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Autos / Re: Nissan Sunny 140k by android666: 11:34pm On Sep 24, 2014
born2fuck: I no be cab driver nah, why u dey fall my hand.
grin

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Autos / Re: Nissan Sunny 140k by android666: 10:57pm On Sep 24, 2014
born2fuck: Eyes dey see things for nairaland.

U no like this one??
This car go fit your runs oo..as per ashawo tins grin cheesy wink

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Is A Total Infant by android666: 6:26am On Sep 23, 2014
Zoharariel:

Hear ur self, so b'cos she has 2houses & 4cars gives her the edge to be peddling senseless lies in the name of blogging?

How about her cutting off all the over-hyping & tribal nonsense & just call a spade a spade?

She has never for once promoted Olamide's song on her useless blog, yet she was quick to carry a bogus story about him impregnating a lady. Little wonder Y Olamide called her Oloshi on twitter & even Wizkid calling her "Awon Oloshi United: Omabaje fun gbo gbo won"

She copied a story from Sahara Reporters sometime ago [About PEJ being flown out of the Country for urgent medicals] which turned out to be false & when she couldn't take the heat, she stylishly blamed Sahara Reporters for the misleading information, ofcourse - not taking into account, her own errors while also forgetting all the previous accurate stories she had copied & pasted from Sahara Reporters.

As for her sagged breast, do not be fooled by the "push up bra with extra padding" she uses for packaging, attached is a throwback pic of ur Linda with her flat chest or should I say slippers breast?

In conclusion, I have no reason to hate on an Ashewo kobo-kobo like Linda, I just disdain her for her lies & tribal sentiments!

Note: All ye LIB asslickers are welcome t.o vibrating like a chinese Love Machine on her behalf!


This is too much naa....
Haba!

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Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by android666: 2:30pm On Sep 22, 2014
justi4jesu: @Bene

#39,500 for BB Q10 with Box and Complete Accessories.
Ok.
Religion / Re: What Man Of God Is Pastor Chris Oyakhilome - Femi Aribisala by android666: 6:39am On Sep 22, 2014
sauer: Nigerians are really just as foolish as they come. A pastor says mas.turba.tion is no sin, it's business as usual. A pastor curls his hair and probably spends more on that hair than the average Nigerian spends on food, it's business as usual. A pastor dresses lavishly and invests tons of money on 'looking good for Christ', it's business as usual. The same pastor moves about with bodyguards, unable to call on his so-called God to protect him, yet it's business as usual.
The very same pastor now divorces his wife, slanders her, and puts himself on the pedestal against his obviously very quiet, unassuming wife; yet IT'S BUSINESS AS USUAL. DAMN!!!

if i hear any touch not my anointed here, I'll bash that person's head angry

Word!

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Autos / Re: Urgent sale Honda Civic 2007 400k Sold by android666: 4:56am On Sep 20, 2014
born2fuck: no, he is a bicycle dealer.
Bwahahahaha!!!!
Lmao cheesy cheesy

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Autos / Re: Reg Nissan Sunny Nx100 Sport Car 200k by android666: 7:32pm On Sep 19, 2014
born2fuck: why are you advertising closed-up?
Bwahahahaha!!!!
It is well!! grin grin grin

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Adverts / Re: Ardyss Body Magic Do U Want To Lose Fatness Contact Me by android666: 7:31pm On Sep 19, 2014
valeny2k: yes

Can u drop ur number or email so we can chat more
Adverts / Re: Ardyss Body Magic Do U Want To Lose Fatness Contact Me by android666: 5:35am On Sep 19, 2014
valeny2k: available
Are you a distributor?
Celebrities / Re: Ex Oyo State Governor's Controversial Daughter Kemi Olunloyo Beaten To Stupor by android666: 5:02am On Sep 19, 2014
Eeyah.

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Autos / Re: Reg Nissan Sunny Nx100 Sport Car 200k by android666: 4:45am On Sep 19, 2014
mobuch:

Send a pm to born2fuck, this crap u call a car falls within his budget.
Bwahahahaha.....
Lwkmd ooo.... grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Adverts / Re: Start Your Own Human Hair Biz With Little Or No Capital! by android666: 5:05am On Sep 18, 2014
Pls elaborate more.

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Business / Re: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by android666: 3:34am On Sep 18, 2014
JeffreyJamez: So in other words nairaland is full of broke people?... this dude hasnt been to the auto section, or property section...... besides what adverts are on Linda's blog?..... most of them are events!!....has he even seen the way her readers scramble for the change she drops for them?....some people sef Ehn.
Word!

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Business / Re: Why Linda Ikeji Makes More Money Than Nairaland by android666: 3:24am On Sep 18, 2014
ZACHIE: Rubbish
NL is a go-to-resource centre by the serious and academic, Linda is just garbage.

After all the rubbishy hype, NL will get better and stronger down the line, Linda will be dead buried, and forgotten.

And, true, SEUN does not need to thrust his face in your face.

He is who he is, a nerd, a workaholic.....take it or prostrate to a moving trailer

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji & Joselyn Dumas Flaunt Voluptuous Curves On Alexander Mcqueen Skirt by android666: 2:53am On Sep 18, 2014
GovWahala: So it's by picture compression linda wants to force curves out? Smh
U go fear curves na.
By hook or by crook.

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Properties / Re: Build A Standard And Modern Two Bedroom Bungalow With Just 980k by android666: 2:50am On Sep 18, 2014
Guy,how far na?

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Phones / Re: Lol Someone Is Saying Samsung S5 Is Better Dan Iphone6 by android666: 2:44am On Sep 18, 2014
See as una finish iPhone 6. cry cry

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Education / Re: Correcting The Misconception About The Private University by android666: 12:12pm On Sep 10, 2014
Beautifully written!
1000 likes.

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Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by android666: 4:38am On Sep 08, 2014
Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by android666: 2:51am On Sep 07, 2014
Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by android666: 1:24pm On Sep 05, 2014
Hello Justi,I noticed the other thread has been locked.
I am interested in the human hair,I would like to know how to go about it.
Travel / Re: I Need Help From "Justwise" by android666: 1:10pm On Sep 02, 2014
justwise:

grin justwise
Lmao cheesy

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Religion / Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by android666: 3:54pm On Aug 30, 2014
ebankole: @Android666
lastly,your former worker,ur kid,& d person that bought somthin4 u bt: .Insted of given u out of hers got u anoda 1 are all same
In al,sims u are embarkin on a prayer or somethin,as a result of some issues goin on in ur life rite nw?
Ur indid nid helper nd mor prayer.Bt,kip it up,as d cleanin up is takin place nw.
Thanks,may God bless you.

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Religion / Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by android666: 3:14pm On Aug 30, 2014
ebankole: @Android666

You first dream,the garden is like the house of God,a peace place and or a place of safefy,The closer you are to GOD the better: In all,thank God u weren't bite,the tree means,Under the shield or unbrella.
Thank GOD FOR U.
You need to appraciate God here
Thanks.what of d other ones.

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Religion / Re: Dreams Interpretation! Dreams Interpretation!! Dreams Interpretation!!! by android666: 2:58pm On Aug 30, 2014
I was sitting under a tree in d garden,when I say a dog but tried to shield myself from it but somehow d say saw me and became aggressive but I immediately turned into a very big tree,then d dog became afraid,and couldn't move.


Secondly,I say myself in d market with a woman that operates a salon in my area,I wasn't properly dressed but was carrying peak milk and other provisions which were heavy but a boy who worked for me b4 offered to help and take it my house but on walking with d salon owner we saw someone selling dates she bought for herself I wanted to take from her but she said she rather buy for me which she did and I ate it.

The boy that took the load home for me started cleaning my sitting room and I dreamt a day earlier that my daughter was also cleaning my sitting room
Forgive typos and lack of punctuation I was typing fast coz I didn't want to forget d dreams.

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Family / Re: Ladies,a Thread to celebrate The Good Husbands Out There by android666: 12:07pm On Aug 28, 2014
Dozzybaby: God bless my grandmothers husband Augustine O...

He is a pillar in our household. Despite my grandmother cheating on him very regularly, he takes it like a man. My grandmother is so needy and bipolar, but he stays to witness the disgrace she dishes out everyday. My grandmother calls herself a doctor but she is actually an unqualified nurse.

This is an Ode to Gerald my grandfather for your efforts. Thanks to the OP for starting this thread. I am so emotional right now.
shocked shocked shocked

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