a man's biceps or chest whenever we are together. The
one that got me annoyed most was on Friday when
am together with her and her friend watching a movie,
suddenly they showed Iyanya Mr Oreo video and she quickly shouted “ah dis is big chest and sexy six packs o" I felt ashamed cuz I have flat chest
and not quite long I left d parlour to the room
thinking. Pls pals wht will be ur advice to me on dis
issue because am afraid of going into dis marriage wit
her cos of dis attitude. Thanks.

Go and Gym

damseyl:
The signs to knw the ones who are nt broke nko?

Relax I'm pretty sure there is a counter thread!

debolly:
Op....Seriously, all these for a broke girl.....so only broke girls love social media. That can't be true

Nope
Loving a social Media is just part of a Broke girl's characteristics!

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] [b] Ok let us humor you and agree to your critique....But we don't think the alternative is Buhari maybe Fashola but most definitely NOT Buhari, because to be sincere Nigerians are feeling the transformation..there is almost steady power supply, cheap foodstuffs are abound,transportation has been excellent,economic diversification on point with its positive effect of boosting revenue,aid industrialization and put money in our pockets via employement (at this rate we should be hosting a World Cup!)..all of these despite the fall of the naira due to almost freefall price of crude oil and its global negative effect(the Euro has fallen into an 11 year all time low). Nigerians cannot be decieved nor SCAMMED by sentimental half-lies into supporting a dyed in wool bigot whose old age and illiteracy has been taken into consideration pending the relinqueshment of office via physical or mental impairment as a result old senility by a cabal (consisting chiefly of former pdp members and other corrupt entites) who are keen on the oil blocs,oil contracts,petroleum import licenses,fertilizer contract imbezzlement,National theatre acquisition, ministerial positions,federation account,foreign external reserves,tax revenues,custom revenues,tollgate on thirdmainland bridge and not to the people, especially those chanting 'sai buhari' and 'change'..."the devil we know is better than the angel we don't know"[/b] [/color]

Am I in Ghana?

keeper1:
I mess today,lecturer ran out of class



Now,laugh if you dont want to be raped

And I forgot to laugh!

Keneking:
This is nice.

Seun
mynd44

What do you think? Bankers too love romance wella instead of concentrating on balancing their accounts.This banker must be working for Unity or BankPhB or Mainstreet Bank.

Nooo


I thinks its WEMA bank..

jessiecah:
Sweetie, don't walk in your daddy's shoes

Lol

You again

jessiecah:
Okon is quite funny....if shortie iyana is taller than Okon, it means

Buh Iyanya is taller dan You na!

Just saying

Juliedora79:
Weaves or braids. Its still very long. Same trademark.

I said it,U must b in Ikorodu!