Nekai:


I showed my mum to the other day and she almost choked on her drink!

rokiatu:

HABA what did my wife to to you tashanja?

tashanja:

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Nigerian scientists have just detected a mini earthquake reaching level 5 on the Richter Scale.

Just released secret video, revealed the cause was a large heavy object tumbling off a coffee table, later identified as[b] MY FAT MOTHER[/b] now wanted and at large for triggering an environmental disaster.

Nairalanders are hereby warned to stay clear of unstable buildings due to the aftershock, and those living by the coastline to be prepared for the tsunami of madness to follow; because there is strong possibility that an aggressively abusive quarrelsome woman, posing as the said MY FAT MOTHER.   

If seen, ppl should stay clear and take evasive action, because this person is suspected to be carrying the HIV virus.

The disease is highly contagious.

Pls be warned and stay clear! MY DUMB AFRICAN ARSE IS ON THE WAY!!!

           

tashanja:

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Nigerian scientists have just detected a mini earthquake reaching level 5 on the Richter Scale.

Just released secret video, revealed the cause was a large heavy object tumbling off a coffee table, later identified as[b] Mrs Chima[/b] now wanted and at large for triggering an environmental disaster.

Nairalanders are hereby warned to stay clear of unstable buildings due to the aftershock, and those living by the coastline to be prepared for the tsunami of madness to follow; because there is strong possibility that an aggressively abusive quarrelsome woman, posing as the said Mrs Chima, may soon make her appearance to challenge this post.     

If seen, ppl should stay clear and take evasive action, because this person is suspected to be carrying the MAD COW virus. Symptoms include misandry, illogicality and disillusionment of grandeur - among others.

The disease is highly contagious and NLanders, especially good natured young girls are particularly at risk.

Pls be warned and stay clear! Tsunami madness on its way!!!

           

~AbaMade~:

havent seen anything funny here. . . .

andy1:

@tashanja dats rili hard man i dnt rili knw wat transpired btwn u both in d past dat warrants such an attack bt i implore u baa pls take it easy man cos dat was rili hard,

Mrs.Chima:

Seriously?      Calling me a man hater and fat is "hard"?     If I had a kobo for every boy on this site that called me that I would own Nigeria. 

Is that what you guys tell the women in your region that you can't control or mold? 

Interesting.