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chukel: guy, expect a 100yr ban. Na wia u go kn say seun strong. ![]() |
Acidosis: Never expect any response/action from Mr Seun Osewa. He is the weakest boss I've ever known. |
[quote author=desgiezd]How could I have waited for a whole 5 months for a car I pre-ordered? The Op really is a patient man.[/quote |
justi4jesu: VIRGIN AND NORMAL PERUVIAN HAIRPrices and landing cost to Lagos. |
justi4jesu: ....Prices? |
Ishilove: ROTFL!! Na real gbege be dat. Inspiredm will kukuma respect himself and carry the wrecked car back to the workshop while Betalyf will sit in his house and cry bucketsful of manly tearsLmao @ cry bucketsful of manly tears ![]() |
Bootybuttchic: Chai dat armpit looks more ghanian dan her whole body]Lwkmd ![]() |
henrimoto: heee! Igwe ke, scammer? Omo, who igwe collect money from?Msewwww.. |
tsolz84: Bear hugs*..please accept my unreserved apologies;u owe me none signor..#nuf respekt#awww.... .I think am gonna cry... |
[quote author=softsparkyy]Wey the picture of mating naaa abi show never start? I love dogs but only when they are still puppies. [/quote ] ![]() |
dominique: Try and be more organised or did the kitchen mess itself up? If you're having problems with space management, construct wall shelves to give you additional storage. Try and declutter as often as possible and do away with utensils you don't really need. |
Ewwwww.......disgusting!!!!! ![]() |
dytbabe: Pele o oga modiratorLmao @ modirator ![]() |
Oh no!Federer lost! |
Lordabas: Yess it works! I was a victim.. |
Federer ??na wetin![]() Hian!!! ![]() |
Paroman: If you can believe this op story, you will believe anything! What if I told you, I caught my landlady's dog making a phone call sometime last month. I was just coming back from a friend's place, decided to go the backyard to take a pee when I suddenly heard what sounded like an incantation. I quietly tip-toed, took a peep and saw my landlady's dog holding an Iphone 5 talking to God knows who. Omo my heart almost cut. Na that same week I pack out from that house!Bwahahahaha. .......oturugbeke ![]() |
Lwkmd @ flush toilet ![]() |
So,had it been we beat france na germany we for play |
Hian! |
Guykhena: And BTW you know snakes are Poikilothermic(cold blooded),and they seek out environments with heat, I guess that's why the female snake(going by Mynd's analysis) went up the wire,and that was a suitable mating spot and it only drew the suitors to it...Eziokwu ? |
Mad Cow: Alero saw what he was doing to his former wife and thought it was just to drive her out for her to enter.Lmao |
Bright2: One of those whom fight with chairs in the national house,by their fruit we shall know themGBAM!!! |
papa_nnamdi: oh gawd not again, ![]() |
Dino is frustrated!! he should be pitied. |
super story |
kuss: don't be deceived this guy is fakeOp,na true?? |
caseless: This ex-hooker had the guts to spew crumbs after all we went thru in the hands of her husband. This paled lobster shld jst keep shut and 'cease' frm typing balderdash. It is a shame that her husband came to reach the hudred cap 'thresh-hold' and what a way to mark the record-with an own-goal. |
: caseless: This ex-hooker had the guts to spew crumbs after all we went thru in the hands of her husband. This paled lobster shld jst keep shut and 'cease' frm typing balderdash. It is a shame that her husband came to reach the hudred cap 'thresh-hold' and what a way to mark the record-with an own-goal. |
Hmmmm........ |
Lwkmd oooo..... . ![]() |

This time, you'll have no choice but to get a "cash-&-carry" car, which is even cheaper!

??na wetin
. Believe me, this is a true life story.