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valdetino:
So u hv not lighted a banger b4?

Nope.

Dats why I dnt stay anywia close to wia dey are throwing such. Tnk God its jux der hand;dey wil be fyn.

Rolly83:
Don't just spread your mat,you have to also contribute.

And who sed anytin abt me spreading mat,huh

The phone pressers

samflexxy:
why booking space

Stil writing my list of shout out

My shut out goes first to my family
To my loved ones
To nairalanders
To my class mates
To all dat made me smile in 2014
Wush you all a merry christmas!
And also to op(samflexxy) for creating this topic.

Nairalanders and spreading mat...lol

Claroo:
Haba Learned Colleague.....ma earlier comment is part of d misconception of d laymen

Oh am sorry. Tout u meant odawise.

Claroo:
All successful lawyers are also Cultist

Dats wat u tink. Well, I dnt really nid to argue wit an unlearned man on law principles.

finofaya:
Thanks. I doubt they are interested in what we say in our defence though. One guy here even said that we can't help lying despite having the truth on our side in a suit. Its all good.

Yah. If he wia to be a lawyer he wudnt hv made such comments..

laykorn:

Wow! This is awesome. I wish I could do what one of these people just did. Creativity ai its peak. Poetic devices being utilised outside of the conventional poetry. This is awesome.

Emaprince
Darkrebel
Kr0ne

Ayamlaykorn

You can stil do it/you dnt expect for it to hpn witout a fist/ jux try alil ders notin wrong in resit/ I can still help you wit ur list/but first let me hv smtin to eat...

Old pic sha nd relaxed

Are you serious Its pretty cool

Yewandequeen:
oh my God
thank God I created this thread, see the hidden beautiful hair from nairalander ladies.

am speechless.

As In eeeh...her hair is nice.

thatgurlvixen:
Joining in a bit late,had my hair in twists,, but here it is

Nice.

zinny2049:
mind u we lawyers don't tell lies as u lay men misquote us. We re bound to defend anyone irrespective of our opinion towards d guilt of the offender or the defender the law obliges us to bring our evidence and administer justice. Pls stop misquoting us, it is against the ambit of the legal profession to pay false witnesses to appear before the court to give testimony.

Tell dem o. But well, we cnt really blame dem,dats why dey are called laymen;dey dnt undstnd d procedures.

finofaya:
This your OP should be in the career section.

I don't think you've been inside a court room before, judging by the misconception you have about lawyers.

I'm sure you realize that a lawyer can resort to lying only when the facts are not in his/her favour. Therefore, you cannot lie when the facts are in your favour. It is not correct to say that lawyers always lie. You have to choose your clients carefully. A lawyer cannot bear false witness anyway, since it is the litigant who gives evidence.

If you've heard of appeal, you'd know that a lawyer would have to lie his way through at least three different courts and 8 different judges in order to completely win a case. It is difficult to lie your way to total victory in court. Lawyers also depend on their reputations a lot; if you're a known liar, judges tend to be wary of you and it becomes harder to get away with stuff, meaning less success for you.

There are quite a number of lawyers, SAN's even, who are good christians. You have the likes of Ozekhome or Izinyon in this category.

A born again christian lawyer should not define career success in terms of money, instead it should be defined by the positive impact you have on the resolution of particular disputes and on the legal system in general. Generally, any person that sets out to make all of the money would not qualify as a born again christian. Money is said to be the root of all evil.

You don't have to be a trial lawyer. There are so many other options available to you that don't involve advocacy.

A lot of times, litigants think lawyers are telling lies because they fail to grasp that legal requirements for evidence differ from their personal requirements for evidence.

So yes, a born again christian, what ever that means, can be a successful lawyer, just as he can be a successful business man. There is nothing about being a lawyer that requires lying.

Having had d privilege of goin tru dis lil piece of urs, I must really commend you for dis. Ppl dnt knw a tin abt being a lawyer and its so disheartening weneva dey mk such outrageous comment(lawyers are liars) . I hope dey cn learn alil frm ur write up. Or beta off try to become a lawyer,den dey wil knw how its done. Once again, nice piece.

dmjinc:
l'âge ne est rien mais un nombre...you get my point??

Yah I do..lol

Am liking dis write up

KELVINXY:
I'm not and never will pretend to be
I never did like virgins,cus they are psyhco's

Women are such pretenders that's my problem

So dear are u?

Well, its jux wat u sed abt d man dancing hapily dat he got a tear rubber not knowing dat d woman aint. Wat goes for you cnt go for anoda;the man is happy wit d wife,tear rubber or not. But however, dat doesn't mean dat one shud continue sleeping around. And,abt virgins,not all are psycho maybe uv bin meeting kids dt jux finished der secondary school.

So he has neva tried touching you in some sensitive parts? And you neva enjoyed it?
Also,if you really wish to find out wats wrong wit you,you shud allow him do d sex(he shud be gentle o) even if you dnt want it,let's see how you u feel afterwards. #jux saying

KELVINXY:
I don die

D funny part be sey 1 dey anoda bobo frm anoda zone go come marry am,
On the wedding day,the guy go dey dance like sey na tear leather he marry

Are you a virgin?

evantical:
A recent court ruling has changed that.

Wats the current law?

.

Well,female children of customary law marriage are usually denied a share in der late fathers property. But dis only happens wen he dies intestate(witout writing will) but wia he dies testate(wrote will)and gvs his daughter a share den she wil benefit. Dou dey are entitled to der late fathers economic trees planted in the family land,if reserved for family use. ONYANKPA V BALA AKOGWU. Wia d father dies intestate,d brothers cn favour d sister by catering for her needs. but dis is not so in yoruba land. But d court in MOJEKWU V EJIKEME has tried to change dis discrimination against d females as it contravenes a section in d contituiton.(Sorry cnt rmba d exact section and am not wia I cn check it)

NgeneUkwenu:
Ochichi jonathan Ochichi ndi mmehie! Rip!

Lyk you can do beta dan him!

I love neatness. I cnt stand a dirty partner.

Lordabas:




The Wife = Local

HATER

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Ok tnx

gustav25:
I watch this movie everyday and also ddlj

Hvnt watched ddlj