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alert01:
My story and I choose to share it on an anonymous forum to heal.

Shortly before COVID, I went to Canada on a student Visa for an Ms program. After my degree, I decided to stay. And here is my dating story

From 2019 to 2021, I wasn't in a serious relationship with anyone since I was a student and still trying to get my finances in order. My province, in fact, my school didn't really have Nigerians like that. BC seem to have decent concentration of Nigerians tho. However, within that year, I asked two ladies out who I know were also looking for serious relationship, but rejected me. One was Rwanda, and the other one from Eritrea. They were both working class ladies that time. I just recently only get to know I was rejected base on look and height.

Okay, last year I got a job and I seemed to be doing decently fairly. But I still didn't find a woman yet to date me. I put myself on Tinder, but didn't get match. The only match I got, she ghost me after our second meeting. I wasn't her taste and standard. She was looking for a 6ft ,good looking and heavily built guy.

I tried linking up with few Nigerian guys who introduced me to their circles. Somehow, I got to meet women. I met oyinbo women too. The two I told about love interests also didn't show interest.

Another Nigerian, just got here last year on a student Visa, also couldn't date me.

But the one that really pained me most was an Eritrean lady I got in contact with recently. She is a citizen already. She ghost me after seeing my pictures 😭.

I'm only a little around 5ft 3in. On the side of big, but not that overweight and I've been going to gym now trying to get a slim body. I'm not where I need to be financially but I'm not doing too bad.

You are broke.
Ugly
Short
With a potbelly,
And garnished with a poor fashion sense.

If you were the ladies, will you settle for you?

Allisgud:
when I have girls with soft lips like pussy

Who told you I don't have a soft lips?

My lips soft die.

And when I handle you, you will cum under 20secs.

I know just the right places to touch

Allisgud:
which part of Nigeria do u live

Lagos.

You need a BJ?

Notorioustroll:
Yes, like your worthless mother who is like a blonde in a mental home.

Thanks so much for starting my day with an orgasm

You are now sounding frustrated.

Please don't give up.

Thebadpolitician left me and since then I have been bored.

I am glad you have taken the mantle.

My babe

Notorioustroll,

Imagine these lovely creatures

Karen2024:
Play thing my foot

You are just too weak so you resort to damage control which I am very good at You can't hide where I have hidden and left and I won't see you. But your death brain cannot comprehend

You don't even know how to put together a good sentence.

You are a disgrace to trolls.

Please keep disgracing yourself on a public forum.

Notorioustroll:
You don't have to say this You know for sure that I must keep it coming as you so deserve I know you are already regretting responding to my mention in the first place. Now it's a shame for you to run in just barely a week See who was running his mouth like all-powerful

You are really a disgrace to humanity. Just quietly lead yourself to the slaughter

Please be creative with your comments.

Don't bore me please.

Make it 10 mentions minimum at once.

I'm addicted to Nairaland mentions.

Notorioustroll:
Fear wouldn't let this one run his mouth as usual All this damage control is in your vain attempt to impress me but No! I refuse to be impressed

And young boy, I will keep you in my grip to keep pounding you no matter how much you love me. To hell with your love

Please keep the mentions coming.

The more the mentions the better the orgasm.

Increase your mentions to at least 10, or more.

That will be instant ejaculation

Notorioustroll:
Yes, I am also gay but unfortunate you your ass is too tight for big dick .


I wouldn't want your type cause I deal with clean boys not dirty smelling things like you

You have finally confessed.

I wouldn't say I'm surprised.

Most homophobes are closeted gays struggling with internalised homophobia.

No straight man has the time and energy to dwell on gay issues 24hrs of the day.

But I am glad you are coming out gradually.

That's a step, and the rainbow family will accept you despite your atrocities.

Notorioustroll:
E pain am well well

This one enter like electric shock

See pesin wey dey deal with me editing my comment because he can't stand me.

Chai

I am not dealing with you.

It's your job to deal with me.

My hole is all yours

Notorioustroll:
Lol.

You are just a demented goat. You are back to receive more doses of the vawulence

Trust me I have it in abundance to baptize your already brutalized self. And by the time I get done, you will carry the cross of your Calvary on your buttocks instead of your shoulder


You can't even pretend, you don't know how to get out of my grip and I will gladly deal with you for as long as you are alive .
It's gradually becoming more interesting

Get out of your grip?

Please I want to remain in your grip forever.

I get orgasms each time I get a mention from you.

I love getting attention from straight homophobes.

I love you so much babe.

So keep me in your grip forever.

parcydrix:
So who is gei

I no won laugh abeg.

One of my favourite interviews.

Notorioustroll:
See your unexposed life.
It's even a person watching porn that is talking to me You are too ugly to win girls heart, you don't have the money to go to brothels so you settled for watching porn to quench your sexual urge. It's your type that sleeps around with domestic animals reason why I said meet your mother in the brothel just to release and she won't charge you a dime.

I watch porn a lot.

I am actually addicted lol.

I don't need girls cause I'm gay.

What I need is a big black dick.

Unfortunately you have a micro penis

Failure2019:
Lol

I'm not gei

I got wife and kids .

Fair.

I don't do married men.

My greeting to your wife and lovely kids.

Notorioustroll:
You are so pained and confused that you had to edit my comment

Chai this pain them mix am with fearless

I'm having fun my baby

Notorioustroll:
My mother is an intimacy gadget (s3x toy) in the brothel. It would be more interesting if I approach her in the same brothel to give her doggy style hot hot and then release my smellysperm into her mouth to swallow. Don't doubt. She won't charge me shishi because I belong to her

I am the son of your uncle. She slept with her brother to produce my miserable self


Abomination is what my family is called. We all should be burnt with our two eyes seeing

Please tell me more about your mother

Notorioustroll:
Story for the gods


No matter where you run to I must chase you and brutalize your already miserable self. Forget about the gibberish you typed. By the time I cease your peace and start giving it to you back to back you will find another irrelevant story to run. If you don't abandon your failure moniker, you will stop responding.


Do you think I take whatever you type seriously? I know your type. I have handled your type several times so you should be ashamed of yourself. I am sure nairalanders who happened to read your comments will smile in disapproval. They say something like "dey do me dey pity me" and that's what I am doing to you.


Don't worry. It's not actually your fault. When a dog start growing it will think itself a lion and this is actually your case. See you I have handled you but you want to prove stubborn with your heart hanging one side You will soon go to grave

You will brutalise me.

You will give it to me back to back.

Please baby, I am ready to be dealt with.

Make sure you bring condom

parcydrix:
Why are you gei

I'm not gei

Failure2019:
I doubt .

You haven't handle uncircumcised one yet

I have never even seen it in my life, except on porn.

Now I'm curious.

Please pick a location.

Bills on me.

Op must be trolling us. Cause I can't believe someone can be this dumb

Banilla:
Op is gay or bisexual?

Lemme book space! Some beautiful, nasty sh** is about to happen and I'm here for it! First time witnessing gay men flirt.

You are free to join.

Don't tell me you want to die without experiencing threes0me

Failure2019:
Too big for you to handle:-)

I have handled bigger ones.

Stop hyping yourself lol

Ballzproblem2:
wtf dude 🤨

You haven't heard of guys that suck dick?

Which cave did you crawl out from?

Failure2019:
I could remember when I was growing up and discover my preek was curve and small. I thought something was wrong with me looking at the other boys of my age with straight preek . I will try to straitght it with my hands , but thing will still curve . I had to tell my dad and he told me there is no cause for alarm . Never know a day like this will come that I will be proud of it when one banny told me my popcorn is too sweet.😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Wow. I would love to suck it

Karen2024

My play thing.

I am bored again

efelicity:
I am a big fool

I know

Karen2024:
This is not a bitch but a male bulldog

So you finally surrender instead of fighting dirty and smart

So your previous chest-beat was just a mask behind which there is no face I know you still won't understand this untill I break it into pieces for you


I wish you you remain but I will definitely start another round of fight with you if truly you leave.

You are now my regular customer

I am not a troll.

This is basically a case where the hunter became the hunted.

You came to troll me, and i dealt with you mercilessly with your numerous monikas.

And now, i believe I have had enough of the entertainment.

You are now boring.

Dismissed, unless you become interesting again.

My play thing.

TheBillyonaire:
I do not think you an irredeemable idiot, I think you are worse. That is why I try to fumigate your mind virus by having you download my words. The audible voice of your mind that reads this aloud to your soul is sanitized by just reading my energy loaded words.

You suffer from delusion of grandeur.

You are worst than a fool, at least a fool is still in touch with reality.

You can attack me all you want, but you know that you are nothing but a sham.

An audio billionaire.