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nateevs you just ended the career of an upcoming analyst before he gets started. This is a serious beatdown

FBS:
All of una wey dey shout data this, data that...
Yes data is of high importance, has it place but not a substitute for actually watching these players play (eye test).
Our scouts shouldn't get lazy relying ONLY on data then paying ridiculous fees.

Data won't tell you whether a player has a warrior mentality or a fragile one, data won't tell you how difficult a missed chance was except you have the heat map of the action even that won't capture the moment, data won't reveal to you Randomness and football has a lot of Randomness. There are many things that data won't reveal to you so depending heavily upon data to make choice in a highly random event like sport is risky and this is why teams who depend heavily on data usually fall off after a brief period of success.

Donjazet2:
IBB endorses Obi.

Omoo This election go sweet oo.

Oasis jungle never mature finish abi e still need additional touches.

Hope you are not referring to the parody account on Twitter?

Chelsea are in talks with Shaktar over hijacking Mudryk - Darijo Srna is expected to meet with Chelsea in London this week. (
@JackRosser_
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BlueMann:
Pedro Neto is one player I do really like, but his fitness is an issue and we already have enough consultant doctors in the squad. If we can get a good deal, no problem.

I like him and Podence. His niggling injuries are a thing of concern, but I will take him or Podence without batting an eyelid.

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“Declan Rice remains a priority for Chelsea. UCL football is by no means guaranteed for Chelsea next season but Rice is looking at the bigger picture. Rice would ideally prefer a London move, but it won’t be a dealbreaker-factor in his final decision."

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@JacobsBen

“Yes now!!! Enzo Fernández is going to play for Chelsea.”

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Ibn al-Qayyim رحمه الله said:

“Spending time thinking of past regrets, is a waste of time in the present.”

[Madarij as-Salikeen (v. 3, p. 49)]

disstroyy:
Some folks think I just love to troll Shekau-lite by terming him a murderous fanatic but I mean it - he's a moderous fanatic.

Here's our resident kaboomist bragging he lives amongst and dines with killers in 2019.


He confirmed he knows those responsible for the killings in the country. Is it any wonder why he criticized the BBC for exposing bandits through the documentary early last year?

All ye infidels take note.

There is hardly anybody of my age who lived in my neighbourhood in early 2000s who wouldn't know who the bad guys are gangstejust like you claiming to know that Wike controlling some of the militants in the Creeks; does that make you a militant? On the BBC video you don't give airtime to criminals to glorify their atrocities and the BBC won't do same if it were to be in their country as alluded to by Kadaria, you can twist it to fit ever narrative you want to fit Mr. South-South gangster

Ibn Taymiyyah رحمه الله said:

“Not every favor is an honor and not every test is a punishment.”

[Majmoo' al-Fataawa, 11/443]

GloriousGbola:
Na lie i talk?

Survival of the fittest
Only the strong survive
We living This to the day that we die.

Na sickler dey talk survival of the fittest?

Na bullet for all of them -

studio gangsters deceiving small pikins up and dan.

Ice cube was 100% middle class, read arch drafting.

Even Jay z wey dey form love-vendor - see the smallie wey cage am.

If 2pac were alive today I am sure he too would be doing family movies

Ice cube wey dey call everyone sellout in true to the game



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_zSt-qQfn4

Even Notorious B.I.G and Nas were not left out of the studio gangsters . No be 40Glock The Game beat come use am rap on top? This is why I dey laff people wey dey form NL South-South gangster.
Most people who act tough are soft guys seeking attention most deadly people are quiet and easy going but they will off you at the slightest provocation.

I am amused at the way folks are predicting winners of the Nigerian Presidential election but no one has predicted who's supporters are more likely to pick their PVCs.

E go shock us. Ignorance is not a strategy. Emeka Azuka Okoye

Academy Right-Back Derrick Abu was in first team training today.

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@TheChelseaSpot

Sources connected to senior players are under the impression this will be Jorginho’s last season with Chelsea.

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@SJohnsonSport

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Chelsea are closely looking at Joao Felix but would prefer more of a penalty box specialist striker. Initial conversations with English clubs have been around a £18.5m total loan package - includes loan fee & €6m gross salary coverage.
If the loan fee drops to a value which one of his English suitors deem worth it - Felix will be playing in the premier league very soon.
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@David_Ornstein
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Trust the process, the boys gave everything.

Why were both Chelsea full-backs tucked infield with a narrow front 3? Why was Havertz dropping with nobody then penetrating in-behind? Potter’s structure in possession didn’t look right. Chelsea are missing some attacking profiles but Potter is not maximising what he has either. Premier League Panel

Low-budget cultist forming "area fada " somebody tell the fake con-boy to focus on selling his body to his fellow batty-boys or the semi-literate olosho he chats with that couldn't spell beards correctly and misspelt it as bear; hold up! perhaps his beards was referred to as teddy bear and he mistook it as a positive compliment.

Not working out => being overweight
The logic of the budding entrepreneur

When you try to prove your detractors wrong you will end up proving them right, fakers be howling at us behind a wall forgetting we can penetrate their barricade with the laser-light.

Grand Theft we are not discussing how to snatch a car here go and play with your mates at the game house.

Real Gs walk in Silence like the G in Lasagna. Ariwoko no be music

Even Invictus Obi was featured on Forbes 30 under 30 that year as an entrepreneur before FBI exposure, Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos fame even Copied Steve Jobs appearance and deceived notable and influential people as an inventor cum entrepreneur before she was exposed as a sweet-talking fraud masquerading as the next Jobs that dropped out of Stanford.

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Benfica manager Roger Schmidt on Enzo Fernandez: “I don’t know if this was his last match. Sometimes in football things happen and players have to make a decision. We will see what happens.”

larride:
The gauntlet has been on the floor for months now and none of them dare pick it up because they know their candidate has no range when it comes to verifiable achievements.

My candidate vs yours

Donjazet2:
Take it from me, I understand exactly how you feel right now. That moment when banters become personal. But if you just decided to blow steam offline for a few hours the whole thing will subside.

I keep saying it that the only currency we have here is our opinions. That's the only thing that counts here. Whatever you both have, whoever you both are, it doesn't matter here, it has no substance because you're not depending on either of yourselves for anything.
All we have are OPINIONS. You log online you come here, we discuss issues and that's all. DISCUSS!

So please just let this slide. No need to take anything offline.

I have been praying for times like this.