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Family / Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by AndroidAI(m): 2:57pm On Jul 12, 2023
LoudlyMouthed:

And my happiness still be my own grin

Keep deceiving yourself. You are frustrated. Suffering and smiling tongue
Romance / Re: Help, How Do I Handle Area Boys Rushing After Me(pics) by AndroidAI(m): 11:45am On Jul 12, 2023
illicit:


I am his fan tho

But the way he title his songs is a turn off

shocked

I was his fan.

But these days he's now using deception and lies to create attention.

His monikers must be hundreds.

It's a big turn off.
Romance / Re: Help, How Do I Handle Area Boys Rushing After Me(pics) by AndroidAI(m): 11:37am On Jul 12, 2023
illicit:
Guy

Ur song titles are wack

No offence

Hallelluyah Are u a gospel musician?

The title isn't the problem. The problem is he has no musical talent and he's forcing himself. His motivation is probably fame and money, not that he has passion.

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Celebrities / Re: Chef Dammy Fetches Water From A Well After Complaining Of Insufficient Funds by AndroidAI(m): 10:27am On Jul 12, 2023
PlayMaker14:
grin grin grin grin grin

This one will fade out like Olajumoke the "Bread Seller"


Ire Oooo 🤣

Dammy was not discovered, she put herself out there, and she's already playing the social media game. Her followers are growing. Unlike the bread seller that was discovered with no knowledge of what social media is. See the difference?

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Health / Re: What Can Be The Cause Of My Friend's Childlessness by AndroidAI(m): 9:33am On Jul 12, 2023
Righteousness2:
There is nothing wrong with your Friend. Her case is that GOD ALMIGHTY will be Glorified.

Medically, my own wife would not conceive talkless of giving birth. Today I have my child.

I have seen Women whose womb were removed and shown to them. Today they care mothers of mutiple children.

Take your Friend to THE LORD'S CHOSEN. THE GOD OF CHOSEN IS HIGHLY TRUSTED AND PROVEN To BREAK EVERY YOKE AND FILL YOU WITH YOU JOY

I have never seen anyone that goes to Chosen and his head is intact. Do you also wear that green apron? Mad people association cheesy
Politics / Re: Election: ‘Even If Peter Obi Concedes Defeat, We’ll Not Accept’ – Charly Boy by AndroidAI(m): 9:31am On Jul 12, 2023
Oxfordgrade:
People dey talk, this shameless old man with damage an.us dey follow talk. Shior..!

You that your anus is intact, what have you achieved? grin

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Romance / Re: Nothing Wey I No Go See For This Lagos by AndroidAI(m): 9:20am On Jul 12, 2023
Hahaha. You are a comedian. For me though, as long as you didn't call my name, i ain't stopping for anyone. I wouldn't even look back, talk of standing to exchange words with an agbo seller. You have to wise up if you are in Lagos. The one that pains me are these corporate beggars. They will dress so nice, only to meet you begging for N100 that they lost their transport. Come back you will still see that same beggar. I heard the business is very lucrative, that many has built mansions in their village from begging in the streets of Lagos. Maybe I will join them soon grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Boss Refuses To Pay Me My Salary For June Till Now by AndroidAI(m): 9:13am On Jul 12, 2023
jidowu84:
It's so painful to write this here cos I am feeling very bad right now. I don't know how to deal with this matter cos it's actually driving me crazy. He is a very wicked soul for sure but his wickedness ought not to affect my family. Kindly advise on what to do. Leaving the job is inevitable but no job in site as an option for now

Go to the police and table your issue. But take note that you are going to be fired after this. So start looking for another work.

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Crime / Re: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by AndroidAI(m): 9:11am On Jul 12, 2023
RTID:
Okay, this is crazy. I was with my friend yesterday and he told me a very shocking true life story.
A particular Yahoo boy went to plus up his Yahoo. Babalawo tell am say make him sleep with 25 women for the whole thing to be successful.
“I will advice you to sleep with 50 ladies at least, because many of these women have been used.”, the babalawo said.

This guy went to book a lodge & stayed there for about 2 months. All he was doing was sleeping with different women.
He slept with over 120 women & went back to the baba.
120 women!!? Quite shocking right? Now, here's the most shocking part of it.

The babalawo told him that out of over 120 girls that he slept with, only 8 have not been used. The rest of them have been used by someone else.
Ahhh! This is crazy. I was traumatized when I heard this story. Things are happening.

So many thoughts came through my mind. This is just one of the many reasons why we should flee from sexual immorality.

Go and find another work and stop regurgitating old stale stories.

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Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by AndroidAI(m): 9:02am On Jul 12, 2023
finegirl233:

Look at this thing, is it your emotional?

Hunty sorry oh cheesy
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by AndroidAI(m): 8:32am On Jul 12, 2023
finegirl233:

GTFO my mention, i'm not responsible for the directionless and pathetic life you are living.

Don't be emotional please.
Health / Re: Pls Help A Brother. by AndroidAI(m): 8:47pm On Jul 11, 2023
shantti:
Avoid eating food that was cooked with pepper. Avoid garri too

I'd rather die than avoid garri. What else will man eat?
Family / Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by AndroidAI(m): 8:38pm On Jul 11, 2023
LoudlyMouthed:

Would you keep quiet?

Broke man with standards tongue

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Family / Re: Lady Reunites With Her Twin Brother After They Were Separated At A Young Age by AndroidAI(m): 6:41pm On Jul 11, 2023
Amumaigwe:

When you break the spell your mother cast upon you against your father, you will suddenly realize that your father is actually trying.

My friend shut up. I lost my mother at a very tender age. It's not everything you open mouth waaaah. Have small self control.

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Family / Re: Lady Reunites With Her Twin Brother After They Were Separated At A Young Age by AndroidAI(m): 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2023
Wawelexy:



Why must you think he went with the dad and not the mom? Men are better off raising a child than women, especially if the child is a boy...

Happy reunion to both of them

Not all men. Some men are useless. Especially the lazy ones. My father is an example, and there are many like him.

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Family / Re: Is This Baby Shower Or Madness by AndroidAI(m): 3:55pm On Jul 11, 2023
Nazgul:
Madness if you ask me.

So many men out there calling themselves husbands, lack principles and standard!

This is why I tell people that a woman should meet you with a certain level of standard, stop being a man of anything goes! This gender will so stain your white once they know you have no principles!

The wife of a man with standard and principles will never try this nonsense!

This is simply art. A creative wouldn't mind. Beyonce did it and she broke the internet. Does that mean she has no standard? Her back accounts, connection and influence will disagree with you. STOP being so rigid and enjoy life. You only got one.

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Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by AndroidAI(m): 3:15pm On Jul 11, 2023
finegirl233:

You are thinking too big of yourself. "I tend to have that effect on people" my ugly buttt.

This is my last reply to you

Now she's hurt grin

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Romance / Re: [pictures] The Food I Eat For Body Building by AndroidAI(m): 3:14pm On Jul 11, 2023
irumole1975:


I started on Saturday. I do light weight with dumbbell; bicep curls, inclined dumbbell press, I also used a certain machine like that for my chest (forgot it’s name ). Todays supose to be for leg,but I can’t go cuz my whole body is in pain, severe pains.

Yes I subscribe for a trainer and he said he’s going to make me start slow first ,then do some progressive load or whatever he called it

Oh that's perfect. A trainer will help you a lot. 3 times a week intensive workout is enough. You can do it like Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday. This will give your muscles time to heal.

Why I like Saturday is because gym is often filled. I can make some new friends. I really love your spirit. I love people that wants to be better. I really wish you success in this journey.

Remember It's a journey, not a destination. Going to the gym is going to become a lifestyle, just like brushing your teeth.

Once you get what you want, all you will be doing is maintaining it. By then you will reduce to 2 times a week. Once again, I wish you success. No pain, no gain!!
Romance / Re: Why Can't Most Nairalanders Hold A Healthy Discussion? by AndroidAI(m): 10:43am On Jul 11, 2023
thesilentman:

I swear most of them don't have 100k in their accounts.Just living fake lives on a faceless forum.

You are doing the exact thing you are complaining about. You are no better.
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by AndroidAI(m): 10:38am On Jul 11, 2023
finegirl233:

I dont understand how you successfully inject religion into this topic.
Calling me names online is not fair please. For the past 2-3months, i attended church once which was a thanks giving this last sunday. My little kiosk use to get patronage mostly on sundays so i dont go to church regulary.
No one knew me in the church apart from my relatives here, that is to tell you that i am not what you are trying to paint me.
I left abj last year and it was same over there, church is not my thing too much cux i believe God did not have a religion. I'm saying too much here already.
Btw, i'm not looking for validation from you about my life, your opinion about me can not add a single dime to my bank account so get your facts right sir.

You want to know how religion got injected? Because it's the bane of all superstitions, and the most common viewpoint of people. When you keep saying they will pay one way or another, it became obvious. Now ask yourself, why all these explanation? You don't owe a stranger like me an atom of explanation. I will leave you for now, before you start spewing your secrets without knowing. I tend to have that effect on people.
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by AndroidAI(m): 9:13am On Jul 11, 2023
finegirl233:

What has the bolded got to do with the discussion. The answer to the question is a big NO, i worship with the roman catholic church and is not a religious fanantic. Going to church is not even a regular thing for me.
As per your first sentence, life has influence my mind to be like that dear, i use to always think that free things are not actually free based on experience and have nothing to do with religion. As the popular saying "nothing goes for nothing"

Catholics are the most superstitious. I am not surprised. That means you call your spiritual head father. It's the same thing. It shows how deeply indoctrinated and fanatical you are.

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Education / Re: SEE PICTURES: Why Is It Currently Snowing in Johannesburg After 11 Years? by AndroidAI(m): 8:44am On Jul 11, 2023
donbachi:
Their sins are forgiven

Climate change. Nigeria will soon experience snow soon.
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by AndroidAI(m): 8:43am On Jul 11, 2023
finegirl233:

I did not say the woman will not pay. In that kind of a relationship, both parties will pay in one way or the other.
You can believe what you want, dem no de telli person

You sound very superstitious. Girls like you repulse me to a great extent. Do you also call your pastor Daddy?

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Nairaland / General / Re: People Who Flaunt Wealth Online What Exactly Do You Hope To Achieve by AndroidAI(m): 8:38am On Jul 11, 2023
Believe the Internet at your own peril. Anyone that flaunts is living a sad life with low esteem, hoping to get validation that he is what he is not. Imagine Bill Gates, Jack ma, or Mark flaunting loads of dollars. Even Elon Musk, as childish as he is will never flaunt money. Broke people trying to look rich to oppress other broke people.

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Romance / Re: I Love Keeping Malice! by AndroidAI(m): 8:33am On Jul 11, 2023
AlphaMale666:
I fight with all my family members and don't talk to them for years! I fight with almost everybody i meet! angry . I get agitated very easily and this has gotten the best of me! I've always been like this since my early ages. i dont think i need help because I have narcissistic disorder.

The alpha has spoken!!!

The real narcissists don't come online to whine like babies. You are suffering from delusion and I hope you see a therapist soon. Alpha indeed.
Romance / Re: Do Not Ever Trust Any Nigerian Girl by AndroidAI(m): 8:30am On Jul 11, 2023
finegirl233:

There is nothing free dear, not even in freetown.
He will pay somehow last last

He is already paying by satisfying her konji. You think women don't enjoy sex?

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Romance / Re: [pictures] The Food I Eat For Body Building by AndroidAI(m): 8:10am On Jul 11, 2023
irumole1975:


This is my calories for today. It’s not easy consuming Thai much but I’m forcing myself. Also I notice that I’m adding the weight in mg belly first. Is this normal? Will it adjust to be added to other body part with time?

How often are you working out and for how many hours? What's your routine? Do you have a trainer?
Politics / Re: Seems Nigeria Economy Has Finally Collapsed by AndroidAI(m): 7:09pm On Jul 10, 2023
Omofaye99:


Until you tell me how the dollar rate is the best way to determine an economy.

You are a clown
Romance / Re: I Thought Church Marriage Is The Cheapest Marriage by AndroidAI(m): 6:16pm On Jul 10, 2023
You went to Yahoo Yahoo headquarter and you expect not to get billed? There is no difference between Yahoo boys and pastors. They are the same, but in different formats. They are there to manipulate you in any way possible until something falls out of your pocket.

I remember years ago my granny called some pastors for some family deliverance. Can you imagine that before they started, they had to be served food in a cooler, and they positioned themselves and gulped down everything like hungry lions.

When deliverance started, they nearly broke my neck because I refused to fall.

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Politics / Re: Seems Nigeria Economy Has Finally Collapsed by AndroidAI(m): 6:02pm On Jul 10, 2023
Omofaye99:


Lol cheesy this is very funny to start with. Telling me to go back to school when you are the actual illiterate who knows nothing about economics.



Like this is the first time I am hearing this cheesy

You ended up saying nothing. Educate me then. I am always open to learn.

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