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Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Cheat by amuijiji: 1:07am On Nov 14, 2016
nairalandtroll2:
Men cheats because ladies like

Laveda,herbie27 are not just ugly but they've slept with more men than Ibo fowls.

Laveda, u re now more popular than the Cucumber gal...
Romance / Re: Why Do All Men Cheat by amuijiji: 1:05am On Nov 14, 2016
Since all all men cheat, u ve not told us who ur Dad cheated with.

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Education / Re: See The Huge Snake Killed By Students Of Benue State Uni Medical Sch In Makurdi by amuijiji: 9:56pm On Nov 13, 2016
See as the snake die open eye like Igbo man wey dem tell say him container don fall inside oshimiri Atlantic..

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Travel / Re: Truck Rams Into Volkswagen In Kogi. 15 Cows Dead (Photos) by amuijiji: 9:42pm On Nov 13, 2016
I am very sure the truck did not lose it break, the accident was caused by the cows.

Thank God no one died...
Celebrities / Re: Tupac Shakur Finally Comes Out Of Hiding After 19 Years by amuijiji: 12:51pm On Nov 13, 2016
Even fela is hiding so that he does not return to prison...

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Autos / Re: SOLD!!!Relocation Sales!Used 01/02 Babyboy For Dash @ 450k by amuijiji: 12:55am On Nov 13, 2016
Used baby boy for 530k
I better dash my 530k to orphans...

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Education / Re: Check Out This Two-seater Tricycle (KEKE) Constructed By A FUTA Student by amuijiji: 11:45pm On Nov 12, 2016
The only thing the student constructed is the front carcass that carries the wind shield nd welding the motorcycle frame to the keke frame..

Any which way, he tried nd I wish him well...
Food / Re: Which Food Should I Eat To Get A Little Bit Fat? by amuijiji: 5:55pm On Nov 11, 2016
Eat Akpu in the morning
Eba at noon
Pounded yam at night
Finally drink a 50cl bottle of Pepsi before bed.
Politics / Re: James Faleke Escapes Death, Was Shot At, Car Riddled With Bullets by amuijiji: 4:27pm On Nov 11, 2016
loobby:
[size=22]I WISH HE WAS DEAD[/size]

He will certainly die but after drinking fanta on ur funeral...

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Politics / Re: James Faleke Escapes Death, Was Shot At, Car Riddled With Bullets by amuijiji: 4:23pm On Nov 11, 2016
U use juju pursue am go germany, him use assasin pursue u go gwagwalada..

No be 1=1

Abeg make una do quick kill una sef finish...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuijiji: 3:45pm On Nov 11, 2016
Rogersmith:

Lol...bros no be my fault o. The way psc taking the recruitment is something else. No one can authoritatively confirm the information emitting from psc. That's why I'm careful with the information I dish out .

Nofin do u Sir...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuijiji: 2:55pm On Nov 11, 2016
enshi:


Hahahahaha hahahahaha
This is hilarious
Lmfao

My Guy if i tell you say na you observe this thread pass you wont believe... Na that ifmagic own true pass...

Anyways for this singular act of making this thread lively in this manner... , I bless you, I bless your going out to ur coming in, you will always have reasons to smile and laugh... And above all ur name in the list at last i decree... .

Now this is just to show that i can also bless, am not usually a curser. ..

I shall give my first speculation here on monday..... Keep logged

Nwa chukwu goziri, ur name is sighted too..

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Politics / Re: The Largest Political Parties In Nigeria by amuijiji: 2:51pm On Nov 11, 2016
APC = African Promised Curse...

The most useless party worldwide....

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Sports / Re: “Conte Is Punishing Mikel For Playing For Nigeria At The Olympics” – Rohr by amuijiji: 2:49pm On Nov 11, 2016
As long as my Chelsea is doing fine, Mikel can bench till his career finish...

In chelsea of today, we dont need a backward pass player..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Police 2016 Recruitment Of 10,000 Personnel by amuijiji: 2:34pm On Nov 11, 2016
Nna nawa ooo...
Even if nah waiter or waitress job, them never wait this kind one...

Even Enshi the village curser ve moved on with his life by creating thread about his Incredible hulk friend nd him waiting at allen avenue for market...

As for me, am off to ifymagik village to continue providing them with nkwu ocha..

E remain small make IGP make emmysteve class captain ontop this thread cous that guy Internet homepage nah this thread...
Rogersmith own no pass say meeting hold since time immemorial, ask watin them talk for the meeting, him go say them no speak out for the meeting, say nah whisper them use....

Abeggy umu nwanne, me i haf tire but that does not mean adejaredavid should remove my name from that list he is alwayz seeing our names on when malaria steps in...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Communications Commission Accepting Cvs by amuijiji: 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2016
Hiploko:
Lies lies lies. I am at the gate as we speak. The security lady(big) directed me to the receptionist through a window and she told me there is no such instruction

Sho!! now now u don reach their office, may this year not end without you getting one...

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Culture / Re: A Distress Call To Seun Concerning A Particular Thread On Front Page by amuijiji: 10:23pm On Nov 10, 2016
All those useless heads that adds no value to our economy.

Why I like my igbo people, ur money/power nah for ur pocket...
Properties / Re: Need A Female Room Mate by amuijiji: 8:47pm On Nov 10, 2016
FreeWorld23:
lwkm.

All these ppl wey religion don turn them to another thing. .
.she never need am urgently
If u need am urgently, you Go even share with babalawo daughter

Hahahahahahaha

OP, no vex ooo before u go report us to God..

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Literature / Re: Soyinka Risks Jail Term If He Cuts The Green Card: Legal Expert by amuijiji: 8:46pm On Nov 10, 2016
Them no dey tell deaf man say war don start..

Being a learned fellow, he should be aware but being that prison dey hungry am, encourage am...

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Properties / Re: Need A Female Room Mate by amuijiji: 7:45pm On Nov 10, 2016
twinskenny:


lol why bros na rent matter na

Broz this one don pass rent ooo, you no see say she dey find saint Theresa...
Properties / Re: Need A Female Room Mate by amuijiji: 7:30pm On Nov 10, 2016
It would be ideal u take this thread to religion section...

My 2 kobo..
Nairaland / General / Re: I took This picture 8am Today Morning Can somebody guess wah they are doing??? by amuijiji: 7:24pm On Nov 10, 2016
Vanillaskin:

Va te faire foutre

Va ikpu gi faire Nma...
Nairaland / General / Re: I took This picture 8am Today Morning Can somebody guess wah they are doing??? by amuijiji: 5:36pm On Nov 10, 2016
Vanillaskin:
When 2 or more guys are gathered, football or porn must be involved grin wink

Nne that ur breast nah To be Continued ooo...

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Politics / Re: Lagosians Consume N3B Food Daily- Ambode by amuijiji: 5:25pm On Nov 10, 2016
In essence Ambode dey monitor our pot of soup...
Sports / Re: NFF Unveils New Jersey For Super Eagles After Signing Multimillion Naira Deal by amuijiji: 4:18pm On Nov 10, 2016
They made it 98% green so that it would hide dirt nd a pair would last the players till 2022...
Politics / Re: Sule, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Yesterday(P by amuijiji: 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2016
mightyhazel:
dis ur moniker na dye!

U haf spoilt oooo....
Crime / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Rapes 8-Year-Old Deaf & Dumb Girl In Ogun by amuijiji: 4:11pm On Nov 10, 2016
Ogun Ogun!!

The children of Oduduwa who came down to earth with bicycle chain..

Ogun The center of Immorality..

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Politics / Re: Sule, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Yesterday(P by amuijiji: 1:30pm On Nov 10, 2016
shankara7:
Easy!!! They are fathers and mothers to people

The soldiers re orphan right
Politics / Re: Clinton Lost Because She Wanted To Edit The Holy Bible – Doyin Okupe by amuijiji: 1:00pm On Nov 10, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
you ve gone senile instead.

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Crime / Re: Sales Boy Gatecrashes Birthday Party, Killed By Gang (photo) by amuijiji: 11:05am On Nov 10, 2016
Ur son is not a troublemaker yet he is Always found where there is trouble.

One thing certain in the story, is that the deceased belonged to the rival gang.

Parents train up ur child in a Godly way..

EOD
Politics / Re: Sule, A Soldier Killed By Boko Haram In Maiduguri Yesterday(P by amuijiji: 11:00am On Nov 10, 2016
How I wish for every one soldier killed 2 senators or legislooters die too, that will sit everyone up.

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