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Education / Re: Photo Of FUTO "Man O' War" Leader Who Attempted Suicide By Jumping Into River by amuijiji: 8:45pm On Apr 23, 2017
Being a Mann O War is not a prerequisite for you not to take academics serious.

U neva ready to die...

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TV/Movies / Re: Latest Episodes Of Prison Break Season 5 by amuijiji: 3:14pm On Apr 23, 2017
The same way they ve E-mail is the same way we have E-diots...
Education / Re: FUTO Undergraduate Attempts Suicide By Jumping Into River by amuijiji: 3:05pm On Apr 23, 2017
The guy nah learner...
Death neva dey hungry am...

I am sure when he jumped he remembered he had people owing him thus screaming for help inorder to recover his money he would use as BTA to after life....

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Crime / Re: Pics:'creature' They Claim Changes From Human To Animal Caught In Ghana by amuijiji: 1:41pm On Apr 23, 2017
AfroMighty:

Ogboju ode ninu igbo irumole

Biko afa Nna gi
Crime / Re: Pics:'creature' They Claim Changes From Human To Animal Caught In Ghana by amuijiji: 12:41pm On Apr 23, 2017
Pls what is the name of this Novel

I would like to read more of it...
Celebrities / Re: I No Longer Get Shows Because Of My Kind Of Music – African China by amuijiji: 12:37pm On Apr 23, 2017
Nobody is ready to pay 5k nd listen to noise...
Career / Re: Nigerian Breweries Salary Structure: Salary Of Nigeria Breweries PLC by amuijiji: 7:59am On Apr 23, 2017
No wonder people re now going into kidnapping cous it pays more..

But on a serious note, NB iganmu head office reminds me of those dayz of Sodom nd Gomorah....
Autos / Re: Clean N Cheap Reg 04 Honda Accord 4 Sale In Asaba now 750k by amuijiji: 10:36pm On Apr 22, 2017
Oga Nnamdi, pls let us know the outcome of that OLX advert, else nah red flag go dey prompt my mind once I see ur advert.

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Politics / Re: Air Force Displays Air Defence Weapon, Test Fires Locally Made Rockets. Photos by amuijiji: 10:08pm On Apr 22, 2017
Labbish!!!
Is this all they ve

Even Aba boiz would make better war heads...

Missile defense system ko Knockout defense niii...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Accident In Ekwusigo, Anambra Kills Children, Others (Very Graphic Pics) by amuijiji: 9:52pm On Apr 22, 2017
Chaiii!!!!!!

What wrong ve that kid done to deserve to die this way

Lord God, accept the souls of these departed.

If Jesus did not die an untimely death, so will I not.....

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Car Talk / Re: See What Is Written On Keke Napep. by amuijiji: 9:42pm On Apr 22, 2017
sarrki:
grin grin

Having said that

We understand the message

Enemies of state will feel otherwise

All they wish is baba to die

Long live muhammadu Buhari

Long live prof yemi osinbajo

Long live federal republic of Nigeria

Earthworm thinks better than u do...


@topic:
OP.. It's "Written" nd not writing...

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Education / Re: "We Spent N20m To Hack Into JAMB Registration Portal" – Suspect by amuijiji: 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2017
Sincerely, this News is exaggerated.
How can u spend 20million for a form or registration not up to 10k, how many of such form/registration will u get to Break-even

Sincerely, this is an Era of big lies nd we need to stop this End time Liars...

News ndi Uwa Mmebi
Romance / Re: Couple Rock Shorts In Pre-Wedding Pictures by amuijiji: 4:36pm On Apr 20, 2017
TINALETC3:
grin grin

My eyez re on you........... shocked
Romance / Re: Couple Rock Shorts In Pre-Wedding Pictures by amuijiji: 4:29pm On Apr 20, 2017
TINALETC3:
grin yes, do u work in shevron grin

My dad will put me there if u re a virgin.
He is a lannister, he keeps his word.

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Romance / Re: Couple Rock Shorts In Pre-Wedding Pictures by amuijiji: 4:21pm On Apr 20, 2017
TINALETC3:
grin

Are u a good gal
Romance / Re: Couple Rock Shorts In Pre-Wedding Pictures by amuijiji: 4:14pm On Apr 20, 2017
Nna Nawa oo!!
Abeg which beta gal dey out there Tired of seeing people's pre-wedding pix nd talk less babe I no get..

2018 must be my year...

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Romance / Re: Please Nairalanders I Need Your Advise Urgently by amuijiji: 9:53pm On Apr 19, 2017
If u could turn to inspector gadget, you would find out that she is already seeing someone else.

U gat 2 option, start preparing ur heart for Heartbreak before the year runz out or u dump her now to allow ur real wife come into ur life.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi - Nigeria Is A Knocked Vehicle, No Point Changing The Driver by amuijiji: 2:22pm On Jan 25, 2017
They should take to car to Ngbuka, to cut out the biafran spare part from it..
Family / Re: Help I Am Being Bullied By An Indian Colleague At Work by amuijiji: 8:55am On Jan 22, 2017
To choke bottle for person eye dey hungry me..

OP, u re too cool nd they would continue riding on you..
Culture / Re: How Much Do U Pay Or Receive For Bride Price In Your Tribe? by amuijiji: 7:05am On Jan 22, 2017
We collect 2.5 million for a secondary school leaver.
4.5 million for a university graduate.
6 million for a master Degree
8-10million for a Phd holder.

Owerri galz rock.
Crime / Re: Top Ten Armed Special Forces by amuijiji: 9:36pm On Jan 21, 2017
How come there is no OPC(Oodua People's Congress) on the list

These elites killers re fond of using spiritual koboko nd burn their kill with used tyres..
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill With Goodluck Jonathan And Obasanjo (Photos) by amuijiji: 7:05pm On Jan 21, 2017
Nma27:
Obj married his mother?

He forked his mother..
Crime / Re: Police Shot Two 300L Uniosun Students While Parading School Area (photos) by amuijiji: 2:35pm On Jan 21, 2017
FunkyMetahuman:
Nigerian police needs complete overhauling..

Like totally disbanding them.

If they re disbanded for just 5 minute, I am sure not every member of ur household will live to tell the story...

Don't underestimate the works of police.
Education / Re: Not Being Able To Retain Read Words by amuijiji: 6:19pm On Jan 20, 2017
Emescot:
Na too much fvck dey cause am

Watery sperm must ve caused ur low IQ..
Education / Re: JAMB To Invigilate 2017 UTME With CCTV Cameras by amuijiji: 6:04pm On Jan 20, 2017
Alhkerimu:

My bros is like you forgot the exam rule and regulation.
Guy no any applicant is allowed to enter inside exam hall on that day wit any phone or gadget.
Guy if that is your plan (malpractice) you better bone it & concentrate on your book if not believe me they will disgrace you there.
Don't be offended

Keep ur advice to ya sef, cous 2006 I left IMSU, u where still struggling with Common entrance..

Lastly, if u think people still dont go into the hall with their phone then u must be a learner...
Education / Re: JAMB To Invigilate 2017 UTME With CCTV Cameras by amuijiji: 1:33pm On Jan 20, 2017
CCTV
Waste of money.

How would CCTV stop boiz from receiving the answers as sms

Abi the CCTV is a mobile one that can monitor phones under the table

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Member Got People Talking As She Bares Cleavage In Her Uniform by amuijiji: 1:31pm On Jan 20, 2017
Graduate of Ashawalogy..

She would be practicing soon...

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Crime / Re: UNILORIN Graduate Awaiting NYSC Killed With A Mortar In Ikorodu (Photo) by amuijiji: 2:21pm On Jan 17, 2017
CXLVII:
Blood of Wizkid!

Wish it was Amuijiji this happened to

Hope u woke this morning nd found ur dad mad too...
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Died In India After Scuffle With His Former Landlord by amuijiji: 7:34am On Jan 17, 2017
CXLVII:


Morning MOFO

Re u dead?

Don't tell me u committed suicide

Either way, the world won't miss u a bit. Too much of a load on Earth u re

Hahahahaa, the frog that jumped out of his mother's anu5 complimented me, u re beginning to respect ur elders.

Hope u ve served ur mum dad's poo this morning?
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Died In India After Scuffle With His Former Landlord by amuijiji: 7:06am On Jan 17, 2017
CXLVII:


CXLVII father Ode Oshi! Alailopolo, Ikeji Bingo

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