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Celebrities › Re: The Street Bread-Seller That Turns Into Object Of Shame by andyanders: 11:26pm On Feb 16, 2016
DeathStroke007:
true talk..



but doesn't allow women to expose any part of their body...even their voice.. because women are temptation...




do you know how many big men that will wanna sex her? flavour dey dea dey look her o..



Islam teaches every single thing in a perfect sensible way
You need to format your brain.
Celebrities › Re: The Street Bread-Seller That Turns Into Object Of Shame by andyanders: 11:19pm On Feb 16, 2016
DeathStroke007:
A street bread seller becomes an object of half unclothedness on the front pages of magazines and that's successhuh
You may never know what true success is until you die and find yourself among those who submitted to their creator or those who would be losers in the Hereafter.
The dictionary may define success but it can't define true success..
Quran 3:19,Qur'an 3:85,Qur'an 3:102
No wonder you are just deathstroke. Why not allow her to be? Tell me what unclothed/half unclothedness here is?My friend, are you better than her yourself spiritually?

We came to this world naked and I have never seen the kind of unclothedness you are talking about. The lady and her husband are smiling to the bank and you and poverty are weeping to the dustbin.Nonsense.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Chelsea : UCL (2 - 1) On 16th February 2016 by andyanders: 9:33pm On Feb 16, 2016
Mikel of all people scoring in a competition like this is just another form of miracle for life/
Nairaland General › Re: Police Officer In Ibadan Helps Accident Victim by andyanders: 9:09pm On Feb 15, 2016
BEEGOLD797:
Kind-hearted Police Officer In Ibadan

Yesterday i was on my way to meet up with an urgent appointment when i ran into an accident scene. An okada man just hit a little girl that was hawking on the road along Dugbe. I stop and rushed down to the scene to help carry the girl to a hospital people gather there the girl was bleeding serious from the deep cut she had on her forehead while the okada man too was Languishing in pains as he had dislocation on his arm and also bleeding. I told people standing that we sould take the girl to a hospital but we will need a police man to follow us or report in order to avoid police wahala, so a man joined me and we rush to Iyaganku police station we report the case and they call one of their officer and he quickly follow us to the accident scene, but getting there we could not see the girl again we were told by people around the scene that the girl has been taken to Jericho hospital. At that point I said to myself at least i have tried i should quickly be going to meet up with my appointment, but this police officer said the most strange thing that i v ever heard from a police officer mouth he said "please my brother go and turn and lets go to the hospital they might need money" i was stun and surprise that a police officer could say this, i have to quickly drive down to make a up turn.

We got to the hospital and saw the girl just laid on the bench and soaked in pool of her blood without anybody attending to her, the officer went in and asked the nurses and doctor why the girl is not attended to they said they will need money to buy the necessary materials to treat her, the officer said get me the list of the items i will pay for it, to my surprise this officer went to their cashier and paid for everything and immediately the nurses and doctor started treating the girl. He drop his number with them and told them if they still need anything they should call him that he has to quickly go back to the office his attention is needed. We left the hospital and i drop them off, while i was coming back from my appointment coincidentally i met the officer on the way going back to the hospital i just told him to come in so we could both check the girl in the hospital again because he said the doctor called him that the mother of the girl is around.

We got there and the doctor said they have taken care of the girl but most still come for some treatment for like 1/2weeks he now ask the mother hope she will bring the girl for treatment the mother said she would have love to but she doesn't have money, to my surprise this officer went back to the doctor and told him to give him the bill for the 2weeks treatment and this officer paid for it again and even went to d pharmacy there to buy the drugs they prescribe for the girl. I was like wao is this man a policer officer? For once i was proud of Nigeria Police Officer.

I collected his number and ask of his name and he told me he is SUPOL BILLY JOSEPH DT1 IYANGAKUN POLICE STATION ibadan.

Kudos to this officer if only we could have people like him in the force Nigeria could have been a better place for all. I am truly proud of him that's why I have to post these on this forum for us to appreciate the good ones among our officers.
One in a million. Maybe he is just from God or you met an angel from God in a police uniform specifically sent by God for the sake of the little girl for a purpose.Also, God made it possible for you to be there for the girl as He wanted to use you and that Angel police officer for the purpose of saving the little girl.Not a Nigerian police officer per say.
Romance › Re: I Stormed His Wedding & Made Him Cry After He Broke My Heart by andyanders: 3:16pm On Feb 15, 2016
Op, it is very rear to have ladies who can reason and take things the way you handled this issue.

The guy is not meant for you as God only used the lady to separate you from him. A better man will come your way.

This year is your year and you will be wonderfully appreciated for your person by the right person.
Education › Re: Teacher Beats 3-Year-Old For Urinating & Defecating On His Body (pics) by andyanders: 3:07pm On Feb 15, 2016
PayPalKing:
This is bad. That teacher can't do this to my child and be alive to be called a mother.
Anyway, it is only the child's parents that will forgive such teacher. As for me, I would end up chopping off part of his hands for life or given the teacher and the owner of the school a permanent mark for life.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike And Husband Celebrate Valentine In A Luxurious Bedroom (photo) by andyanders: 9:49pm On Feb 14, 2016
myfantasies:
Chaii

See bedroom


If i sleep for dis room i no go get sleepless night again
If you want that, you have no problem.Just contact me and your dream will be met even better than what you are looking for.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Nigerians Disbelieve T.B Joshua, Chris Okafor's Miracles? See Reasons by andyanders:
Acidosis:
Sequence to this thread earlier posted today:
https://www.nairaland.com/2920930/chris-okafor-raises-dead-baby

I've noticed so many Nigerians find it easy to run in droves to witness Bonnke's crusade but whenever they hear a Nigerian Pastor performs a miracle, they open their mouths to utter degrading words about Africa, Nigeria, and anything that belittles the country. They even make some of us who believe in God to look stu.pid. Meanwhile, they will never call Reinhard Bonnke's miracle "staged." It is the same sets of people that will occupy his crusade ground to see the International German Evangelist. We attend because he's WHITE?

I really want to know why our people act the way they do. Can't we limit this slave mentality to trade? Must we showcase these attitudes on religious discourses?

If you do not believe, keep quiet and allow their followers hail their OWN. Africa is not the only continent where people serve God. The biggest Church in the world is in South Korea (not Nigeria). Korea is still a developed country with globally acceptable hardwares! They have the biggest church in the world few metres away from the country's National Assembly. Ours is in Mowe, Ogun state, several miles away from Abuja.

Winners Chapel or RCCG in Nigeria, as opposed to what some want us to believe, is not the reason for our poor infrastructure and poor leadership. We are backward because we are backward mentally.

This is a sound warning to intellectual handicaps who always attribute our economic, social and technological woes to Religion, Christianity in particular.

Let's stop this public display of SHAME, please!
Op, you shouldn't be surprised over this because a Prophet is not known in his own place and as Nigerians, we do not believe that any good thing can come from this part of the world.

Prophet T.B.Joshua is a blessing to this world and we are lucky to have such a wonderful man of God that we should appreciate but we don't.

A man who has given all he has to the world. He never went buying worldly things, never can you see him with expensive cars or things of such, rather, he is there giving to the poor the sick and the less privileged, yet we call him names.

Jesus faced same thing when he was refereed to as 'that son of a carpenter'?Until he left, that the world realized who Jesus was.

Prophet T.B.Joshua is here with us today and some people never see him as something.Until he completes his works on earth, then that people would come to terms with this great man of God.
Celebrities › Re: Chrystabel Goddy Bits Princess Chineke On Her Thighs (Graphic Pics) by andyanders: 6:06pm On Feb 14, 2016
A zoo is better for the lady and she should be charged to court and prosecuted for such crime.
Crime › Re: Man Found Dead In Transformer In Ekiti State (Graphic Pics) by andyanders: 5:56pm On Feb 14, 2016
good way for people like him to die.If poeple like him who deliberately put people in darkness should die this way, then we do not have to worry. More deaths like this are welcome.
Phones › Re: CPC Orders MTN To Pay 1.85m Naira To Promo Winner by andyanders: 10:27pm On Feb 11, 2016
Anyone who does not know that MTN is fraud is just not alive. MTN is another devil that Nigeria brought from South Africa
Celebrities › Re: Davido: 'Stubbornness Got Me Where I Am Today' by andyanders:
Penisinpenisout:
Hardwork got you where you are...
Stop passing wrong information to the public you dumb fvccking rock.
You can see how low iq Davido got. He should not be a role model to the younger generation. He should thank his God he happens to come from a comfortable family and his father's wealth got him where he is and not his so called self stubbornness. If from a poor background, that stubbornness would have ended him in prison or to his early grave.
Health › Re: Zika Virus Is In Nigeria- Health Minister by andyanders: 10:43pm On Feb 09, 2016
Vanquay:
Africans especially Black Africans have more physical strength, body and resistant to anything mosquito grin


I am FTC, I just wanna give a big shout out to Zika Virus for making this thread exist a and to my 3week old Ex, you said you broke up with me because I "Clown too much and too good enough for you" but we all know it's so that you can enjoy that ALHAJI on Valentine's day undecided
Well said. Maybe the minister is looking for allocation of fund to his ministry and he will start buying houses.

They should focus more on lassa fever.Go to Louisiana in the US and see the kind of mosquito you find there is not the type you get here in Nigeria.
Education › Re: Jane Ihuoma-Ottah Expelled From RUST Over Of Hearing & Speech Problem by andyanders: 10:32pm On Feb 09, 2016
If anyone knows the parents, they should take her to Prophet T.B Joshua OR Dr. Chris Okafor of Liberation Ministry and she will start talking and heariung..Her hearing
Celebrities › Re: Flavour And Babymama Sandra Spotted At Enugu Airport (photo) by andyanders: 3:54pm On Feb 09, 2016
2nd baby on the making for the baby mama. Sorry for her.
Crime › Re: Man Beats And Stabs Corper Wife In The Face In Lagos (photo) by andyanders: 3:53pm On Feb 09, 2016
I pity women who marry irresponsible men. No responsible man would wanna stay out that late in the night.

How can the stup---.id man expect the woman to stand up that late night to open the gate for him?I pity the woman for even withdrawing the case from the police. She is lucky to be alive now.If she died in the process, the man will blame devil.
NYSC › Re: NYSC: My Unpaid Allowances by andyanders: 12:09am On Feb 08, 2016
Op, in as much as you needed help, better screen any number or contacts been given to you herein to call or contact.Never travel to meet anyone unless NYSC office. Your life is worth more than a million dollars. The delay could be a way for God's protection.Handle this with care and be careful how you go about it through third party.
NYSC › Re: NYSC: My Unpaid Allowances by andyanders: 12:03am On Feb 08, 2016
This is a lady in distress cus the allowee is just for her upkeep as she does not have any other means of taking care of herself.

People should understand that she is here to learn and also to see a way people with similar problem handled theirs.

I wouldn't know why some guys would see this as a way of insulting her person.She is a lady for that matter and needs the stipends to assist herself. She needs toiletries and other basic things ladies requires during this period.

Learn to respect people with problems especially women. We all have mothers and sisters, as a result should feel the pain of this lady and respect her person.

Op, this is not the end of life. There will be a way out.Every insult you receive herein, are to help broadcast your case and it will be solved. Hang in there as hunger cannot kill you as there will be a way out by His grace.
NYSC › Re: NYSC: My Unpaid Allowances by andyanders: 11:19pm On Feb 07, 2016
What a pity for a young lady serving her father land be going through this issue knowing fuilly well that the fund is meant for her upkeep and some idiots here are saying some silly things.

Please, The State Zonal coordinator should come to her help to get this issue resolved and I beleive that other kind media houses like Channels, AIT and others should get the NYSC Director to call Taraba zonal coordinator to have her salary sent ASAP.

My sister, just be patient, we shall do all things to get this issue resolved. If within days nothing is done, I will contact the media houses on this.

It is a shame that NYSC officials cannot help op to resolve this issue.
Crime › Re: Rivers Police Rescue Kidnapped Man & Woman, Arrest Kidnappers by andyanders: 9:34pm On Feb 07, 2016
It is high time the government start executing kidnappers. This kidnapping issue should not be treated with kid globe as they pose as a threat to human development.

This will surely scare away investors who wants to invest in this country.

If something is not done to bring this to a stop, the youths will find it as an easy way of life to get rich quick therefor taking it as a means of survival. It is high time the states and The Federal Government, starts making effort to see that this kidnapping issue is handled in such a way that the courts starts to expedite quick dispensation of justice and those found guilty be publicly executed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 7th February 2016 by andyanders: 5:35pm On Feb 07, 2016
Adaure4ever:
My junior bro loves Manchester United.
So Up Man.U
If your younger brother loves Man U hence your love,he must too young to know the right club.Soo sorry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 7th February 2016 by andyanders: 5:31pm On Feb 07, 2016
Samiceman:
If Chelsea win make i bath unclad!!!
Ameennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. You must bath unclad outside
Events › Re: Young Lady Marries Old White Man (photos) by andyanders: 9:19pm On Feb 04, 2016
She is into the marriage for something special; to kill the man and inherit his money, then look for the person to enjoy the money with.She is into business.
Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Girlfriend Does This To U? Kill Her? by andyanders: 10:02pm On Jan 31, 2016
bankable:
i have this girl dat m dating and i luv her so much and i guess she loves me although m doubting it.m 25 and m short, dark and not too fine(dont wanna call myself ugly) and this gel on the other hand is 21 and very sexy too. but their is dis guy dat is in her dept he is also 21 hes very handsome tall and lightskinned. she calls this dude her bff such that she uses it as an excuse to get away with d attrocities she commit wit him like hugging him sitting on his leg even kissing him sometimes buh as a mature person i bone sha. this gel does not allow me to touch her even though i spend alot of money on her and shower her with expensive gifts. on this fateful day as usual i went to see my love nd i was about entering i dint knock d door only for me to see a flash of her unclothedness she quickly pushed me away nd slammed the door claiming she wants to dress so i waited for her to finish dressing then she opened the door. when i entered i got the shock of my life i saw this her so called bff in d same room meaning she was naked with him inside d room. the most annoying thing is that this stupid girl claim hes her bff so dia nothing wrong. see me see wahala see yeye talk for yeye mouth. i feel like killing her if na you wetin u go do. or am i too hard on her.
Only sick people like you reason this way.She does not luv you and u wanna kill her? They should take you to Yaba for examination or to reformat your brain to see if you can be reasonable.
Crime › Re: Access Bank Shomolu Lagos has refunded my 1K by andyanders: 9:53pm On Jan 31, 2016
Codeblues:
Few minutes ago I withdrew 33K from Access Bank ATM @ Shomolu,Lagos from my Fidelity
account. Immediately the ATM dispensed the 20k & 13k respectively, I folded the money and put them in my pocket after getting to where I needed the money lo & behold two 500 naira notes were among the 1000 notes dispensed to me at the ATM. I had to go a nearby Ecobank where I withdrew another 1K to balance up. The funny thing was that these 500 notes were placed separately among the 1k notes which makes me feel it was deliberate.
Is this part of the new tricks banks are now using to defraud innocent customers?
It was deliberate and the people responsible are either the person releasing the money from the strong room, the cashier or the officer responsible in loading the ATM machine. I once discovered fake N1,000 note I withdrew from an ATM machine.I only discovered that when I wanted to buy fuel from Petrol station. It was an embarrassment.

Once banks keep employing contract staffs, they will continue experiencing this forms of frauds with their banks.
Politics › Re: James Ibori Marries Senami Sosu As Second Wife? - The Capital by andyanders: 8:49pm On Jan 31, 2016
saints2:
A lot oo cheesy cheesy cheesy How can a prisoner marry from prisonhuh Who does that?
It is possible and is allowed.
Romance › Re: My Fiance Cheated And Has A Child. What Do I Do? by andyanders: 7:06pm On Jan 31, 2016
jacy67:
You dated for four years and you just found out that he cheated with a child? smh
My dear it's not too late to leave for good. Though you made a mistake by accepting his assistance. From his action he merely sees you as a property bought on hire purchase. Things will only get worse when you marry him out of pity
Exactly. She made a grievous mistake accepting gifts from him and knowing him for 8 yrs, yet she never loved him.

Too bad cus the guy would turn a Munster to her even if she ends up marrying him.If he can abandon his first child and the mother of his baby when he knowingly penetrated her which resulted to the birth of a baby, nothing the guy cannot do with her he finally marries her.
Romance › Re: My Fiance Cheated And Has A Child. What Do I Do? by andyanders: 5:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
Marrying out of sympathy is the worst thing that anybody can do in any relationship.

Op, you said you never loved him and yet you were eating his money whereby he was even responsible for your school fees? That is where you got it wrong by eating from the devil. You knowingly knew you never liked/loved him and only cares of what you get from him with the hope you can do away with him one day and that never happened hence the situation you found yourself.

You have gone too dip with him considering that after what he has done for you, and he opened up to accept that he already got a child from another woman that she abandoned, you now want to abandon him cannot work as he might end up carrying out his threat.

I know you must have read about ladies that end up in hospitals or even in their grave as a result of acid bath or direct murder from such guys.

Never take his threat as nothing as he might end up doing what is in his mind.

OP, I feel your pain over this issue considering that the guy in question having gone to your sister to voice his mind is something you guys should not take kindly. The mistake has been done initially by you and having had a dream about this issue goes to show how God loves you by revealing what you never knew about him goes to show that He has a solution to it.Do not be confrontational with that kind of person as he is a time bomb.Only God can separate his person from you. In a civilized society, by his threat, he is a gonna as that alone will have the law enforcement agents to have him arrested. In our society, if you take his threat to the police, they will ask you 'when you dey chop the money and the thing dey sweet you, you complain?' That is Nigeria for you. Ask God to help you out through prayers.


For ladies out there, this is a big lesson for you as relates to collecting money from a guy when you do not love him and hoping to do away with him in future. It is always a two way something. It can work for you if you are lucky to have a guy who is cool and can let things go, but if you are unlucky to have the wicked type, you are a gunner.
Politics › Re: Murray-Bruce Criticizes Nigeria's 2016 Budget by andyanders: 3:12pm On Jan 31, 2016
juliuscarter:
u are a big fool! can only him single handedly make a difference in the senate. He is telling us the people so that we can be aware of the ridiculous things that is happening
What is more ridiculous than him and his colleagues (less than 500 people) budgeting more than N150 billion for themselves. They are the most expensive legislature in the world.
Politics › Re: Murray-Bruce Criticizes Nigeria's 2016 Budget by andyanders: 3:06pm On Jan 31, 2016
kraftykc:
He wasn't a senator under Jonathan.
So you need to be a senator to be qualified to registered on twitter
Politics › Re: Dasuki Replies Presidency: ‘I Am Not A Thief Or Treasury Looter’ by andyanders: 2:18pm On Jan 31, 2016
On 10/21/14, the Chief of Air Staff also confirmed the receipt of F-7 N1 aircraft combination of 250kg bombs and accessories at $2,894,000 with the cost of freight at $1,200,000. shocked The same Air Force confirmed getting 2xTri Shield 36DG Tactical radars.
Cost of freight is half cost of aircraft? cant the plane be flown to its destination?
Family › Re: My Baby Girl Cry For A Sibling. by andyanders: 11:52pm On Jan 30, 2016
chocolateme:
Eyaa.. I felt hot tears reading this now, God has answered your prayers and in no distant time, it will manifest.
A blessing shall soon come into your family.
Baby girl calm down, your siblings are on the way, we shall witness the testimony here on NL.

God's time is the best to avoid bringing Chokey into the family.
Ameennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Op, you will have twins and drop a note here for me when this happens, that before this year runs out, your daughter will experience joy in your home for the coming of that bundle of joy

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