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Events / Re: "Big" Bride Got Married... See Lovely Pre-wedding And Wedding Photos by amuijiji: 9:43am On Nov 10, 2016
chiddyok:

I also comment my reserve Bros.

Hahaahahaha... u're not serious oo.
Events / Re: "Big" Bride Got Married... See Lovely Pre-wedding And Wedding Photos by amuijiji: 1:41am On Nov 10, 2016
I comment my Reserve..

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Religion / Re: Video: Mysterious Tree Reciting The Holy Qur'an Resists Being Uprooted by amuijiji: 11:51pm On Nov 09, 2016
usmawa:
ALLAHU AKHBAR

Why re u guyz so naive
This video has been online for quite sometime nd it has nothing to do with muslim nor christian..

Ask urself how a tree could be reciting Koran if not foolishness...

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Celebrities / Re: RMD Disappointed On Hillary Clinton's Loss As He Releases Stylish Photo by amuijiji: 7:46pm On Nov 09, 2016
What a concern me tongue


Off to Trumps night Gig..

Music/Radio / Re: Old-man Styled Puppet Dancing To Tekno's Monica Lover Lover Music by amuijiji: 12:56pm On Nov 09, 2016
See as the puppet trouser be like mynd.44 last year xmas trouser...
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Reacts To Fans Criticisms With A Photo Of His 'big Cassava' by amuijiji: 12:24pm On Nov 09, 2016
Cassava Uwa Mmebi...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Wins US Presidential Election- 2016 US election results by amuijiji: 8:46am On Nov 09, 2016
Today, I am gonna grope pussies mehn!!!

TB Joshua would be going back to the river to ask his mammiwater why she deceived him..
Foreign Affairs / Re: U S Election Updates: Trump In Early Leads by amuijiji: 12:54am On Nov 09, 2016
U re right.

Can't wait for Trump to win ooo so that I can start groping ladies...

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Dog Pass-out Parade (Photos) by amuijiji: 9:13pm On Nov 08, 2016
I am very sure they used Local govts quota too in selecting the dogs...

Annoying institution..
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Mock Election Was Held In Kenya And Not Port Harcourt by amuijiji: 9:08pm On Nov 08, 2016
Nairaland Mods re alwayz in a hurry to post any rubbish on FP Without confirming it..

Mods ndi Uwa Mmebi..

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Romance / Re: Rate Me Pinshur by amuijiji: 5:11pm On Nov 08, 2016
Are u supposed to be a guy or a lady

If i am to be sincere with you, u look gay..

scaling ur look would be like supporting evil..

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Politics / Re: No More Environmental Sanitations In Lagos State- Court by amuijiji: 3:09pm On Nov 08, 2016
merits:
A

A is for Amu..

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Politics / Re: No More Environmental Sanitations In Lagos State- Court by amuijiji: 2:20pm On Nov 08, 2016
UchaNwababa:
We Igbo have conquer Lagos State cos it is a no man's Land, Our next move is Kano State we will install our OBI in their Emir's Palace.

Ovuru eke..

Obere sense enwere cha-cha...

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Politics / Re: No More Environmental Sanitations In Lagos State- Court by amuijiji: 1:56pm On Nov 08, 2016
I would say victory to the rule of Law but the Judge should ve considered the principle of Natural law of Africans being dirty nd abstained itself from Nullifying the only exercise I knew back then that brings Neighbors together for a common goal of keeping their environment clean...

Lagos street would soon be an eyesore...

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Romance / Re: Two Nairalanders Set To Wed. by amuijiji: 1:47pm On Nov 08, 2016
A=50866736:
Beautiful.
smileyThis don't make no sense...The wife is usually the more attractive...Your wife is......


Anyways the pvssy or the Brain musta inspired you and if you no punk make sure you Holla...

The guy wey talk the above for ur previous post no lie sha..

Any which way, make beauriful fine shouldrens...

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Politics / Re: Halliburton: Four Ex-heads Of State, 89 Others Indicted by amuijiji: 11:52am On Nov 08, 2016
MAYOWAAK:
What they could have said:

1. Trump is now coasting home with over 300 electorial college votes. . . . . FFK

2. Trump is now leading in PH, we will deliver the whole of Rivers to him . . . . Wike

3. Blame Buhari if Trump failed. . . . Fayose

4. Hillary won but she was posted to the kitchen, unknown cabal took over her job. . . . Aisha Muhammadu Buhari.

5. Even if I used all the wealth of Trump on food, I will still look like a refugee from Pakistan. . . . Timi Frank Deputy APC Spokesman.

6. Prof Paden wrote nonsense, na me nominated Atiku as Trump VP . . . Obj.

7. I don't know which party that Trump is a member. . . . PMB.

8. By the way, I took pity on that woman Hillary, Obama is from Africa, he has planted juju in all corners of the White House. . . . Abati.

9. I will not refund any money to Trump bc I have spent all the money he gave me on publicity. . . . . Raymond Dokpesi.

10. Na Trump gave me the $15m frozen by dem EFCC. . . . Patience Jonathan.

11. All the bad things said about Trump were exaggerated. . . Goodluck Jonathan.

12. I am permanently busy with my 3 ministries, I am not aware of any Trump, is a good and a reliable contractor ?. . . . . BRF.

13. Trump cannot win, we masters have packaged Hillary Clinton. . . . The Jagaban.

14. I will curse whoever votes for Trump. . . Oba of Lagos.

CAN I CONTINUE ??

Are we to laugh

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Politics / Re: Halliburton: Four Ex-heads Of State, 89 Others Indicted by amuijiji: 11:49am On Nov 08, 2016
2 ex First ladies = Late Stella Obasanjo and Mrs Abdulsalam....

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Car Talk / Re: See The Ugly Tanker That Has Got Port Harcourt Residents Talking by amuijiji: 11:45am On Nov 08, 2016
This should be a tanker used in cooking this black tar abi Asphalt used on roads...

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Always Cries After We Kiss by amuijiji: 10:02am On Nov 08, 2016
Well, people ve told u the truth, u ve oniontomasis...

Possibly cure is rinsing ur mouth with Omo daily...

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Politics / Re: Senators, Reps Lament: We’re Not Recouping Campaign Spending by amuijiji: 8:40am On Nov 08, 2016
mikolo80:
cheap ke MP realistic.
who cares about you the insignificant middle class. 42 million of you refused to vote and let 28 million hungry people to decide. Una go de dia de beat chest say una no perform civic duty unless na your family. Who lose?

You the patriotic one, what ve u gained
Romance / Re: Have I Been Duped by amuijiji: 12:09am On Nov 08, 2016
Gewezzy1:
I don't know how to start, i dunno what to make up for this story his giving me, have i been scammed? I can't even say what went down but i feel i have been scammed by him. What was i thinking giving my card details just like that.

With the little u scribbled up there, u must be a duck to ve been duped...
Politics / Re: Senators, Reps Lament: We’re Not Recouping Campaign Spending by amuijiji: 11:29pm On Nov 07, 2016
mikolo80:
una wen de demand rice before voting or attending rally nko. You think your votes come cheap

Re u that cheap to be thinking this way Unfortunately I can't go rallying for one politicians except u re BLOOD..
Romance / Re: My GF Just Called Me Her Friend Before Her Male Friend by amuijiji: 9:50pm On Nov 07, 2016
Even after seeing the hand writing on the wall, you still dey act like duck fowl..

Better use ur time nd energy do better thing instead of believing u ve a gal...

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders! Is It Possible For A Boy To Be Dating A Girl Without Toasting Her? by amuijiji: 7:08pm On Nov 07, 2016
BIG YES!!!!

Irrespective i aint a boy but once the gal sees you as an ATM, u dont need to toast her..

70% of galz i dated i never toasted.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Herdsmen Attack Abia Community – Police by amuijiji: 6:33pm On Nov 07, 2016
hmm
Politics / Re: Oyo State Slashes Appointees Salaries By 50 Percent by amuijiji: 6:10pm On Nov 07, 2016
Political Appointees = Nice move
Workers = cry cry cry

But i hope the governor would also cut his loot cous cutting ur salary is like cutting the salary of an apprentice thief on salary...

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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Buhari Sits In The Classroom With Other Students In Edo by amuijiji: 6:06pm On Nov 07, 2016
Finally he has decided to sit for WAEC GCE...
Politics / Re: See Buhari In Classroom With College Students In Benin (photo) by amuijiji: 6:05pm On Nov 07, 2016
Finally he is writing WAEC GCE...

Congratz sir..

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Offers Her Virginity On Facebook by amuijiji: 6:04pm On Nov 07, 2016
Obere umuaka ndi yoloba nah ovuru eke dika that pinshure jacob zuma..
Politics / Re: $29.9b Loans: Senators Set Another Hurdle For Buhari by amuijiji: 5:58pm On Nov 07, 2016
I go 100% with the senators..
Let it be a collective bondage if we accept the loan...

I just pray brown envelope does not kill this stance..

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Crime / Re: RRS Arrests 4 For Destroying BRT Buses by amuijiji: 5:56pm On Nov 07, 2016
ItzChinnex:
Must they arrest them?




Chinnex

Nope, they should worship them..

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