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Preetiex:
have u done urs

no

GloriaNinja:
AND SOOOOOOOOO.... I SHOULD FRY SHARWARMA.?

you could fry your two eyes if you like

Phunmmielurlar:
Biko wat s dis abt.....can u elaborate?

from what i heard, JAMB wants all jambites to go to any approved CBT-Center to update/upload their exact o'level results.
as a matter of fact, i can recall that when i did jamb registration, d operator didn't type in my actual grades (even though i had d result with me). he told me then that we are going to be asked to fill in d actual grades later. so i gues that "later" has come now.

originalKsp:
my exam is on the same day, 1:20pm

same time, too. is ur venue also electronic test company?

Preetiex:
234 to 231

why was ur utme score reduced? score wey neva reach b4. all is well

Preetiex:
masscom

i can see why u may neva hav taken maths seriously. personaly, i feel unilag post utme is not fair enough to those who are deficient in maths but very sound in d core subjects relevant to their chosen courses.
but all d same, i beliv if u can get som1 to put u thru d PQ then u wil realize that d questions aint that hard. what day is ur exam? mine is 20th

Preetiex:
dear i swear i dont understand mathematics o,i am thinking of wat to do now

what course did u put in for?

originalKsp:
Which of the following points does not lie on the lie 2y + 5x -4=0?
A. (0,8,0)
B. (1,-0.5)
C. (0,2)
D. (2,3)

cc Phunmmielurlar , Preetiex , amrichy , Dreexzy ,
Kod3007 , superdanny10 , frankele ,

d answer is D. When u sustitute 2 for x and 3 for y, u have 2(3)+5(2)-4 which gives 12 (which does not satisfy d equation).
wen u substitute d values of x and y in d other options, u get 0 which satisfies d equation (meaning dat d points lie on the line represented by d equation)

originalKsp:
2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2014, 2016...that's 6.

it's actualy 5; 2014 shud not be counted

Phunmmielurlar:
Dozen crates=12
No of bottle each=24
12×24=288 (A)

Funmi was born on february 29 1996. How many birthdays has she celebrated till date?

Preetiex:
how do i register with phone

it is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED that u do d registration with a COMPUTER!

Preetiex:
pls how much is registration

2200 (going to unilag account) + whatever amount u are charged in whichever cafe u do d registration

originalKsp:
Seen. I've the one you sent and some others. I've hosted all of them on my site, you can download the others and share the posts.
This is the link http://samimath.com/unilag-pq

this is quite helpful. thanks

LayorAde:
anybody dat nids d past question(soft copy) should send his/her email address

pls, i need d PQ too; ayobamir@yahoo.com ,again ayobamir@yahoo.com.
thanks and God bless

we nigerians masses (the educated youth especialy) have realy got to stop allowing som politicians from toiling wt our future d way they like. obasanjo is just a mere human like you and i, but because we've been too tolerant of injustices and lack the will to fight for our rights, we have now made him so unwarrantedly powerfu. until we decide to take our destiny in our hands, ds ppu wil keep treatin us like they own us!

Shol3:
Fine fine girls

i can bet that, given the right make-up, u're finer than any one of them

Sfateema:
You ain't bad

u ursef aren't bad either ... buh, in my candid opinion, u aint gud enof to be mis9ja

certainly trump didn't utter/write those words. he couldn't have; at least not openly! but i'm sure that's what many whites actualy think about blacks, african blacks especialy.
so for a moment, i want to urge us to forget about d authorship/source of d write-up, reflect thoughtfuly on its contents, and then make comments on how true or otherwise we think d write-up is.

davbravo:
Yes, but don't you have the statement of result from your school( that'll be preferable)....But make sure you get it before the screening that'll be done after the Admission list has been released, cos it'll be required by then.

pls i'm also havin d same issue, so i want to kno how sure u are that d statement of results obtained from one's school is preferable to the result print-out from net. do u hav any evidenc or experienc to back up ds claim? thanks

YahwehPenis:
How wil u be going and be cumming? Stop saying such thing since only Jesus can be going and be cumming. He will cum again Nd this is d second cumming called erupture of the scent. He will establish his condomn on earth when he cums.

u're a fiery tamented punster

ur head is not correct for wanting to SELL Jesus!

WetinConsignMe:
My Religiuosity not withstanding, I actually think man will destroy himself. Has it ever occured to u that maybe the comming has already occurred. It clearly says in.the sciptures it will occure before those alive then all pass away

i was just kiddin bro; i hav no iota of beliv in any second coming of some jesus.
as per whether man is going to destroy himsef or not, i think there is a very huge possibility of man bringin about his own annihilation. with all d nuclear weapons many nations hav in their posesion, all it's going to take 4 man to self-destruct is THIRD WORLD WAR!

WetinConsignMe:
I have to admit u have a point. I have no doubt man will reach imortaity given enough time. The question is will he destroy himself before then.

unfortunately, we are not going to hav enough time to attain immortality. did i hear u ask why?
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'cos jesus is coming soon!

uvalued:
lets live long to see the day man can use science to prevent death...but
until then death is inevitable...

sadly, as much as i wud hav loved to see death conquered, i hav to admit that d cure for death might stil take man a couple of centuries to find; it's quite a profoundly complex mission (BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE!

d reason wy almost all tech giants are nonreligious is actualy quite simpu and here goes:
religion necesarily entail d beliv in a superhuman being/deity that has d power to influenc one's life and solv one's problems. consequently, a religios person makes less use of his intelectual ability and critical thinking skil to take charge of his life and solv whateva problem he/she is besieged with; he merely prays to a god/godes 4 solutn 2 a problem he cud actualy solv himsef.
on d other hand, an irreligious person fundamentaly doesn't rely on any sky dady or water mumy or ancestral spirit to solve his problems. henc, he is forced to maximaly utilize d most valuable tool in his posesion (his intelectual power) to figure out solutions to his problems ; and this has proved to be far more efficacious than praying to a deity.
i'm yet to see a technological invention or innovation, or any practica solution to a problem, that was born out of praying to a god!!!

uvalued:
i pray you live long to witness their futility... death is not analyzable in the lab so they cant stop it..can i hear you say amen

d fact that YOU can't "analyze" death in a lab doesn't mean no one can!
just think 4 a moment about all d amazin thinz (many of which ppu like u wud have thought imposibu) humans hav been able to acomplish tecnologicaly, scientificaly, medicaly etc and u wil realize that some day, sooner or later, man wil be abu to prolong life significantly or perhaps find a cure to death.
"whatever d mind of a man can conceive and believe, he can achieve!" who wud hav deemed it possible to communicate instantaneously with anyone in almost any place on earth?

Tamarapetty:
help summarize

i'm quite baffled right now; ar u a human or an angel? ur beauty is wow!

here is a word of advice 4 u if u're interested in having as many nairalanders as posibu read ur write-ups: EMBRACE BREVITY AND CONCISENESS.
beliv me no one wil be willin to spend severa minutes on a single article when there are hundreds of other equaly gud or even beta ones availabu.
by d way, u look quite beautifu

purples25:
Are you sure about 53? ....... Wow a lot of us are more privileged than we think.

it's not really about privilege, but mainly becos of d populatn of children and infants

the question of who or what created god or caused him/it to exist is not only valid, but also perfectly reasonable.
as humans, through our day to day xperienc n careful observatn of d universe, we'v com 2 understand that d existenc of everytin is ALWAYS caused by som other things(although we may often not fuly understand what these thinz ar). henc wen d bibl atributes d existenc of d univers to som eterna god, d exceptiona eternity of ds god makes no logica sense in our mind n we ther4 ask questns about it.
but personaly, i no longer ask ds question again becos i now kno wat d answer is. we humans invented d idea of a god, of satan, of heaven n hell n many other IMAGINARY thinz in an effort to make sense of certain things in d world.
in other words god, satan, angel, demon, heaven, hell etc are all a product of our imagination. THEY HAVE NO REAL EXISTENCE. I dont think god(if he truly exists) wud expect any thinkin human to beliv his existenc thru a book full of talking-snake/tower-of-babel myths.

exodustravels:
Am I the only one that felt that Genny beauty is actually exaggerated? She's cute no doubt but the accolade seems too much

way too much my brother! i come across countless girls/ladies daily who are doubly more beautiful than her. she is beautiful, no doubt, but NOT exceptionaly so.

pweetiedee:
Cry over what? That she is rich and famous or that she has a beautiful daughter?

she will cry over depriving hersef of all d fun, blessing, companionship and above all regular SINLESS F**KING she wud hav enjoyed had she been married. Two, in most cases, are better than one.
i'm sure that at ds stage of her life, she wud already be desperate to settle down wit som1, But given her class and calibre, findin Mr Right wud be hard?
by d way, can u as a girl/lady/woman decide to stay single just because u're famous n wealthy?