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RomanceRe: When A Wonderful Woman Enters A Crackedhead's Life by andy1(m): 1:26am On Apr 19, 2011
deal_ordea:
They says, cracked heads always get the wonderful woman and if a wonderful woman enters a crackhead's life is it possible that the crackhead will find so much warmth, joy and happiness in his friendship with the wonderful woman that he'll easily give up crack without going to rehab cause of the warmth, joy, happiness he was getting from this wonderful woman and it made him find something to live for or will he continue to do the cracked head stuff??
u talkin abt urself or sum1 else?
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Cheat On Their Boyfriends? by andy1(m): 1:22am On Apr 19, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]when their boyfriends refuse 2 live up to expectation

No black burries

Brazillian hair

Manicure

Pedicure

Legicure

Just 2 mention a few[/color]
190:
[color=deeppink]when their boyfriends refuse 2 live up to expectation

No black burries

Brazillian hair

Manicure

Pedicure

Legicure

Just 2 mention a few[/color]
lmao my 9ja ladies i love em all, which 1 kum be legicure again, well guys and gurlz i recomend u cheat wella infact in excess, cos me i believe once u get married d tin don become serious offence oh,
RomanceRe: Can U Accept It If Ur Girl Tries To Play Other Guys And She Tells U Its Normal by andy1(m): 1:09am On Apr 19, 2011
tomba:
u got wind of your babe's facebook details and u checked her inbox just to find messages btw her and other guys, giving them her phone number and telling them she'll come over and go out with them. U challenged her and she tells u nt to worry that its normal and it won't affect your relationship. She claimed to luv u more than anything. Isn't that ambigous? What would u do?
bro it depends on if u rili love dis gurl or ur jst init for d fun of it, if u love dis gurl sit her down nd talk tins over. Bt if ur nt in love, then my broda i advice u play d game till d last minute, till u enta extra time even play penalty shoot out, lol.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies, Seriouesly.put Down The Smart Phone!you're Not That Important! by andy1(m): 12:27am On Apr 19, 2011
ogogoro:
OP is saying the truth. But guys are guilty too!
guilty as charged, bt d issue here is overdoing it, alota ladies have gone mad bcoz of bb, ***God help us***
RomanceRe: She Never Ever Demand ! by andy1(m): 12:24am On Apr 17, 2011
African_queen:
unfortunately most are not being truthful, but tell me who doesn't like pretty things. most times its d guys fault.
truth!!! Bt d demad 4 them preety fins is gettin outta hand, i admit atimes it's rili d fault of d guys.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Caught Pants Down In Amsterdam(picture) by andy1(m): 10:01pm On Apr 15, 2011
mtcheewwww!!! NONSENSE!!!
RomanceRe: She Never Ever Demand ! by andy1(m): 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2011
hmmmmm!!! ***cloggs chin*** y do i get d filin alota ladies in dis forum aint being truthfulhuhhuh??
RomanceRe: Which Would U Rather Have? by andy1(m): 2:58pm On Apr 15, 2011
ROFLMAOOO!!! @MR CORK u neva talk wetin goldieluks do u oh, LMFAOOOOO, @GOLDIELUKS jst take it easy my dear its nt everi jab he throws dat ur supposed to respond 2 k,
RomanceRe: Which Would U Rather Have? by andy1(m): 2:50pm On Apr 15, 2011
ROFLMAOOO!!! @MR CORK u neva talk wetin goldieluks do u oh, LMFAOOOOO, @GOLDIELUKS jst take it easy my dear its nt everi jab he throws dat ur supposed to respond 2 k,
RomanceRe: Guys Would You Marry A Girl If You Made Her Pregnant? by andy1(m): 2:35pm On Apr 15, 2011
nah i wldnt dare marry a gal jst cos she's carrying ma baby**even if it were tripplets** cos if u do jst for d sake of d pregnancy d marriage ll definately crash. Cos it wont be able to stand d test of tyme.
RomanceRe: She Never Ever Demand ! by andy1(m): 2:27pm On Apr 15, 2011
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Does she have things you know she can't get by herself or from her parents?
Is she being sneaky around you? Does she have close physical relationship with other guys?
What is her reaction when you give her things? Does she comment alot of stuff she likes but can't afford. Is she a simple person?
Na wah, leap from 1 to 5 just because she doesn't 'demand' from you.

Me i have never demanded and i don't accept anything, unless na food grin used to drive my Exes mad. . .whatever! . Just my nature. What i want, i get it for myself. If i can't afford it, i make do without. I didn't die when i didn't have it and i won't die if i don't get it.[/color]
wow!! Miss if dis is rili ho u are. Then ur rili a symbol of an independent woman, if i had met a woman lyke ya i prolly wld be married by now, all d 1nes i have met r either money mongers or they got attitude,
RomanceRe: Guys, What Will Make You Fight For A Lady? by andy1(m): 2:15pm On Apr 15, 2011
fight 4 a lady?, no SIR i fink i ll pass, cos all dem 9ja babe aint wort fighting 4 (at least d 1nes i have met), d only ladies i can fight 4 r those within ma immediate family cos they r close 2 my heart.
RomanceRe: Career And Independent Women. by andy1(m): 3:18pm On Apr 14, 2011
Mr, Cork:
Thank you Mrs Chima. hopefully you will find a man before 2097!! wink
Mr, Cork:
Mrs.Chima. so selling bread & egg makes u a independant woman? undecided
LMFAOOOO, OMG!!! Una no go kill person 4 dis romance section oh, ***looks down wif a wicked smile*** BREAD & EGG,
RomanceRe: Ladies, The Man Of Your Dream Is Finally Here! by andy1(m): 2:43pm On Apr 14, 2011
loooool, funny dude.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Fta Equipment Market. Buy And Sell Fta Equipments Here by andy1(m): 2:34pm On Apr 14, 2011
femo7:
I have an original SRT4653X with HITV smart card for sale.

It's original in the sense that it was the first set of strong receivers that was sold when Hitv came into existence. Moreover, it has been upgraded. So no need to panic about upgrading.

If you are interested, call 08034223658 or 07028370200.

It goes for just 6K
pls guys anY 1 with d used strong 4669x i really need it asap. And guy dat ur 4653x is too expensive if ur willing to sell for 4k then we can do bizness.
RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Date This Hot Babe? [not for the faint of heart] by andy1(m): 6:33pm On Apr 13, 2011
Mrs.Chima:
Seriously?   undecided undecided undecided  Calling me a man hater and fat is "hard"?   huh  If I had a kobo for every boy on this site that called me that I would own Nigeria. 

Is that what you guys tell the women in your region that you can't control or mold? 

Interesting.
**attitude**attitude**attitude** mrs chima*****what region u tawking abt? D LAst tyme i checked am a lasgidi boi 2 d bone,
RomanceRe: Love: Does It Really Exist? by andy1(m): 6:14pm On Apr 13, 2011
Phate07:

From my sojourns and travails in relationships(both personal and from other people's own), I have come to the painful realization that 'LOVE' is over-rated and that it does not exist.

So, whats your own opinion?
Do you believe in Love and that its the main ingredient that's needed in a relationship?
Or do you candidly believe that Love does not exist and that other things, like financial bouyancy, are much more important?

Mature contributions please. Cheers! wink
bro i can confidently tell ya that LOVE does not and will neva exist it's jst a figment of 1nes imagination, i think d word here should be LUst not love. Cos 1nes u ve been dier nd done dat i guarantee u ll loose interest in d said shawdy.
RomanceRe: True Love by andy1(m): 1:21pm On Apr 13, 2011
silvertuke:
Does true love still exist in Nigerian? Your answer should be Yes or No
my broda **no money no LOVE!!** lasgidi gurlz r just down 4 d mullar if u got it then u go abt 45% of their love.
RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Date This Hot Babe? [not for the faint of heart] by andy1(m): 1:04pm On Apr 13, 2011
tashanja:
[color=#990000][/color]                       [size=16pt][center]  BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS![/center][/size]

Nigerian scientists have just detected a mini earthquake reaching level 5 on the Richter Scale.

Just released secret video, revealed the cause was a large heavy object tumbling off a coffee table, later identified as[b] Mrs Chima[/b] now wanted and at large for triggering an environmental disaster.

Nairalanders are hereby warned to stay clear of unstable buildings due to the aftershock, and those living by the coastline to be prepared for the tsunami of madness to follow; because there is strong possibility that an aggressively abusive quarrelsome woman, posing as the said Mrs Chima, may soon make her appearance to challenge this post.     

If seen, ppl should stay clear and take evasive action, because this person is suspected to be carrying the MAD COW virus. Symptoms include misandry, illogicality and disillusionment of grandeur - among others.

The disease is highly contagious and NLanders, especially good natured young girls are particularly at risk.

Pls be warned and stay clear! Tsunami madness on its way!!!
@tashanja dats rili hard man i dnt rili knw wat transpired btwn u both in d past dat warrants such an attack bt i implore u baa pls take it easy man cos dat was rili hard,
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by andy1(m): 12:47pm On Apr 13, 2011
Ussals:
is not thesame
tanx man i wanna knw if the mbc2 on ew3a also shows movies like dat of nile cos am abt installing it
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Fta Equipment Market. Buy And Sell Fta Equipments Here by andy1(m): 3:24am On Apr 13, 2011
i want to buy a used strong 4669x anyone whose got 1 for sale state ur price if its ok i ll kal u tanx.
RomanceRe: Guys, Would You Date This Hot Babe? [not for the faint of heart] by andy1(m): 2:19am On Apr 13, 2011
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Cant stop laughing, FaT aSs she got what she deserves, (busy bodi)
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by andy1(m): 12:53am On Apr 13, 2011
@all please i wana knw if d mbc2 on ew3a is the same with d one on nilesat, tanx.
PhonesRe: I Need Clean Nokia N81. by andy1(m): 1:18pm On Apr 05, 2011
i roger dat bro! Got ur digitz ama holla @ u. Nd tanx 4 d kal.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by andy1(m): 12:39pm On Apr 05, 2011
pls does any forum member have a used srt 4663x for sale i need it asap and i jst got a 90cm dish wich i wana use 4 ew3a, am a newbie so i ll be askin alot of question in d next few days bt nt foolis 1nes though cos i ve raed frm season 1 to 5 so i think i have a good idea on d stats, pls any forum member arnd surulere can contact me so we can hook up 08132393893. 1nes again i say welldone 2 all d gurus.
Satellite TV TechnologyRe: Official Thread Of Free To Air Satellite Tv (part 5 - The Final Part) by andy1(m): 12:36pm On Apr 05, 2011
pls does any forum member have a used srt 4663x for sale i need it asap and i jst got a 90cm dish wich i wana use 4 ew3a, am a newbie so i ll be askin alot of question in d next few days bt nt foolis 1nes though cos i ve raed frm season 1 to 5 so i think i have a good idea on d stats, pls any forum member arnd surulere can contact me so we can hook up 08132393893. 1nes again i say welldone 2 all d gurus.
PhonesRe: I Need Clean Nokia N81. by andy1(m): 12:10pm On Apr 05, 2011
how much 4 d n73 am interestd. Bt note i cant pay mre dan 10k or if ur intrstd we can do a swap with sum money i ve got an n70 music edition. 08132393893 dats my numba u can kal me.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Nokia N95 For Sale At 16k by andy1(m): 3:36am On Mar 18, 2011
is it 8gb if so am intrsdt. Can it fly for 14k?.

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