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Business / Re: An Educated Moimoi Hawker, Uzoigwe Nwamaka AKA Mama Unizik by amuijiji: 1:55pm On Nov 21, 2016
If no be say me sef broke, i for say I don see wife...
Crime / Re: RSS Found Young Boy Wandering About In Lagos After Midnight (photo) by amuijiji: 12:21pm On Nov 21, 2016
He is lucky not to be wandering around oshodi by that time else he would ve been mistaken for a witch on assignment but fell down because of sunday prayers.


Oshodi boyz ain't smiling.
Crime / Re: N by amuijiji: 12:22am On Nov 21, 2016
U fork up
U no dey watch James Bond film

Why not use kung fu to stop to ritual deal...
Autos / Re: Reg 05 Toyota Avensis For Sale 600k Asking by amuijiji: 12:09am On Nov 21, 2016
slodot2000:
250k

Would get u this

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Politics / Re: Buhari Urges Niger Deltans To Embrace Agriculture by amuijiji: 11:50pm On Nov 20, 2016
progress69:


What's wrong with you. This pic looks like Jakande around Lekki lagos.

Jakande ko Ikpunde nii...

That is onitsha sir.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Urges Niger Deltans To Embrace Agriculture by amuijiji: 11:42pm On Nov 20, 2016
sarrki:


Abi nah buhari cause am

All the hailing and praising of the Niger delta avengers

This is the side effects of the outcome of e- rat & wailers (enemies of the nation)

Sometimes u should task ur brain, its not fancy..

Oil spill nd Gas flaring ve been a challenge for decades, how old is Niger Delta Avengers

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Politics / Re: Buhari Urges Niger Deltans To Embrace Agriculture by amuijiji: 10:29pm On Nov 20, 2016
Agriculture on polluted soil, water

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Food / Re: Unbelievable! Bag Of Rice Now 13k by amuijiji: 9:41pm On Nov 20, 2016
I bought a bag of short grain rice at agbara yesterday for 13k500 while long grain goes for 16k...
Celebrities / Re: Aliko Dangote Visits P'square In Their New Home (Photos) by amuijiji: 7:10pm On Nov 20, 2016
slap1:


Nwannaaa which kain username be this na? grin

Nwanne Mmadu, Okwa my baptismal name..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Middlesborough Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 20th November 2016 by amuijiji: 7:09pm On Nov 20, 2016
chris2face:


amuijiji jiriye nwayo

ole nke bukwa akpamucosta



Nna aha gi nkea ehe odiegwu

Okwa Aha ndi Uwa Mmebi.. wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Bank Has The Most Beautiful Bank Buildings by amuijiji: 7:07pm On Nov 20, 2016
Unity or LAPO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Middlesborough Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 20th November 2016 by amuijiji: 5:43pm On Nov 20, 2016
Goallllllllll

Diego akpamucosta..
Celebrities / Re: Aliko Dangote Visits P'square In Their New Home (Photos) by amuijiji: 12:08pm On Nov 20, 2016
Not even the cripple visit me...

Being broke is a disease that turns people off...

Congrats P's....

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Family / Re: John Edobor Caught In Bed With Another Lady (Pics) by amuijiji: 6:03am On Nov 19, 2016
godquality:

Marriage is worth more than diamond and gold. You just have to find the right person that suit and compliment you. Speaking from experience here grin cheesy grin

Just that like every other thing in life, some marriage will fail and some failed marriages lead to mud slinging and names peddling, like oh this case. But i believe if a marriage is not working then get a divorce. Problem is in Nigeria separation and divorces are too messy.

I envy u oooo...
I Pray I find such too..
Family / Re: Advice Needed Urgently by amuijiji: 12:23am On Nov 19, 2016
U guyz did not fvck before marriage

Well I like kwaff but at the same time, I am somehow like ur husband..

Find out if things re bothering him, what is the family finance like

I happen to be someone when things ain't going as planned I get bothered a lot nd when it does woman nd fork is the last thing on my mind.

Also find out if he masturbates, cous chronic masturbators finds sex stressful.

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Family / Re: Dad's Way by amuijiji: 11:52pm On Nov 18, 2016
If such threat made his children not to do the wrong again, that is a strategy working for him...

Every parent have their own strategy..

My dad's own was he would either go register you to learn mechanic or buying a tray pan with which u would hawk two pieces of yam...
Crime / Re: Nigerian Nanny Arrested For Killing Eight-month-old Baby by amuijiji: 10:18pm On Nov 18, 2016
Force fed kwa

They should come to Nigeria nd see how our women force down Akamu down the throat of their babies..

Some even use hand moulded funnel to feed their babies..

It's quite unfortunate the kid died, she had no intention of killing the baby.

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Of These Movies Did You Watch Back Then? by amuijiji: 10:10pm On Nov 18, 2016
Thes ones ain't movies joor..

When u talk of movies, u talk of Omenuko nd Living in bondage..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Yabatech Graduate Who Sleeps On Roads In Lagos (Photos) by amuijiji: 10:07pm On Nov 18, 2016
rheether:


Onye ara!

Muna gi onye nwere ara(breast)

So gi wa bu Onye ara...
Nairaland / General / Re: Yabatech Graduate Who Sleeps On Roads In Lagos (Photos) by amuijiji: 9:46pm On Nov 18, 2016
Kingbuhari:
she resembles Princess Fiona Shriek's wife.... are they related

The day u will grow brain, Lizard will talk..

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Nairaland / General / Re: Yabatech Graduate Who Sleeps On Roads In Lagos (Photos) by amuijiji: 9:44pm On Nov 18, 2016
rheether:
Yabatech abi yabaleft?

Nwanyi akagbe, add akawu to ur brain to thicken it...
Crime / Re: Nigerian Executed In Singapore (Pics) by amuijiji: 4:52pm On Nov 18, 2016
Half a dozen men pulling just one man nd u say Nigeria can't win all the gold on weight lifting competitions
Family / Re: John Edobor Caught In Bed With Another Lady (Pics) by amuijiji: 1:36pm On Nov 18, 2016
fkdmods:


People die everyday in car crashes. Will you say it is not worth it buying a car? Everything in life is a risk.

so in essence, marriage is a risk
Autos / Re: Registered 2003 Honda Accord (EOD) Coupe by amuijiji: 9:48pm On Nov 17, 2016
it its not the car spirit u intend to sell, u add pinshures...
Politics / Re: Buhari Owes Jonathan, Obasanjo, IBB, Gowon, Shagari 10 months Allowances - SR by amuijiji: 9:28pm On Nov 17, 2016
Does he even need to pay them when they ve already paid themselves with loot...

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Phones / Re: Unboxing The Infinix Zero 4 X555 In Pictures by amuijiji: 9:24pm On Nov 17, 2016
Waiting for the day a nairalander will unbox his newly married wife for us to see too....

Ndi Uwa mmebi..

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Military Delegates Inspect Assorted Weapons & Rifles In Pakistan. PICS by amuijiji: 9:13pm On Nov 17, 2016
Just that Nigerians re bewitching their selves, Aba technical guyz can make better sophisticated weapons if given the support not this Pakistani kpalasa..

U need to see guns these guyz make....

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Crime / Re: Why Lagos ‘garri’ Thief Was Lynched – Lawyer by amuijiji: 9:08pm On Nov 17, 2016
doctokwus:
Did he succeed in stealing d fone,no!
Even if he succeeded does it justify taking another man's life?Hell no!!
Its d same set of criminals that killed that young man that wud hail and some even die for the likes of Saraki,Patience jonathan,theodore orji,dasuki etc,despite these sets rendering & stealing beyond their generations unborn and making them useless!!
Thieves can be devilish and dastardly agreed,but i bliv once that person has been caught,nothing whatsoever justifies him/her being lynched.

He should be set free abi

Dont even bring up police shyte, cous no current big thief living today has once or twice been released by the police before...

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Crime / Re: Why Lagos ‘garri’ Thief Was Lynched – Lawyer by amuijiji: 9:07pm On Nov 17, 2016
doctokwus:
Did he succeed in stealing d fone,no!
Even if he succeeded does it justify taking another man's life?Hell no!!
Its d same set of criminals that killed that young man that wud hail and some even die for the likes of Saraki,Patience jonathan,theodore orji,dasuki etc,despite these sets rendering & stealing beyond their generations unborn and making them useless!!
Thieves can be devilish and dastardly agreed,but i bliv once that person has been caught,nothing whatsoever justifies him/her being lynched.

He should be set free abi

Dont even bring up police shyte, cous no current big thief living today had once or twice not been released by the police before...

onye uwa mmebi

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Family / Re: John Edobor Caught In Bed With Another Lady (Pics) by amuijiji: 8:56pm On Nov 17, 2016
Sincerely marriage aint worth it any longer.....

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