₦airaland Forum

9ja I dey hail ooo in d voice of san sultAn

I reAd in A post yeStaday by a nairalAnder abt GMB acting as a rep frm d BH sect wn d FG called frm peace tuk n negoTiations. It minz dat if Am 2 add 1+1 I wuld b left wif no thought dat our prsidential aspirant of d APC got an idea Abt d BH activities

jingh:
thank God you know your President wife is a joke

na u sabi oOoo...I nevA sAid so ,I ws oly referring to d post we Av heard n sin dat countlez tymz we nid sumfin nu,creative n innovative n nt copy n paste jokes

You forgot to add one of the most impotant info: incase you are posted to one of the northErn stateS take permission from PPA rush down to your village ask for d best BAba let him pRePare ODeishi for u agaisnt bombs n aboki knife...A word is enuf fr d wise

Stale joke[b]Stale joke[/b]Stale joke

Abah make una freestyle d homie na part of d experience wey him dey try obtain so him go put am fr him CV cos if u go seek fr job dem go say must av 10yrs working experience...is an achievement

IamOpemipo:
Why didt d gods take the cash b4 u got there..or they jus wanna invisibly stay @ the junction 2 show off their wad of cash..dem b harry song ni?

Lwkm...wetin cum concern harry song wif moni 4 d gods

Y b say sum pipo sabi lie...fr dis harSh economy.pason cum dy tel us say him go pass am.....as fr me na simple fin I go do wetin we bin dey do fr primary skul back in doz day...na 2 pee fr d moni na shekina

Dis is no pison na rEhabilitation center b dis na

Sparkle777:
I dont get it, is this place a prison or a resort? Some hotels in Naija never had it so good.

Chai wetin I cum luk fr laf wan kill me

Wah ya say abt dis...dis goz 2 d professionals

natureblack:
hey jigaboo,you need to learn writing constructively,what's with the cacography/sensational-spelling.You've succeeded dwindling with my eyes.........geez

Hey bby snake I no call ya maut put hre ooo..reading my post no b must...

[b][/b]u oly knw u r high wen u r filin low singing in passenger's voice

Cold done catch juju[color=#990000][/color]

I tut as much...I jus op dis isn't one of doz propaganda...but cum ooo to faz fat APC got a lot of elites...dis race is sure gona b no easy ride fr Dpd[b][/b]

[b][/b]Ii wish all dis trash d HB sect r doin wre 2 b unda d OBJ reign I swear baba fr don wipe dem all off d surface of earth jus like hw pason dey do blackberry wipe wen virus affect BB...him fr wipe evn plus deir generations unborn [color=#770077][/color]

kaboninc:
Its is you my friend who is failing to comprehend. GEJ SAID he built you UNIVERSITIES, PRIMARY and SECONDARY schools. He SAID he has ELIMINATED MIDDLEMEN from the sale of fertilisers. He said YOU may not have experienced a TRAIN ride before now. But NOW, you can take a TRAIN at VERY AFFORDABLE rates from LAGOS to IBADAN, to KANO, from PH to ENUGU while to MAIDUGURI is under construction. He said he is EQUIPPING or ARMED FORCES!

Are these not solid facts?

Am fr d south n an Akwa Ibomite at dat...I need nt mention wah d Gov of my state hs done unda dPd..I aint desputing any fact of d president not workin n I wil b d last pason to alter strong n offensive words aginst any1 in powa cos I know hw n wah it fils 2 b dre,instead I cum up wif constructive criticism n if posible ways 2 solve any given problem facing any particular body....
My question is dis cnt we av wah d likes of d U.S.A got wre d get 2 engage d aspirants in one on one debate wre dey get 2 ansa d electorates question n giv us risons y dey shuld rule us or b our servant leaders

[/s][s]

bagreejones:
before I looked at the draft that said $9300 , I didnt believe that...my... brother woz actualy earning money part time on there computar. . there best friend haz done this 4 only about 1 year and as of now cleard the mortgage on there mini mansion and purchased themselves a Car . you can try this out........


✒✒✒✒✒✒✒✒ w­­w­­w.J­­o­­bs-s­­p­­o­­t.c­­o­­m

[s]

bagreejones:



✒✒✒✒✒✒✒✒ w­­w­­w.J­­o­­bs-s­­p­­o­­t.c­­o­­m

[/s]

bagreejones:


✒✒✒✒✒✒✒✒ w­­w­­w.J­­o­­bs-s­­p­­o­­t.c­­o­­m

Story fr d gods

Sunday8650:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/174535-fashola-lambasts-jonathan-speech-lagos-pdp-rally.html

Sumtymz as individual we al av to stand fr wat is rit,sumtyms we av 2 put away sentiments n b ril. Av bin a fan of PDP gues mayb as I ws gowin dat ws jus d ruling party. I tuk tym to listen 2 GEJ speech fellow 9jarians I bet u dat man hd natfin,al he kept doin ws pushin blames,c'mon wah dis country nids is actions n solutions n nt apotioning blames 2 pipo.pls n pls al we nid is fr doz old cargo 2 giv way fr d youths 2 test dis powa atlist fr ones. We kip haering dat we r d future of 2moro no wonda dey say 2moro neva cumz...2 me ooo both GEJ & GMB aint wut we nid.let dem go hme 2 deir families n giv d youth a chance.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=29608239][/quote]D ol story is bullshit...doz guys wre jus set up...na dem kul d poor homies fr opration na dem stil cum arrest dem,abah dats nt fair

Innodon:
Am I suppose to start lafin

Innodon:
Am I suppose to start lafin

Innodon:
Am I suppose to start lafin

Unam ikot lafin no b by force Ooo...sinz e b say d problem of ur life 2 big way b say u no fit laf afta al dis hilarious pix

FNNEWS:
Popular Nigerian Musician Sean Tizzle performed naked at the UNIBEN Coke Studio Africa show this afternoon.

The show, organised by #CokestudioAfrica was held at Hall 2 Car Park of the great institution, and had the likes of Rayce, Oritse Femi, Sean Tizzle, amongst others in attendance.

The high point of the show was when Sean Tizzle was to perform, and in a coke-induced frenzy, started tearing off his clothes to throw at the audience.

He threw his jacket, chains, wrist watch, face cap, tee-shirt, shoe, and belt at the audience who were scrambling to catch the prized items.

Re-invigorated by the frenzy, he also tore off his remaining clothing and threw at the audience, leaving only his boxers.

This got the students so wild that it caught the attention of the security forces within the school.

They apprehended Sean Tizzle and bounced him off-stage, into a van which took him straight to the famous Oluku Psychatric Hospital in Benin-City where he was placed under immediate observation for signs of madness or EBOLA…

VISIT www. FOR MORE HILARIOUS NEWS

#DontMissThenextFunnyThing

Lie lie...show us pix so we confirm if true or nt...

ramje:
Wooow....so funny,got my ribs cracking

ramje:
Wooow....so funny,got my ribs cracking

ramje:
Wooow....so funny,got my ribs cracking

Chai I go die wif laf