₦airaland Forum

AnanseK:
“We will not attend any other meeting to be called by him. We would cut off every leprous hand in the party. The former President can only chair a committee on his private foundation, not that of the PDP when we have a national chairman.

Jonathan was never a leader. The clueless guy could not chair a Local Government Council successfully- I'm not even sure if he can manage that private foundation. Nigeria plummeted to its abysmal low during his time as president and it will take a decade or longer to recover.

“We will not attend any other meeting to be called by him. We would cut off every leprous hand in the party. The former President can only chair a committee on his private foundation, not that of the PDP when we have a national chairman.

konshency:
Will my boss approve me to put on made in Nigeria dress to office on monday... Such as agbada, buba and sokoto etc..

Made in Nigeria can still be shirts, trousers and suits. The emphasis is on WHERE they are made.

The bling bling Pastor with arms smuggling private jet - is not yet in prison?

Fineglo:
How I wish they will also know how to go to school and stop using physical strength to abuse human all the time.

When southern mobs lynch and kill petty thieves and burn poor old women labeled as 'witches' to death, and they claim to be educated, because they prostrate before criminal corrupt thieving politicians abi?

Pieromania:
What did u do to Abacha and Babangida that stole u guys blind.Stop the chest beating,we southerners are not terrorists and savages,bt intellectually loaded people,we dnt act like thugs

They cheer up Ibori th ex-convict and his late brother alameighsia and they support Stella Odua , Deziani and all other criminals and they claim civilization. What a collection of daft people!

Solidarity for ever

You are absolutely right to be afraid. At your age 26 I would not advise surgery for piles unless everything else fails. Piles or haemorrhoids is functional defect which creates an anatomical problem. Cutting out those bags of strangulated veins will give some relief but as it is a functional problem and you are only 26 years old It is bound to recur. You cannot be having surgery anytime painful distended veins appear at your rear end. In summary the cure for pile is functional. It is not herbal , it is not drugs and certainly is NOT surgery. The cure is simply 3 fold.
1. Eat a lot of roughage that can move your bowels regularly such as leaves and certain fruits and vegetables. ( a dietitian can help you with a list of cheap ones available at your locality).
2. You have to drink a lot of water up to 3 liters a day. ( 3 big bottles ). You dont wait until you are thirsty. Just keep on drinking.
3.Exercise every day. At you age a game of football or basket ball of just 45 minutes a day will ensure good circulation and prevent the stasis which is giving you haemorrhoids. If you can't play this games, one hour jogging every two days will be sufficient.
4. Don't sit down for two long upto 3 or 4 hours driving , or in class, or sewing or other similar trades without getting up to move about.

If you take note of these 4 habits and make them part of your normal life , you will say good bye to haemorrhoids and a number of other functional situations or habits that become illness when left unchecked. I repeat, NO need for surgery.

SalamRushdie:
I bet he is more articulate and more Intelligent than you are ..He is even physically stronger and richer than you , he is more travelled and learned than you are ...A simple check on Google will show he has made more impact on the earth than anyone in Ur lineage but yet you think you are better than him oh boy don't you think you rate yourself above what you really are ? that make you a megalomaniac oo

Being a senator is different my Dear. Dino can be a celebrity , an activist a political thug or a football hooligan and will succeed immensely, but he is not cut out for senatorial duties and we are working hard to see him removed in 2019 in order to save our country the shame and embarrassment of having such an immature person in an otherwise highly respectable chamber.

IamJix:
Why is fake certificate issues emanating from ABU lately??

I will tell you the reasons , but try and look at it objectively.

1. ABU is a reputable university and a fake certificates requires a value attached for quick employment, the same reason why money counterfeiters will not bother to print 10 Naira notes, they will print the more valuable 1000 Naira notes.

2. Majority of fake Doctors (99%) are southerners who want to practice in lagos or other southern towns . They prefer to go for distant university to avoid being busted in just a few hours. if they say lagos university or OAU 2008 graduate. Somebody right there will say - you are lying you were not my classmate. The same reason why we have fake Toronto degrees and for Stella Oduah fake masters degree from St. Paul's Coollege USA and a fake Doctorate from a fake university " Pacific Christian University ".

AllHailBiafra:
And one moronic Yoruba irrelevant mugu was quoting me and saying Osinbajo will soon become President. I tell you this, Hausa elders are planning underground perfections to replace Osinbajo and if they (the Yorubas) slacks, your guess is as good as mine. By the way what's my concern. See my Monica.

Nonsense

This guy may not be entirely right but some tribes need to call their international criminals and prostitutes to order.

I also thought the OP would be cheered up by followers of Nnamdi Kanu for the solution he presented.

Realist2:
A president that has killed more of his citizens by his actions and inaction does not deserve wasting the citizens-tax paying money on.

You obviously mean Jonathan who was the epitome of inaction while boko haram were dropping bombs in Abuja and everywhere. The terrorists were claiming territories and pitching their flags while the so called president was either dancing away or kneeling down in front of fake pastors.

educute:
look at the people You mentioned to justify your point.... Pathetic!!!!

Those were the best you guys could offer Nigeria as leaders , isn't it?

In addition
Suya is prepared from fresh meat, beef (or less often mutton ) increasingly popular offal - kidney and liver. The animal slaughtering traditionally happens early morning at the various abattoirs. The fresh meat leaves for the markets etc and some end with the suya person ( traditionally men) by midday. The right and characteristic taste of suya is obtained not only from use of specific spices and additives but also because of the slow measured roasting time. It is a patient slow process that takes a known period of time at given amount of heat as measured by experience. So by evening it is done.
You cannot wake up in the morning and just make suya. You can very quickly de freeze and roast meat taken from your freezer and eat it, but that will not be suya.

Loyalblak007:
because you know you spent an outrageous amount

The money Desiani Madueke is treating her cancer for the last 2 years is also from the same treasury. Even though she is not a government employee now. She is a fugitive running away from justice.
By the way how much was spent on Mama Peace When she had her operation in Germany . Where she died and was resurrected, remember?

Ashleydolls:
The same India where they are accusing our brothers of cannibalism and they're there giving water to king cobra

You mean say some of our brothers no be cannibals?

Jabioro:
From one bad drama to another worst one.. teeth for tat.. who is to be punished by the law.. the parent or the culprit who is going through pains inflicted by the child parent?

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It's " tit for tat" not "teeth for tat." Mind your southern pronounciation.

The new Police Commissioner; That's his second week.

Funlordjnr:
Sad times for him and his family NOW...as in this week!

Now I understand what you are saying. His family will be sad of course, but I don't necessarily agree that it's a Sad time for HIM though.

Funlordjnr:
Hmm...This chap was my former lecturer and eventual project supervisors inlaw! Sad times for him I guess!

RIP!

You said " Sad times for him I guess!"

What times are you talking about please Sir? The time he was your lecturer ? The time he was your project supervisors in law ? Or the time now that he is no longer alive ?

JustinSlayer69:
This is very impressive , Chief. Do you speak Arabic or it's from reading the Quran (Quranic studies)?

I love acquiring languages, I speak French. Trying to pick up Arabic and Spanish as well. Just sad that we really don't have good language facilities here.

Tre's bien mais je ne parle pas arabe

psucc:
We're about to have democracy as other arms of govt are up in arms against the Executive.

Buhari has no choice that to obey or hell go in for it

A disappointed wailer - that Buhari is actually Alive and still the President.

Pprovost:
Lol... I used to appeal to these people like you before but not anymore. With what is on ground, I think the bitterness between these two tribes in the south will persist with or without the North. Forget southern unity.

You speak the truth. Even the great Sardauna tried to unite them but failed. Southern unity is a mirage

chukagates:
can you imagine this northern fools u kill pple in their own lands amd expect a french kiss?? this pple should be thought a lesson Carry OUT A REPRISAL AND THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER REPRISAL...I NO BE YORUBA BUT I DONE VEX

"thought a lesson" ?

Your English is terrible! I hope your courage is better

JustinSlayer69:
I have actually read this kind of stories before. Many Arabs really liked him

May be partly because both his two names are of Arabic origin.

Rashid = The rightly guided one

Yekini = certainty , undisputed

He was a great man! His name did not open doors for his daughters but it did for me. I was in a middle eastern country years ago and looking at my Nigerian passport the officer said to me with admiration - Reshidi Yekini ! and that was the end of my immigration questions!

A confused reporting.

Writing " bothered" instead of boardered and more....

Opakan2:
you'll think it's joke.. it will play out before your very eyes
Hausas are no longer welcomed in yoruba land after that 48 hrs elapses. Even Buhari can't stop what is coming
I'm Yoruba and I must defend Yoruba interest and people before any other.. so help me God

That means you are abandoning the Yorubas in the north?

That's the main reason why we have divorce. There are many women in the market. I can't be living with a criminal and my enemy in the name of marriage. No be by force ooo!

He really wants to do his work - keeping law and order. Let's hope they don't assassinate him. These people prefer a lawless society, living like animals.