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farano:
What's wrong with that dude above me

I don't know lemme consult ifa on his behave

KaySwitch has been branded as selfish and insensitive over post on the Lekki robbery incident. It’s still the day after the gruesome daylight robbery in Lagos which left at least 3 policemen and civilians dead yesterday including a 15 year old hawker. With Nigerians still living in palpable fear over the attack and mourning the departed, DB Records act, Kayswitch shared a photo of the deceased fish seller with the caption: ‘I thank God for making me see today..Father God walk with me on all this hustle waka.’ Only seeing things from his own perspective without even as much as a word of prayer for the young trader unfortunately caught in the crossfire, some of his followers lashed out at him, describing his comments as ‘selfish’ and ‘insensitive’. Unable to respond and perhaps not deeming it fit to apologise, the singer who is also D’banj’s brother, has since deleted the post....


http://thenet.ng/2015/03/lekkirobbery-dbanjs-brother-kayswitch-bows-to-criticism-by-deleting-selfish-prayer/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

njuwo:
Naija the only place where
Where a man Happily meet a lady and
when she
goes back to her friends, their only
question was "Is
the guy loaded?
Where a blind beggar will reject a
fake naira note.
Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles
& Waters
sold in Satchets.
Where You Can Be A Driver For Years
Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'
Where Presidents and other
government officials
don't know the national anthem.
Where the Police on a road block makes
more
money a day than motorist and their
owners.
Where you are jailed for stealing
Maggi and yam
and others given a chieftancy title for
stealing billions
and Front row seat in churches.
Where we fight for everything. To
gain admission
to university, to get a job and to enter a
bus!

Read more: http://njuwo.com

where u buy a sachet of water for N5 and pay N30 to pee

Hope dis wnt crack ur ribs d more, Easy:
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this
time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen
to instructions! They don't
obey traffic rules! They don't wait for
their turn in anything!
They are completely reckless!
(Exasperated) In fact they have
made heaven a living hell since they got
here.
GOD: Then we better send them to
hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's
an issue I'm trying to
resolve.
Ten minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Ur worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has
turned into a crisis.
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me
in hell! (He stammers),
they... they... they have quenched
the
fire in hell and installed
air conditioners!....

world1:
Which of these do you love most?

1. Garri, sugar & Groundnut
2. Garri, sugar & Kuli kuli
3. Garri, sugar & Eja-dindin
4. Garri, sugar & Milk
5. Garri, salt & sugar
6. Garri, peanut & sugar
7. Garri, sugar & biscuit
8. Garri, salt & Eja sawa
9. Garri & ponmo-alata
10.Garri,& sugar, robo elegusi or alata
11.Garri & moimoi/ewa
12.Garri & Groundnut
13.Garri & Water
14.Garri & Eran dinidin
15.Garri & Coconut
16.Garri & Groundnut without Sugar
17.Garrison & Chin Chin
NO FORMING ooooo.
Dis is for ♍ƹ .....

u neva c or hear of garri n nutri-C?

hint: on air in the 90s

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she is only practicing what she studied in school....

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CrazyScientist:
OP don dey craze

do I take dah as a complement or wah?

It has barely taken any time at all for Chinese counterfeiters to rip-off Apple's latest creation. Fake versions of the Apple Watch can be bought for as little as £25 - despite the fact the real thing will set you back more than 10 times that. The flagship new product was only launched in San Francisco two days ago but knock-offs are already available in China. According to CNN Money, they can be found at Huaqiangbei electronics market in the southern city of Shenzhen, and others are being sold nationwide via popular e- commerce websites. Right down to the digital crown, the fakes mimic the design and style of Apple's new offering.

WTF na everyfin dis pipo go duplicate? I don dey suspect say no b evrybody wre dey for china b real some na chinese made

Solve this one. (Show working): If 1 dollar = 226 naira in March, then by September 1 dollar will be equal to .....?

Solve this one. (Show working): If 1 dollar = 226 naira in March, then by September 1 dollar will be equal to .....?

Solve this one. (Show working): If 1 dollar = 226 naira in March, then by September 1 dollar will be equal to .....?

Hu b dis one sev? MOD e get sum kind talk wey una no fr dey allow to show fr hre talk more of FP. Na public (tention dis one wan cum create nw...poverty bad oooo,c hw e dy giv dis eberipapa inspiration

1. ARROGANCE – WIZKID
Wizkid, from what we know, he came from a middle class family but he acts like he’s been living the life of gold already.

He’s been making dumb comments to his fans who made him. He once said “when broke people think they have a say” to a fan who inquired about his next album. These same fans made him and just like a typical African star. We’ve heard bad rumors about the kid star concerning his fans.

2. PLANLESS – WIZKID
Wizkid is just following the footsteps of D’Banj who rose to the sky and dropped like God kicked him back to earth. He is rushing for international fame just typical of most African musicians thinking that is the way to heaven.

Truth is, you need to conquer your world first. Currently Davido is popular all over Africa, Kenya, Tanzania, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Ghana, Zimbabwe and his home country, Nigeria. He seems to have a plan, trying to conquer his continent before moving to the world. Wizkid is forgetting that the foreign world doesn’t have anything for him.

All his crap lyrics “lelelele and yaaga” and things won’t make the cut. If I was him, I would learn a lot from D’Banj’s failure. Even Kanye West couldn’t help D’Banj, what more can a douchebag like Chris Brown and Justin Bieber do for you as an African artiste?

3. WIZKID – ACTS LIKE HE’S MADE IT
Davido is a son of a billionaire, if not, a millionaire and he’s been probably living a lavish life since childhood but he has defied that fact and trying his best to join his dad.

Davido makes a whopping $50,000 per show and has made his own money, unlike Wizkid, he goes to instagram and twitter just to act like he’s a millionaire already when I’m perfectly sure he’s far from that.

We are not surprised, poor people always want to be something they are not. No doubt, Wizkid has made it but even Mike Tyson who was once worth 300 million dollars plus is now broke how much more a musician from Africa who is not worth a million dollars SMH!

4. DAVIDO – MADE IT ON HIS OWN (VERSATILE)
Davido started it all off with his “HKN Gang” unlike Wizkid, he came through Banky W who made sure the world knows about Wizkid‘s talents. Just like most of our African artistes, he felt cheated and decided to form his own StarBoi label and even planned to leave Banky W’s label. Greediness You tell us?

5. WIZKID IS JUST LUCKY, DAVIDO IS THE BUSINESS
If you listen to Wizkid‘s songs very well, his songs lacks substance, it’s the same usual “one word chorus” like Ginger, The Matter, Caro but Davido spans through all the genres from Highlife, Dance, Afrobeats like Skelewu, Aye, Gobe, One Of A Time and more hits in his short time of being in the industry. Davido also take advantage of all artistes (both underground and made artistes in different countries) and work with them unlike Wizkid, even if you invite him, he would have to like your product first before he feature on it.

Davido immediately shot another video to his hit song ‘Skelewu’ after fans complained about it, if it was Wizkid, he would have insulted the fans. Davido has songs with Sarkodie, Shatta Wale, Diamond, Mafikizolo and counting. Not forgetting most of Wizkid‘s hit songs were freestyles and unplanned.

Personally, I will choose Davido over Wizkid.

op pls is this a recent event?

LewisO:
[size=15pt]People should stop celebrating this craps, they are not God.

These silly things doesn't make sense to me. [/size]

if it doesnt make any sense to u doesnt mean it doesnt make sense to some other person......one man's meat is another man's spite

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r u a pikin dat u cant decipher a real stuff for fake

Imanuelle:
Hi, I can make you do suicide with words alone.
Don't test me.

abeg do am.....abi u b air commodore?

Fabdedon:
ok.. So what do you have to say abt Dangote hired killer truck?

what's ur prove abt d killer trucks? Y hating on some others prosperity?

kilokeys:
u forgot to include the Dantata's loan shey..
and the monopolistic advantage he got from d government and he was also a member of coucil to the nigerian stock exchange.. stock price manipulation and we wonder why d market crashed?


Aliko Dangote, at the age of 21 in 1977 was given virtually the same privileges he’s got today by the military government of you guess who, Obasanjo. Here was a boy, who knew nothing about business and with no formal education, purportedly understudying his uncle, Sanusi Dantata, given the exclusive right to import cement into the country on behalf of a government involved in a spate of capital projects in those days, made possible by petrodollar. Now, does it need a genius to note that anyone given such a privilege would become an instant billionaire?”

I can bet my tooth that they are people out there if given such opportunity wouldn't make good use of it,who would use it to buy flashy cars and live a flamboyant life style. Yes he iis running a monopoly market cos got plans and had aspired for that bfr nw...c'mon u shuld knw as a realist opportunities lies in challenges,ones ability to succeed entails taking advantage of what people don't see as anything and converting it to something resourceful to meet the needs of people around you and mind you he did just that. If at the age of 21 he could.start up something meaning that has evolved to something this magnificent that africa and the world at large could celebrate him it then means that should act as a challenge to many out there including myself

The name “Aliko Dangote” tends to evoke different reactions amongst Nigerians and foreigners. In fact, the name “Aliko Dangote” means different things to different people. Aliko Dangote is one of the few entrepreneurs I hold in high esteem; in fact, he’s my business mentor. Aside the companies he has built from scratch and the billions of dollars he has made; the entrepreneurial life of Aliko Dangote has been a source of inspiration to many youths in Nigeria. His business sense, strategies and advice has inspired thousands of Nigerian youths to be creative and think for themselves. I have been understudying this billionaire for quite some time now and I secretly aspire to be like him.he happens to be the richest black man in the world which automatically makes him the richest in africa. Many people know that Aliko Dangote is worth billions of dollars; but only few know how he made it. So rather than tell you the story of his rise to success and fame, I will share with you some exclusive and underlying reasons why Aliko Dangote emerged the richest black man in the world. If you are ready to learn his secrets, then keep reading.
Why Aliko Dangote became the Richest Black Person in the World
1. value creation: as a man of great prudence,He began as an importer of cement and made a lot of money back then but to him; it wasn’t just about the money, it’s about the value created. That was why his mission is “To provide your basic needs” and he has invested heavily in building cement factories nationwide just to fulfill this mission.These days, all we see and hear of are young millionaires and billionaires with companies valued at billions of dollars; but they have no solid assets and are yet to turn in a profit. I have also seen entrepreneurs that buy moribund companies and strip them of their assets; or they use these companies as leverage to raise funds but end up diverting the funds to other projects they have interest in, but not Dangote. Aliko Dangote has a number of successful companies in his portfolio that were once dead; he simply bought them and revitalized them. he was once asked what he wants to be remembered for; and he said: “I want to be remembered as Africa’s greatest industrialist.” He never said he wanted to be Africa’s richest man; rather, he aims to create more value. Do you know how many jobs will be created by Dangote if he pursues his quest to be Africa’s greatest industrialist? I leave you to do the math.

2. competence his watchword: as the saying goes practice what you preach.you would agree with me most entrepreneurs preach the need to focus; but only few practice what they preach. Aliko Dangote started out in business as a commodities trader; cement to be precise and 30+ years after, he still grinding it out as a cement merchant. He didn’t invest in tech, he didn’t invest in media and he never sojourned into active politics; he focused on his core competence, “commodities.” An industry he understands like the palm of his hand. Rather than divest his interest; he refines and innovates the mechanism of his businesses in this industry. All his other investments are simply vehicles to strengthen his core.

imas:
Even though I support jonathan, I dont have the money for his campaign, the bank go refund double

dunno if nobody sees wah i c mehn blood of Jeremiah dis gal got a floppy and well shaped bhind

tammyboy1:
wasted sperm,your dad should have used a condom

u r sick...i swear ur brain dey menstrate