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RomanceRe: Niaraland's Prettiest Babe! by andy1(m): 2:43am On Apr 25, 2011
BABE!:
I didn't lock it. The/A moderator did. They thought the thread was st[i]upid[/i], so why not delete it undecided
k. Itz kul tho, dat thread was fun. Y did u take ur pix off ur pro?
RomanceRe: Pop-corn Begging Ladies At The Silverbird Cinemas by andy1(m): 2:35am On Apr 25, 2011
REALITY101:
190 shut up, they share the popcorn with you. You sent them out and hide @ the corner. Sneak snitch  tongue cheesy. . .
REALITY101:
190 shut up, they share the popcorn with you. You sent them out and hide @ the corner. Sneak snitch  tongue cheesy. . .
roflmao. Sum1 jst got what they deserve, @reality i think her driveing dat far jst 4 popcorn has nothing 2 do with money. Jst her love 4 dat particular brand of it, here it arlington,tx u get popcorn far cheaper dan 99cents. Bt it aint all dat grate.
RomanceRe: Niaraland's Prettiest Babe! by andy1(m): 2:23am On Apr 25, 2011
@babypinkyz, ur by far. D fynest gurl up here, followed by babe, @babe u neva tell me y u lock dat thread btwn u nd pinkyz ohhuh Cos dat was lyke d best thread eva on NL, lol
RomanceRe: Pop-corn Begging Ladies At The Silverbird Cinemas by andy1(m): 1:36am On Apr 25, 2011
^^^ dnt fink u lying, Am jst shocked, heard alot bout silverbird. I ll def check it owt when nx am home!! Maybe we go go chop d pop corn 2geda.
RomanceRe: His Facebook Gave Him Away. by andy1(m): 1:31am On Apr 25, 2011
toyemz:
@Andy1

what crime? claiming to be single while they are actually married?
Having two legal husbands in different towns?
Lying to the their girlfriends about it all kos they have some hidden motive?
My brother, all that is a man's world
women haven't caught up with that wickedness yet oh
@toyemz, ok guilty as charged. ladies mite nt keep 2 husbands @ a tyme bt dey do date young guys outside even after they r married with d lie dat dey r still single. So i ll say this whole cheating episode thingyy is 50-50.
RomanceRe: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by andy1(m): 1:05am On Apr 25, 2011
african1:
@ Andy: Honey I am not cheap, It is obviously exaggerating, but I will appreciate you more if a guy takes me shoe shopping. Of course he would have to be someone I was already with, like husband or a boyfriend.
k sweery. Datz more lyke it!!! Where u @huh? Maybe we cn do sum shoe shopping, lol,
RomanceRe: Ladies: Pamper 101 - 301 by andy1(m): 12:07am On Apr 25, 2011
african1:
Shoe shopping! You take a girl shoe shopping, and if doesn't fall in love with you, she is a fool. undecided
iya afrika. So u ll fall i love with a guy jst cos he took u shoppinghuh
RomanceRe: Pop-corn Begging Ladies At The Silverbird Cinemas by andy1(m): 11:43pm On Apr 24, 2011
BABE!:
lmaooo,  This topic sounds really interesting!!! 

Ladies really do that?  embarassed lipsrsealed undecided. If people actually do beg, I don't blame them.

That Silver pop-corn is sweet sha!!! It's just to good!

I drive from VGC (not caring about the beasty lekki hold-up) to the V.I's silver, solely  to get that pop corn. 4uck the movies, lmao, hehe
babe!!!AJAH (vgc) down 2 vi jst for pop cornhuh?
Mr Anus:
pop corn in return for Womanliness is a great idea
rili great deal bro,
RomanceRe: What Should I Do by andy1(m): 11:20pm On Apr 24, 2011
guyss plzzz. D broda wants sum advice so lets give him sum, ***wicked smile on ma face*** i wld say u get down with as many of dem hoochies as u can. Xpecially those 1nes dat made fun of u nd kald u a nobody!!!! SHOW DEM WHO'S D BOSS, MAN!!!
RomanceRe: I Can't Manage My Jelousy by andy1(m): 11:09pm On Apr 24, 2011
segzi cres:
Why is everyone try'n to be nice? Is it b'cos it easter period? I was hoping this guy would have been smashed, squashed, squeesed and buried by now!!! What's hapenning on nairaland today?
segzi, we jst tryna cut d bruva sum slack, na EASTER. We dey jawe. @op bt no try am nxt tyme oh cos d tin fit no funny 4 u at allll.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Drug Dealer? by andy1(m): 6:44pm On Apr 24, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]^ and what are Nigerian ladies capable of doing,

spill it out angry angry[/color]
anything!! Everything!!! 4 money or visa, xcept 4 a few sha, i mean a few oh,
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Drug Dealer? by andy1(m): 6:37pm On Apr 24, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]

Inked can marry anybody

Drug dealer, Armed robber, Plumber even palm wine seller

as long as he's productive in bed, she's in,  angry

[/color]
190 u no go kill me with lafta oh, ROFLMFAOLLL,
annawhite:
Drug dealer, yahoo yahoo I dnt care tongue tongue
When the law finally catches up with him I will play the innocent girlfriend
anna baby, i luff u with all my heart, mwahhh, atleast u talk true.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Can You Marry A Drug Dealer? by andy1(m): 6:30pm On Apr 24, 2011
@op if i were 2 be a lady, I go marry d don with immediate effect, @ladies y una dey prentend nah, or r u ladies nt d same 9ja babez dat i knwhuh??
RomanceRe: A Girl's Smile And Tears. Both Can Make A Man Do Anything. by andy1(m): 6:02pm On Apr 24, 2011
harakiri:
Any man who falls at the sight of a woman's smile and tears is a bonafide weakling! Its such men that get into big trouble or put others in trouble all because a woman cried! Such men would disown their own family members/close friends all because the lady doesn't "like" them. So many men have died, are in prison or living woefully frustrating lives all because a woman shed tears. I've seen women who can start shedding sorrowful tears at the drop of a pin. An ex gf of mine played a prank on me years ago by bursting into uncontrolable sad weeping for half an hr, i was totally destabilized not knowing what went wrong and in the end,she started laughing at my pitiful state. I've seen several women shed heart moving tears to garner sympathy 4 the evil they did e.g bringing another man's child into the marriage. I know someone who spent 4 long years in prison all because a woman cried while giving false statement at the police station. Any man who falls for the smile or tears of a woman without crossing checking the facts is a FOOL! ! !
well said bro.
RomanceRe: Wife Vs Baby Mama by andy1(m): 5:56pm On Apr 24, 2011
WIFE-(for beta for worse), BABY MOMA-(sum stupid fling or a 1 nyte stand), u choose.
RomanceRe: A Girl's Smile And Tears. Both Can Make A Man Do Anything. by andy1(m): 4:50pm On Apr 24, 2011
Blood_Shed:
@OP

LMAO Maybe you but not me.

If anyone smiles at me then I know something's up, and cry as much as you want and I'll just laugh at you.
lmfao, dat was wicked!!!! ***ur definately my MAN of d YEAR, U deserve an AWARD, hahahahaha
RomanceRe: Church And Girls by andy1(m): 4:01pm On Apr 24, 2011
@house, any1 arnd ARLINGTON,TX, abeg give me 1 beta church add, i wan give ma life 2 christ, p.s, ***d church gast get enuf fishes***lol.
RomanceRe: I Can't Manage My Jelousy by andy1(m): 3:49pm On Apr 24, 2011
BABE!:
^^ No form for here jo! tongue tongue

lemme help the OP! @ Everyone, this is the supposed post:

I'm always Jealous. Every time I act jealous towards my wife, she always end up running away, huh

I become agitated when she runs away because, I'm scared something bad will happen to her. She's far too beautiful and too young.

I text and call her every now and then, as a result of her disappearance. I hardly have any self control, while all these are happening.

Zap you guyz
! huh
BABE, Tanx 4 helping him out ur a ril lyfe saver, @op jst try nd control urself k. No go kill urself cos of 1 gurl oh, cos itz definately not worth it!
RomanceRe: His Facebook Gave Him Away. by andy1(m): 3:37pm On Apr 24, 2011
Ranoscky:
Oh, Oh, Oh!

So, U now agreed that girls are the worst pretence interms of friendship, but if asked literally, U would deny it, innit?

FYI, those girls that dates married men a.k.a "SUGAR DADDIES" knows that they are married but, stil yet proceeded cos, they knows what they wanted out of the friendship so, y'all should tell all these bullshits to the birds!
tell em abeg,
RomanceRe: His Facebook Gave Him Away. by andy1(m): 3:34pm On Apr 24, 2011
iv4real:
@ toyemz , its not only Nigerian men in western countries that does such, the ones in Nigeria are even worse. These days girls have 2 double check, investigate ,even pay private investigator to make sure the man they are dating is not married. Especially the ones that that live in different cities with their wives. I am sure if the poster confronts the guy he will deny. Even swear that he is not married.
same goes 4 d ladies d guys also have a do a double check b4 making any commitment, ladies r also guilty of dis crime so ya'll shld stop acting lyke u innocent!!
RomanceRe: Does Smiling In Men Makes Them More Charming? by andy1(m): 3:21pm On Apr 24, 2011
@solomoto wetin be ur own sef! Make guys no smile again, mchewww suspicious my a.s.s,y.a.n.sh,f.o.o.t,

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