₦airaland Forum

yeye4live:
i can hook u up to a girl,she s a virgin at 25yrs, she works in a bank n she wont beg u one naira even afta years of wedlock, she will even b giving u money every day,not to 4get she s loving n caring above all she s gud in bed, if u ned her let me kno.

i realy wish all girls re like dis

LOL SHE IS GOOD IN BED, HOW DID U KNOW?

M M M:
op
give me d contract


i will P I M P alot of ladies 4 u

just 4 u 2 make a choice

CONTRACT MARRIAGE IS NOT WANT I WANT, I NEED REAL MARRIAGE. CANT WAIT TO BE CALLED DADDY DADDY DADDY

PurestBoy:
[size=16pt]They deserve nothing but Boko Haram treatment, Foolish Chickens[/size]

IS THAT ALL U CAN SAY TO UR NATION?

kai i was afraid of nairaland cus of these

I just keep wondering and reading alot on nairaland and internet at large. Is it a risk for me to just get back home
see a girl I like and propose without dating? Because people date for years in the name of getting to know their fiancy
and all sorts of stories, since am away and not sure of getting a wife of ma choice where i am, i plan going home maybe within just 3 months and everything marital be concluded. Please only candid advices. ( no MMM and nyashing)

I must add am not currently in any relationship

LOL

i said he was caught nyashing another girl, wonder what MMM will say

not free bro you have to buy a dongle for that.

send me an email i ill tell u what to do.

andreew@bornagain.com

alshaer:
Thanks for yor information Done
and can you do this also


IMEI: 356841040711118
MEP: 11414-002

Locked by : Etisalat - UAE

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hmm this is a new 9900

lmaoooo

If you think you can, read this very fast 10 times if no mistake clap for yourself


THE SUN SHALL SOON SHINE.

beat am enuf, kai na wintch?

exactly, seems you live in uae. Immidiatly u arrive at the airport all records about you are recorded on the system.
police and all other agencies can access everywhere. most transaction require your i.d card. kai

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alshaer:
Hi How are you? can you plese help me to unlock My Blackberry


Please ungent i am out of UAE now.

IMEI: 358428034593104
MEP: 11414-002

Locked by : Etisalat - UAE

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M M M:
op
i will love 2 meet dat your GF

I hope not to nyash her

kai MMM with nyash nobi be small thing ooo chei

A deal is a deal, you have lured her into fighting her boyfriends just to gain a quit
You must do d same.

kahnbigsby:
IMEI: 353491046708032
MEP: 04598-005

Thanks a lot Andrew, you have been very helpful. Keep up the good work!

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People always mistake friendship for lover, A girlfriend grammatically implies a simple casual friend.
Intimacy shouldnt come in here except if u are talking your lover. Just as a guy has a guy as his friend, so
is a guy and a gurl.

bhusayor:
Lol @ mairalanders, I knw its a typo but I find it quite funny.

Kindly narrate d 'lil misunderstanding'

He was caught nyashing another gurl

BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT THE MAJOR HARAM BOKO WILL REMAIN IN THE DARK.

She brought me out of virginhood

Marriage is all about love and love is not about age.
If you love her proceed and get married to her. You can even conceal her real age
from your friends and relatives cus of love and get married to her

Use cult boys to deal with him but get ready to sleep with all of them

ma candid advice is to pray that he looses interest on you.

Cuddlemii:
Bros, where r u expecting to get all these criteria, configuration, specification, statistics & list of preference from? Nland? Ofo ma ma uwan etieti, abasi oyo no fi uto unen o yom de. apara wa, me sme tutu. ke nland, yag e se.

Nsi nan ya afo tan utoh iko odo, ifono ya awo ado akpara ntodom

afere afere ndito nairaland asogo do akpara, yeh ami

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lmaoooooooooooooo

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=751270.msg9071760#msg9071760 date=1315078913]Can you please change toasted into courted because I keep visualizing the girl being toasted in a toaster.

Now I have an urge for some toasts. Anybody have some strawberry jam?[/quote]Or on a table tennis board.

Me, never even thought of it b4

This miracle would have been possible if it were in the time of moses

@poster
Are you in ireland? can we meet? face to face i mean, am black like charcoal.

lol, kai this one na die