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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Thankgod I no get comment here. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Lilimax(f): 4:44pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Shey na pidgin English we go dey yarn for here? Seun never delete rule 21 for NL. My hand no dey ooo ***I'm just passing*** |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Buy Your Recharge Cards Here my point: if its yours, do u have to buy it?! 5 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Fear catch me, but I no run Look at Aunty's cocking shoe Abeg carry your craze enter bush Virgin no dey maternity ward Hungry is catching me SH.it is catching me Do you have ice water NEPA have seize the light Rain water is pouring a lot Then I come and start going, then she come and stop me The soup has correct scent 3 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
lol I love it!!! LoL truth is I love everythin tht has to do wif nigeria/ns sef 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by HayZee06(m): 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I will not ba o sere mo |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ashmark(m): 4:46pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by infobiz9ja(m): 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
RedBenson: Are u guys high on some weeds here or sumfin? Wat's going on here? Ibere? 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
and then you call yourself The best in english with that gross grammatically irregularity laungage. Lol but i like it its nice especially when an igbo talks! |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Amule5000us(m): 4:48pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by ZackiGp(m): 4:48pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
The girl get K-LEG. Her broda get BONE-LEG. I don PANSH dat CHIC. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by kingarizona(m): 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
If I hear.... That is what you for done talk since nah!! I yaf go o Love is catching me Afraid is catching me Fear have catch |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Fhemmmy: 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Where are you going? I am coming. 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
gluv01: Just thought about and remembered some english sentences that is MADE IN NIGERIA. My friends call it PINGLISH. Chineke oo. You made my day. Cant stop laughing. "Oya come and be going".....Guilty as charged. I don even tell Oyinbo that thing before sef!! Choi. 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by NSNA: 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
The Light as come I once told my teacher long time ago when he asked why i did not do my homework they took the lighthe asked to where |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Fhemmmy: Where are you going? I am coming. Nigerians say this one a lot. I used to say same to mum when i wanted to sneak outa the house |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by tebill(m): 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
first to reach |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by supaeagles(m): 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
porshoe : for pursue pick race : to run away, vamoose mami wata : for mermaid example: I pick race comot from the river when I saw the mamiwater in case she porshoe me. 4 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by femolala1: 4:52pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I CAN NOT COME AND DIE 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Christmasdon(m): 4:53pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I wan kolo. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by toskut(m): 4:53pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Una no go kill person for nairaland. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by gluv01(f): 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I rather kill myself than to commit suicide 7 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Crownvilla(m): 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
What is your own consign? The Holy Ghost is hoovering in this service. I was on my kneels praying. Look inside the cumpboard. |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by dbride: 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
You all made my day. Laughter galore. Nigerians are great people. English Nigerian style 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Christmasdon(m): 4:55pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
If i cash you. Yu go hearam. 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Ajibam: 4:55pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
I dey tell U Endtime tins 5 Likes
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Re: Made In Nigeria, English by YoshiMaster: 4:55pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
[size=15pt]IS IT A BEANS? IS IT A YAM? IS IT A PORRARROO?[/size] 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by agitator: 4:56pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
do am small small. we go dem john dem house. carry go nothing do you |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by GooseBaba: 4:57pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
My guy how far? Please shift your yansh small My leg is paining me John your thing too big.. Do you want to wound me I WILL INJURE YOU OHH.!! Who be that..? Na me ohh.. Na me who??!! 2 Likes |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Nobody: 4:58pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
Crownvilla: What is your own consign? 1 Like |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by slimchimex(m): 4:58pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
NAIRALAND...What Others Wish They Were |
Re: Made In Nigeria, English by emmanuel4758(m): 4:59pm On Jul 08, 2013 |
lets go back to drawin board abeg na concord tinzoooooh who go be our teacher? |
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