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rottennaija:
They would refund it period

n how dey tell ya is fr tax?

1stola:
Hell! Will be let loose.

y say so

wetin cum concern d font wre d homie use wif wetin eim just notice n fil he shares wif us all?

Rolly7:
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get ur comments coming in

Going through my pix when I stumbled on this very hilarious pix so I felt I share with my follow NL so i know how u feel if u get this kind of alert in ur fone from ur bank

BeeBeeOoh:
This is why FELA sang, "Suffering And Smiling. Just look at d way shesqueezed the oranges beyond human imagination..




Her fingers shaa..

e b lyk say she no soak hasev we'll we'll fr the bleach wey b say ha fingers no folow change colour abi she b camelon wre dey change color ni??

MRLINGTON:
If you're about to get married..which of this kind of women would you love to marry??

I will go for the two both of them

goodnewz1:
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Why having to politicize every trend that appears on NL...is so annoying,GOOOOSH!!!!

InZA:
Ehen my brother....


Thank you ooooo


I think say na only me


Nairaland guys wan kii me for hia

Na crime to stand out from d crowd ni

InZA:
I'm a guy and I hate watching football, Infact I'd rather be seated on a needle for 2hours than watch football for a minute, but the flip side is... I'm highly attracted to girls that love watching football... I just feel it's kinda cute.


So chenor.... I'm attracted to you

Are you single

choi laf wan strangle me....na because of ur post I login oooo....tut I ws d oly guy hu isn't a fut fanatic. Sum fwend sumtymz say AMA jerk n lunatic,rili dunno y jus because I dnt watch futbal

pinkycute:
What forbidden fruit If I may ask

come to fink of it ooo pinkycute gud u askd wah forbidden fruit

Abeg if u wan steal no steal d one wey d guy tire gele...na my pasona pix b dat ooo...god bless u as u comply

Warlord3000:
Really enjoyed viewing all this pics..

Definitely stealing some of it

D gal n d statu....dah z uniuyo fine art dept....akwa ibom ado okey

zonax:
Funny

Chai

Una neva jam

Le' meridian on point

oziduru:
Nollywood actresses Annie Idibia and Ini Edo arrived Uyo Akwa Ibom this morning to campaign for governorship aspirant, Udom Emmanuel.

It should be recalled yhat both of them are from Akwa Ibom.

Source: http:///4zq

Our nigerian politicials ehn...they got their scheme of whinnig the heads of their electorates especially when they Ned their vote....I laugh in uzbekistan......kikikukukhehekikihuhee...dunno if anyone sees what I see?

emusmith:
Thnx bro.

u r welucum

Just whatthe pupolace have been glamouring for.isn't just about consultations and rallies,it also has to do with coming down to the common man,those who you solicite their support and votes. Questions laying waste beckoning for answers: if you are been voted in what are the things you would do for them when you ae elected into your desired positions,how would solve the problems/challenges facing the state you want to serve.
Is hightime we as a people stop being deceived by the money the so called politicials offer as a ransome for our votes. Let's listen to what they have to offer and hold them to their manifesto....stop being partisan and sentimental

They never know

emusmith:
When we were kids, Romeo and Juliet made us "think" that all we needed was just LOVE and then you can get the most beautiful girl in the world.
Now we know better that there are other REALITIES attached to the term " Love & Relationship".

Sometimes, some folks try to dodge their "duties" in a relationship/ marriage- this has only proven fatal as heartbreaks and divorce has become rampant.

I quickly want to explore some BITTER TRUTHS about relationships: focusing mainly on singles.

Some Knowledge To Arm Yourself With Before Entering The World Of Dating and Marriage.



1. Go for your Size!

Guys, stop fantacizing yourself with that wealthy man's daughter who walks on the street once a year and even when she does, her brothers and their big Alsatian dogs are with them! Stop injuring yourself, Go for your size! Ekaette, your neighbour, loves your dearly! Ladies, Prince Charming doesn't exist except in Holly hood! Are you Cinderella? Stop expecting Shell Manager! That youth Corper today might a future CEO you're snubbing! Go for your size! May "Big eye" not delay your marriage.



2. Some Guys are NOT worth saying YES to!

This does not contradict the point above but complements it. True, a lady is "due" for marriage doesn't make her desperate to marry just every Tom, Dick and Harry! No! Some guys are just not ready at all! He wants to marry and he still carries himself as a child in dressing and comportment! If you find such ones around you, blocking other interested guys from checking you out, please, ask him what he wants around you. Let him speak o!


3. Giving is inevitable in every relationship

You would agree with me that " You can Give without loving BUT you can't Love without giving"
If he loves you, he will give to you, vice versa!
I know a girl who hardly give to others but not to me- She gives to me!
Love gives! She CAN'T open her mouth and say she loves you if she doesn't always want to give you! Mba! I don't mean giving her body oo...



4. It's advisable to date a "hustling" guy than an "already made" one.


Most girls today are after the big shots and all. I'm not condemning that but I think "Love becomes stronger when it passes through the flames of suffering together!
Guys, the girl that keeps getting close to you even in that 10kobo job should be greatly considered when you hit it tomorrow!
The truth is that: Most "already-made" ones are taken! They know that the "fun loving" girls will come and want to start demanding a solid relationship from them, they will form nice and cool but a Player Remains A Player!



5. Cheating on your partner shows irresponsibility and immaturity.


It looks "smart" to be dating 3 guys at same time all because you think you're "fair" and "pretty"- and only one guy can't just be enjoying everything! OK!
You lack responsibility so you're not yet ready for marriage, maybe till like...Only immature girls do that though.
The guy who is busy cheating with the whole world saying "It's A Man's World", Okay na! When STDs go hold you, she go leave you and then you go no say "It's The Doctor's World"
I dunno why a guy or a girl who is really ready for marriage will still be having anything to do boyfriend/ girlfriend...



6. Beauty Is Only Skin Deep

Beauty fades, bro. His handsomeness will disappear when he refuses to yield to one of your request!
It's appalling that most good looking girls spend 18 hours in a day worrying about their looks, Gush! They make all kinds of hair! They're still interested in the "You look beautiful" FROM their old lovers! How sickening!
Guys, don't go for beauty. Shikena! Some will quickly say "Character"...It's not even just that as that word as being infiltrated and bastardized! Character has two major components: Kindness and Patience!


7. Know your place

You're his No. 1, Know your place! Don't let Jealousy thwart what you feel for him. Office work may demand more, that doesn't mean he's cheating on you...
In some relationships, this is hardly learnt!
You're not married to him yet, yet you're suspecting him like a CID...

You may bash, crucify, throw stones at me but...I don't care...

In a Marriage Scenario-

The Man and a woman still have their places! That doesn't mean a time won't come when the woman will be the "Bread Winner" but her ability NOT to assume the position of the "man" in the house will take GREAT MATURITY and DEEP UNDERSTANDING not all these "kparawuru"feminists who a certain man has put in the house, put ring in her finger but what did she put on him? NAGGING- Dragging for "Empty" right as if when the time really comes to prove a point, she can stand! SMH!

In conclusion: The essence of this thread is to ESPECIALLY inform anyone and everyone who is thinking about picking up the barton of dating...These tips can build you a healthy mindset your guy/ girl would benefit from.


Have a good evening!

Well written...mehn u just touched the softspot,u killed it n snailled it stight to the head...nice one

I thought Today's DPD is in abakilkii?