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Romance / Re: Define Love In A Sentence. by andy1(m): 4:53am On Jul 20, 2011
Cuddlemii:

Love can hit you off guard and you start acting strange. My love mode is back again, I am weak to my feet.

Love exist and consumes you like flames, you just don't feel the pain because of what is in front of you

Pain for him is worth a million smiles. I'm loosing it
cuddlemii,
Romance / Re: How I For Take Do Now ? She Don Carry And She Swear Say No Removal by andy1(m): 3:03am On Jul 20, 2011
@op. Jezz go ahed and marry d babe. Since u dy sure say na u get d pikin, bt as nwa afo. I go advice u 2 shine ur eyes o. Cos girlz r nt 2 be trustd o. wink
Romance / Re: Define Love In A Sentence. by andy1(m): 5:58am On Jul 19, 2011
ITbomb:

love is what keep the recharge cards coming and a guarantte of punny
gbammm!! Rite on point diz is d true deffinition of love, lol wink
Romance / Re: Define Love In A Sentence. by andy1(m): 5:55am On Jul 19, 2011
love does nt exist, itz jezz a figment of ur imagination.
Romance / Re: I Just Luv 2go by andy1(m): 5:52am On Jul 19, 2011
^^^i trust u jare, no dulling!! cool
Romance / Re: Marriages More Satisfying When Wives Are Thinner by andy1(m): 5:45am On Jul 19, 2011
Cuddlemii:

This your methodology or whatever is hypocritical.

Sounds like u r justifying your involvement with a dry bone.

Yes its not good to be fat because of health reasons and the ageing factor but I prefer meat on those bones. Good bosoms, arse, hips and curves that would distinguish a babe from a guy & make dem skinny jeans fit perfectly.

Why do guys go crazy about Beyonce, J-lo, Eva Mendez, Kim Kard etc they are curvaceous and sexy. There is always something to play with. Being in between is ok. But dry bone is so boring. I can't even feel comfortable as a bone.

I don't even think men like feeling iron and metal when they are romancing their babes. I think you are just frustrated.


lwkmd, i don laff scatter 4 hia oooo, cuddlemi pls take am easy b4 u crack my ribs ooo grin
Romance / Re: I Just Luv 2go by andy1(m): 5:30am On Jul 19, 2011
^^^ my lone star sis, u knw how we do naaa, we d best all diz fakerz kent contest!!, yea itz bin a while bt i ve been arnd, jezz bin veri ver busy datz all, hope u ve bin reppin .TX. in ma absence ooo. wink
Romance / Re: I Just Luv 2go by andy1(m): 3:07am On Jul 19, 2011
BABE!:

^^ 2go is the place 2 go.
bt u gat 2 be sure when 2go, cos u dnt wana be caught on d go, lol, wink
Romance / Re: Ladies, Which One Of These Guys Would You Put Up With? by andy1(m): 11:41pm On Jul 18, 2011
Beautful.B:

none of the above, i cant wish myself that any of them
.

and to hell with your thread
lol! E be like say u neva wan marry then, instead of u 2 jezz choose d poor guy with no money @ all like other ladies have. Ur going 4 none of d above, as 4 me i dnt fink u cld eva find a rich guy datz faithful, na lie ooo wink
Travel / Re: Not Only In Nigeria,there Are Also Many Bad Eggs In The Western Europe Police! by andy1(m): 3:45pm On Jul 18, 2011
na so e be everywhere my bruva, jezz say 9ja own dey worse. grin
Travel / Re: International Air Fare: by andy1(m): 6:02am On Jul 17, 2011
plan on travelling frm 9ja to turkey do u have an idea of d airfare?
Romance / Re: Configured A Phone For A Babe I'm Eyeing. Now What? by andy1(m): 6:46am On Jul 06, 2011
joyblinks:

see all the guys blabbing "collect the money, collect the money". tomorrow when you ask that babe out her response will be "guy wey no fit leave common N1000 for me, na him i go date?"

who loose? me or you? u dey follow all these stingy boys like sexkill. (sighs)
mz joy, We all knw 1k iz small and all dat bt if he doesnt kolekt dat money then she mite luk at him as d weak type and prolly take advantage of dat, B4 u knw it he has confiured all her frndz fonez nd she ll also milk him dry. Jezz cos she noticed u ve gat a soft spot 4 her, typical 9ja gurl 4 u.
Romance / Re: This Is Serious: For Matured Mind Only by andy1(m): 6:29am On Jul 06, 2011
@op. Chai! My guy no fall my hand oh. Act lyke a true 9ja guy. No let anybody deceive u 4 here. My advice is let d daughter pay for d sins of d father in full. Even bible talk am. As 4 ur gf i beg forgive am then teach am lesson wey she no go forget afta dat u ditch her, if dat baba wan later make noise abt im daughter. Make u teach am korekt lesson.
Romance / Re: My Brother Has Impregnated A Girl @ 17 by andy1(m): 6:14am On Jul 06, 2011
@op. I ll advice 2 to talk 2 ur lil bro. Give him sum gud advice. Then let d family support him all thru. Cos me i no fit be party 2 abortion oh. God forbid!
Romance / Re: Should He Call Off The 4yrs Old Relationship Because Of This Issue? by andy1(m): 6:07am On Jul 06, 2011
^^ yeah itz possible i do it alot. @op. Nawah 4 dis ur guy oh. U catch pesin red handed nd u still dy ask nonsense question 4 here, no wori nxt up. Na 4 d babe 2 cari d same old lover kum ur house come dy play home match. Then when u ask am again she go tell u say she jst wan txt if d tin still dy work lyke b4, mtchewww!! Beta wisen up oh. angry
Romance / Re: Most Romantic Lady In Da Romance Section..... Voting Ends Tonight >>>>> by andy1(m): 5:35am On Jul 06, 2011
@op dat list no complete jare!! Y u go leave owt 9jaz fynest, mz 190. U f.u.r.k up gann oh, Well since d name no dy. Make i vote 4 BABE, Cos na my pesin. @all concerned. Abeg if u want ma vote. Am open 2 bribes oh. Jst 10$ per vote. E no 2 xpensive, lol. grin grin
Travel / Re: Nigerian Used 128 Fake Ids To Steal £636,000 In A Series Of Scams by andy1(m): 4:07pm On Jul 05, 2011
dell_net:

With this kind of money I rather do my time in 9ja.
well said bro! Cos with dat much money. At kirikiri or alagbon. U wont live lyke a king u ll live lyke a God. I got a frnd up there arrested 4 peddling drugs. Do u knw he even goes to nyte clubs. So what r we talkin abt ooce u can settle d warders. U be free man o!!
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 3:53pm On Jul 05, 2011
M M M:

u re lying,

what have u been doing with soap in your bathroom

4 d last . angry
oga. I dy suspect u oh, cos u seem to knw alot abt soaps abi na detergent!!
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 3:44pm On Jul 05, 2011
^^^ luk my u dnt nid 2 be addicted 2 soap. Jezz cos u single. I am single bt have neva done soap for a single day. Y? Cos i get it weneva i wannit. @fork addict. I go touchdown by december, we go fit hook up by den. @ms potato. Yeah i knw u said sacrificing 4 each oda. Bt with 9ja babez.  d reverse is d case
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 10:14am On Jul 05, 2011
^^ its aiite bro! Which part of gidi u @?
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 10:04am On Jul 05, 2011
fork adict:

FYI. na your condition gangan dey shameful & pitiful.
I be your teacher wey you wan dey learn from me? if you wan learn, you don forget road wey go your schoool?
lwkmd!! Guy no kill me oh. @ms potato. Sweerie abeg no fight my guy oh make una take am easy, u guys can still arrange sumtin, lol. wink
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 9:59am On Jul 05, 2011
fork adict:

@ Andy1. Na lag u dey? Abeg make i com see you make you teach me game. SMH.

FYI. I meant casual relationships in my post. And not something serious. Matter of fact, i dread serious relationships. Furthermore, i dont do whores. That's just not my kind of thing. With that said, does my post make more sense now?
bro. I dnt mean 2 disrespect u or sumtin. Bt i got u beta nw. And abeg o. I also dnt do whores!! I no dy lag, am dy arlington, texas,
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 9:54am On Jul 05, 2011
Ms. Potato:

Satani, that means you are not ready to be committed.

Only those whom are ready would understand the real meaning of sacrificing for another person and thinking that it is all worthwhile in the end of the day.

Besides, relationships and love are all about sacrificing for one another.


sacrificeing 4 each oda u said, Nt one party milking d oda dry!! wink
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 9:43am On Jul 05, 2011
fork adict:

Abeeeeeegiiiiii. make all of una commot for road jor!

Wetin una dey yarn sef? Oh, una know say una no get money and una wan dey fork dey go. Well, i feel its all a question of the individual's priorities. For me, the kind of high i get from se.xual orga.sm CAN NOT be gotten thru any other means. That feeling cannot be equalled by no other. Its so inexplicable. its soooo sweet. Its soooo aaawwwwww! So i will do anything (short of incurring debt sha) to have that feel.

Being single ke? Una want make i dey suffer

But seriously, before you make that decision to remain single, think about what it feels like when a chic kisses you, strokes your deak, sucks it sensuosly, working on every part of it (the balls, the shaft, the head) with her tongue and lips, then imagine her stripping, imagine you returning the favour by giving her a head, imagine her moans, imagine rimming her (for kinky motherforkers in the building), then imagine what penetration feels like, think about the slow and fast pumping, and alternating between extreme thrust speeds, think about alternating se.xual positions, think about the do..y style, i repeat, think about the do..y style, then imagine you pumping away when you are about to come,  Now imagine you comming soo strongly with that shout of VICTORY,

Please reconsider your decision. Please,
mr f.o.r.k addict! I dnt fink u got game. Cos if u ve got dat, u wld get all dis u talkin bout 4 free without any commitment, aint gat no gurlfrnd. Bt i get all diz and more.ls, the shaft, the head) with her tongue and lips, then imagine her stripping, imagine you returning the favour by giving her a head, imagine her moans, imagine rimming her (for kinky motherforkers in the building), then imagine what penetration feels like, think about the slow and fast pumping, and alternating between extreme thrust speeds, think about alternating se.xual positions, think about the do..y style, i repeat, think about the do..y style, then imagine you pumping away when you are about to come,  Now imagine you comming soo strongly with that shout of VICTORY,

Please reconsider your decision. Please,
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mr f.o.r.k addict! I dnt fink u got game. Cos if u ve got dat, u wld get all dis u talkin bout 4 free without any commitment, aint gat no gurlfrnd. Bt i get all diz and more.



wink
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 9:33am On Jul 05, 2011
satani22:

You will never see ladies contribute to this thread cos hey love to milk the guys dry. Most of them are selfish and heartless
gbammm!! Rite on point bro, who nids dier opinion sef. We alrdy knw. What we nid to knw.
Romance / Re: Configured A Phone For A Babe I'm Eyeing. Now What? by andy1(m): 9:23am On Jul 05, 2011
Ms. Potato:

Im not Nigerian so I dont know how to advice but if I go see all those Asian and whites, the guys would do it for the girl for free and if the girl begs to pay him, he would say why not I take u out to dinner and we consider it even? undecided
hahahah! Dat 1 No folo jare,
9dynasty:

when the time to fu*k am reach make you remember us oh make we do Ariki "gather fu*k" wink wink
lwkmd, oboi no be lie oh.@op no be lie oh remember ur brodas oh, lol.
9dynasty:

when the time to fu*k am reach make you remember us oh make we do Ariki "gather fu*k" wink wink
9dynasty:

when the time to fu*k am reach make you remember us oh make we do Ariki "gather fu*k" wink wink
Romance / Re: May Be Its The Right Decision To Remain Single. What Do U Think by andy1(m): 9:00am On Jul 05, 2011
born2fuck:

I wish I have never impregnated someone before reading this, nairaland can be disappointing,medicine after death
chai! Sowie eehn. Bt u fit still drink medicine 4 death sha, lwkmd, grin grin

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